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Here he is, our little bundle of joy |
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We did it, honey, it's a baby boy |
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We'll love him and raise him till he finally leaves us |
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What should we name him? |
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How about Adolf? |
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Little Adolf |
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He's growin' up like little boys do |
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He's grown a mustache and he's only two |
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He's a pyrotechnic and he loves to play with knives |
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And our little buddy gives the weirdest high fives |
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Little Adolf |
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Little Adolf |
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Little Adolf |
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Little Adolf |
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He's a dictator-tot |
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Dictator-tot |
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He gets a little bit angry, but he's smart as hell |
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And who taught him how to speak German so well? |
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He doesn't like milk, soda hurts his head |
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I tried to give him juice this is what he said: |
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I hate Jews |
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Okay, Hitler, please drink your juice. I'm tired I want to go to bed |
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Just you know what? Get the Jews out of here, out of this house, out of this country, now |
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Hitler, get the ju- |
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What do you want me to do with-? |
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Put the Jews in camps and separate them |
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Separate juice? |
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Hitler, what do you want me to do? |
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Like separate them by flavor |
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By, like, concentration? |
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Concentration... ooh |
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Little Adolf |
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He's a dictator-tot |
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