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Everyone knows marijuanas dangerous |
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And medical pot is really strong |
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Thats why its so hard it California |
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To get your weed card |
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Unless somethings really wrong |
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Gonna pay a visit to my doctor |
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Its a long shot but I gotta try |
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She hands me a list of all the ailments |
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I can have to qualify |
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Cant believe what I am reading |
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This is just what Ive been needing |
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A government supply |
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To get legally high |
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Weed card, thats what I need |
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Hardly ever, okay, always |
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But its not an addiction |
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Cause my doctor gave me a prescription |
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You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams or anxiety |
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Propensity for drugs or alcohol, |
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Anorexia or Obesity |
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Too fat, too thin, either way you win |
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Carpal tunnel syndrome, color blindness, |
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St-st-stuttering, t-t-tooth decay |
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Fatigue, depression, motion sickness, |
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Impotence or TMJ |
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You can smoke to quit cigarettes |
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For asthma or mother ****ing Tourettes |
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Its a dream come true |
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Theres nothing pot cant do |
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Weed card, thats what I need |
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Hardly ever, okay, always |
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But its not an addiction |
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Cause my doctor gave me a prescription |
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Got back pain need mary jane |
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Cant handle this, need cannabis |
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Got a stomach ache, gotta wake and bake |
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Have an injury, need tch |
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Get ****ed up for your hyperhydrosis |
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Which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis |
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Its not a crime, its 4:20 time |
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Weed card, thats what I need |
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Hardly ever, okay, always |
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But its not an addiction |
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Cause my doctor gave me a prescription |
