歌曲 | Criminal |
歌手 | Eminem |
专辑 | The Marshall Mathers LP |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
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[00:04.58] | A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid ****in Questions |
[00:09.15] | A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records |
[00:12.47] | Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life |
[00:17.21] | Or That I Believe In It |
[00:20.01] | Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That |
[00:24.12] | I'm Actually Gonna Do It |
[00:26.25] | Or That I Believe In It |
[00:28.85] | Well Shit If You Believe That |
[00:32.52] | Then I'll Kill You |
[00:34.57] | You Know Why |
[00:37.24] | Cuz I'm A |
[00:37.52] | Criminal |
[00:42.13] | Criminal |
[00:45.03] | You God Damn Right |
[00:46.80] | I'm A Criminal |
[00:51.39] | Yeah I'm A Criminal |
[00:53.29] | Eminem |
[00:56.19] | My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge |
[00:58.43] | That'll Stab You In The Head |
[00:59.55] | Whether You're A Fag Or Lez |
[01:00.84] | Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest |
[01:03.11] | Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answer's Yes |
[01:05.57] | Homophobic Nah You're Just Heterophobic |
[01:07.91] | Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals Bulgin Ooh |
[01:10.36] | That's My Mother****in Balls You'd Better Let Go Of em |
[01:12.55] | They Belong In My Scrotum You'll Never Get Hold Of Em |
[01:14.99] | Hey It's Me Versace |
[01:16.29] | Whoops Somebody Shot Me |
[01:17.49] | And I Was Just Checkin The Mail |
[01:18.88] | Get It Checkin The 'male' |
[01:20.12] | How Many Records You Expectin To Sell |
[01:21.89] | After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail |
[01:24.44] | C'mon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men |
[01:26.65] | Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men |
[01:29.62] | Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus |
[01:31.49] | Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons |
[01:33.78] | Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car |
[01:35.95] | And A Prostitute While My Wife's Sick In The Hospital |
[01:38.62] | Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher |
[01:40.81] | You Can't Reach Me My Mom Can't Neither |
[01:43.10] | You Can't Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause |
[01:45.45] | I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable |
[01:47.80] | And You Ain't Able To Stop These Thoughts |
[01:50.12] | You Can't Stop Me From Toppin These Charts |
[01:52.40] | And You Can't Stop Me From Droppin Each March |
[01:54.83] | With A Brand New Cd For These ****in Retards |
[01:57.46] | Duhhh And To Think It's Just Little Ol' Me |
[01:59.51] | Mr Don't Give A **** Still Won't Leave“ |
[02:01.51] | Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x |
[02:01.82] | I'm A Criminal |
[02:02.53] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime |
[02:06.47] | To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal |
[02:08.27] | But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
[02:09.58] | And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One |
[02:10.87] | I'm A Criminal |
[02:11.78] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime |
[02:14.07] | [To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal |
[02:15.81] | But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
[02:18.73] | And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One |
[02:19.95] | Eminem |
[02:20.45] | My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed |
[02:22.60] | The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed |
