Heist / Monkey 歌词
| 歌曲 | Heist / Monkey |
| 歌手 | Dane Cook |
| 专辑 | Retaliation |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : Dane Cook |
| [00:02.10] | I was talking to this girl the other day and she said |
| [00:04.35] | "all guys want is sex" |
| [00:06.36] | And i said "listen, finish blowing me, and we are gonna talk about this... later"... |
| [00:19.47] | That's a lie... |
| [00:23.91] | I said it because it was funny |
| [00:26.97] | She actually said that she goes "thats all guys, dane, is sex" and i said to her |
| [00:31.02] | "nay..." |
| [00:34.92] | I said "theres other things guys want besides sex. we're just a little embarrassed to admit them but im putting it out in the universe so you can respect us for who we are as men" |
| [00:46.89] | For example any guy here more than sex if they had the choice of sex or this one other thing any guy here would rather be part of a heist! |
| [01:00.99] | You know when you watch the movie "Heat" your like "i wanna do that!" |
| [01:05.88] | You just wanna be running down mainstreet with an AK-47... |
| [01:07.74] | Pffffpffffpffff |
| [01:08.04] | WHERE'S THE VAN? |
| [01:08.46] | Pffffpffff |
| [01:08.67] | THE VAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! |
| [01:17.49] | Pffffff |
| [01:17.58] | We want that guy whos on a computer and is like |
| [01:19.32] | "give me a minute i just need one more minute dude i need one more minute to hack into the mainframe |
| [01:25.17] | Im in frenster they re-routed me into frenster i need a minute... |
| [01:29.16] | WHERE'S THE ****ING VAN! pfffff |
| [01:36.03] | Theres always that guy on the team too he was a last minute replacement hes not one of the original gang but one of the guys vouches for him |
| [01:43.71] | "no no dude trust me this guys cool |
| [01:46.47] | Hes solid and hes cool" |
| [01:48.72] | But hes not cool is he? |
| [01:55.05] | He doesn't really say anything ever right he just stands there and looks cool, and at one point he might be like |
| [01:59.10] | "let's kill these bitches" |
| [02:06.87] | I wanna be part of a heist and i wanna get shot here in the back of my leg... |
| [02:10.56] | Pow "OW shit!" |
| [02:12.75] | It stings but it still makes me feel kinda cool |
| [02:16.35] | I keep looking at the blood going |
| [02:17.37] | No no no no... bleeding from the leg |
| [02:21.48] | WHERES THE VAN!? |
| [02:29.13] | We wanna be a part of a heist and than there's something else that we want even more than the heist even more than sex any guy here would love to have |
| [02:35.70] | A monkey |
| [02:38.43] | A pet monkey |
| [02:41.67] | And people get mad and sometimes youd say oh i'd love to have a monkey and theres always that one anti-monkey person in the area |
| [02:47.19] | They over hear you "excuse me i heard you saying you'd like to have a monkey and thats a horrible idea you do not want a monkey you do not want a monkey" |
| [02:55.26] | Theyre a monkey expert and they start listing off all the reasons YOU can't have a monkey |
| [02:58.86] | " let me tell you a few things |
| [02:59.67] | Can i just have a minute can i have a minute |
| [03:00.75] | Can i just explain a few things about monkeys that maybe you dont know before you jump to your conclusion? |
| [03:06.36] | Ok? |
| [03:06.69] | Its more than just bananas and dancing with tooth brushes |
| [03:09.03] | Ok? |
| [03:15.48] | First of all they crap in their own hands and they throw it around in a festive manner |
| [03:20.16] | Like theyre at a celebration of monkey poop and |
| [03:23.76] | They make faces that are unacceptable in society..." |
| [03:27.51] | I hear these things and im like |
| [03:28.83] | Thats why i want a monkey all those reasons! |
| [03:31.20] | I dont want a nice quiet monkey |
| [03:32.79] | I want an evil monkey that i can dress in armor give him a sword have fights with him inside my place... |
| [03:39.87] | How pumped would you be driving home from work knowing someplace in your house theres a monkey your gonna battle! |
| [03:44.34] | Thats awesome! |
| [03:49.65] | You walk in |
| [03:50.55] | Ahhh... monkey? you here? |
| [03:55.62] | ...ahhhh... |
| [03:55.71] | Where are you?... |
| [03:56.31] | Im in your closet!... |
| [03:58.74] | Holy shit you just talked!... |
| [04:00.03] | I taught myself to talk!... |
| [04:02.55] | This is incredibly odd! |
| [04:03.84] | I know lets fight!... |
| [04:05.79] | Ok... |
| [04:08.91] | This would be the ultimate what if after the heist you jump in the van and the monkey is driving the van |
| [04:13.62] | "GET IN! WE GOTTA GO! |
| [04:17.31] | WE GOTTA GO! WE GOTTA GO!... |
| [04:30.18] | Makes me sad cuz i know it'll never happen... |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : Dane Cook |
