All-American Prophet 歌词
| 歌曲 | All-American Prophet |
| 歌手 | Andrew Rannells |
| 歌手 | Lewis Cleale |
| 歌手 | Jared Gertner |
| 歌手 | Clark Johnsen |
| 歌手 | Benjamin Schrader |
| 歌手 | Rory O'Malley |
| 歌手 | Scott Barnhardt |
| 歌手 | Graham Bowen |
| 歌手 | Justin Bohon |
| 歌手 | Kevin Duda |
| 歌手 | Jason Michael Snow |
| 歌手 | Brian Sears |
| 歌手 | Michael James Scott |
| 歌手 | Nick Spangler |
| 歌手 | Josh Gad |
| 专辑 | The Book Of Mormon (Original Broadway Cast Recording) |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : Robert Lopez/Trey Parker/Matt Stone |
| [00:00.323] | ELDER PRICE: You all know the Bible |
| [00:02.244] | Is made of Testaments old and new. |
| [00:06.088] | You've been told it's just those two parts, |
| [00:08.990] | Or only one if you're a Jew. |
| [00:13.072] | But what if I were to tell you |
| [00:15.616] | There's a FRESH third part out there? |
| [00:18.975] | Which was found by a HIP new prophet |
| [00:21.907] | Who had a little... |
| [00:24.052] | Donny Osmond flair? |
| [00:30.532] | Have you heard of the All-American Prophet? |
| [00:35.116] | The blonde-haired, blue-eyed voice of God! |
| [00:38.665] | He didn't come from the Middle East like those other holy men |
| [00:43.342] | No, God's favorite prophet was... |
| [00:45.903] | All-American! |
| [00:49.019] | I'm gonna take you back to Biblical times,1823! |
| [00:52.659] | An American man named Joe livin' on a farm in the holy land of Rodchester, New York! |
| [00:57.810] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: You mean the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith?! |
| [00:59.819] | ELDER PRICE: That's right, that young man spoke to God! |
| [01:01.868] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: He spoke to God?! |
| [01:03.021] | ELDER PRICE: And God said: "Joe, people really need to know |
| [01:05.026] | That the Bible isn't two parts! |
| [01:06.747] | There's a part THREE to the Bible, Joe! |
| [01:09.390] | And I, God have anointed you |
| [01:11.111] | To dig up this part three that is buried by the tree on the hill in your backyard!" |
| [01:14.934] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow, God says go to you backyard and start digging, that makes PERFECT SENSE! |
| [01:19.764] | ELDER PRICE: Joseph Smith went up to that hill, |
| [01:21.579] | And dug where he was told. |
| [01:23.808] | And deep in the ground, Joseph found |
| [01:25.965] | Shining plates of gold! |
| [01:28.253] | JOSEPH SMITH: What are these golden plates? |
| [01:30.005] | Who buried them here, and why? |
| [01:32.177] | ELDER PRICE: Then appeared an angel |
| [01:34.162] | His name was Moroni- |
| [01:37.542] | MORONI: I am Moroni.... |
| [01:40.216] | The All-American Angel! |
| [01:43.539] | My people lived here long, long ago |
| [01:47.216] | This is the history of my race |
| [01:49.980] | Please read the words within' |
| [01:52.138] | We were Jews who met with Christ, |
| [01:54.044] | But we were... |
| [01:56.811] | But don't let anybody see these plates except for you... |
| [02:02.388] | They are only for you to see... |
| [02:05.873] | Even if people ask you to show the plates to them, DON'T. |