[02:25.04] | It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She |
[02:27.25] | Don't Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me |
[02:29.74] | I'm A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed |
[02:32.25] | But How The **** You Sposed To Grow Up When You Weren't Raised |
[02:34.59] | So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller |
[02:36.93] | My Dick Shrunk Smaller But My Balls Got Larger |
[02:39.25] | I Drink Malt Liquor To **** You Up Quicker |
[02:41.46] | Than You'd Wanna **** Me Up For Sayin The Word |
[02:43.96] | My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral |
[02:46.24] | Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk |
[02:48.14] | Off Of His Own Employee |
[02:49.36] | Now Don't Ignore Me You Won't Avoid Me |
[02:50.96] | You Can't Miss Me I'm White Blonde Haired |
[02:52.85] | And My Nose Is Pointy |
[02:53.37] | I'm The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die |
[02:55.56] | In Plane Crashes And Laughs |
[02:56.86] | As Long As It Ain't Happened To Him |
[02:58.43] | Slim Shady I'm As Crazy As Em |
[03:00.18] | Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniac's In |
[03:02.62] | Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldn't Make It Today |
[03:04.83] | He's A Little Under The Weather So I'm Takin His Place |
[03:06.98] | Mm Mm Mmm Oh That's Dre With An Ak To His Face(Dre |
[03:09.43] | Don't Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place |
[03:11.84] | I Told You Dre You Should've Kept That Thang Put Away |
[03:14.04] | I Guess That'll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh |
[03:16.49] | I'm A Criminal |
[03:17.66] | Interlude Skit |
[03:20.61] | Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Mother****er(Dre) |
[03:24.09] | Get The Mother****in Money And Get The **** Up Outta There |
[03:26.09] | /Em Aight /I'll Be Right Here Waitin On You |
[03:27.48] | Em Aight(Em) |
[03:28.12] | Yo Em |
[03:28.92] | Em What |
[03:29.58] | Don't Kill Nobody This Time |
[03:30.97] | Em Awwright God Damn **** |
[03:36.28] | Whistling How You Doin? |
[03:40.39] | Teller Hi How Can I Help You |
[03:40.89] | Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl(Em0 |
[03:42.42] | Teller Okay |
[03:43.05] | Eminem Put The ****in Money In The Bag Bitch(Em) |
[03:45.11] | And I Won't Kill You |
[03:45.76] | Teller What Oh My God Don't Kill Me |
[03:47.45] | Eminem I'm Not Gonna Kill You Bitch Quit Lookin Around(Em) |
[03:49.23] | Teller Don't Kill Me Please Don't Kill Me |
[03:50.69] | Eminem I Said I'm Not Gonna ****in Kill You(Em) |
[03:51.59] | Hurry The **** Up Boom Thank You |
[03:53.90] | Eminem |
[03:54.34] | Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It |
[03:56.51] | So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It |
[03:58.68] | So I'll Be Disguised In It |
[04:00.05] | And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It |
[04:02.16] | I'll Hide For Five Minutes |
[04:03.70] | Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness |
[04:05.45] | Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business |
[04:08.56] | Die Bitches Bastards Brats Pets |
[04:10.57] | This Puppy's Lucky I Didn't Blast His Ass Yet |
[04:12.88] | If I Ever Gave A **** I'd Shave My Nuts |
[04:15.16] | Tuck My Dick Inbetween My Legs And Cluck |
[04:17.68] | You Mother****in Chickens Ain't Brave Enough |
[04:19.99] | To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut |
[04:22.43] | Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just Make It Up |
[04:24.52] | To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass |
[04:27.18] | And If It's Not A Rapper That I Make It As |
[04:29.25] | Bi'ma Be A ****in Rapist In A Jason Mask |
[04:31.19] | Chorus 2x |
