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Slusho was a delicious Japanese drink. |
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One of the most delicious ingredients requires |
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drilling deep into the ocean floor to get it. |
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This drilling is what released the monster from the crevasse. |
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...Crevice |
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The thing that fell into the ocean at the end of the movie |
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was in fact the Tagruato satellite |
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But that incident has nothing to do with |
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the huge monster that attacked New York |
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I mean, it was a satellite built by a mining company |
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No way that'd stay in orbit |
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Here's the thing about the flaming homeless man |
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Setting yourself on fire is no way to party |
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Eating the pizzas I just ordered for us... |
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Now we're partying. |
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Yeah, you heard it correctly; we said |
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"I saw it, it's a lion, it's huge" |
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But, the monster was not Voltron as some had speculated |
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It was actually Lion-O from Thundercats! |
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Remember that old show? |
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Hud was so attracted to Marlena that |
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he would have had sex with her... |
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After she exploded. |
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I wish I was better friends with Mike Vogel |
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He was on the cover of "Men's Health," people. |
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He should know, 'cause he was in the movie |
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You didn't see him much, |
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Cause he was the guy holding the camera |
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Well you all got motion sickness |
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But he really doesn't give a **** |
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In fact that's the way he planned it, |
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Cause he's got a weird thing for vomitting |
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