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We've been together for so very long |
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But now things are changing, oh i wonder what's wrong? |
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Seems you don't want me around |
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The passion is gone and the flame's died down |
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I guess i lost a little bit of self-esteem |
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That time that you made it with the whole hockey team |
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You used to think i was nice |
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Now you tell all your friends that i'm the antichrist |
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Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car? |
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That kind of thing is hard to ignore |
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Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore |
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I knew that we were having problems when |
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You put those piranhas in my bathtub again |
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You're still the light of my life |
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Oh darling, i'm beggin', won't you put down that knife? |
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You know, i even think it's kinda cute the way |
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You poison my coffee just a little each day |
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I still remember the way that you laughed |
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When you pushed me down that elevator shaft |
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Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra |
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Doing in my underwear drawer? |
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Sometime i get to thinking you don't love me any more |
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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill |
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Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will |
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You set my house on fire |
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You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers |
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Oh, you think that i'm ugly and you say that i'm cheap |
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You shaved off my eyebrows while i was asleep |
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You drilled a hole in my head |
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Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead |
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Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all |
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You never acted this way before |
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Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no |
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Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore |
