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I want to tell you 'bout something fun |
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So I wrote you this song |
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If you've ever been to Disneyland |
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You know the lines can be real long |
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But I got a ride that the b*tches love |
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And you won't have to wait at all |
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All you've got to do is ditch your boyfriend |
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And give sexy Michael Starr a call |
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I'll take your ass for a weenie ride |
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Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride |
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It's scary like a roller coaster |
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It will stretch you out so wide |
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Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride |
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Hold on tight cause I'm coming inside |
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It's better than a Ferris wheel or a water slide |
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It's a weenie ride |
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I want to sing about a thing that's funner than a swing |
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And better than the Monkey bars |
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You can take it on the couch or your water bed |
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Or in the back of your Daddy's car |
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And it's open all day, night time too, seven f*cking days a week |
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It only shuts down intermittently so I can take a leak |
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So put that snatch on a weenie ride |
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Ride her face down or on your side |
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You'll be amazed what you can fit in there |
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When some leverage is applied |
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Open your legs for a weenie ride |
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You won't be the first to see it and cry |
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Just bring the baby wipes and some astroglide |
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It's a weenie ride |
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Oh yeah |
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Scream for me |
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Scream out in ecstasy! |
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Honey, once you've tried the weenie ride |
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You're never gonna be the same |
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Baby, how you gonna get to Heaven if you can't take a little pain? |
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Step right up for a weenie ride |
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It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied |
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Oops, I think I got a little DNA |
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All over your backside |
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Go on and tell your friends about the weenie ride |
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You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind |
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Even with a big ol' Muff you won't get denied |
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For the weenie ride |
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Ooh |
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Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride |
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It's a weenie ride |
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Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride |
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Come spread your thighs |
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Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride |
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Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride |
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It's a weenie ride |
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Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride |
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It's a weenie ride, yeah |
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Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride |
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Baby, baby, baby |
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It's a weenie ride |
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