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I don't like humus, |
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I hate long lines |
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Nosy neighbors and the nation blind |
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Chirpy news anchors alter my mood |
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I'm offended by buss words like awesome men do |
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I look like a train wreck, |
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I feel like a blob |
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Till you get to know me, you may think |
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I'm a snob |
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But I'm closer to heaven than |
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I've ever been |
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I don't eat sushi, |
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I don't smoke grass |
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I don't wear pajamas, |
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I don't drive fast |
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I hate that all gossip and tassel shoes |
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Slick politicians, they give me the blues |
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I don't ride in |
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Limos, I don't play golf |
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I don't own a riffle that will blow your head off |
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But I'm closer to heaven than |
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I've ever been |
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I'm riding that way from cradle to grave |
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I'm learning to feel my hands on the wheel |
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I love my friends, |
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I love my wife |
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Four little babies are the light of my life |
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I love Sissy |
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Spacek, I love |
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God ClarkAll the biscuits and gravy |
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I can eat with a fork |
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I don't wanna be famous, who gives a damn? |
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I just wanna be happy where ever |
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I amAnd I'm closer to heaven than |
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I've ever been |
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I'm closer to heaven than |
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I've ever been |
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Closer to heaven |
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Closer to heaven |
