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There! Right There! |
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Look at that tan, that tinted skin. |
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Look at the killer shape he's in. |
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Look at that slightly stubbly chin. |
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Oh Please he's gay, totally gay. |
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I'm not about to celebrate. |
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Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate. |
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This guy's not gay, I say not gay. |
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That is the elephant in the room |
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Well is it relevant to assume |
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that a man who wears perfume |
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is automatically radically fey? |
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But look at his coiffed and crispy locks. |
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Look at his silk translucent socks. |
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There's the eternal paradox. |
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Look what we're seeing. |
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What are we seeing? |
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Is he gay? |
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Of course he's gay. |
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Or European? |
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ohhhhhh |
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Gay or European? |
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It's hard to guarantee |
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Is he gay or European? |
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Well, hey don't look at me. |
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You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports. |
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They play peculiar sports. |
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In shiny shirts and tiny shorts. |
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Gay or foreign fella? |
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The answer could take weeks. |
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They will say things like "ciao bella" |
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while they kiss you on both cheeks. |
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Oh please. |
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Gay or European? |
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So many shades of gray. |
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Depending on the time of day, the French go either way. |
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Is he gay or European? |
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or |
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There! Right There! |
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Look at that condescending smirk. |
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Seen it on every guy at work. |
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That is a metro hetero jerk. |
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That guy's not gay, I say no way. |
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That is the elephant in the room. |
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Well is it relevant to presume |
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that a hottie in that costume |
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Is automatically-radically |
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Ironically chronically |
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Certainly pertinently |
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Genetically medically |
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GAY! |
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OFFICIALLY GAY |
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OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY |
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DAMNIT! |
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Gay or European? |
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So stylish and relaxed. |
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Is he gay or European? |
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I think his chest is waxed |
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But they bring their boys up different there. |
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It's culturally diverse. |
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It's not a fashion curse. |
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If he wears a kilt or bears a purse. |
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Gay or just exotic? |
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I still can't crack the code. |
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Yet his accent is hypnotic |
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but his shoes are pointy toed. |
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Huh. |
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Gay or European? |
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So many shades of gray. |
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But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday. |
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Is he gay or European? |
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gay or European? |
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Gay or Euro- |
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Wait a minute! |
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Give me a chance to crack this guy. |
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I have an idea I'd like to try. |
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The floor is yours. |
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So Mr. Argitacos... |
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This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for? |
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2 years. |
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And your first name again is...? |
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Mikos. |
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And your boyfriend's name is...? |
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Carlos. |
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I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend. |
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I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend |
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You bastard! |
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You lying bastard! |
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That's it. |
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I no cover for you, no more! |
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Peoples |
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I have a big announcement. |
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This man is Gay and European! |
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and neither is his place. |
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You've got to stop your being |
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a completely closet case. |
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It's me,not her he's seeing. |
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No matter what he say |
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I swear he never ever ever swing the other way. |
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You are so gay. |
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You big parfait! |
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You flaming boy band cabaret. |
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I'm straight! |
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You were not yesterday. |
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So if I may, I'm proud to say, |
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He's gay! |
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And European! |
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He's gay! |
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And European! |
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He's gay! |
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And European and Gay! |
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Fine okay I'm gay! |
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Hooray! |
