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Please pass over your elixir drink |
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Today the world is much too bludgeoning |
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I need to numb me back into the womb |
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And there I will do cartwheels if there's room |
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If you could turn it all down just a notch |
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I wouldn't have not knock all your socks off |
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And, oh, I hate that Spice Girl that's named 'Posh' |
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I've got some time since I broke my watch |
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Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh |
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Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh |
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I'm clearly having one |
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Of my episodes |
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Bring out the credit card |
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Let's buy a friend a rose |
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Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes |
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There aren't as many very Curly sheps as there are Moes |
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The newsstand man asked why I looked so glum |
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I gave him the finger, not the thumb |
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I haven't shaved so I look like a bum |
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Needless to say I ain't gonna get none |
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The taximan gave me a long free ride |
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He said I'd pent up energy inside |
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But I said to him, "Please tell me just who died |
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Bequeathing unto you the title Freud?" |
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Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh |
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Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh |
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I'm clearly having one |
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Of my episodes |
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Bring out the credit card |
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Let's buy a friend a rose |
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Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes |
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There aren't as many very Curly sheps as there are Moes |
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I'm clearly having one |
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Of my episodes |
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Bring out the credit card |
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Let's buy a friend a rose |
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Does anyone know exactly just how that theme song goes |
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There aren't as many very Curly sheps as there are Moes |
