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I'd like to find the guy |
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Who done me wrong |
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And stuck my faget arse up |
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On this Christmas tree |
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Who put the stump |
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In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump |
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Who took and jammed it |
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In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong |
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Who stood the wood |
| [00:31.37] |
Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop |
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Who put the stick |
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Up my hipty-dipty-dip |
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Who was that man |
| [00:38.22] |
He shoved it up my can |
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And left me stranded on this Christmas tree (Yeah ) |
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When this angel heard |
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Chop-ba-ba-bop di-chop-ba-ba-bop |
| [00:58.14] |
A dreadful fear went right into my heart |
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Those pine tree needles sting me |
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Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' in my ding dong |
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You'll never know how much that smarts (Hooah ) |
| [01:14.09] |
So who put the stump |
| [01:15.88] |
In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump |
| [01:17.82] |
Who took and jammed it |
| [01:19.16] |
In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong |
| [01:20.27] |
Who stood the wood |
| [01:21.72] |
Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop |
| [01:23.41] |
Who put the stick |
| [01:24.59] |
Up my hipty-dipty-dip |
| [01:25.95] |
Who took that bush |
| [01:28.00] |
And crammed it in my tush |
| [01:31.20] |
He made this angel beg for mercy please (Yow ) |
| [01:48.28] |
Each night when I'm alone |
| [01:51.13] |
Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity |
| [01:52.48] |
Scratchity scratchity shoop |
| [01:54.18] |
It sets my tiny bottom all aglow |
| [01:59.39] |
And every time I wiggle |
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Slipty-din-de-din slipty-din-de-din |
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A little further in it goes (Ohhh/Yeah ) |
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Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump |
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Ram-a-lam-a ding dong |
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Slipty-din-de-din |
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Poopity poopity shoop |
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Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump |
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Ram-a-lam-a ding dong |
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Slipty-din-de-din |
