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Sometimes (ohhh), something beautiful happens in this world (Akon) |
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You don't know how to express yourself so (and Lonely Island) |
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You just gotta sing... |
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I just had sex, and it felt so good! |
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A woman let me put my penis inside of her! |
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I just had sex, and I'll never go back |
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to the not-havin'-sex ways of the past |
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Have you ever had sex? I have - it feel great! |
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It felt so good when I did it with my penis |
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A girl let me do it - it literally just happened |
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Havin' sex can make a nice man out the meanest! |
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Never guess where I just came from - I had sex! |
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If I had to describe the feeling - it was the best! |
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When I had the sex, man my penis felt great! |
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And I called my parents right after I was done |
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Oh hey, didn't see you there - guess what I just did! |
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Had sex, undressed - saw her boobies and the rest |
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Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing |
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Nice of any girl ever - now sing! |
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I just had sex, and it felt so good! |
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A woman let me put my penis inside of her! |
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I wanna tell the world! |
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To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it |
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Doesn't really make sense - but man, screw it! |
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I ain't one to argue with a good thing |
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She could be my wife - that good? The best 30 seconds of my life! |
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I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her |
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'Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure |
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With that in mind, the soft, nice smellin' girl's better |
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'Cuz she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater |
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So this one's dedicated to them girls |
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that let us flop around on top of them! |
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If you're near or far, whether short or tall |
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We wanna thank you all for lettin' us **** you! |
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She kept lookin' at her watch - doesn't matter have sex! |
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But I cried the whole time - doesn't matter have sex! |
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I think she might've been a racist - doesn't matter have sex! |
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She put a bag one my head - still counts! |
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I just had sex, and my dreams came true! |
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So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes |
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Then you're qualified to sing with me! |
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I just had sex (everybody sing!), and it felt so good! (we all had sex!) |
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A woman let me put my penis inside of her! (I wanna tell the whole world!) |
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I just had sex, and I'll never go back (never go back!) |
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to the not-havin'-sex ways of the past (it felt so great...) |
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