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Your butt is wide, well mine is too |
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Just watch your mouth or i'll sit on you |
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The word is out, better treat me right |
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'cause i'm the king of cellulite |
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Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right |
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My zippers bust, my buckles break |
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I'm too much man for you to take |
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The pavement cracks when i fall down |
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I've got more chins than chinatown |
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Well, i've never used a phone booth |
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And i've never seen my toes |
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When i'm goin' to the movies |
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I take up seven rows |
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Because i'm fat, i'm fat, come on |
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(fat, fat, really really fat) |
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You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it |
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(fat, fat, really really fat) |
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You know i'm fat, i'm fat, come on you know |
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(fat, fat, really really fat) |
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Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout |
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Just now tell me once again who's fat |
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When i walk out to get my mail |
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It measures on the richter scale |
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Down at the beach i'm a lucky man |
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I'm the only one who gets a tan |
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If i have one more pie a la mode |
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I'm gonna need my own zip code |
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When you're only having seconds |
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I'm having twenty-thirds |
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When i go to get my shoes shined |
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I gotta take their word |
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Because i'm fat, i'm fat, sha mone |
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(fat, fat, really really fat) |
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You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it |
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(fat, fat, really really fat) |
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You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it you know |
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(fat, fat, really really fat) |
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And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds |
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Lemme tell you once again who's fat |
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If you see me comin' your way |
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Better give me plenty space |
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If i tell you that i'm hungry |
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Then won't you feed my face |
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Because i'm fat, i'm fat, come on |
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(fat, fat, really really fat) |
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You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it |
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(fat, fat, really really fat) |
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You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it, you know |
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(fat, fat, really really fat) |
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Woo woo woo, when i sit around the house |
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I really sit around the house |
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You know i'm fat, i'm fat, come on |
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(fat, fat, really really fat) |
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You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it, you know it |
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(fat, fat, really really fat) |
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You know, you know, you know, come on |
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(fat, fat, really really fat) |
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And you know all by myself i'm a crowd |
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Lemme tell you once again |
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You know i'm huge, i'm fat, you know it |
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(fat, fat, really really fat) |
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You know i'm fat, you know, hoo |
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(fat, fat, really really fat) |
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You know i'm fat, i'm fat, you know it, you know |
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(fat, fat, really really fat) |
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And the whole world knows i'm fat and i'm proud |
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Just tell me once again who's fat |
