[00:00.00] | 作曲 : Carlisle, Holton, Johnson ... |
[00:04.530] | i don't know dude... |
[00:04.950] | i think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz i'm like the lead singer of a band dude... |
[00:08.440] | and i think everyone's got a ****in problem with me dude... |
[00:11.830] | and they need to take it up with me after the show... |
[00:15.790] | because... |
[00:16.070] | |
[00:16.320][chorus] | |
[00:16.630] | these chicks don't even know the name of my band... |
[00:20.180] | but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... |
[00:24.200] | cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man... |
[00:28.290] | all because i'm the lead singer of my band... |
[00:31.350] | |
[00:31.640][verse 1 - eminem] | |
[00:32.000] | so i get off stage right and drop the mic |
[00:33.760] | walk up to the hot chicks and i'm all like |
[00:35.860] | "what's up ladies, my name's slim shady" |
[00:37.870] | i'm the lead singer in d12 baby |
[00:39.960] | they're all like "oh my god it's him" |
[00:41.980] | "becky oh my ****in' god it's eminem" |
[00:43.820] | "i swear to ****in god dude you ****in rock" |
[00:45.770] | "please won't you please let me suck your cock" |
[00:47.600] | and by now the rest of the fellas get jealous |
[00:49.600] | especially when i drop the beat and do my acapellas |
[00:51.800] | all the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes |
[00:53.660] | throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage |
[00:55.550] | so like every single night they pick a fight with me |
[00:57.560] | but when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry |
[00:59.410] | cuz they're back on stage the next night with me |
[01:01.400] | dude i just think you're tryna steal the light from me |
[01:03.400] | yesterday kuniva tried to pull a knife on me |
[01:05.420] | cause i told him jessica alba's my wife to be |
[01:07.410] | this rock star shit, it's the life for me |
[01:09.420] | and all the other guys just despise me be |
[01:11.580] | |
[01:11.830][chorus] | |
[01:12.150] | these chicks don't even know the name of my band... |
[01:15.530] | but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... |
[01:19.830] | cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man... |
[01:23.720] | all because i'm the lead singer of my band... |
[01:27.650] | my band |
[01:28.960] | my band |
[01:29.670] | my band |
[01:30.380] | my band |
[01:31.120] | my band |
[01:32.010] | my band |
[01:32.980] | my band |
[01:33.680] | my band |
[01:34.310] | my band |
[01:35.360] | |
[01:38.860][verse 2 - swifty] | |
[01:43.950] | you just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you |
[01:45.710] | hey dad how come we don't rap on proto |
[01:47.590] | smash these vocals and do a performance |
[01:49.420] | but we in the van and he in a tour bus |
[01:51.420] | you don't want my autograph, yous a liar |
[01:53.360] | and no i'm swift (oh i thought you was kuniva) |
[01:55.500] | what the hell is wrong with that dressing room |
[01:57.420] | cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal |
[01:59.130] | see i know how to rap, see it's simple but |
[02:01.190] | all i did was read a russell simmons book |
[02:03.250] | so i'm more intect, tryna get on the map |
[02:05.250] | doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back |
[02:07.420] | |
[02:07.740][verse 3 - kuniva and konartis] | |
[02:08.140] | look at em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit |
[02:09.320] | yeah i know man find himself takin on a flick |
[02:11.390] | hey i thought we had an interview with dj clue |
[02:13.190] | ( |
[02:15.360] | you gonna be late for soundcheck |
[02:16.560] | man i ain't goin' to soundcheck |
[02:17.470] | but our mics are screwed up and his always sound best |
[02:19.310] | you know what man i'ma say somethin |
[02:21.490] | hey yo em |
[02:22.260] | ( |
[02:23.260] | man no |
[02:23.710] | i thought you bout to tell him off, what's up |
[02:25.240] | man i'ma tell him when i feel like it, man shut up |