| [02:10.879] | Just copy them onto normal paper. |
| [02:14.885] | Even thought this might make them question if the plates are real or not, |
| [02:19.819] | This is sort of what God is going for... |
| [02:25.425] | ELDER PRICE: Joseph took the plates home, |
| [02:27.262] | And wrote down what he found inside |
| [02:29.443] | He turned those plates into a book, |
| [02:31.593] | Then he rushed into town and cried: |
| [02:33.113] | JOSEPH SMITH: Hey! God spoke to me and gave me |
| [02:35.330] | This blessed ancient tome! |
| [02:37.443] | He hath commanded me to publish it, |
| [02:39.388] | And stick it in every home! |
| [02:41.983] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow! So the Bible is actually a trilogy, |
| [02:44.828] | and the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi?! I'm interested! |
| [02:50.125] | ELDER PRICE: Now, many people didn't believe the prophet Joseph Smith. |
| [02:54.097] | They thought he'd made up this part three |
| [02:56.073] | that was buried by a tree on the hill in his backyard! (TOWNSPEOPLE: LIAR!) |
| [02:59.219] | But Joe said- |
| [03:00.521] | JOSEPH SMITH: This is no lie |
| [03:01.741] | I speak to God all the time, |
| [03:02.632] | And he told me to head west! |
| [03:04.482] | So I'll take my part three from the hill with the tree, |
| [03:06.853] | Feel free if you'd like to come along with me, |
| [03:08.926] | To the promised land! (TOWNSPEOPLE: The PROMISED LAND?) |
| [03:11.286] | JOSEPH SMITH: Paradise! |
| [03:12.110] | On the west coast! Nothing but fruit and fields as far as the eye can see! |
| [03:18.680] | ALL: Have you heard of the All-American prophet? |
| [03:23.115] | He found a brand new book about Jesus Christ! |
| [03:26.989] | We're following him to paradise; |
| [03:29.428] | We call ourselves Mormon |
| [03:31.382] | And our new religion is... |
| [03:34.032] | All-American! |
| [03:36.633] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Well how much does it cost!? |
| [03:38.760] | ELDER PRICE: The Mormons kept on searching for the place to settle down, |
| [03:42.878] | But every time they thought they'd found it, |
| [03:45.015] | They got kicked out of town |
| [03:47.076] | And even though people wanted |
| [03:49.140] | To see the golden plates, |
| [03:51.406] | Joseph never showed'em- |
| [03:53.673] | GOTSWANA: I-have maggots in my scro-tum- |
| [04:02.892] | ELDER PRICE: Um... okay. Well, anyway... |
| [04:06.555] | Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad... |
| [04:12.908] | On the way to the promised land, |
| [04:15.637] | Mormons made people mad. |
| [04:19.069] | Joseph was shot by an angry mob, |
| [04:22.245] | And knew he'd soon be done.... |
| [04:25.780] | JOSEPH SMITH: You must lead the people now, |
| [04:29.706] | My good friend... Brigham Young. |
| [04:34.894] | Oh, God... why are you letting me die? |
| [04:40.510] | Without having me show people the plates |
| [04:44.259] | They'll have no proof I was telling the truth or not. |
| [04:48.639] | They'll have to believe it just... cause... |
| [04:53.104] | Oh! I guess that's kinda what you were going for.... |
| [05:00.230] | Blargggh... |
