Jizz In My Pants - Album Version (Explicit) 歌词
| 歌曲 | Jizz In My Pants - Album Version (Explicit) |
| 歌手 | The Lonely Island |
| 专辑 | Incredibad |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : Forno, Samberg, Schaffer ... |
| [00:02.87] | Lock eyes from across the room |
| [00:06.34] | down my drink while the rhythms boom |
| [00:08.06] | take your hand and skip the names |
| [00:09.86] | no need here for the silly games |
| [00:11.88] | make our way through the smoke and crowd |
| [00:13.86] | the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud |
| [00:15.76] | move in close as the lasers fly |
| [00:17.57] | our bodies touch and the angels cry |
| [00:19.61] | leave this place go back to yours |
| [00:21.58] | our lips first touch outside your doors |
| [00:23.56] | a whole night what we've got in store |
| [00:25.57] | whisper in my ear that you want some more and I |
| [00:27.97] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [00:29.46] | This really never happens you can take my word |
| [00:31.51] | I won't apoligise, that's just absurd |
| [00:33.42] | Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I |
| [00:35.41] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [00:37.52] | don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut |
| [00:39.38] | plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt |
| [00:41.24] | I'm very sensitive, some would say thats a plus |
| [00:43.14] | Now I'll go home and change |
| [00:45.37] | (JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery |
| [00:47.20] | do things alone now mostly |
| [00:49.08] | left me heart broken not lookin' for love |
| [00:51.06] | surprised in my eyes when I looked above |
| [00:52.99] | the check out counter and I saw a face |
| [00:55.01] | My heart stood still so did time and space |
| [00:56.89] | Never felt that I could feel real again |
| [00:58.92] | But the look in her eyes said I need a friend |
| [01:00.83] | She turned to me thats when she said it |
| [01:02.82] | Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?" and I |
| [01:05.00] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:06.78] | It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me |
| [01:08.66] | But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3 |
| [01:10.70] | And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I |
| [01:13.26] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:15.01] | To be fair you were flirting a lot |
| [01:16.61] | plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot |
| [01:18.52] | please stop acting like you're not impressed |
| [01:20.50] | One more thing, I'm gonna play by cheque |
| [01:22.84] | Last week - I saw a film |
| [01:24.60] | As I recall it was a horror film |
| [01:26.49] | Walked outside into the rain |
| [01:28.45] | Checked my phone and saw you rang and I |
| [01:30.89] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:32.55] | (JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash |
| [01:34.45] | need to get away need to make a dash |
| [01:36.39] | A song comes on that reminds me of you and I |
| [01:38.35] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [01:40.45] | (ANDY) The next day my alarm goes off and I |
| [01:43.07] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [01:44.39] | Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I |
| [01:46.26] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [01:48.30] | When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I |
| [01:50.24] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:52.26] | I just ate a grape and I |
| [01:53.69] | JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS |
| [01:55.26] | JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS |
| [01:57.13] | Ok seriously you guys can we...ok... |
| [01:59.04] | I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME |
| [02:04.02] | AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME |
| [02:08.01] | YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY |
| [02:11.98] | I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY Cuz I |
| [02:15.96] | JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS |
| [02:17.93] | (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants) |
| [02:21.53] | yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS |
| [02:23.84] | (I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants) |
| [02:29.70] |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : Forno, Samberg, Schaffer ... |
| [00:02.87] | Lock eyes from across the room |
| [00:06.34] | down my drink while the rhythms boom |
| [00:08.06] | take your hand and skip the names |
| [00:09.86] | no need here for the silly games |
| [00:11.88] | make our way through the smoke and crowd |
| [00:13.86] | the club is the sky and I' m on your cloud |
| [00:15.76] | move in close as the lasers fly |
