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Marriage is a two-headed transplant, |
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Sometimes that's how it seems. |
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When the sex wears off it's all give and take, |
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And it's good-bye to all your dreams. |
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One head wants to go to a movie |
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While the other wants to stay at home, |
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And just like a two-headed transplant |
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You get the feeling that you're never alone. |
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Mr. and Mrs. Horrible are an example of what I say. |
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They used to be so in love, now they fight so much |
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That they've frightened all their friends away. |
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They never get visits from neighbors, |
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They've alienated everyone. |
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And what started off as all cuddles and kisses |
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Has finally become |
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A labor of love, labor of love. |
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The torment, the worry and woe, |
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Love's full of fears, bruises and tears, |
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That's the way that a true love grows. |
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It's a labor of love, labor of love. |
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It's a struggle, without a doubt, |
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But if they keep on trying, screaming and crying, |
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Somehow they're gonna work it all out. |
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It turned into a two-headed transplant, |
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But it started off with |