| [05:02.788] | ELDER PRICE: The prophet Joseph Smith DIED for what he believed in. |
| [05:07.183] | But his followers, they kept heading west. |
| [05:10.669] | And Brigham Young led them to paradise. A sparkling land in Utah they called... |
| [05:16.393] | Salt Lake City! |
| [05:19.119] | And there the Mormons multiplied, and made BIG MORMON families. |
| [05:25.188] | Generation to generation, |
| [05:27.844] | Until finally... they made ME. |
| [05:31.080] | And now it's MY JOB, |
| [05:33.090] | TO LEAD YOU WHERE THOSE EARLY SETTLERS WERE LEAD LONG AGO!!! |
| [05:39.959] | TOWNSPEOPLE and PRICE: Have you heard of the All-American prophet? (ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Kevin Price!!!) |
| [05:44.767] | The next in line to be the voice of God?! (ELDER CUNNINGHAM: My best friend!!!) |
| [05:48.626] | TOWNSPEOPLE and CUNNINGHAM: He's gonna do something incredible |
| [05:51.246] | And be Joseph Smith again! |
| [05:53.009] | Cause Kevin Price the prophet is... |
| [05:55.254] | All- All- All- |
| [05:58.288] | ALL-AMERICAN-! |
| [06:01.664] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: If you order now, we'll also throw in a set of steak knives! |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : Robert Lopez Trey Parker Matt Stone |
| [00:00.323] | ELDER PRICE: You all know the Bible |
| [00:02.244] | Is made of Testaments old and new. |
| [00:06.088] | You' ve been told it' s just those two parts, |
| [00:08.990] | Or only one if you' re a Jew. |
| [00:13.072] | But what if I were to tell you |
| [00:15.616] | There' s a FRESH third part out there? |
| [00:18.975] | Which was found by a HIP new prophet |
| [00:21.907] | Who had a little... |
| [00:24.052] | Donny Osmond flair? |
| [00:30.532] | Have you heard of the AllAmerican Prophet? |
| [00:35.116] | The blondehaired, blueeyed voice of God! |
| [00:38.665] | He didn' t come from the Middle East like those other holy men |
| [00:43.342] | No, God' s favorite prophet was... |
| [00:45.903] | AllAmerican! |
| [00:49.019] | I' m gonna take you back to Biblical times, 1823! |
| [00:52.659] | An American man named Joe livin' on a farm in the holy land of Rodchester, New York! |
| [00:57.810] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: You mean the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith?! |
| [00:59.819] | ELDER PRICE: That' s right, that young man spoke to God! |
| [01:01.868] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: He spoke to God?! |
| [01:03.021] | ELDER PRICE: And God said: " Joe, people really need to know |
| [01:05.026] | That the Bible isn' t two parts! |
| [01:06.747] | There' s a part THREE to the Bible, Joe! |
| [01:09.390] | And I, God have anointed you |
| [01:11.111] | To dig up this part three that is buried by the tree on the hill in your backyard!" |
| [01:14.934] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow, God says go to you backyard and start digging, that makes PERFECT SENSE! |
| [01:19.764] | ELDER PRICE: Joseph Smith went up to that hill, |
| [01:21.579] | And dug where he was told. |
| [01:23.808] | And deep in the ground, Joseph found |