[02:27.200] | and you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew |
[02:29.120] | when i was bout to talk right after you |
[02:31.050] | i swear, i swear man |
[02:31.880] | |
[02:32.130][chorus] | |
[02:32.420] | these chicks don't even know the name of my band... |
[02:35.410] | but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... |
[02:39.390] | cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man... |
[02:43.520] | all because i'm the lead singer of my band... |
[02:46.520] | |
[02:47.030][verse 4 - proof] | |
[02:47.350] | they say the lead singers rock, but the group does not |
[02:48.970] | once we sold out arenas to the amusement park |
[02:50.880] | i'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot |
[02:52.910] | i should cut his mic off when the musics starts |
[02:54.980] | ready to snap on a dumbass fan |
[02:56.920] | every time i hear (hey dude i love your band) |
[02:58.980] | we ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments |
[03:01.210] | so why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent |
[03:03.160] | and these guys they can find every area code |
[03:04.950] | ( |
[03:06.240] | bitch carry your own |
[03:07.140] | can't make it to the stage, security in my way |
[03:08.940] | (who the **** are you? where's obie and dre?!) |
[03:11.120] | |
[03:11.600][verse 5 - bizarre] | |
[03:11.870] | ***dammit i'm sick of this group |
[03:13.100] | time for me to go solo and make some loop |
[03:15.150] | i told you i made the beats and wrote all the raps |
[03:17.010] | till kon artis slipped me some crack |
[03:18.870] | lose yourself video i was in the back |
[03:21.080] | superman video i was in the back |
[03:22.950] | **** the media, i got some suggestions |
[03:25.010] | **** marshall, ask us the questions |
[03:27.150] | like who's d12, how we get started |
[03:29.100] | (what about eminem?) |
[03:30.030] | bitch are you retarded? |
[03:31.110] | anyway i'm the popularest guy in the group |
[03:33.380] | big ass stomache, bitches think i'm cute |
[03:34.930] | 50 told me to do situps to get buff |
[03:36.940] | i did two and a half and then i couldn't get up |
[03:39.010] | **** d12, i'm outta this band |
[03:40.870] | i'm gonna start a group with the real roxanne |
[03:42.880] | |
[03:43.180][eminem] | |
[03:43.490] | girl why cant you see your the only one for me |
[03:49.440] | and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band... |
[03:59.280][chorus - bizarre] | |
[03:59.600] | these chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha) |
[04:02.920] | but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(**** marshall) |
[04:06.860] | cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man... |
[04:10.620] | all because i'm the lead singer of my band... |
[04:15.080] | my band |
[04:16.210] | my band |
[04:16.970] | my band |
[04:17.510] | my band |
[04:18.270] | my band |
[04:19.280] | my band |
[04:19.930] | my band |
[04:20.910] | my band |
[04:21.540] | my band |
[04:22.550] | my band |
[04:23.350] | |
[04:24.050][outro] | |
[04:25.880] | the hottest boy band in the world... |
[04:28.900] | d12! |
[04:31.550][eminem as a salsa singer] | |
[04:31.880] | i'm the lead singer of my band, i get all the girl's to take off their underpants |
[04:34.680] | and the lead singer of my band, my salsa |
[04:36.690] | makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance |
[04:38.670] | my salsa, look out for my next single, it's called my salsa... |
[04:43.400] | my salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa |
[04:48.390] | makes all the pretty girls wanna dance |
[04:49.190] | and take off their underpants |
[04:50.520] | my salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance |
[04:53.120] | and take off their underpants, my salsa |
[04:56.280] | (where'd everybody go?) |
[04:57.020] | |
[04:57.400] |
[00:00.00] | zuo qu : Carlisle, Holton, Johnson ... |
[00:04.530] | i don' t know dude... |