| [00:02.10] | I was talking to this girl the other day and she said |
| [00:04.35] | " all guys want is sex" |
| [00:06.36] | And i said " listen, finish blowing me, and we are gonna talk about this. . . later". . . |
| [00:19.47] | That' s a lie. . . |
| [00:23.91] | I said it because it was funny |
| [00:26.97] | She actually said that she goes " thats all guys, dane, is sex" and i said to her |
| [00:31.02] | " nay. . . " |
| [00:34.92] | I said " theres other things guys want besides sex. we' re just a little embarrassed to admit them but im putting it out in the universe so you can respect us for who we are as men" |
| [00:46.89] | For example any guy here more than sex if they had the choice of sex or this one other thing any guy here would rather be part of a heist! |
| [01:00.99] | You know when you watch the movie " Heat" your like " i wanna do that! " |
| [01:05.88] | You just wanna be running down mainstreet with an AK-47. . . |
| [01:07.74] | Pffffpffffpffff |
| [01:08.04] | WHERE' S THE VAN? |
| [01:08.46] | Pffffpffff |
| [01:08.67] | THE VAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! |
| [01:17.49] | Pffffff |
| [01:17.58] | We want that guy whos on a computer and is like |
| [01:19.32] | " give me a minute i just need one more minute dude i need one more minute to hack into the mainframe |
| [01:25.17] | Im in frenster they re-routed me into frenster i need a minute. . . |
| [01:29.16] | WHERE' S THE ING VAN! pfffff |
| [01:36.03] | Theres always that guy on the team too he was a last minute replacement hes not one of the original gang but one of the guys vouches for him |
| [01:43.71] | " no no dude trust me this guys cool |
| [01:46.47] | Hes solid and hes cool" |
| [01:48.72] | But hes not cool is he? |
| [01:55.05] | He doesn' t really say anything ever right he just stands there and looks cool, and at one point he might be like |
| [01:59.10] | " let' s kill these bitches" |
| [02:06.87] | I wanna be part of a heist and i wanna get shot here in the back of my leg. . . |
| [02:10.56] | Pow " OW shit! " |
| [02:12.75] | It stings but it still makes me feel kinda cool |
| [02:16.35] | I keep looking at the blood going |
| [02:17.37] | No no no no. . . bleeding from the leg |
| [02:21.48] | WHERES THE VAN! ? |
| [02:29.13] | We wanna be a part of a heist and than there' s something else that we want even more than the heist even more than sex any guy here would love to have |
| [02:35.70] | A monkey |
| [02:38.43] | A pet monkey |
| [02:41.67] | And people get mad and sometimes youd say oh i' d love to have a monkey and theres always that one anti-monkey person in the area |
| [02:47.19] | They over hear you " excuse me i heard you saying you' d like to have a monkey and thats a horrible idea you do not want a monkey you do not want a monkey" |
| [02:55.26] | Theyre a monkey expert and they start listing off all the reasons YOU can' t have a monkey |
| [02:58.86] | " let me tell you a few things |
| [02:59.67] | Can i just have a minute can i have a minute |
| [03:00.75] | Can i just explain a few things about monkeys that maybe you dont know before you jump to your conclusion? |
| [03:06.36] | Ok? |
| [03:06.69] | Its more than just bananas and dancing with tooth brushes |
| [03:09.03] | Ok? |
| [03:15.48] | First of all they crap in their own hands and they throw it around in a festive manner |
| [03:20.16] | Like theyre at a celebration of monkey poop and |
| [03:23.76] | They make faces that are unacceptable in society. . . " |
| [03:27.51] | I hear these things and im like |
| [03:28.83] | Thats why i want a monkey all those reasons! |
| [03:31.20] | I dont want a nice quiet monkey |
| [03:32.79] | I want an evil monkey that i can dress in armor give him a sword have fights with him inside my place. . . |
| [03:39.87] | How pumped would you be driving home from work knowing someplace in your house theres a monkey your gonna battle! |
| [03:44.34] | Thats awesome! |
| [03:49.65] | You walk in |
| [03:50.55] | Ahhh. . . monkey? you here? |
| [03:55.62] | . . . ahhhh. . . |
| [03:55.71] | Where are you? . . . |
| [03:56.31] | Im in your closet! . . . |
| [03:58.74] | Holy shit you just talked! . . . |
| [04:00.03] | I taught myself to talk! . . . |
| [04:02.55] | This is incredibly odd! |
| [04:03.84] | I know lets fight! . . . |
| [04:05.79] | Ok. . . |
| [04:08.91] | This would be the ultimate what if after the heist you jump in the van and the monkey is driving the van |
| [04:13.62] | " GET IN! WE GOTTA GO! |
| [04:17.31] | WE GOTTA GO! WE GOTTA GO! . . . |
| [04:30.18] | Makes me sad cuz i know it' ll never happen. . . |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Dane Cook |
