歌曲 | The Neden Game |
歌手 | Insane Clown Posse |
专辑 | The Great Milenko |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:00.37] | "Let's meet contestant number one |
[00:02.74] | He's a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown |
[00:05.66] | Who says, "woman love his sexy smile" |
[00:09.06] | Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon |
[00:12.10] | Sharon, what's your question?" |
[00:13.54] | "Contestant number one, |
[00:14.84] | I believe first impressions last forever |
[00:16.83] | So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house |
[00:19.56] | And have dinner with me and my family |
[00:21.39] | Tell me what you would do to make |
[00:22.99] | That first impression really stick" |
[00:24.98] | Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it |
[00:28.59] | I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it |
[00:32.01] | I'd probably just show up naked like I always do |
[00:34.74] | And look your momma in the eye and tell her, "**** YOU!!!" |
[00:38.10] | Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti |
[00:41.21] | I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!" |
[00:44.31] | Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed |
[00:47.43] | I'd have to walk up and bust him in his ****ing lips! |
[00:50.55] | It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother |
[00:53.73] | I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother |
[00:56.97] | I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this |
[00:59.94] | You know for only 13, she got some big tits |
[01:03.23] | After that, your dad will try to jump again |
[01:06.34] | And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin |
[01:09.64] | After you mom does the dishes and the silverware |
[01:12.62] | I'd dry-**** her till I nut in my underwear |
[01:16.76] | |
[01:22.35] | "Now, let's me contestant number two |
[01:25.46] | He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak |
[01:28.88] | Who works for the Dark Carnival |
[01:31.01] | He says women call him stretch nuts |
[01:33.18] | Sharon, let's hear your question" |
[01:34.99] | "I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions |
[01:38.15] | A man who expresses himself in his own special way |
[01:41.63] | Number two, if you fell in love with me |
[01:44.50] | Exactly how would you let me know?" |
[01:46.43] | First thing, I could never love you |
[01:50.47] | You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, **** YOU!!! |
[01:53.76] | But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care |
[01:57.18] | By taking all these other mother****ers outta here |
[02:00.09] | I'd go through your phone book and whack em all |
[02:03.35] | And find contestant number one and break his ****ing jaw (what?!) |
[02:06.83] | Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay |
[02:09.50] | I'd be blowing ****ing nuggets off all day |
[02:12.61] | I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist |
[02:15.66] | Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face |
[02:19.03] | I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can |
[02:22.19] | Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!! |
[02:25.99] | When we go to the beach and walk through the sand |
[02:28.54] | I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playing |
[02:31.72] | As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back |
[02:34.76] | And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!! |
[02:37.71] | |
[02:45.36] | "Well it sounds like contestant number two |
[02:47.23] | Is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon |
[02:49.66] | It's a touch choice so far |
[02:51.58] | Sharon, let's have your last question and |
[02:54.51] | See which one is going to win the rights to your neden" |
[02:57.00] | "Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the |
[03:01.47] | same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would |
[03:06.18] | your pick up line be? Well, whoever's the smoothest wins!" |
[03:09.42] | Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar |
[03:12.72] | And tell you that I can't believe how ****ing fat you are |
[03:15.89] | I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake |
[03:18.94] | And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake! |
[03:22.18] | **** that, you'd be jocking me quick |
[03:25.28] | I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick |
[03:28.57] | And then to get your attention in the crowded place |
[03:31.69] | I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face |
[03:34.92] | Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her |
[03:38.22] | Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better |
[03:40.64] | Look, **** you, I got a strong rap |
[03:44.19] | Shit, you don't want contestant number two |
[03:46.75] | He's mad-whack |
[03:47.24] | I walk into a bar and there he was |