[00:04.950] | i think everyone' s all jealous and shit cuz i' m like the lead singer of a band dude... |
[00:08.440] | and i think everyone' s got a in problem with me dude... |
[00:11.830] | and they need to take it up with me after the show... |
[00:15.790] | because... |
[00:16.070] | |
[00:16.320][chorus] | |
[00:16.630] | these chicks don' t even know the name of my band... |
[00:20.180] | but they' re all on me like they wanna hold hands... |
[00:24.200] | cuz once i blow they know that i' ll be the man... |
[00:28.290] | all because i' m the lead singer of my band... |
[00:31.350] | |
[00:31.640][verse 1 - eminem] | |
[00:32.000] | so i get off stage right and drop the mic |
[00:33.760] | walk up to the hot chicks and i' m all like |
[00:35.860] | " what' s up ladies, my name' s slim shady" |
[00:37.870] | i' m the lead singer in d12 baby |
[00:39.960] | they' re all like " oh my god it' s him" |
[00:41.980] | " becky oh my in' god it' s eminem" |
[00:43.820] | " i swear to in god dude you in rock" |
[00:45.770] | " please won' t you please let me suck your cock" |
[00:47.600] | and by now the rest of the fellas get jealous |
[00:49.600] | especially when i drop the beat and do my acapellas |
[00:51.800] | all the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes |
[00:53.660] | throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage |
[00:55.550] | so like every single night they pick a fight with me |
[00:57.560] | but when we fight it' s kinda like sealin rivalry |
[00:59.410] | cuz they' re back on stage the next night with me |
[01:01.400] | dude i just think you' re tryna steal the light from me |
[01:03.400] | yesterday kuniva tried to pull a knife on me |
[01:05.420] | cause i told him jessica alba' s my wife to be |
[01:07.410] | this rock star shit, it' s the life for me |
[01:09.420] | and all the other guys just despise me be |
[01:11.580] | |
[01:11.830][chorus] | |
[01:12.150] | these chicks don' t even know the name of my band... |
[01:15.530] | but they' re all on me like they wanna hold hands... |
[01:19.830] | cuz once i blow they know that i' ll be the man... |
[01:23.720] | all because i' m the lead singer of my band... |
[01:27.650] | my band |
[01:28.960] | my band |
[01:29.670] | my band |
[01:30.380] | my band |
[01:31.120] | my band |
[01:32.010] | my band |
[01:32.980] | my band |
[01:33.680] | my band |
[01:34.310] | my band |
[01:35.360] | |
[01:38.860][verse 2 - swifty] | |
[01:43.950] | you just wanna see a nigga backwards don' t you |
[01:45.710] | hey dad how come we don' t rap on proto |
[01:47.590] | smash these vocals and do a performance |
[01:49.420] | but we in the van and he in a tour bus |
[01:51.420] | you don' t want my autograph, yous a liar |
[01:53.360] | and no i' m swift oh i thought you was kuniva |
[01:55.500] | what the hell is wrong with that dressing room |
[01:57.420] | cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal |
[01:59.130] | see i know how to rap, see it' s simple but |
[02:01.190] | all i did was read a russell simmons book |
[02:03.250] | so i' m more intect, tryna get on the map |
[02:05.250] | doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back |
[02:07.420] | |
[02:07.740][verse 3 - kuniva and konartis] | |
[02:08.140] | look at em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit |
[02:09.320] | yeah i know man find himself takin on a flick |
[02:11.390] | hey i thought we had an interview with dj clue |
[02:13.190] | |
[02:15.360] | you gonna be late for soundcheck |
[02:16.560] | man i ain' t goin' to soundcheck |
[02:17.470] | but our mics are screwed up and his always sound best |
[02:19.310] | you know what man i' ma say somethin |
[02:21.490] | hey yo em |
[02:22.260] | |
[02:23.260] | man no |
[02:23.710] | i thought you bout to tell him off, what' s up |
[02:25.240] | man i' ma tell him when i feel like it, man shut up |
[02:27.200] | and you ain' t even back me up when we s' posed to be crew |
[02:29.120] | when i was bout to talk right after you |
[02:31.050] | i swear, i swear man |
