Like A Boss 歌词
| 歌曲 | Like A Boss |
| 歌手 | The Lonely Island |
| 专辑 | Incredibad |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : Banks, Samberg, Schaffer ... |
| [00:00.51] | Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review. |
| [00:03.08] | No problem. |
| [00:04.01] | So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say? |
| [00:06.20] | Absolutely, I'm the boss. |
| [00:07.99] | Ok, so take us through the day in the life of a boss. |
| [00:10.98] | Well the first thing I do is... |
| [00:12.93] | Talk to Corporate (Like a boss) |
| [00:14.26] | Approve memos (Like a boss) |
| [00:15.71] | Lead a workshop (Like a boss) |
| [00:17.27] | Remember birthdays (Like a boss) |
| [00:18.87] | Direct work flow (Like a boss) |
| [00:20.50] | My own bathroom (Like a boss) |
| [00:22.00] | Micromanage (Like a boss) |
| [00:23.60] | Promote synergy (Like a boss) |
| [00:25.19] | Hit on Deborah (Like a boss) |
| [00:26.86] | Get rejected (Like a boss) |
| [00:28.47] | Swallow sadness (Like a boss) |
| [00:30.05] | Send some faxes (Like a boss) |
| [00:31.66] | Call a sex line (Like a boss) |
| [00:33.18] | Cry deeply (Like a boss) |
| [00:34.69] | Demand a refund (Like a boss) |
| [00:36.59] | Eat a bagel (Like a boss) |
| [00:38.25] | Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss) |
| [00:39.69] | No promotion (Like a boss) |
| [00:41.42] | Fifth of vodka (Like a boss) |
| [00:43.06] | Shit on Deborah's desk (Like a boss) |
| [00:44.63] | Buy a gun (Like a boss) |
| [00:46.04] | In my mouth (Like a boss) |
| [00:47.70] | Oh, fuck me, I can't fucking do it, shit! |
| [00:50.78] | Pussy out (Like a boss) |
| [00:52.61] | Puke on Deborah's desk (Like a boss) |
| [00:54.22] | Jump out the window (Like a boss) |
| [00:55.60] | Suck a dude's dick (Like a boss) |
| [00:57.27] | Score some coke (Like a boss) |
| [00:58.86] | Crash my car (Like a boss) |
| [01:00.37] | Suck my own dick (Like a boss) |
| [01:02.16] | Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss) |
| [01:03.65] | Chop my balls off (Like a boss) |
| [01:05.16] | Black out in the sewer (Like a boss) |
| [01:06.90] | Meet a giant fish (Like a boss) |
| [01:08.40] | Fuck his brains out (Like a boss) |
| [01:09.99] | Turn into a jet (Like a boss) |
| [01:11.44] | Bomb the Russians (Like a boss) |
| [01:13.23] | Crash into the sun (Like a boss) |
| [01:14.80] | Now I'm dead (Like a boss) |
| [01:16.45] | ...Uh-huh, so that's an average day for you then? |
| [01:20.52] | No doubt. |
| [01:21.81] | You chop your balls off and die? |
| [01:23.63] | Hell yeah! |
| [01:24.74] | And I think you said at one point there you suck your own dick? |
| [01:27.53] | Nope. |
| [01:29.59] | I'm pretty sure you did. |
| [01:31.09] | Nah, that ain't me. |
| [01:32.67] | Ok, well then this has been eye opening for me. |
| [01:35.50] | I'm the boss. |
| [01:36.76] | Yeah, no, I got that, you said it about 400 times. |
| [01:38.91] | I'm the boss. |
| [01:40.43] | Yeah, yeah, I got it. |
| [01:41.16] | I'm the boss. |
| [01:42.08] | No, I heard you, see you later! |
| [01:44.51] | Like a boss! |
| [01:46.43] |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : Banks, Samberg, Schaffer ... |
| [00:00.51] | Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review. |
| [00:03.08] | No problem. |
| [00:04.01] | So you' re in charge around here, is that fair to say? |
| [00:06.20] | Absolutely, I' m the boss. |
| [00:07.99] | Ok, so take us through the day in the life of a boss. |
| [00:10.98] | Well the first thing I do is... |
| [00:12.93] | Talk to Corporate Like a boss |