| [01:25.965] | Shining plates of gold! |
| [01:28.253] | JOSEPH SMITH: What are these golden plates? |
| [01:30.005] | Who buried them here, and why? |
| [01:32.177] | ELDER PRICE: Then appeared an angel |
| [01:34.162] | His name was Moroni |
| [01:37.542] | MORONI: I am Moroni.... |
| [01:40.216] | The AllAmerican Angel! |
| [01:43.539] | My people lived here long, long ago |
| [01:47.216] | This is the history of my race |
| [01:49.980] | Please read the words within' |
| [01:52.138] | We were Jews who met with Christ, |
| [01:54.044] | But we were... |
| [01:56.811] | But don' t let anybody see these plates except for you... |
| [02:02.388] | They are only for you to see... |
| [02:05.873] | Even if people ask you to show the plates to them, DON' T. |
| [02:10.879] | Just copy them onto normal paper. |
| [02:14.885] | Even thought this might make them question if the plates are real or not, |
| [02:19.819] | This is sort of what God is going for... |
| [02:25.425] | ELDER PRICE: Joseph took the plates home, |
| [02:27.262] | And wrote down what he found inside |
| [02:29.443] | He turned those plates into a book, |
| [02:31.593] | Then he rushed into town and cried: |
| [02:33.113] | JOSEPH SMITH: Hey! God spoke to me and gave me |
| [02:35.330] | This blessed ancient tome! |
| [02:37.443] | He hath commanded me to publish it, |
| [02:39.388] | And stick it in every home! |
| [02:41.983] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow! So the Bible is actually a trilogy, |
| [02:44.828] | and the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi?! I' m interested! |
| [02:50.125] | ELDER PRICE: Now, many people didn' t believe the prophet Joseph Smith. |
| [02:54.097] | They thought he' d made up this part three |
| [02:56.073] | that was buried by a tree on the hill in his backyard! TOWNSPEOPLE: LIAR! |
| [02:59.219] | But Joe said |
| [03:00.521] | JOSEPH SMITH: This is no lie |
| [03:01.741] | I speak to God all the time, |
| [03:02.632] | And he told me to head west! |
| [03:04.482] | So I' ll take my part three from the hill with the tree, |
| [03:06.853] | Feel free if you' d like to come along with me, |
| [03:08.926] | To the promised land! TOWNSPEOPLE: The PROMISED LAND? |
| [03:11.286] | JOSEPH SMITH: Paradise! |
| [03:12.110] | On the west coast! Nothing but fruit and fields as far as the eye can see! |
| [03:18.680] | ALL: Have you heard of the AllAmerican prophet? |
| [03:23.115] | He found a brand new book about Jesus Christ! |
| [03:26.989] | We' re following him to paradise |
| [03:29.428] | We call ourselves Mormon |
| [03:31.382] | And our new religion is... |
| [03:34.032] | AllAmerican! |
| [03:36.633] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Well how much does it cost!? |
| [03:38.760] | ELDER PRICE: The Mormons kept on searching for the place to settle down, |
| [03:42.878] | But every time they thought they' d found it, |
| [03:45.015] | They got kicked out of town |
| [03:47.076] | And even though people wanted |
| [03:49.140] | To see the golden plates, |
| [03:51.406] | Joseph never showed' em |
| [03:53.673] | GOTSWANA: Ihave maggots in my scrotum |
| [04:02.892] | ELDER PRICE: Um... okay. Well, anyway... |
