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Hospital Worker: "Little Timmy!" |
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Timmy: "You always call me that, I don't like it." |
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Hospital Worker: "We have a very special visitor for you at the hospital here today!" |
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Timmy: "Oh yeah? Who?" |
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Hopsital Worker: "It's your favorite muscian!" |
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Timmy: "Shakira, come here? I bet she gonna shake it!" |
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Hospital Worker: "Eeven better! It's MC Frontalot!" |
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Timmy: "Ok, don't know who that is." |
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I'm gonna be your man (gonna be your man) |
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you're my biggest fan, I gotta give a little something back |
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I'm gonna be your man (gonna be your man) |
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see, you don't even gotta ask |
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I know, you don't want me to die |
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but you need that lung pretty bad, and I'm the guy |
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in the 10-county area |
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ain't had malaria yet |
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plus the blood type (red). |
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it gets scarier: fed |
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on the corn & you born a vegan. |
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fate has indicated that I'm the man you're seeking. |
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now you're freaking out, and that's okay, |
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having that much of another man inside you |
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isn't going to make you gay. |
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and play along for a second, you could get what I got: |
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the inexplicable ability to front. A lot! |
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an inexhaustible nerdcore flow, |
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the charisma to draw eight people to a live show, |
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myopic vision, and an oversized head. |
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a girl at a convention told me once that I was good in bed, |
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plus I often meet a crowd and am greeted without booing. |
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think of all the respiration you'll be doing! |
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quit spazzing! it's just a lung. |
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stop pointing out how I already donated you one. |
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frontalot is sick of breathing, it's ****ing boring. |
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all the time I've got the asthma, and the snoring. |
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and I ought to level with you, |
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the feds have got a warrant for a sample of my tissue. |
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they say I misused a certain substance & they'll get me |
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so I'ma pass the lung along and get stepping. |
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too late to protest, here comes the anesthesia |
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and I'm gonna be your man, to dole the lung that you're in need of. |
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I'm just gonna. Discussion over. Drop it. |
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hmmm... you look a little drowsy, here's the next topic: |
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please lie motionless to indicate you wouldn't mind |
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if the doctor also swapped your 14 inches for my five. |