[04:31.60] | I'm A Criminal |
[04:32.43] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime |
[04:34.37] | To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal |
[04:38.98] | And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One |
[04:40.69] | I'm A Criminal |
[04:40.98] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime |
[04:45.56] | But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
[04:48.23] | And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One |
[04:50.08] | I'm A Criminal |
[04:50.78] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime |
[04:53.18] | To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal |
[04:55.42] | But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
[04:57.73] | And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One |
[04:59.50] | I'm A Criminal |
[05:00.05] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime |
[05:02.56] | To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal |
[05:04.25] | But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
[05:06.99] | And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One |
[05:09.09] | I'm A Criminal |
[05:11.15] | I'm A Criminal |
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ar: | |
al: | |
[00:04.58] | A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid in Questions |
[00:09.15] | A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records |
[00:12.47] | Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life |
[00:17.21] | Or That I Believe In It |
[00:20.01] | Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That |
[00:24.12] | I' m Actually Gonna Do It |
[00:26.25] | Or That I Believe In It |
[00:28.85] | Well Shit If You Believe That |
[00:32.52] | Then I' ll Kill You |
[00:34.57] | You Know Why |
[00:37.24] | Cuz I' m A |
[00:37.52] | Criminal |
[00:42.13] | Criminal |
[00:45.03] | You God Damn Right |
[00:46.80] | I' m A Criminal |
[00:51.39] | Yeah I' m A Criminal |
[00:53.29] | Eminem |
[00:56.19] | My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge |
[00:58.43] | That' ll Stab You In The Head |
[00:59.55] | Whether You' re A Fag Or Lez |
[01:00.84] | Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest |
[01:03.11] | Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answer' s Yes |
[01:05.57] | Homophobic Nah You' re Just Heterophobic |
[01:07.91] | Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals Bulgin Ooh |
[01:10.36] | That' s My Mother in Balls You' d Better Let Go Of em |
[01:12.55] | They Belong In My Scrotum You' ll Never Get Hold Of Em |
[01:14.99] | Hey It' s Me Versace |
[01:16.29] | Whoops Somebody Shot Me |
[01:17.49] | And I Was Just Checkin The Mail |
[01:18.88] | Get It Checkin The ' male' |
[01:20.12] | How Many Records You Expectin To Sell |
[01:21.89] | After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail |
[01:24.44] | C' mon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men |
[01:26.65] | Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men |
[01:29.62] | Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus |
[01:31.49] | Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons |
[01:33.78] | Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car |
[01:35.95] | And A Prostitute While My Wife' s Sick In The Hospital |
[01:38.62] | Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher |
[01:40.81] | You Can' t Reach Me My Mom Can' t Neither |
[01:43.10] | You Can' t Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause |
[01:45.45] | I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable |
[01:47.80] | And You Ain' t Able To Stop These Thoughts |
[01:50.12] | You Can' t Stop Me From Toppin These Charts |
[01:52.40] | And You Can' t Stop Me From Droppin Each March |
[01:54.83] | With A Brand New Cd For These in Retards |
[01:57.46] | Duhhh And To Think It' s Just Little Ol' Me |
[01:59.51] | Mr Don' t Give A Still Won' t Leave" |
[02:01.51] | Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x |
[02:01.82] | I' m A Criminal |
[02:02.53] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
[02:06.47] | To Tell Em What' s On My Mind I Guess I' m A Criminal |
[02:08.27] | But I Don' t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
[02:09.58] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
[02:10.87] | I' m A Criminal |
[02:11.78] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
[02:14.07] | To Tell Em What' s On My Mind I Guess I' m A Criminal |
[02:15.81] | But I Don' t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
[02:18.73] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
[02:19.95] | Eminem |
[02:20.45] | My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed |
[02:22.60] | The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed |
[02:25.04] | It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She |
[02:27.25] | Don' t Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me |
[02:29.74] | I' m A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed |
[02:32.25] | But How The You Sposed To Grow Up When You Weren' t Raised |
[02:34.59] | So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller |
[02:36.93] | My Dick Shrunk Smaller But My Balls Got Larger |
[02:39.25] | I Drink Malt Liquor To You Up Quicker |
[02:41.46] | Than You' d Wanna Me Up For Sayin The Word |
[02:43.96] | My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral |
[02:46.24] | Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk |
[02:48.14] | Off Of His Own Employee |
[02:49.36] | Now Don' t Ignore Me You Won' t Avoid Me |
[02:50.96] | You Can' t Miss Me I' m White Blonde Haired |
[02:52.85] | And My Nose Is Pointy |
[02:53.37] | I' m The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die |
[02:55.56] | In Plane Crashes And Laughs |
[02:56.86] | As Long As It Ain' t Happened To Him |
[02:58.43] | Slim Shady I' m As Crazy As Em |
[03:00.18] | Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniac' s In |
[03:02.62] | Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldn' t Make It Today |
[03:04.83] | He' s A Little Under The Weather So I' m Takin His Place |
[03:06.98] | Mm Mm Mmm Oh That' s Dre With An Ak To His Face Dre |
[03:09.43] | Don' t Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place |
[03:11.84] | I Told You Dre You Should' ve Kept That Thang Put Away |
[03:14.04] | I Guess That' ll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh |
[03:16.49] | I' m A Criminal |
[03:17.66] | Interlude Skit |
[03:20.61] | Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Mother er Dre |
[03:24.09] | Get The Mother in Money And Get The Up Outta There |
[03:26.09] | Em Aight I' ll Be Right Here Waitin On You |
[03:27.48] | Em Aight Em |
[03:28.12] | Yo Em |
[03:28.92] | Em What |
[03:29.58] | Don' t Kill Nobody This Time |
[03:30.97] | Em Awwright God Damn |
[03:36.28] | Whistling How You Doin? |
[03:40.39] | Teller Hi How Can I Help You |
[03:40.89] | Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl Em0 |
[03:42.42] | Teller Okay |
[03:43.05] | Eminem Put The in Money In The Bag Bitch Em |
[03:45.11] | And I Won' t Kill You |
[03:45.76] | Teller What Oh My God Don' t Kill Me |
[03:47.45] | Eminem I' m Not Gonna Kill You Bitch Quit Lookin Around Em |
[03:49.23] | Teller Don' t Kill Me Please Don' t Kill Me |
[03:50.69] | Eminem I Said I' m Not Gonna in Kill You Em |
[03:51.59] | Hurry The Up Boom Thank You |
[03:53.90] | Eminem |