| [04:06.555] | Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad... |
| [04:12.908] | On the way to the promised land, |
| [04:15.637] | Mormons made people mad. |
| [04:19.069] | Joseph was shot by an angry mob, |
| [04:22.245] | And knew he' d soon be done.... |
| [04:25.780] | JOSEPH SMITH: You must lead the people now, |
| [04:29.706] | My good friend... Brigham Young. |
| [04:34.894] | Oh, God... why are you letting me die? |
| [04:40.510] | Without having me show people the plates |
| [04:44.259] | They' ll have no proof I was telling the truth or not. |
| [04:48.639] | They' ll have to believe it just... cause... |
| [04:53.104] | Oh! I guess that' s kinda what you were going for.... |
| [05:00.230] | Blargggh... |
| [05:02.788] | ELDER PRICE: The prophet Joseph Smith DIED for what he believed in. |
| [05:07.183] | But his followers, they kept heading west. |
| [05:10.669] | And Brigham Young led them to paradise. A sparkling land in Utah they called... |
| [05:16.393] | Salt Lake City! |
| [05:19.119] | And there the Mormons multiplied, and made BIG MORMON families. |
| [05:25.188] | Generation to generation, |
| [05:27.844] | Until finally... they made ME. |
| [05:31.080] | And now it' s MY JOB, |
| [05:33.090] | TO LEAD YOU WHERE THOSE EARLY SETTLERS WERE LEAD LONG AGO!!! |
| [05:39.959] | TOWNSPEOPLE and PRICE: Have you heard of the AllAmerican prophet? ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Kevin Price!!! |
| [05:44.767] | The next in line to be the voice of God?! ELDER CUNNINGHAM: My best friend!!! |
| [05:48.626] | TOWNSPEOPLE and CUNNINGHAM: He' s gonna do something incredible |
| [05:51.246] | And be Joseph Smith again! |
| [05:53.009] | Cause Kevin Price the prophet is... |
| [05:55.254] | All All All |
| [05:58.288] | ALLAMERICAN! |
| [06:01.664] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: If you order now, we' ll also throw in a set of steak knives! |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : Robert Lopez Trey Parker Matt Stone |
| [00:00.323] | ELDER PRICE: You all know the Bible |
| [00:02.244] | Is made of Testaments old and new. |
| [00:06.088] | You' ve been told it' s just those two parts, |
| [00:08.990] | Or only one if you' re a Jew. |
| [00:13.072] | But what if I were to tell you |
| [00:15.616] | There' s a FRESH third part out there? |
| [00:18.975] | Which was found by a HIP new prophet |
| [00:21.907] | Who had a little... |
| [00:24.052] | Donny Osmond flair? |
| [00:30.532] | Have you heard of the AllAmerican Prophet? |
| [00:35.116] | The blondehaired, blueeyed voice of God! |
| [00:38.665] | He didn' t come from the Middle East like those other holy men |
| [00:43.342] | No, God' s favorite prophet was... |
| [00:45.903] | AllAmerican! |
| [00:49.019] | I' m gonna take you back to Biblical times, 1823! |
| [00:52.659] | An American man named Joe livin' on a farm in the holy land of Rodchester, New York! |
| [00:57.810] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: You mean the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith?! |
| [00:59.819] | ELDER PRICE: That' s right, that young man spoke to God! |
