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I've got a snapshot of your |
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Aunt Maureen |
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She's 90 and you're a teen |
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I'm trying to cheer you up |
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Don't be so mean, don't be so mean |
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Crach, bam, now you're looking good |
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Tip Top, now you're feeling good |
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Once more, here's your |
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Aunt Maureen |
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Don't you feel good, don't you feel good [Chorus:] |
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Tips For Teens, |
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Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see in magazines |
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Tips For Teens, |
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Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see on |
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T.V. screens |
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Tips For Teens, |
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Tips For Teens |
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Wake up to music |
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And say you're too sick to go to work |
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Soon, you will lose all your zits |
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Tight sweaters no longer fit |
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Jetsetters will make their pitch |
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I told you so, |
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I told you so [Chorus] |
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Don't eat that ice cream |
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It is vanilla |
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Give it to me |
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Don't eat that pastry |
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What's in the middle |
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Give it to me |
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Don't eat that burger |
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Has it got mayonnaise |
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Give it to me |
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Keep that mystique up |
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And wear a "D" cup |
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No matter what |
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Don't eat no curry |
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Before a very |
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Important date |
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Do I look so knowing and old and wise |
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Maby it's those |
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Dacron ties |
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How come you keep asking me |
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For Tips For |
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Teens, for |
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Tips For Teens |
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Crach, bam, now you're looking good |
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Tip Top, now you're feeling good |
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Once more, here's your |
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Aunt Maureen |
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Don't you feel good, don't you feel good [Chorus] |