[03:54.34] | Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It |
[03:56.51] | So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It |
[03:58.68] | So I' ll Be Disguised In It |
[04:00.05] | And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It |
[04:02.16] | I' ll Hide For Five Minutes |
[04:03.70] | Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness |
[04:05.45] | Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business |
[04:08.56] | Die Bitches Bastards Brats Pets |
[04:10.57] | This Puppy' s Lucky I Didn' t Blast His Ass Yet |
[04:12.88] | If I Ever Gave A I' d Shave My Nuts |
[04:15.16] | Tuck My Dick Inbetween My Legs And Cluck |
[04:17.68] | You Mother in Chickens Ain' t Brave Enough |
[04:19.99] | To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut |
[04:22.43] | Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just Make It Up |
[04:24.52] | To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass |
[04:27.18] | And If It' s Not A Rapper That I Make It As |
[04:29.25] | Bi' ma Be A in Rapist In A Jason Mask |
[04:31.19] | Chorus 2x |
[04:31.60] | I' m A Criminal |
[04:32.43] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
[04:34.37] | To Tell Em What' s On My Mind I Guess I' m A Criminal |
[04:38.98] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
[04:40.69] | I' m A Criminal |
[04:40.98] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
[04:45.56] | But I Don' t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
[04:48.23] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
[04:50.08] | I' m A Criminal |
[04:50.78] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
[04:53.18] | To Tell Em What' s On My Mind I Guess I' m A Criminal |
[04:55.42] | But I Don' t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
[04:57.73] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
[04:59.50] | I' m A Criminal |
[05:00.05] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
[05:02.56] | To Tell Em What' s On My Mind I Guess I' m A Criminal |
[05:04.25] | But I Don' t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
[05:06.99] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
[05:09.09] | I' m A Criminal |
[05:11.15] | I' m A Criminal |
ti: | |
ar: | |
al: | |
[00:04.58] | A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid in Questions |
[00:09.15] | A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records |
[00:12.47] | Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life |
[00:17.21] | Or That I Believe In It |
[00:20.01] | Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That |
[00:24.12] | I' m Actually Gonna Do It |
[00:26.25] | Or That I Believe In It |
[00:28.85] | Well Shit If You Believe That |
[00:32.52] | Then I' ll Kill You |
[00:34.57] | You Know Why |
[00:37.24] | Cuz I' m A |
[00:37.52] | Criminal |
[00:42.13] | Criminal |
[00:45.03] | You God Damn Right |
[00:46.80] | I' m A Criminal |
[00:51.39] | Yeah I' m A Criminal |
[00:53.29] | Eminem |
[00:56.19] | My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge |
[00:58.43] | That' ll Stab You In The Head |
[00:59.55] | Whether You' re A Fag Or Lez |
[01:00.84] | Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest |
[01:03.11] | Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answer' s Yes |
[01:05.57] | Homophobic Nah You' re Just Heterophobic |
[01:07.91] | Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals Bulgin Ooh |
[01:10.36] | That' s My Mother in Balls You' d Better Let Go Of em |
[01:12.55] | They Belong In My Scrotum You' ll Never Get Hold Of Em |
[01:14.99] | Hey It' s Me Versace |
[01:16.29] | Whoops Somebody Shot Me |
[01:17.49] | And I Was Just Checkin The Mail |
[01:18.88] | Get It Checkin The ' male' |