[03:50.59] | Standing up by a bucket, eww, trying to **** it |
[03:53.95] | It was a big ****ing smelly, ass farm llama |
[03:56.94] | Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?! |
[00:00.37] | " Let' s meet contestant number one |
[00:02.74] | He' s a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown |
[00:05.66] | Who says, " woman love his sexy smile" |
[00:09.06] | Let' s find out if his charm will work on Sharon |
[00:12.10] | Sharon, what' s your question?" |
[00:13.54] | " Contestant number one, |
[00:14.84] | I believe first impressions last forever |
[00:16.83] | So let' s say you were to come over to my parent' s house |
[00:19.56] | And have dinner with me and my family |
[00:21.39] | Tell me what you would do to make |
[00:22.99] | That first impression really stick" |
[00:24.98] | Let' s see, uh, well, I' d have to think about it |
[00:28.59] | I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it |
[00:32.01] | I' d probably just show up naked like I always do |
[00:34.74] | And look your momma in the eye and tell her, " YOU!!!" |
[00:38.10] | Hurry up bitch, I' m hungry, I smell spaghetti |
[00:41.21] | I' d pinch her loopy ass and tell her, " Get the food ready!" |
[00:44.31] | Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed |
[00:47.43] | I' d have to walk up and bust him in his ing lips! |
[00:50.55] | It' s dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother |
[00:53.73] | I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother |
[00:56.97] | I' m steady staring at your sister, I' ll tell you this |
[00:59.94] | You know for only 13, she got some big tits |
[01:03.23] | After that, your dad will try to jump again |
[01:06.34] | And only this time, I' d put the forty to his chin |
[01:09.64] | After you mom does the dishes and the silverware |
[01:12.62] | I' d dry her till I nut in my underwear |
[01:16.76] | |
[01:22.35] | " Now, let' s me contestant number two |
[01:25.46] | He' s a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak |
[01:28.88] | Who works for the Dark Carnival |
[01:31.01] | He says women call him stretch nuts |
[01:33.18] | Sharon, let' s hear your question" |
[01:34.99] | " I like a man who' s not afraid to show his true emotions |
[01:38.15] | A man who expresses himself in his own special way |
[01:41.63] | Number two, if you fell in love with me |
[01:44.50] | Exactly how would you let me know?" |
[01:46.43] | First thing, I could never love you |
[01:50.47] | You sound like a richiebitch, yo, YOU!!! |
[01:53.76] | But if I did, I' d probably show you that I care |
[01:57.18] | By taking all these other mother ers outta here |
[02:00.09] | I' d go through your phone book and whack em all |
[02:03.35] | And find contestant number one and break his ing jaw what?! |
[02:06.83] | Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay |
[02:09.50] | I' d be blowing ing nuggets off all day |
[02:12.61] | I' d grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist |
[02:15.66] | Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face |
[02:19.03] | I' d sing love songs to you, the best I can |
[02:22.19] | Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!! |
[02:25.99] | When we go to the beach and walk through the sand |
[02:28.54] | I throw a little in your face and say, I' m just playing |
[02:31.72] | As you spit it all out, I' d rub your back |
[02:34.76] | And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!! |
[02:37.71] | |
[02:45.36] | " Well it sounds like contestant number two |
[02:47.23] | Is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon |
[02:49.66] | It' s a touch choice so far |
[02:51.58] | Sharon, let' s have your last question and |
[02:54.51] | See which one is going to win the rights to your neden" |
[02:57.00] | " Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the |
[03:01.47] | same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would |
[03:06.18] | your pick up line be? Well, whoever' s the smoothest wins!" |
[03:09.42] | Okay, first I' d slide up to the bar |
[03:12.72] | And tell you that I can' t believe how ing fat you are |
[03:15.89] | I' d tell that I like the way you make your titties shake |
[03:18.94] | And if you lost a little weight, you' d look like Rickie Lake! |
[03:22.18] | that, you' d be jocking me quick |
[03:25.28] | I' d order you a drink and stir it with my dick |
[03:28.57] | And then to get your attention in the crowded place |
[03:31.69] | I' d simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face |
[03:34.92] | Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that' ll get her |
[03:38.22] | Tell her that' s she fat, yeah, that' ll work even better |
[03:40.64] | Look, you, I got a strong rap |
[03:44.19] | Shit, you don' t want contestant number two |
[03:46.75] | He' s madwhack |
[03:47.24] | I walk into a bar and there he was |
[03:50.59] | Standing up by a bucket, eww, trying to it |
[03:53.95] | It was a big ing smelly, ass farm llama |