| [00:14.26] | Approve memos Like a boss |
| [00:15.71] | Lead a workshop Like a boss |
| [00:17.27] | Remember birthdays Like a boss |
| [00:18.87] | Direct work flow Like a boss |
| [00:20.50] | My own bathroom Like a boss |
| [00:22.00] | Micromanage Like a boss |
| [00:23.60] | Promote synergy Like a boss |
| [00:25.19] | Hit on Deborah Like a boss |
| [00:26.86] | Get rejected Like a boss |
| [00:28.47] | Swallow sadness Like a boss |
| [00:30.05] | Send some faxes Like a boss |
| [00:31.66] | Call a sex line Like a boss |
| [00:33.18] | Cry deeply Like a boss |
| [00:34.69] | Demand a refund Like a boss |
| [00:36.59] | Eat a bagel Like a boss |
| [00:38.25] | Harassment lawsuit Like a boss |
| [00:39.69] | No promotion Like a boss |
| [00:41.42] | Fifth of vodka Like a boss |
| [00:43.06] | Shit on Deborah' s desk Like a boss |
| [00:44.63] | Buy a gun Like a boss |
| [00:46.04] | In my mouth Like a boss |
| [00:47.70] | Oh, fuck me, I can' t fucking do it, shit! |
| [00:50.78] | Pussy out Like a boss |
| [00:52.61] | Puke on Deborah' s desk Like a boss |
| [00:54.22] | Jump out the window Like a boss |
| [00:55.60] | Suck a dude' s dick Like a boss |
| [00:57.27] | Score some coke Like a boss |
| [00:58.86] | Crash my car Like a boss |
| [01:00.37] | Suck my own dick Like a boss |
| [01:02.16] | Eat some chicken strips Like a boss |
| [01:03.65] | Chop my balls off Like a boss |
| [01:05.16] | Black out in the sewer Like a boss |
| [01:06.90] | Meet a giant fish Like a boss |
| [01:08.40] | Fuck his brains out Like a boss |
| [01:09.99] | Turn into a jet Like a boss |
| [01:11.44] | Bomb the Russians Like a boss |
| [01:13.23] | Crash into the sun Like a boss |
| [01:14.80] | Now I' m dead Like a boss |
| [01:16.45] | ... Uhhuh, so that' s an average day for you then? |
| [01:20.52] | No doubt. |
| [01:21.81] | You chop your balls off and die? |
| [01:23.63] | Hell yeah! |
| [01:24.74] | And I think you said at one point there you suck your own dick? |
| [01:27.53] | Nope. |
| [01:29.59] | I' m pretty sure you did. |
| [01:31.09] | Nah, that ain' t me. |
| [01:32.67] | Ok, well then this has been eye opening for me. |
| [01:35.50] | I' m the boss. |
| [01:36.76] | Yeah, no, I got that, you said it about 400 times. |
| [01:38.91] | I' m the boss. |
| [01:40.43] | Yeah, yeah, I got it. |
| [01:41.16] | I' m the boss. |
| [01:42.08] | No, I heard you, see you later! |
| [01:44.51] | Like a boss! |
| [01:46.43] |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Banks, Samberg, Schaffer ... |
| [00:00.51] | Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review. |
| [00:03.08] | No problem. |
| [00:04.01] | So you' re in charge around here, is that fair to say? |
| [00:06.20] | Absolutely, I' m the boss. |
| [00:07.99] | Ok, so take us through the day in the life of a boss. |
| [00:10.98] | Well the first thing I do is... |
| [00:12.93] | Talk to Corporate Like a boss |
| [00:14.26] | Approve memos Like a boss |
| [00:15.71] | Lead a workshop Like a boss |
| [00:17.27] | Remember birthdays Like a boss |
| [00:18.87] | Direct work flow Like a boss |
| [00:20.50] | My own bathroom Like a boss |
| [00:22.00] | Micromanage Like a boss |
| [00:23.60] | Promote synergy Like a boss |
| [00:25.19] | Hit on Deborah Like a boss |
| [00:26.86] | Get rejected Like a boss |
| [00:28.47] | Swallow sadness Like a boss |
| [00:30.05] | Send some faxes Like a boss |
| [00:31.66] | Call a sex line Like a boss |
| [00:33.18] | Cry deeply Like a boss |
| [00:34.69] | Demand a refund Like a boss |
| [00:36.59] | Eat a bagel Like a boss |