[01:20.12] | How Many Records You Expectin To Sell |
[01:21.89] | After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail |
[01:24.44] | C' mon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men |
[01:26.65] | Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men |
[01:29.62] | Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus |
[01:31.49] | Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons |
[01:33.78] | Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car |
[01:35.95] | And A Prostitute While My Wife' s Sick In The Hospital |
[01:38.62] | Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher |
[01:40.81] | You Can' t Reach Me My Mom Can' t Neither |
[01:43.10] | You Can' t Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause |
[01:45.45] | I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable |
[01:47.80] | And You Ain' t Able To Stop These Thoughts |
[01:50.12] | You Can' t Stop Me From Toppin These Charts |
[01:52.40] | And You Can' t Stop Me From Droppin Each March |
[01:54.83] | With A Brand New Cd For These in Retards |
[01:57.46] | Duhhh And To Think It' s Just Little Ol' Me |
[01:59.51] | Mr Don' t Give A Still Won' t Leave" |
[02:01.51] | Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x |
[02:01.82] | I' m A Criminal |
[02:02.53] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
[02:06.47] | To Tell Em What' s On My Mind I Guess I' m A Criminal |
[02:08.27] | But I Don' t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
[02:09.58] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
[02:10.87] | I' m A Criminal |
[02:11.78] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
[02:14.07] | To Tell Em What' s On My Mind I Guess I' m A Criminal |
[02:15.81] | But I Don' t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
[02:18.73] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
[02:19.95] | Eminem |
[02:20.45] | My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed |
[02:22.60] | The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed |
[02:25.04] | It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She |
[02:27.25] | Don' t Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me |
[02:29.74] | I' m A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed |
[02:32.25] | But How The You Sposed To Grow Up When You Weren' t Raised |
[02:34.59] | So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller |
[02:36.93] | My Dick Shrunk Smaller But My Balls Got Larger |
[02:39.25] | I Drink Malt Liquor To You Up Quicker |
[02:41.46] | Than You' d Wanna Me Up For Sayin The Word |
[02:43.96] | My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral |
[02:46.24] | Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk |
[02:48.14] | Off Of His Own Employee |
[02:49.36] | Now Don' t Ignore Me You Won' t Avoid Me |
[02:50.96] | You Can' t Miss Me I' m White Blonde Haired |
[02:52.85] | And My Nose Is Pointy |
[02:53.37] | I' m The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die |
[02:55.56] | In Plane Crashes And Laughs |
[02:56.86] | As Long As It Ain' t Happened To Him |
[02:58.43] | Slim Shady I' m As Crazy As Em |
[03:00.18] | Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniac' s In |
[03:02.62] | Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldn' t Make It Today |
[03:04.83] | He' s A Little Under The Weather So I' m Takin His Place |
[03:06.98] | Mm Mm Mmm Oh That' s Dre With An Ak To His Face Dre |
[03:09.43] | Don' t Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place |
[03:11.84] | I Told You Dre You Should' ve Kept That Thang Put Away |
[03:14.04] | I Guess That' ll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh |
[03:16.49] | I' m A Criminal |
[03:17.66] | Interlude Skit |
