歌曲 | Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia |
歌手 | Whitney Avalon |
歌手 | YoungStar |
专辑 | Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia |
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[00:00.108] | Princess Rap Battle: |
[00:02.956] | Galadriel versus Leia! |
[00:09.455] | Let the rap battle begin! |
[00:12.240] | G:One does not simply walk into this fight |
[00:14.500] | I’m the baddest ***** in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light |
[00:16.835] | I look better in white, you should flee from my sight |
[00:19.551] | I’ll strike you down like Obi-Wan cause I’m colder than carbonite |
[00:22.277] | You battle me? You’re not strong enough |
[00:24.679] | A human break an elf? You don’t live long enough |
[00:27.161] | You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair |
[00:29.463] | By the time I end this line you will love me and despair |
[00:37.390] | L:Calm down grandma, you’re ugly when you’re mad |
[00:39.815] | Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad |
[00:41.905] | What a strong female character obsessed with a ring |
[00:44.354] | And you had to send a group of men to fix everything |
[00:47.159] | When Sauron took over you hid in a tree |
[00:49.234] | I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy |
[00:52.141] | When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater |
[00:54.727] | My words explode like bombs, I’m a verbal detonator |
[00:57.201] | G:What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits? |
[00:59.632] | L:Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits |
[01:01.820] | We’re on movie number seven while you’re still on your sixth |
[01:04.275] | G:Yes, but unlike you we don’t pretend that three don’t exist |
[01:07.073] | L:You’re like a Stormtrooper 'cuz your shots never hit |
[01:09.470] | I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its **** |
[01:12.036] | I’ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her |
[01:14.439] | I’m a master with a blaster, you’re a renn faire disaster |
[01:17.204] | I walk in the sky while you’re stuck on the land |
[01:19.348] | Just a hippie hobbit-humper, unblinking and bland |
[01:21.918] | No light saber needed to take you out |
[01:24.360] | Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout |
[01:29.039] | G:I will… |
[01:30.744] | Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick |
[01:33.147] | And after Jabba’s eager tongue you should know when you’re licked |
[01:35.815] | My lyrics so wet I’m like a rhyming typhoon |
[01:38.402] | How’s Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon? |
[01:40.725] | I see things that were, things that are, things that may be |
[01:43.229] | I’m fully operational, it’s over, baby |
[01:45.938] | You shall not pass, challenge another |
[01:48.202] | You can kiss my ass, pretend it’s your brother |
[01:51.131] |
[00:00.108] | Princess Rap Battle: |
[00:02.956] | Galadriel versus Leia! |
[00:09.455] | Let the rap battle begin! |
[00:12.240] | G: One does not simply walk into this fight |
[00:14.500] | I' m the baddest in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light |
[00:16.835] | I look better in white, you should flee from my sight |
[00:19.551] | I' ll strike you down like ObiWan cause I' m colder than carbonite |
[00:22.277] | You battle me? You' re not strong enough |
[00:24.679] | A human break an elf? You don' t live long enough |
[00:27.161] | You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair |
[00:29.463] | By the time I end this line you will love me and despair |
[00:37.390] | L: Calm down grandma, you' re ugly when you' re mad |
[00:39.815] | Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad |
[00:41.905] | What a strong female character obsessed with a ring |
[00:44.354] | And you had to send a group of men to fix everything |
[00:47.159] | When Sauron took over you hid in a tree |
[00:49.234] | I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy |
[00:52.141] | When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater |
[00:54.727] | My words explode like bombs, I' m a verbal detonator |
[00:57.201] | G: What have your films had, like thirteen reedits? |
[00:59.632] | L: Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits |
[01:01.820] | We' re on movie number seven while you' re still on your sixth |
[01:04.275] | G: Yes, but unlike you we don' t pretend that three don' t exist |
[01:07.073] | L: You' re like a Stormtrooper ' cuz your shots never hit |
[01:09.470] | I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its |
[01:12.036] | I' ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her |
[01:14.439] | I' m a master with a blaster, you' re a renn faire disaster |