| [00:17.57] | our bodies touch and the angels cry |
| [00:19.61] | leave this place go back to yours |
| [00:21.58] | our lips first touch outside your doors |
| [00:23.56] | a whole night what we' ve got in store |
| [00:25.57] | whisper in my ear that you want some more and I |
| [00:27.97] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [00:29.46] | This really never happens you can take my word |
| [00:31.51] | I won' t apoligise, that' s just absurd |
| [00:33.42] | Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I |
| [00:35.41] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [00:37.52] | don' t tell your friends or I' ll say your a slut |
| [00:39.38] | plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt |
| [00:41.24] | I' m very sensitive, some would say thats a plus |
| [00:43.14] | Now I' ll go home and change |
| [00:45.37] | JORMA I need a few things from the grocery |
| [00:47.20] | do things alone now mostly |
| [00:49.08] | left me heart broken not lookin' for love |
| [00:51.06] | surprised in my eyes when I looked above |
| [00:52.99] | the check out counter and I saw a face |
| [00:55.01] | My heart stood still so did time and space |
| [00:56.89] | Never felt that I could feel real again |
| [00:58.92] | But the look in her eyes said I need a friend |
| [01:00.83] | She turned to me thats when she said it |
| [01:02.82] | Looked me dead in the face, asked " Cash or Credit?" and I |
| [01:05.00] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:06.78] | It' s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me |
| [01:08.66] | But we' re going to need a clean up on aisle 3 |
| [01:10.70] | And now I' m posed in an awkward stance because I |
| [01:13.26] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:15.01] | To be fair you were flirting a lot |
| [01:16.61] | plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot |
| [01:18.52] | please stop acting like you' re not impressed |
| [01:20.50] | One more thing, I' m gonna play by cheque |
| [01:22.84] | Last week I saw a film |
| [01:24.60] | As I recall it was a horror film |
| [01:26.49] | Walked outside into the rain |
| [01:28.45] | Checked my phone and saw you rang and I |
| [01:30.89] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:32.55] | JORMA Speeding down the street when the red lights flash |
| [01:34.45] | need to get away need to make a dash |
| [01:36.39] | A song comes on that reminds me of you and I |
| [01:38.35] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [01:40.45] | ANDY The next day my alarm goes off and I |
| [01:43.07] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [01:44.39] | Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I |
| [01:46.26] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [01:48.30] | When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I |
| [01:50.24] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:52.26] | I just ate a grape and I |
| [01:53.69] | JIZZED... IN... MY PANTS |
| [01:55.26] | JIZZED... IN... MY PANTS |
| [01:57.13] | Ok seriously you guys can we... ok... |
| [01:59.04] | I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU' RE NEXT TO ME |
| [02:04.02] | AND WHEN WE' RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME |
| [02:08.01] | YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY |
| [02:11.98] | I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY Cuz I |
| [02:15.96] | JIZZ... IN... MY PANTS |
| [02:17.93] | I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants |
| [02:21.53] | yes I JIZZ... IN... MY PANTS |
| [02:23.84] | I jizz in my pants AKIVA!, I jizz in my pants |
| [02:29.70] |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Forno, Samberg, Schaffer ... |
| [00:02.87] | Lock eyes from across the room |
| [00:06.34] | down my drink while the rhythms boom |
| [00:08.06] | take your hand and skip the names |
| [00:09.86] | no need here for the silly games |
| [00:11.88] | make our way through the smoke and crowd |
| [00:13.86] | the club is the sky and I' m on your cloud |
| [00:15.76] | move in close as the lasers fly |
| [00:17.57] | our bodies touch and the angels cry |
| [00:19.61] | leave this place go back to yours |
| [00:21.58] | our lips first touch outside your doors |
| [00:23.56] | a whole night what we' ve got in store |
| [00:25.57] | whisper in my ear that you want some more and I |
| [00:27.97] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [00:29.46] | This really never happens you can take my word |
| [00:31.51] | I won' t apoligise, that' s just absurd |
| [00:33.42] | Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I |
| [00:35.41] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [00:37.52] | don' t tell your friends or I' ll say your a slut |
| [00:39.38] | plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt |
| [00:41.24] | I' m very sensitive, some would say thats a plus |