[03:20.61] | Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Mother er Dre |
[03:24.09] | Get The Mother in Money And Get The Up Outta There |
[03:26.09] | Em Aight I' ll Be Right Here Waitin On You |
[03:27.48] | Em Aight Em |
[03:28.12] | Yo Em |
[03:28.92] | Em What |
[03:29.58] | Don' t Kill Nobody This Time |
[03:30.97] | Em Awwright God Damn |
[03:36.28] | Whistling How You Doin? |
[03:40.39] | Teller Hi How Can I Help You |
[03:40.89] | Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl Em0 |
[03:42.42] | Teller Okay |
[03:43.05] | Eminem Put The in Money In The Bag Bitch Em |
[03:45.11] | And I Won' t Kill You |
[03:45.76] | Teller What Oh My God Don' t Kill Me |
[03:47.45] | Eminem I' m Not Gonna Kill You Bitch Quit Lookin Around Em |
[03:49.23] | Teller Don' t Kill Me Please Don' t Kill Me |
[03:50.69] | Eminem I Said I' m Not Gonna in Kill You Em |
[03:51.59] | Hurry The Up Boom Thank You |
[03:53.90] | Eminem |
[03:54.34] | Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It |
[03:56.51] | So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It |
[03:58.68] | So I' ll Be Disguised In It |
[04:00.05] | And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It |
[04:02.16] | I' ll Hide For Five Minutes |
[04:03.70] | Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness |
[04:05.45] | Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business |
[04:08.56] | Die Bitches Bastards Brats Pets |
[04:10.57] | This Puppy' s Lucky I Didn' t Blast His Ass Yet |
[04:12.88] | If I Ever Gave A I' d Shave My Nuts |
[04:15.16] | Tuck My Dick Inbetween My Legs And Cluck |
[04:17.68] | You Mother in Chickens Ain' t Brave Enough |
[04:19.99] | To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut |
[04:22.43] | Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just Make It Up |
[04:24.52] | To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass |
[04:27.18] | And If It' s Not A Rapper That I Make It As |
[04:29.25] | Bi' ma Be A in Rapist In A Jason Mask |
[04:31.19] | Chorus 2x |
[04:31.60] | I' m A Criminal |
[04:32.43] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
[04:34.37] | To Tell Em What' s On My Mind I Guess I' m A Criminal |
[04:38.98] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
[04:40.69] | I' m A Criminal |
[04:40.98] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
[04:45.56] | But I Don' t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
[04:48.23] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
[04:50.08] | I' m A Criminal |
[04:50.78] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
[04:53.18] | To Tell Em What' s On My Mind I Guess I' m A Criminal |
[04:55.42] | But I Don' t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
[04:57.73] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
[04:59.50] | I' m A Criminal |
[05:00.05] | Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It' s A Crime |
[05:02.56] | To Tell Em What' s On My Mind I Guess I' m A Criminal |
[05:04.25] | But I Don' t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird |
[05:06.99] | And Keep Goin I Don' t Take Shit From No One |
[05:09.09] | I' m A Criminal |
[05:11.15] | I' m A Criminal |
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[00:04.58] | 很多人问我一些***问题 |
[00:09.15] | 很多人以为我在歌里说的那些话 |
[00:12.47] | 或是我在歌里谈论的事情 我真的会去做 |
[00:17.21] | 或者觉得那是我的信条 |
[00:20.01] | 我说我要杀人 |
[00:24.12] | 他们就觉得 |
[00:26.25] | 我真的会杀 |
[00:28.85] | 好吧 你们要是***这么以为 |
[00:32.52] | 我就要杀了你 |
[00:34.57] | 知道为啥吗 |
[00:37.24] | 因为我就是个 |
[00:37.52] | 罪犯 |
[00:42.13] | 罪犯 |
[00:45.03] | 你说的太***对了 |
[00:46.80] | 我是罪犯 |
[00:51.39] | 我就是罪犯 |
[00:53.29] | |
[00:56.19] | 我的歌词像一把带锯齿的** |
[00:58.43] | 一把插进你的脑袋 |
[00:59.55] | 管你是个基佬还是拉拉 |
[01:00.84] | 或者不男不女 变性人 |
