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I'll come to town for you |
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Dress up like a clown for you |
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Pull my pants on down for you |
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Then I'll crawl away |
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I will blow hot fart on you |
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I will build an |
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R-2 D-2 I won't even start for you |
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Unless you fucking pay |
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Because I am the performer [X3] |
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I will come to town for you |
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Dress up like a clown for you |
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Try not to fuck around on you |
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Do so anyway |
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I will find the ark for you |
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Go sleep in the park with you |
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I'll even suck a cock or two |
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But no sir, |
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I'm not gay [Chorus] |
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Before I was a whore, on tour |
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I was the child always running around |
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With his dick hanging out and diapers pulled down |
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Show biz was calling so |
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I hit the stage |
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Worked out an act where |
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I got raped in a cage |
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My life was bullshit and |
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I didn't care |
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Went to go bowling and |
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I missed on my spare |
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But what else could |
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I fucking do |
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But play another song for you... |
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Thinking about a nose job, too... cause |
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I am the Performer... |