| [00:43.14] | Now I' ll go home and change |
| [00:45.37] | JORMA I need a few things from the grocery |
| [00:47.20] | do things alone now mostly |
| [00:49.08] | left me heart broken not lookin' for love |
| [00:51.06] | surprised in my eyes when I looked above |
| [00:52.99] | the check out counter and I saw a face |
| [00:55.01] | My heart stood still so did time and space |
| [00:56.89] | Never felt that I could feel real again |
| [00:58.92] | But the look in her eyes said I need a friend |
| [01:00.83] | She turned to me thats when she said it |
| [01:02.82] | Looked me dead in the face, asked " Cash or Credit?" and I |
| [01:05.00] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:06.78] | It' s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me |
| [01:08.66] | But we' re going to need a clean up on aisle 3 |
| [01:10.70] | And now I' m posed in an awkward stance because I |
| [01:13.26] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:15.01] | To be fair you were flirting a lot |
| [01:16.61] | plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot |
| [01:18.52] | please stop acting like you' re not impressed |
| [01:20.50] | One more thing, I' m gonna play by cheque |
| [01:22.84] | Last week I saw a film |
| [01:24.60] | As I recall it was a horror film |
| [01:26.49] | Walked outside into the rain |
| [01:28.45] | Checked my phone and saw you rang and I |
| [01:30.89] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:32.55] | JORMA Speeding down the street when the red lights flash |
| [01:34.45] | need to get away need to make a dash |
| [01:36.39] | A song comes on that reminds me of you and I |
| [01:38.35] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [01:40.45] | ANDY The next day my alarm goes off and I |
| [01:43.07] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [01:44.39] | Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I |
| [01:46.26] | JIZZ IN MY PANTS |
| [01:48.30] | When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I |
| [01:50.24] | JIZZED IN MY PANTS |
| [01:52.26] | I just ate a grape and I |
| [01:53.69] | JIZZED... IN... MY PANTS |
| [01:55.26] | JIZZED... IN... MY PANTS |
| [01:57.13] | Ok seriously you guys can we... ok... |
| [01:59.04] | I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU' RE NEXT TO ME |
| [02:04.02] | AND WHEN WE' RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME |
| [02:08.01] | YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY |
| [02:11.98] | I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY Cuz I |
| [02:15.96] | JIZZ... IN... MY PANTS |
| [02:17.93] | I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants |
| [02:21.53] | yes I JIZZ... IN... MY PANTS |
| [02:23.84] | I jizz in my pants AKIVA!, I jizz in my pants |
| [02:29.70] |
| [00:02.87] | （Andy）横跨房间，交错视线 |
| [00:06.34] | 我在节奏轰鸣中放下酒杯 |
| [00:08.06] | 拉起你的手，才不管你姓甚名谁 |
| [00:09.86] | 此刻无需愚蠢的逢场作戏 |
| [00:11.88] | 穿过灯红酒绿的喧嚣 |
| [00:13.86] | 狂欢已冲破天际，而你是那天边最美的云彩 |
| [00:15.76] | 亲密接触，电光火石 |
| [00:17.57] | 肢体交错，天使恸哭 |
| [00:19.61] | 离开这里，去你的小天地 |
| [00:21.58] | 在家门口彼此热吻 |
| [00:23.56] | 春宵一刻值千金 |
| [00:25.57] | 你耳语道“想要更多”，然后我—— |
| [00:27.97] | 射裤里了 |
| [00:29.46] | 这事之前没有过，你别一言概之 |
| [00:31.51] | 我才不道歉，那简直是愚蠢 |
| [00:33.42] | 都是你性感浪舞惹的祸，现在我—— |
| [00:35.41] | 射裤里了 |
| [00:37.52] | 别跟你朋友讲，不然我就宣扬你骚浪贱 |
| [00:39.38] | 都是你乱摸我翘臀惹的祸 |
| [00:41.24] | 我很敏感，有人说这是优点 |
| [00:43.14] | 现在我要回家换裤子了 |
| [00:45.37] | （Jorma）行走在琳琅满目商品中的我漫无目的 |
| [00:47.20] | 如今我只喜欢独来独往 |
| [00:49.08] | 我心已碎，对爱无泪 |
| [00:51.06] | 而当我抬头却心头一颤 |
| [00:52.99] | 在收银台那我看到了一张天使的面孔 |
| [00:55.01] | 此时我的心和时空一同凝固 |
| [00:56.89] | 从来不相信天使在人间 |
| [00:58.92] | 而她的眼神像是在祈求我的靠近 |
| [01:00.83] | 然后她向我，看着我死灰一般的脸庞 |
| [01:02.82] | 说“是现金还是刷卡？”，然后我—— |
| [01:05.00] | 射裤里了 |
| [01:06.78] | 这很正常，我才没病 |
| [01:08.66] | 但我要去第三排的架子后面清理一下 |
| [01:10.70] | 现在我的处境很尴尬，只因我—— |
| [01:13.26] | 射裤里了 |
| [01:15.01] | 坦白讲你一直在挑逗我 |
| [01:16.61] | 而且你打包的动作太撩人了 |
| [01:18.52] | 别再装疯卖傻来掩盖你的迷人 |
| [01:20.50] | 还有一点，我要用支票谢谢 |
| [01:22.84] | 上个礼拜我去看电影 |
| [01:24.60] | 记忆中应该是个恐怖片 |
| [01:26.49] | 细雨中我思绪万千 |
| [01:28.45] | 拿起手机看到了你的来电，然后我—— |
| [01:30.89] | 射裤里了 |
| [01:32.55] | （Jorma）红灯闪过，我在路上风驰电掣 |
| [01:34.45] | 用速度让我远离凡尘 |
| [01:36.39] | 刚好有那么一首歌让我突然想起你，然后我—— |
| [01:38.35] | 射裤里了 |
| [01:40.45] | （Andy）第二天我闹钟响了，然后我—— |
| [01:43.07] | 射裤里了 |
| [01:44.39] | 打开窗户，微风拂过，然后我—— |
| [01:46.26] | 射裤里了 |
| [01:48.30] | 当布鲁斯·威利斯在《灵异第六感》的最后死去时，我就—— |
| [01:50.24] | 射裤里了 |
| [01:52.26] | 我吃了颗葡萄，然后我—— |
| [01:53.69] | 射~裤~里~了~ |
| [01:55.26] | 射~裤~里~了~ |
| [01:57.13] | 好了，都给我严肃点行不 |
| [01:59.04] | 每当你在我身边我都忍不住射一裤子 |
| [02:04.02] | 每当我们拉个小手，对我来说那简直是OOXX |
| [02:08.01] | 你说我泄的太早我说这叫入戏太好 |
| [02:11.98] | 我时刻都带着套以防万一，只因我—— |
| [02:15.96] | 射~裤~里~了~ |
| [02:17.93] | 我射裤里了，我射裤里了，是的，我射裤里了，没错，我射裤里了 |
| [02:21.53] | 我就是射裤里了 |
| [02:23.84] | 我射裤里了（Akiva）我~射~裤~里~了~ |
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