[03:56.94] | Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?! |
[00:00.37] | " Let' s meet contestant number one |
[00:02.74] | He' s a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown |
[00:05.66] | Who says, " woman love his sexy smile" |
[00:09.06] | Let' s find out if his charm will work on Sharon |
[00:12.10] | Sharon, what' s your question?" |
[00:13.54] | " Contestant number one, |
[00:14.84] | I believe first impressions last forever |
[00:16.83] | So let' s say you were to come over to my parent' s house |
[00:19.56] | And have dinner with me and my family |
[00:21.39] | Tell me what you would do to make |
[00:22.99] | That first impression really stick" |
[00:24.98] | Let' s see, uh, well, I' d have to think about it |
[00:28.59] | I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it |
[00:32.01] | I' d probably just show up naked like I always do |
[00:34.74] | And look your momma in the eye and tell her, " YOU!!!" |
[00:38.10] | Hurry up bitch, I' m hungry, I smell spaghetti |
[00:41.21] | I' d pinch her loopy ass and tell her, " Get the food ready!" |
[00:44.31] | Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed |
[00:47.43] | I' d have to walk up and bust him in his ing lips! |
[00:50.55] | It' s dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother |
[00:53.73] | I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother |
[00:56.97] | I' m steady staring at your sister, I' ll tell you this |
[00:59.94] | You know for only 13, she got some big tits |
[01:03.23] | After that, your dad will try to jump again |
[01:06.34] | And only this time, I' d put the forty to his chin |
[01:09.64] | After you mom does the dishes and the silverware |
[01:12.62] | I' d dry her till I nut in my underwear |
[01:16.76] | |
[01:22.35] | " Now, let' s me contestant number two |
[01:25.46] | He' s a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak |
[01:28.88] | Who works for the Dark Carnival |
[01:31.01] | He says women call him stretch nuts |
[01:33.18] | Sharon, let' s hear your question" |
[01:34.99] | " I like a man who' s not afraid to show his true emotions |
[01:38.15] | A man who expresses himself in his own special way |
[01:41.63] | Number two, if you fell in love with me |
[01:44.50] | Exactly how would you let me know?" |
[01:46.43] | First thing, I could never love you |
[01:50.47] | You sound like a richiebitch, yo, YOU!!! |
[01:53.76] | But if I did, I' d probably show you that I care |
[01:57.18] | By taking all these other mother ers outta here |
[02:00.09] | I' d go through your phone book and whack em all |
[02:03.35] | And find contestant number one and break his ing jaw what?! |
[02:06.83] | Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay |
[02:09.50] | I' d be blowing ing nuggets off all day |
[02:12.61] | I' d grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist |
[02:15.66] | Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face |
[02:19.03] | I' d sing love songs to you, the best I can |
[02:22.19] | Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!! |
[02:25.99] | When we go to the beach and walk through the sand |
[02:28.54] | I throw a little in your face and say, I' m just playing |
[02:31.72] | As you spit it all out, I' d rub your back |
[02:34.76] | And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!! |
[02:37.71] | |
[02:45.36] | " Well it sounds like contestant number two |
[02:47.23] | Is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon |
[02:49.66] | It' s a touch choice so far |
[02:51.58] | Sharon, let' s have your last question and |
[02:54.51] | See which one is going to win the rights to your neden" |
[02:57.00] | " Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the |
[03:01.47] | same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would |
[03:06.18] | your pick up line be? Well, whoever' s the smoothest wins!" |
[03:09.42] | Okay, first I' d slide up to the bar |
[03:12.72] | And tell you that I can' t believe how ing fat you are |
[03:15.89] | I' d tell that I like the way you make your titties shake |
[03:18.94] | And if you lost a little weight, you' d look like Rickie Lake! |
[03:22.18] | that, you' d be jocking me quick |
[03:25.28] | I' d order you a drink and stir it with my dick |
[03:28.57] | And then to get your attention in the crowded place |
[03:31.69] | I' d simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face |
[03:34.92] | Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that' ll get her |
[03:38.22] | Tell her that' s she fat, yeah, that' ll work even better |
[03:40.64] | Look, you, I got a strong rap |
[03:44.19] | Shit, you don' t want contestant number two |
[03:46.75] | He' s madwhack |
[03:47.24] | I walk into a bar and there he was |
[03:50.59] | Standing up by a bucket, eww, trying to it |
[03:53.95] | It was a big ing smelly, ass farm llama |
[03:56.94] | Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?! |