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Appleton <distorted, repeats> |
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Longitude 44 degrees, latitude 088 degrees. |
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North of Wisco, let's do this thing.. |
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Apples to oranges, there's no way to compare |
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When I tell 'em the dopest city in Wisconson they all stare |
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Named after Samuel Appleton |
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Founded two years after 1851 |
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72'000 is the population |
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Only .99% African American |
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It's Green Bay (with class) |
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Milwaukee (with no fat-ass) |
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Madison (that's a girl's name) |
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I don't know any other cities (should've researched it) |
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Hydroelectricity is what we're about |
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You can find me chilling out at the Hearthstone House |
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When the other cities step, you know they get served |
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A day trip to Bubolz Nature Preserve (badgers!) |
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Appleton <repeated> |
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Believe it |
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Intersection of 41 and 10th |
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You're at the capital of pussy in |
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(Wisonsin) |
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Riding down that highway, 441 |
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My sausage makes a Polish connection |
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Smoke marijuana with mayor Hannigan |
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We'll see crazy like that road wiper outside Anduzzi's |
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Birthplace of famed magician, Houdini |
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Escape artistry, though I'd never want to leave |
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It's the one city I'd have a daughter or a son in |
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You think I'd raise a kid in Cheboygan? (**** no) |
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Dropping rhymes like an Apple-ton of bricks |
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Other cities can suck a big bag of dicks (except Denver) |
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Disco in Wisco, Packers always winners |
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Cheese curds, I eat them breakfast, lunch and dinner |
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Appleton <repeated> |
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I said FRV, Fox River Valley, shit |
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I failed outta high school in Appleton East |
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North, West Senior High School, and Fox Valley Lutheran High School |
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It's like the worst of the four, or five |
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Appleton, Wisconsin... Believe it! |