| [01:01.868] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: He spoke to God?! |
| [01:03.021] | ELDER PRICE: And God said: " Joe, people really need to know |
| [01:05.026] | That the Bible isn' t two parts! |
| [01:06.747] | There' s a part THREE to the Bible, Joe! |
| [01:09.390] | And I, God have anointed you |
| [01:11.111] | To dig up this part three that is buried by the tree on the hill in your backyard!" |
| [01:14.934] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow, God says go to you backyard and start digging, that makes PERFECT SENSE! |
| [01:19.764] | ELDER PRICE: Joseph Smith went up to that hill, |
| [01:21.579] | And dug where he was told. |
| [01:23.808] | And deep in the ground, Joseph found |
| [01:25.965] | Shining plates of gold! |
| [01:28.253] | JOSEPH SMITH: What are these golden plates? |
| [01:30.005] | Who buried them here, and why? |
| [01:32.177] | ELDER PRICE: Then appeared an angel |
| [01:34.162] | His name was Moroni |
| [01:37.542] | MORONI: I am Moroni.... |
| [01:40.216] | The AllAmerican Angel! |
| [01:43.539] | My people lived here long, long ago |
| [01:47.216] | This is the history of my race |
| [01:49.980] | Please read the words within' |
| [01:52.138] | We were Jews who met with Christ, |
| [01:54.044] | But we were... |
| [01:56.811] | But don' t let anybody see these plates except for you... |
| [02:02.388] | They are only for you to see... |
| [02:05.873] | Even if people ask you to show the plates to them, DON' T. |
| [02:10.879] | Just copy them onto normal paper. |
| [02:14.885] | Even thought this might make them question if the plates are real or not, |
| [02:19.819] | This is sort of what God is going for... |
| [02:25.425] | ELDER PRICE: Joseph took the plates home, |
| [02:27.262] | And wrote down what he found inside |
| [02:29.443] | He turned those plates into a book, |
| [02:31.593] | Then he rushed into town and cried: |
| [02:33.113] | JOSEPH SMITH: Hey! God spoke to me and gave me |
| [02:35.330] | This blessed ancient tome! |
| [02:37.443] | He hath commanded me to publish it, |
| [02:39.388] | And stick it in every home! |
| [02:41.983] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow! So the Bible is actually a trilogy, |
| [02:44.828] | and the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi?! I' m interested! |
| [02:50.125] | ELDER PRICE: Now, many people didn' t believe the prophet Joseph Smith. |
| [02:54.097] | They thought he' d made up this part three |
| [02:56.073] | that was buried by a tree on the hill in his backyard! TOWNSPEOPLE: LIAR! |
| [02:59.219] | But Joe said |
| [03:00.521] | JOSEPH SMITH: This is no lie |
| [03:01.741] | I speak to God all the time, |
| [03:02.632] | And he told me to head west! |
| [03:04.482] | So I' ll take my part three from the hill with the tree, |
| [03:06.853] | Feel free if you' d like to come along with me, |
| [03:08.926] | To the promised land! TOWNSPEOPLE: The PROMISED LAND? |
| [03:11.286] | JOSEPH SMITH: Paradise! |
| [03:12.110] | On the west coast! Nothing but fruit and fields as far as the eye can see! |
| [03:18.680] | ALL: Have you heard of the AllAmerican prophet? |