[01:17.204] | I walk in the sky while you' re stuck on the land |
[01:19.348] | Just a hippie hobbithumper, unblinking and bland |
[01:21.918] | No light saber needed to take you out |
[01:24.360] | Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout |
[01:29.039] | G: I will |
[01:30.744] | Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick |
[01:33.147] | And after Jabba' s eager tongue you should know when you' re licked |
[01:35.815] | My lyrics so wet I' m like a rhyming typhoon |
[01:38.402] | How' s Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon? |
[01:40.725] | I see things that were, things that are, things that may be |
[01:43.229] | I' m fully operational, it' s over, baby |
[01:45.938] | You shall not pass, challenge another |
[01:48.202] | You can kiss my ass, pretend it' s your brother |
[01:51.131] |
[00:00.108] | Princess Rap Battle: |
[00:02.956] | Galadriel versus Leia! |
[00:09.455] | Let the rap battle begin! |
[00:12.240] | G: One does not simply walk into this fight |
[00:14.500] | I' m the baddest in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light |
[00:16.835] | I look better in white, you should flee from my sight |
[00:19.551] | I' ll strike you down like ObiWan cause I' m colder than carbonite |
[00:22.277] | You battle me? You' re not strong enough |
[00:24.679] | A human break an elf? You don' t live long enough |
[00:27.161] | You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair |
[00:29.463] | By the time I end this line you will love me and despair |
[00:37.390] | L: Calm down grandma, you' re ugly when you' re mad |
[00:39.815] | Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad |
[00:41.905] | What a strong female character obsessed with a ring |
[00:44.354] | And you had to send a group of men to fix everything |
[00:47.159] | When Sauron took over you hid in a tree |
[00:49.234] | I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy |
[00:52.141] | When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater |
[00:54.727] | My words explode like bombs, I' m a verbal detonator |
[00:57.201] | G: What have your films had, like thirteen reedits? |
[00:59.632] | L: Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits |
[01:01.820] | We' re on movie number seven while you' re still on your sixth |
[01:04.275] | G: Yes, but unlike you we don' t pretend that three don' t exist |
[01:07.073] | L: You' re like a Stormtrooper ' cuz your shots never hit |
[01:09.470] | I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its |
[01:12.036] | I' ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her |
[01:14.439] | I' m a master with a blaster, you' re a renn faire disaster |
[01:17.204] | I walk in the sky while you' re stuck on the land |
[01:19.348] | Just a hippie hobbithumper, unblinking and bland |
[01:21.918] | No light saber needed to take you out |
[01:24.360] | Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout |
[01:29.039] | G: I will |
[01:30.744] | Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick |
[01:33.147] | And after Jabba' s eager tongue you should know when you' re licked |
[01:35.815] | My lyrics so wet I' m like a rhyming typhoon |
[01:38.402] | How' s Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon? |
[01:40.725] | I see things that were, things that are, things that may be |
[01:43.229] | I' m fully operational, it' s over, baby |
[01:45.938] | You shall not pass, challenge another |
[01:48.202] | You can kiss my ass, pretend it' s your brother |
[01:51.131] |
[00:00.108] | 公主饶舌争霸 |
[00:02.956] | 凯兰崔尔 Vs 蕾娅 |
[00:09.455] | 饶舌比赛正式开始 |
[00:12.240] | 凡人岂能随便就加入这场大战? |
[00:14.500] | 我就是整个中土世界最厉害的碧池 光明女王 |
[00:16.835] | 我穿白色衣服极其美丽 你赶紧滚出我的视线吧 |
[00:19.551] | 你的死法会和欧比旺一样 因为我就是比碳凝还冷酷 |
[00:22.277] | 你想和我撕 恐怕没我厉害 |
[00:24.679] | 凡人挑战仙子 你活的只怕不够长 |
[00:27.161] | 你最好带着头上的两个甜甜圈给我听好了 |
[00:29.463] | 你会爱上我 然后绝望 |
[00:37.390] | 老太婆 冷静点 你生气时超丑耶 |
[00:39.815] | 向我展示你的黑暗面?你让我想起我老爸了 |
[00:41.905] | 多强大的一个女人会被一个戒指忽悠的团团转 |
[00:44.354] | 还不得不派出一队男人收拾烂摊子 |
[00:47.159] | 索伦崛起的时候你吓得躲上树 |
[00:49.234] | 我领导反抗同盟军拯救了整个银河系 |
[00:52.141] | 当我灭了你的时候 你就一无是处了 |
[00:54.727] | 我的言语犀利如同炸弹 |
[00:57.201] | 听说你的电影被改过十三次呢? |
[00:59.632] | 而你好像只是出现在演员表上 |
[01:01.820] | 我们的电影已经到七部了 你们却卡在六 |
[01:04.275] | 我们不像你们一样假装第三季不存在 |
[01:07.073] | 你就像个风暴兵一样因为你从没射中过什么 |
[01:09.470] | 而我只用一件金色比基尼就收获了世界 |
[01:12.036] | 我唱的比你快 比你久 还比你厉害 |
[01:14.439] | 我自带冲击波 而你只算一颗扫把星 |
[01:17.204] | 你还在路上跑 我已经上天了 |
[01:19.348] | 就像一个嬉皮霍比特人 无聊乏味 |
[01:21.918] | 我不需要光剑就可以解决你 |
[01:24.360] | 用心体会 你会放弃这场饶舌 |
[01:29.039] | 我... |
[01:30.744] | 才不会听你的鬼话 |
[01:33.147] | 经历了贾巴的舌头你应该知道被舔的滋味吧 |
[01:35.815] | 我的歌词如此韵律就像节奏台风 |
[01:38.402] | 奥特朗怎么样了?不好意思 撒了你的盐 |
[01:40.725] | 我了解过去 明白现在 感知未来 |
[01:43.229] | 我就是全能型仙子 结束吧宝贝儿 |
[01:45.938] | 你根本不够强 换个人挑战吧 |
[01:48.202] | 你可以亲亲我的翘臀 假装这是你的哥哥 |