| [00:02.10] | I was talking to this girl the other day and she said |
| [00:04.35] | " all guys want is sex" |
| [00:06.36] | And i said " listen, finish blowing me, and we are gonna talk about this. . . later". . . |
| [00:19.47] | That' s a lie. . . |
| [00:23.91] | I said it because it was funny |
| [00:26.97] | She actually said that she goes " thats all guys, dane, is sex" and i said to her |
| [00:31.02] | " nay. . . " |
| [00:34.92] | I said " theres other things guys want besides sex. we' re just a little embarrassed to admit them but im putting it out in the universe so you can respect us for who we are as men" |
| [00:46.89] | For example any guy here more than sex if they had the choice of sex or this one other thing any guy here would rather be part of a heist! |
| [01:00.99] | You know when you watch the movie " Heat" your like " i wanna do that! " |
| [01:05.88] | You just wanna be running down mainstreet with an AK-47. . . |
| [01:07.74] | Pffffpffffpffff |
| [01:08.04] | WHERE' S THE VAN? |
| [01:08.46] | Pffffpffff |
| [01:08.67] | THE VAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! |
| [01:17.49] | Pffffff |
| [01:17.58] | We want that guy whos on a computer and is like |
| [01:19.32] | " give me a minute i just need one more minute dude i need one more minute to hack into the mainframe |
| [01:25.17] | Im in frenster they re-routed me into frenster i need a minute. . . |
| [01:29.16] | WHERE' S THE ING VAN! pfffff |
| [01:36.03] | Theres always that guy on the team too he was a last minute replacement hes not one of the original gang but one of the guys vouches for him |
| [01:43.71] | " no no dude trust me this guys cool |
| [01:46.47] | Hes solid and hes cool" |
| [01:48.72] | But hes not cool is he? |
| [01:55.05] | He doesn' t really say anything ever right he just stands there and looks cool, and at one point he might be like |
| [01:59.10] | " let' s kill these bitches" |
| [02:06.87] | I wanna be part of a heist and i wanna get shot here in the back of my leg. . . |
| [02:10.56] | Pow " OW shit! " |
| [02:12.75] | It stings but it still makes me feel kinda cool |
| [02:16.35] | I keep looking at the blood going |
| [02:17.37] | No no no no. . . bleeding from the leg |
| [02:21.48] | WHERES THE VAN! ? |
| [02:29.13] | We wanna be a part of a heist and than there' s something else that we want even more than the heist even more than sex any guy here would love to have |
| [02:35.70] | A monkey |
| [02:38.43] | A pet monkey |
| [02:41.67] | And people get mad and sometimes youd say oh i' d love to have a monkey and theres always that one anti-monkey person in the area |
| [02:47.19] | They over hear you " excuse me i heard you saying you' d like to have a monkey and thats a horrible idea you do not want a monkey you do not want a monkey" |
| [02:55.26] | Theyre a monkey expert and they start listing off all the reasons YOU can' t have a monkey |
| [02:58.86] | " let me tell you a few things |
| [02:59.67] | Can i just have a minute can i have a minute |
| [03:00.75] | Can i just explain a few things about monkeys that maybe you dont know before you jump to your conclusion? |
| [03:06.36] | Ok? |
| [03:06.69] | Its more than just bananas and dancing with tooth brushes |
| [03:09.03] | Ok? |
| [03:15.48] | First of all they crap in their own hands and they throw it around in a festive manner |
| [03:20.16] | Like theyre at a celebration of monkey poop and |
| [03:23.76] | They make faces that are unacceptable in society. . . " |
| [03:27.51] | I hear these things and im like |
| [03:28.83] | Thats why i want a monkey all those reasons! |
| [03:31.20] | I dont want a nice quiet monkey |
| [03:32.79] | I want an evil monkey that i can dress in armor give him a sword have fights with him inside my place. . . |
| [03:39.87] | How pumped would you be driving home from work knowing someplace in your house theres a monkey your gonna battle! |
| [03:44.34] | Thats awesome! |
| [03:49.65] | You walk in |
| [03:50.55] | Ahhh. . . monkey? you here? |
| [03:55.62] | . . . ahhhh. . . |
| [03:55.71] | Where are you? . . . |
| [03:56.31] | Im in your closet! . . . |
| [03:58.74] | Holy shit you just talked! . . . |
| [04:00.03] | I taught myself to talk! . . . |
| [04:02.55] | This is incredibly odd! |
| [04:03.84] | I know lets fight! . . . |
| [04:05.79] | Ok. . . |
| [04:08.91] | This would be the ultimate what if after the heist you jump in the van and the monkey is driving the van |
| [04:13.62] | " GET IN! WE GOTTA GO! |
| [04:17.31] | WE GOTTA GO! WE GOTTA GO! . . . |
| [04:30.18] | Makes me sad cuz i know it' ll never happen. . . |
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