[01:03.11] | 穿裤子的 穿裙子的 还是反同性恋的 全都别想跑 |
[01:05.57] | 反同性恋?拉倒吧你就是个异端 |
[01:07.91] | 盯着我的牛仔裤看 哎鼓起来了哦 |
[01:10.36] | 那是我的xx 你***最好别碰 |
[01:12.55] | 他在我的***里哦 你永远都碰不到 |
[01:14.99] | 嘿 是我 范思哲 |
[01:16.29] | 哎呀我被枪击中了 |
[01:17.49] | 我只是出门拿个信啊 |
[01:18.88] | 你懂得 钓钓男人(同音) (范思哲是gay) |
[01:20.12] | 你以为你能卖多少唱片 |
[01:21.89] | 在你的第二张lp直接把你送到监狱里之后? |
[01:24.44] | 嘿 别紧张啊 我挺喜欢基佬的 |
[01:26.65] | 对不对Ken? 给我来句阿门(Ken:一个男人!) (阿门和一个男人同音) |
[01:29.62] | 上帝啊 这孩子需要耶稣来拯救 |
[01:31.49] | 帮他驱驱魔吧 |
[01:33.78] | 哦对了顺便再给我弄辆新车 |
[01:35.95] | 还要一个*** 我媳妇正在医院里病着呢 |
[01:38.62] | 牧师牧师!五年级老师! |
[01:40.81] | 你别想碰我 我妈也不能 |
[01:43.10] | 你啥也教不了我 |
[01:45.45] | 因为我有线电视看的够多了 |
[01:47.80] | 你阻止不了我脑袋里这些想法 |
[01:50.12] | 你也没法阻止我的歌登顶排行榜 |
[01:52.40] | 你更没法阻止我到了三月份 |
[01:54.83] | 就拿着自己的新专辑分发给这些智障 |
[01:57.46] | 这是不是很有em的风格呢 |
[01:59.51] | 啥都不鸟”先生从来都没有离开过哦 |
[02:01.51] | |
[02:01.82] | 我是个罪犯 |
[02:02.53] | 每次我写出一段押韵 这些人就觉得我犯下罪行 |
[02:06.47] | 他们觉得看到了我脑袋里肮脏龌蹉的东西 我想我就是个罪犯 |
[02:08.27] | 我什么都不用说 只是继续说唱 |
[02:09.58] | 因为我谁都不鸟 |
[02:10.87] | 我是个罪犯 |
[02:11.78] | 每次我写出一段押韵 这些人就觉得我犯下罪行 |
[02:14.07] | 他们觉得看到了我脑袋里肮脏龌蹉的东西 我想我就是个罪犯 |
[02:15.81] | 我什么都不用说 只是继续说唱 |
[02:18.73] | 因为我谁都不鸟 |
[02:19.95] | |
[02:20.45] | 我妈*** 酗酒 是个烟鬼 还飙车 |
[02:22.60] | 她的孩子出生时就毁了容 |
[02:25.04] | 这孽种长大了会疯的像她一样可怕 |
[02:27.25] | 你们别想嘲笑他 因为这孩子就是我 |
[02:29.74] | 我是个罪犯 一头被囚禁的发疯的野兽 |
[02:32.25] | 你就是这么被养大的 长大了怎么可能不变成那个德行呢 |
[02:34.59] | 所以当我长大 长高 |
[02:36.93] | 我的***缩水了 蛋却变得越来越大(这俩有啥区别) |
[02:39.25] | 我喝麦芽烈酒 好能更快地把你操翻 |
[02:41.46] | 然后你就想因为我的歌词弄死我 |
[02:43.96] | 我的道德水准高到炸裂 这时候我们的总统大人 |
[02:46.24] | 正在他椭圆形的办公室里的桌子上享受着有人给他***呢 |
[02:48.14] | |
[02:49.36] | 别想忽视我 你躲不过我 |
[02:50.96] | 你肯定记得我 我就是一头白金色头发的那个 |
[02:52.85] | 还有个尖鼻子 |
[02:53.37] | 我就是那个开死人玩笑的恶棍 |
[02:55.56] | 那些人是因为坠机丢的命哦 |
[02:56.86] | 只要这事儿没发生在他身上 他就大笑 |
[02:58.43] | 我是瘦痞子 和eminem一样神经不正常 |
[03:00.18] | 再加上Kim(别忘了那个疯子) (Kim是Em前妻) |
[03:02.62] | 她换了个医生因为Dre今天来不了了 |
[03:04.83] | 他今天状态不太好 我就来顶替他了 |
[03:06.98] | 挣扎声)哦那是Dre的声音 他正被AK枪抵着脸呢 |
[03:09.43] | 别逼我把他也杀了 然后把脑浆抹的到处都是 |
[03:11.84] | 我警告过你Dre 把那玩意儿放的远点 别让我找到 |
[03:14.04] | 我猜这回你长记性了吧 |
[03:16.49] | 我是个罪犯 |
[03:17.66] | ***短剧 |
[03:20.61] | 好了 听着 你***给我去那个银行 |
[03:24.09] | 把该死的钱抢出来 然后就***赶紧出来 |
[03:26.09] | (Em)好 (Dre)我就在这儿等你 |
[03:27.48] | 好 |
[03:28.12] | 呦Em! |
[03:28.92] | 又***咋了? |
[03:29.58] | 这次别杀人了! |
[03:30.97] | 行行行! ***大爷的... |
[03:36.28] | (吹口哨声)嘿你好吗小妞儿? |
[03:40.39] | (出纳)你好 我能帮你吗? |
[03:40.89] | 嗯我要取钱 |
[03:42.42] | (出纳)好的 |
[03:43.05] | 现在你***把钱给我放到这个袋里 *** |
[03:45.11] | 不然我就一枪崩了你 |
[03:45.76] | (出纳)我的天啊别杀我... |
[03:47.45] | 我不会杀你的 *** 别四处乱看 |
[03:49.23] | (出纳)别杀我 求求你别杀我 |
[03:50.69] | 我说了我***不会杀你的 |
[03:51.59] | 赶紧的别搞砸了 (Boom!) 谢了! |
[03:53.90] | |
[03:54.34] | 我坐在车里时车窗有些模糊了 |
[03:56.51] | 我抢完银行 赶紧跳回车里 |
[03:58.68] | 躲一会儿 |
[04:00.05] | 要是有人认出了我 |
[04:02.16] | 我就先藏五分钟 |
[04:03.70] | 然后再出来把目击者都杀掉 |
[04:05.45] | 向那个暗中跟踪我的侦探开火 |
[04:08.56] | 去死吧 *** *** |
[04:10.57] | 我还没一枪爆了这狗崽子的** 算他走运 |
[04:12.88] | 我要是在乎这些 我就会剃剃我的ym |
[04:15.16] | 把xx塞回两腿中间 咯咯叫着 |
[04:17.68] | 你们这些*** 根本没种 |
[04:19.99] | 说我说的那些话 所以这盘磁带才被封杀 |
[04:22.43] | 我说的一半的话都是乱编的 |
[04:24.52] | 就是为了气死你 亲我的白**吧 |
[04:27.18] | 不是饶舌 我都能说成饶舌 |
[04:29.25] | 我会变成一个带着面具的***犯 |
[04:31.19] | |
[04:31.60] | |
[04:32.43] | 每次我写出一段押韵 这些人就觉得我犯下罪行 |
[04:34.37] | 他们觉得看到了我脑袋里肮脏龌蹉的东西 我想我就是个罪犯 |
[04:38.98] | 我什么都不用说 只是继续说唱 |
[04:40.69] | |
[04:40.98] | 每次我写出一段押韵 这些人就觉得我犯下罪行 |
[04:45.56] | 他们觉得看到了我脑袋里肮脏龌蹉的东西 我想我就是个罪犯 |
[04:48.23] | 我什么都不用说 只是继续说唱 |
[04:50.08] | 因为我谁都不鸟 |
[04:50.78] | 每次我写出一段押韵 这些人就觉得我犯下罪行 |
[04:53.18] | 他们觉得看到了我脑袋里肮脏龌蹉的东西 我想我就是个罪犯 |
[04:55.42] | 我什么都不用说 只是继续说唱 |
[04:57.73] | 因为我谁都不鸟 |
[04:59.50] | 我是个罪犯 |
[05:00.05] | 每次我写出一段押韵 这些人就觉得我犯下罪行 |
[05:02.56] | 他们觉得看到了我脑袋里肮脏龌蹉的东西 我想我就是个罪犯 |
[05:04.25] | 我什么都不用说 只是继续说唱 |
[05:06.99] | 因为我谁都不鸟 |
[05:09.09] | 我是个罪犯 |
[05:11.15] | 我是个罪犯 |