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Man: Thanks for the lesson today, Ann! |
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Ann: Be sure to ice that tennis elbow! Say, do you know where the co-op board meets? |
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Man: In the multi-purpose room. Why? Are you lost? |
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Ann: No. I have a meeting... to be approved! |
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I'm a pro down at the bubble |
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I teach tennis for my pay |
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I don't mean your board much trouble |
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But may I join this game of doubles? |
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Can I play if I can pay? |
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You'll have questions with some topspin |
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And my answers may be lobs |
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But if you serve then I will volley |
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And we'll rally 'til its folly |
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And I'll earn 8K's key fob |
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The world out there is made of only grass and clay |
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Give me concrete, be a sport |
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I can conquer on that court |
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That apartment, my home court |
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I can picture that studio |
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Fitted out with my style |
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A brown and beige kind of mood, you know |
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And metro hex green tile |
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A framed Navratilova |
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Hanging just above the sofa |
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And the brown and the beige |
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And the brown and the beige |
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And the brown |
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In the kitchen hang copper pans |
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Against the paneled wall |
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And fuscia stripes on harvest wood |
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In the bathroom hall |
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The flooring by my cabinet |
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Is chevron herringbone laminate |
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And the brown and the beige |
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And the brown and the beige |
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And the brown! |
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A yarn woven poster |
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That says the word "Love" |
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That's home court |
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That I should be part of |
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Now I don't have any money |
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And I'm nearly forty all |
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It's sad but I will manage |
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And you'll have the advantage |
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But I'll never double-fault |
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I don't have any credit |
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(I already answered that!) |
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There's nothing in the bank |
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But I'll turn out that number |
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If this tournament's all comers |
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I don't need to have a rank |
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'Cuz life's forehands take me forward |
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But the backhands set me back |
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So I need that apartment |
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With the carpet's and knick knacks |
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That apartment, My home court! |
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There's a nude by Avedon |
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Just above the toilet |
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A naked guy with puberty hair and he's sort of... |
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I won't spoil it |
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The right erotic art |
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Says I'm sexual but smart |
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And the brown and the beige |
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And the brown and the beige |
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And the brown! |
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I'm gonna make life up there |
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(and the brown and the beige, and the brown and the beige) |
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With floor to ceiling teak |
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(and the brown and the beige, and the brown and the beige) |
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It's a palace of 500 square but it's Polynesian chic |
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Don't think it's an insane wish that my chairs be winged and Danish |
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And the brown and the beige |
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And the brown and the beige |
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And the brown! |
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I'm laying my dreams on you |
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I already bought a fondue! |
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And the brown and the beige |
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And the brown and the beige |
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And the beige and the brown! |
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With the brown and the beige |
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And the brown and the beige |
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And the brown (brown!) |
