Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia

Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia 歌词

歌曲 Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia
歌手 Whitney Avalon
歌手 YoungStar
专辑 Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia
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[00:00.108] Princess Rap Battle:
[00:02.956] Galadriel versus Leia!
[00:09.455] Let the rap battle begin!
[00:12.240] G:One does not simply walk into this fight
[00:14.500] I’m the baddest ***** in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light
[00:16.835] I look better in white, you should flee from my sight
[00:19.551] I’ll strike you down like Obi-Wan cause I’m colder than carbonite
[00:22.277] You battle me? You’re not strong enough
[00:24.679] A human break an elf? You don’t live long enough
[00:27.161] You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair
[00:29.463] By the time I end this line you will love me and despair
[00:37.390] L:Calm down grandma, you’re ugly when you’re mad
[00:39.815] Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad
[00:41.905] What a strong female character obsessed with a ring
[00:44.354] And you had to send a group of men to fix everything
[00:47.159] When Sauron took over you hid in a tree
[00:49.234] I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy
[00:52.141] When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater
[00:54.727] My words explode like bombs, I’m a verbal detonator
[00:57.201] G:What have your films had, like thirteen re-edits?
[00:59.632] L:Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits
[01:01.820] We’re on movie number seven while you’re still on your sixth
[01:04.275] G:Yes, but unlike you we don’t pretend that three don’t exist
[01:07.073] L:You’re like a Stormtrooper 'cuz your shots never hit
[01:09.470] I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its ****
[01:12.036] I’ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her
[01:14.439] I’m a master with a blaster, you’re a renn faire disaster
[01:17.204] I walk in the sky while you’re stuck on the land
[01:19.348] Just a hippie hobbit-humper, unblinking and bland
[01:21.918] No light saber needed to take you out
[01:24.360] Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout
[01:29.039] G:I will…
[01:30.744] Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick
[01:33.147] And after Jabba’s eager tongue you should know when you’re licked
[01:35.815] My lyrics so wet I’m like a rhyming typhoon
[01:38.402] How’s Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon?
[01:40.725] I see things that were, things that are, things that may be
[01:43.229] I’m fully operational, it’s over, baby
[01:45.938] You shall not pass, challenge another
[01:48.202] You can kiss my ass, pretend it’s your brother
[01:51.131]
[00:00.108] Princess Rap Battle:
[00:02.956] Galadriel versus Leia!
[00:09.455] Let the rap battle begin!
[00:12.240] G: One does not simply walk into this fight
[00:14.500] I' m the baddest in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light
[00:16.835] I look better in white, you should flee from my sight
[00:19.551] I' ll strike you down like ObiWan cause I' m colder than carbonite
[00:22.277] You battle me? You' re not strong enough
[00:24.679] A human break an elf? You don' t live long enough
[00:27.161] You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair
[00:29.463] By the time I end this line you will love me and despair
[00:37.390] L: Calm down grandma, you' re ugly when you' re mad
[00:39.815] Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad
[00:41.905] What a strong female character obsessed with a ring
[00:44.354] And you had to send a group of men to fix everything
[00:47.159] When Sauron took over you hid in a tree
[00:49.234] I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy
[00:52.141] When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater
[00:54.727] My words explode like bombs, I' m a verbal detonator
[00:57.201] G: What have your films had, like thirteen reedits?
[00:59.632] L: Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits
[01:01.820] We' re on movie number seven while you' re still on your sixth
[01:04.275] G: Yes, but unlike you we don' t pretend that three don' t exist
[01:07.073] L: You' re like a Stormtrooper ' cuz your shots never hit
[01:09.470] I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its
[01:12.036] I' ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her
[01:14.439] I' m a master with a blaster, you' re a renn faire disaster
[01:17.204] I walk in the sky while you' re stuck on the land
[01:19.348] Just a hippie hobbithumper, unblinking and bland
[01:21.918] No light saber needed to take you out
[01:24.360] Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout
[01:29.039] G: I will
[01:30.744] Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick
[01:33.147] And after Jabba' s eager tongue you should know when you' re licked
[01:35.815] My lyrics so wet I' m like a rhyming typhoon
[01:38.402] How' s Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon?
[01:40.725] I see things that were, things that are, things that may be
[01:43.229] I' m fully operational, it' s over, baby
[01:45.938] You shall not pass, challenge another
[01:48.202] You can kiss my ass, pretend it' s your brother
[01:51.131]
[00:00.108] Princess Rap Battle:
[00:02.956] Galadriel versus Leia!
[00:09.455] Let the rap battle begin!