| [03:23.115] | He found a brand new book about Jesus Christ! |
| [03:26.989] | We' re following him to paradise |
| [03:29.428] | We call ourselves Mormon |
| [03:31.382] | And our new religion is... |
| [03:34.032] | AllAmerican! |
| [03:36.633] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Well how much does it cost!? |
| [03:38.760] | ELDER PRICE: The Mormons kept on searching for the place to settle down, |
| [03:42.878] | But every time they thought they' d found it, |
| [03:45.015] | They got kicked out of town |
| [03:47.076] | And even though people wanted |
| [03:49.140] | To see the golden plates, |
| [03:51.406] | Joseph never showed' em |
| [03:53.673] | GOTSWANA: Ihave maggots in my scrotum |
| [04:02.892] | ELDER PRICE: Um... okay. Well, anyway... |
| [04:06.555] | Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad... |
| [04:12.908] | On the way to the promised land, |
| [04:15.637] | Mormons made people mad. |
| [04:19.069] | Joseph was shot by an angry mob, |
| [04:22.245] | And knew he' d soon be done.... |
| [04:25.780] | JOSEPH SMITH: You must lead the people now, |
| [04:29.706] | My good friend... Brigham Young. |
| [04:34.894] | Oh, God... why are you letting me die? |
| [04:40.510] | Without having me show people the plates |
| [04:44.259] | They' ll have no proof I was telling the truth or not. |
| [04:48.639] | They' ll have to believe it just... cause... |
| [04:53.104] | Oh! I guess that' s kinda what you were going for.... |
| [05:00.230] | Blargggh... |
| [05:02.788] | ELDER PRICE: The prophet Joseph Smith DIED for what he believed in. |
| [05:07.183] | But his followers, they kept heading west. |
| [05:10.669] | And Brigham Young led them to paradise. A sparkling land in Utah they called... |
| [05:16.393] | Salt Lake City! |
| [05:19.119] | And there the Mormons multiplied, and made BIG MORMON families. |
| [05:25.188] | Generation to generation, |
| [05:27.844] | Until finally... they made ME. |
| [05:31.080] | And now it' s MY JOB, |
| [05:33.090] | TO LEAD YOU WHERE THOSE EARLY SETTLERS WERE LEAD LONG AGO!!! |
| [05:39.959] | TOWNSPEOPLE and PRICE: Have you heard of the AllAmerican prophet? ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Kevin Price!!! |
| [05:44.767] | The next in line to be the voice of God?! ELDER CUNNINGHAM: My best friend!!! |
| [05:48.626] | TOWNSPEOPLE and CUNNINGHAM: He' s gonna do something incredible |
| [05:51.246] | And be Joseph Smith again! |
| [05:53.009] | Cause Kevin Price the prophet is... |
| [05:55.254] | All All All |
| [05:58.288] | ALLAMERICAN! |
| [06:01.664] | ELDER CUNNINGHAM: If you order now, we' ll also throw in a set of steak knives! |
| [00:00.323] | 各位都知道，这圣经 |
| [00:02.244] | 由旧约和新约两部分组成 |
| [00:06.088] | 您一向都听说它只有这两部分 |
| [00:08.990] | 或者只有旧约一本——如果您老是个犹太人 |
| [00:13.072] | 但假如我和您说 |
| [00:15.616] | 其实它还有全新的第三部呢？ |
| [00:18.975] | 这第三部分啊，是被一个时髦的先知发现的 |
| [00:21.907] | 这个先知有点…… |
| [00:24.052] | 唐尼·奥斯蒙那味儿 |
| [00:30.532] | 你有没有听说过纯正美国范儿的先知？ |
| [00:35.116] | 他金发碧眼，传播上帝的真言！ |
| [00:38.665] | 他不像其他圣人那样来自中东， |
| [00:43.342] | 不，上帝最喜欢的先知是 |
| [00:45.903] | 血统纯正的美国人！ |
| [00:49.019] | 我将带你们回到圣经被发现的上古时代，1823年！ |
| [00:52.659] | 有个叫做小约的美国人，他住在罗切斯特圣地纽约的一个农场里 |