| [00:38.25] | Harassment lawsuit Like a boss |
| [00:39.69] | No promotion Like a boss |
| [00:41.42] | Fifth of vodka Like a boss |
| [00:43.06] | Shit on Deborah' s desk Like a boss |
| [00:44.63] | Buy a gun Like a boss |
| [00:46.04] | In my mouth Like a boss |
| [00:47.70] | Oh, fuck me, I can' t fucking do it, shit! |
| [00:50.78] | Pussy out Like a boss |
| [00:52.61] | Puke on Deborah' s desk Like a boss |
| [00:54.22] | Jump out the window Like a boss |
| [00:55.60] | Suck a dude' s dick Like a boss |
| [00:57.27] | Score some coke Like a boss |
| [00:58.86] | Crash my car Like a boss |
| [01:00.37] | Suck my own dick Like a boss |
| [01:02.16] | Eat some chicken strips Like a boss |
| [01:03.65] | Chop my balls off Like a boss |
| [01:05.16] | Black out in the sewer Like a boss |
| [01:06.90] | Meet a giant fish Like a boss |
| [01:08.40] | Fuck his brains out Like a boss |
| [01:09.99] | Turn into a jet Like a boss |
| [01:11.44] | Bomb the Russians Like a boss |
| [01:13.23] | Crash into the sun Like a boss |
| [01:14.80] | Now I' m dead Like a boss |
| [01:16.45] | ... Uhhuh, so that' s an average day for you then? |
| [01:20.52] | No doubt. |
| [01:21.81] | You chop your balls off and die? |
| [01:23.63] | Hell yeah! |
| [01:24.74] | And I think you said at one point there you suck your own dick? |
| [01:27.53] | Nope. |
| [01:29.59] | I' m pretty sure you did. |
| [01:31.09] | Nah, that ain' t me. |
| [01:32.67] | Ok, well then this has been eye opening for me. |
| [01:35.50] | I' m the boss. |
| [01:36.76] | Yeah, no, I got that, you said it about 400 times. |
| [01:38.91] | I' m the boss. |
| [01:40.43] | Yeah, yeah, I got it. |
| [01:41.16] | I' m the boss. |
| [01:42.08] | No, I heard you, see you later! |
| [01:44.51] | Like a boss! |
| [01:46.43] |
| [00:00.51] | 三表哥先生，感谢你来参加效绩评估 |
| [00:03.08] | 别客气 |
| [00:04.01] | 所以你是这里的头儿，这公平吗？ |
| [00:06.20] | 当然咯，我就是头儿 |
| [00:07.99] | 好的，你麻烦你告诉我你是怎么度过你头儿的一天的 |
| [00:10.98] | 那么首先要做的是—— |
| [00:12.93] | 增进同事关系（像个头儿） |
| [00:14.26] | 签文件（像个头儿） |
| [00:15.71] | 指导工厂工作（像个头儿） |
| [00:17.27] | 庆祝员工生日（像个头儿） |
| [00:18.87] | 指导工作流程（像个头儿） |
| [00:20.50] | 私人厕所（像个头儿） |
| [00:22.00] | 微观管理工作（像个头儿） |
| [00:23.60] | 推进配合（像个头儿） |
| [00:25.19] | 把个漂亮妞（像个头儿） |
| [00:26.86] | 被拒绝（像个头儿） |
| [00:28.47] | 忍受悲伤（像个头儿） |
| [00:30.05] | 发送传真（像个头儿） |
| [00:31.66] | 打个色情热线（像个头儿） |
| [00:33.18] | 尽情哭泣（像个头儿） |
| [00:34.69] | 要求退款（像个头儿） |
| [00:36.59] | 吃百奇饼（像个头儿） |
| [00:38.25] | 被诉讼骚扰（像个头儿） |
| [00:39.69] | 没有升职（像个头儿） |
| [00:41.42] | 第五瓶伏特加下肚（像个头儿） |
| [00:43.06] | 大号在漂亮妞桌上（像个头儿） |
| [00:44.63] | 买把枪（像个头儿） |
| [00:46.04] | 吞枪自杀（像个头儿） |
| [00:47.70] | 哦，玛德，我下不去手！ |
| [00:50.78] | 废话连篇（像个头儿） |
| [00:52.61] | 吐在漂亮妞桌上（像个头儿） |
| [00:54.22] | 跳下窗户（像个头儿） |
| [00:55.60] | 拉了个帅哥就吹（像个头儿） |
| [00:57.27] | 搞来点嗨药（像个头儿） |
| [00:58.86] | 撞个车（像个头儿） |
| [01:00.37] | 给自己吹一发（像个头儿） |
| [01:02.16] | 吃点鸡丝（像个头儿） |
| [01:03.65] | 砍掉蛋蛋（像个头儿） |
| [01:05.16] | 下水道里眼前发黑（像个头儿） |
| [01:06.90] | 遇见巨型鱼（像个头儿） |
| [01:08.40] | 跟鱼来一发（像个头儿） |
| [01:09.99] | 变成喷射机（像个头儿） |
| [01:11.44] | 炸了俄罗斯（像个头儿） |
| [01:13.23] | 撞上太阳（像个头儿） |
| [01:14.80] | 终于挂了（像个头儿） |
| [01:16.45] | 啊哈，那么这些就是你的日常？ |
| [01:20.52] | 没错 |
| [01:21.81] | 你砍了自己的蛋蛋然后挂了？ |
| [01:23.63] | 就是酱！ |
| [01:24.74] | 还有我记得你刚才说你给自己吹了一发 |
| [01:27.53] | 没有 |
| [01:29.59] | 我确定你说了 |
| [01:31.09] | 不，我没说 |
| [01:32.67] | 好吧，我已经大开眼界了 |
| [01:35.50] | 我是头儿 |
| [01:36.76] | 好的，我知道了，你说400遍了 |
| [01:38.91] | 我是头儿 |
| [01:40.43] | 知道了，知道了 |
| [01:41.16] | 我是头儿 |
| [01:42.08] | 好的，知道了，再见 |
| [01:44.51] | 像个头儿！ |
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