[00:12.240] G: One does not simply walk into this fight
[00:14.500] I' m the baddest in Middle Earth, the Lady of Light
[00:16.835] I look better in white, you should flee from my sight
[00:19.551] I' ll strike you down like ObiWan cause I' m colder than carbonite
[00:22.277] You battle me? You' re not strong enough
[00:24.679] A human break an elf? You don' t live long enough
[00:27.161] You better listen hard through those donuts in your hair
[00:29.463] By the time I end this line you will love me and despair
[00:37.390] L: Calm down grandma, you' re ugly when you' re mad
[00:39.815] Showing off your dark side? You remind me of my dad
[00:41.905] What a strong female character obsessed with a ring
[00:44.354] And you had to send a group of men to fix everything
[00:47.159] When Sauron took over you hid in a tree
[00:49.234] I led the Rebel Alliance and we saved the whole galaxy
[00:52.141] When I am done with you you will be nothing but a crater
[00:54.727] My words explode like bombs, I' m a verbal detonator
[00:57.201] G: What have your films had, like thirteen reedits?
[00:59.632] L: Well, most of your runtime is spent on the credits
[01:01.820] We' re on movie number seven while you' re still on your sixth
[01:04.275] G: Yes, but unlike you we don' t pretend that three don' t exist
[01:07.073] L: You' re like a Stormtrooper ' cuz your shots never hit
[01:09.470] I wore one gold bikini and the world lost its
[01:12.036] I' ll rap faster, outlast her, outclass her, surpass her
[01:14.439] I' m a master with a blaster, you' re a renn faire disaster
[01:17.204] I walk in the sky while you' re stuck on the land
[01:19.348] Just a hippie hobbithumper, unblinking and bland
[01:21.918] No light saber needed to take you out
[01:24.360] Search your feelings, you will forfeit this bout
[01:29.039] G: I will
[01:30.744] Never give in to your Jedi mind, trick
[01:33.147] And after Jabba' s eager tongue you should know when you' re licked
[01:35.815] My lyrics so wet I' m like a rhyming typhoon
[01:38.402] How' s Alderaan doing? Sorry, too soon?
[01:40.725] I see things that were, things that are, things that may be
[01:43.229] I' m fully operational, it' s over, baby
[01:45.938] You shall not pass, challenge another
[01:48.202] You can kiss my ass, pretend it' s your brother
[01:51.131]
[00:00.108] 公主饶舌争霸
[00:02.956] 凯兰崔尔 Vs 蕾娅
[00:09.455] 饶舌比赛正式开始
[00:12.240] 凡人岂能随便就加入这场大战?
[00:14.500] 我就是整个中土世界最厉害的碧池 光明女王
[00:16.835] 我穿白色衣服极其美丽 你赶紧滚出我的视线吧
[00:19.551] 你的死法会和欧比旺一样 因为我就是比碳凝还冷酷
[00:22.277] 你想和我撕 恐怕没我厉害
[00:24.679] 凡人挑战仙子 你活的只怕不够长
[00:27.161] 你最好带着头上的两个甜甜圈给我听好了
[00:29.463] 你会爱上我 然后绝望
[00:37.390] 老太婆 冷静点 你生气时超丑耶
[00:39.815] 向我展示你的黑暗面?你让我想起我老爸了
[00:41.905] 多强大的一个女人会被一个戒指忽悠的团团转
[00:44.354] 还不得不派出一队男人收拾烂摊子
[00:47.159] 索伦崛起的时候你吓得躲上树
[00:49.234] 我领导反抗同盟军拯救了整个银河系
[00:52.141] 当我灭了你的时候 你就一无是处了
[00:54.727] 我的言语犀利如同炸弹
[00:57.201] 听说你的电影被改过十三次呢?
[00:59.632] 而你好像只是出现在演员表上
[01:01.820] 我们的电影已经到七部了 你们却卡在六
[01:04.275] 我们不像你们一样假装第三季不存在
[01:07.073] 你就像个风暴兵一样因为你从没射中过什么
[01:09.470] 而我只用一件金色比基尼就收获了世界
[01:12.036] 我唱的比你快 比你久 还比你厉害
[01:14.439] 我自带冲击波 而你只算一颗扫把星
[01:17.204] 你还在路上跑 我已经上天了
[01:19.348] 就像一个嬉皮霍比特人 无聊乏味
[01:21.918] 我不需要光剑就可以解决你
[01:24.360] 用心体会 你会放弃这场饶舌
[01:29.039] 我...
[01:30.744] 才不会听你的鬼话
[01:33.147] 经历了贾巴的舌头你应该知道被舔的滋味吧
[01:35.815] 我的歌词如此韵律就像节奏台风
[01:38.402] 奥特朗怎么样了?不好意思 撒了你的盐
[01:40.725] 我了解过去 明白现在 感知未来
[01:43.229] 我就是全能型仙子 结束吧宝贝儿
[01:45.938] 你根本不够强 换个人挑战吧
[01:48.202] 你可以亲亲我的翘臀 假装这是你的哥哥
Princess Rap Battle: Galadriel vs. Leia 歌词
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