| [00:57.810] | 你是说摩门先知约瑟夫·史密斯？ |
| [00:59.819] | 说对啦，就是那个和上帝对话的年轻人！ |
| [01:01.868] | 他和上帝说过话？！ |
| [01:03.021] | 上帝说：“小约，人们得知道……” |
| [01:05.026] | “圣经它不止两本哪！” |
| [01:06.747] | “圣经还有第三部，小约！ |
| [01:09.390] | ”我，上帝本帝，指定你 |
| [01:11.111] | “去把圣经刨出来，它就埋在你家后院小山的一棵树下！” |
| [01:14.934] | 哇哦，上帝说去你家后院里挖圣经，这也太说得通了吧！ |
| [01:19.764] | 约瑟夫·史密斯爬上那座小山 |
| [01:21.579] | 挖开上帝告诉他的地方 |
| [01:23.808] | 在地底深处，约瑟夫找到了 |
| [01:25.965] | 闪着光的金板儿 |
| [01:28.253] | 这些金板是个啥 |
| [01:30.005] | 谁把它们埋在这的？为啥要埋啊？ |
| [01:32.177] | 接着一个天使出现了 |
| [01:34.162] | 他的名字是摩罗乃 |
| [01:37.542] | 我是摩罗乃 |
| [01:40.216] | 如假包换的美利坚天使 |
| [01:43.539] | 很久很久以前我的族人住在这里 |
| [01:47.216] | 这是我们种族的历史 |
| [01:49.980] | 请仔细阅读这些文字 |
| [01:52.138] | 我们是见过基督的犹太人 |
| [01:54.044] | 不过我们也是——纯血美国人！ |
| [01:56.811] | 但不要让除你之外的人看见这些板子 |
| [02:02.388] | 它们只能你看 |
| [02:05.873] | 就算人们让你把板儿给他们看，你也不能答应 |
| [02:10.879] | 你把上面的字抄到普通的纸上就行 |
| [02:14.885] | 即便人们可能会因此起疑，认为板儿不是真的存在 |
| [02:19.819] | 但这就是上帝想要的效果 |
| [02:25.425] | 约瑟夫把板儿带回家 |
| [02:27.262] | 抄下板儿上写的东西 |
| [02:29.443] | 他把板儿上的东西整理成册 |
| [02:31.593] | 跑到街上大喊： |
| [02:33.113] | 喂！上帝和我讲话啦，他还给了我 |
| [02:35.330] | 这本神圣的古书 |
| [02:37.443] | 他老人家命令我把它出版 |
| [02:39.388] | 然后送到千家万户 |
| [02:41.983] | 哇哦，所以圣经其实是三部曲 |
| [02:44.828] | 就和绝地归来是星战的第三部一样，摩门经是圣经的第三部？我好感兴趣啊！ |
| [02:50.125] | 现在，许多人并不相信先知约瑟夫史密斯 |
| [02:54.097] | 他们认为他编出了这第三部 |
| [02:56.073] | 还说什么它曾经埋在他后院小山上的一棵树底下（骗子！） |
| [02:59.219] | 但是小约说： |
| [03:00.521] | 我没撒谎， |
| [03:01.741] | 我一直都能和上帝对话 |
| [03:02.632] | 他告诉我要向西走 |
| [03:04.482] | 所以我要拿着我从长着树的山上挖出的第三部， |
| [03:06.853] | 如果你们想要跟我一起走大可随意 |
| [03:08.926] | 前往应许之地！（应许之地？） |
| [03:11.286] | 天堂一样的存在！ |
| [03:12.110] | 就在西海岸边，目力所及除了水果与沃土再无他物！ |
| [03:18.680] | 你有没有听说过纯正美国范儿的先知 |
| [03:23.115] | 他发现了一本关于耶稣基督的新书 |
| [03:26.989] | 我们会跟着他去往天堂 |
| [03:29.428] | 我们叫自己“摩门教徒” |
| [03:31.382] | 我们的新宗教可是 |
| [03:34.032] | 纯正美国范儿 |
| [03:36.633] | 呃，那么多少钱能买到这本摩门经呢？ |
| [03:38.760] | 摩门教徒们一路寻找着定居之处 |
| [03:42.878] | 但每次他们以为自己找对了地方 |
| [03:45.015] | 他们就会被赶出村子 |
| [03:47.076] | 即使人们想要 |
| [03:49.140] | 看一看金板儿 |
| [03:51.406] | 约瑟夫也从来不给他们看—— |
| [03:53.673] | 我oooo的蛋蛋里有好多蛆uuuuuu啊 |
| [04:02.892] | 呃……好吧。总之， |
| [04:06.555] | 现在我们的故事进行到了有点伤感的部分 |
| [04:12.908] | 在前往应许之地的路上 |
| [04:15.637] | 摩门教徒惹了众怒 |
| [04:19.069] | 约瑟夫被一个暴徒用枪射中 |
| [04:22.245] | 他知道自己命不久矣 |
| [04:25.780] | 现在必须由你来领导人们了， |
| [04:29.706] | 我的好朋友，杨百翰 |
| [04:34.894] | 哦，上帝……你怎么就让我死了呢 |
| [04:40.510] | 我还没给人们看过板儿 |
| [04:44.259] | 现在没证据证明我说的东西是真是假了 |
| [04:48.639] | 他们只能没理由地去相信…… |
| [04:53.104] | 哦！我猜，这大概就是你想要的效果吧…… |
| [05:00.230] | 呃……（死） |
| [05:02.788] | 约瑟夫·史密斯先知为自己的信仰献出了生命 |
| [05:07.183] | 但是他的信徒们继续西行 |
| [05:10.669] | 杨百翰带领他们来到了位于犹他州的天堂，那是一片闪闪发光的土地，他们将其称为…… |
| [05:16.393] | 盐湖城！ |
| [05:19.119] | 在那里，摩门教得以扩张，人们组建起摩门大家庭 |
| [05:25.188] | 代代相传 繁衍不息 |
| [05:27.844] | 直到最后，他们造就了我！ |
| [05:31.080] | 现在，就由我 |
| [05:33.090] | 来带领你们前往那些早期教徒们曾经前往的天堂！ |
| [05:39.959] | 你有没有听说过纯正美国范儿的先知？（凯文·普莱斯！） |
| [05:44.767] | 下一个传播上帝真言的人（我最好的朋友！） |
| [05:48.626] | 他会成就不可思议的大业 |
| [05:51.246] | 成为约瑟夫·史密斯第二！ |
| [05:53.009] | 因为凯文·普莱斯先知是 |
| [05:55.254] | 绝对绝对绝对 |
| [05:58.288] | 血统纯正的美国人！ |
| [06:01.664] | 如果你现在下单，我们还会随书赠送一套牛排刀！ |
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