[02:31.880] | |
[02:32.130][chorus] | |
[02:32.420] | these chicks don' t even know the name of my band... |
[02:35.410] | but they' re all on me like they wanna hold hands... |
[02:39.390] | cuz once i blow they know that i' ll be the man... |
[02:43.520] | all because i' m the lead singer of my band... |
[02:46.520] | |
[02:47.030][verse 4 - proof] | |
[02:47.350] | they say the lead singers rock, but the group does not |
[02:48.970] | once we sold out arenas to the amusement park |
[02:50.880] | i' m gonna let the world know that proof is hot |
[02:52.910] | i should cut his mic off when the musics starts |
[02:54.980] | ready to snap on a dumbass fan |
[02:56.920] | every time i hear hey dude i love your band |
[02:58.980] | we ain' t a band bitch we don' t play instruments |
[03:01.210] | so why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent |
[03:03.160] | and these guys they can find every area code |
[03:04.950] | |
[03:06.240] | bitch carry your own |
[03:07.140] | can' t make it to the stage, security in my way |
[03:08.940] | who the are you? where' s obie and dre?! |
[03:11.120] | |
[03:11.600][verse 5 - bizarre] | |
[03:11.870] | dammit i' m sick of this group |
[03:13.100] | time for me to go solo and make some loop |
[03:15.150] | i told you i made the beats and wrote all the raps |
[03:17.010] | till kon artis slipped me some crack |
[03:18.870] | lose yourself video i was in the back |
[03:21.080] | superman video i was in the back |
[03:22.950] | the media, i got some suggestions |
[03:25.010] | marshall, ask us the questions |
[03:27.150] | like who' s d12, how we get started |
[03:29.100] | what about eminem? |
[03:30.030] | bitch are you retarded? |
[03:31.110] | anyway i' m the popularest guy in the group |
[03:33.380] | big ass stomache, bitches think i' m cute |
[03:34.930] | 50 told me to do situps to get buff |
[03:36.940] | i did two and a half and then i couldn' t get up |
[03:39.010] | d12, i' m outta this band |
[03:40.870] | i' m gonna start a group with the real roxanne |
[03:42.880] | |
[03:43.180][eminem] | |
[03:43.490] | girl why cant you see your the only one for me |
[03:49.440] | and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band... |
[03:59.280][chorus - bizarre] | |
[03:59.600] | these chicks don' t even know the name of my band... ha ha |
[04:02.920] | but they' re all on me like they wanna hold hands... marshall |
[04:06.860] | cuz once i blow they know that i' ll be the man... |
[04:10.620] | all because i' m the lead singer of my band... |
[04:15.080] | my band |
[04:16.210] | my band |
[04:16.970] | my band |
[04:17.510] | my band |
[04:18.270] | my band |
[04:19.280] | my band |
[04:19.930] | my band |
[04:20.910] | my band |
[04:21.540] | my band |
[04:22.550] | my band |
[04:23.350] | |
[04:24.050][outro] | |
[04:25.880] | the hottest boy band in the world... |
[04:28.900] | d12! |
[04:31.550][eminem as a salsa singer] | |
[04:31.880] | i' m the lead singer of my band, i get all the girl' s to take off their underpants |
[04:34.680] | and the lead singer of my band, my salsa |
[04:36.690] | makes all the pretty girl' s wanna dance |
[04:38.670] | my salsa, look out for my next single, it' s called my salsa... |
[04:43.400] | my salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa |
[04:48.390] | makes all the pretty girls wanna dance |
[04:49.190] | and take off their underpants |
[04:50.520] | my salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance |
[04:53.120] | and take off their underpants, my salsa |
[04:56.280] | where' d everybody go? |
[04:57.020] | |
[04:57.400] |
[00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Carlisle, Holton, Johnson ... |
[00:04.530] | i don' t know dude... |
[00:04.950] | i think everyone' s all jealous and shit cuz i' m like the lead singer of a band dude... |
[00:08.440] | and i think everyone' s got a in problem with me dude... |
[00:11.830] | and they need to take it up with me after the show... |
[00:15.790] | because... |
[00:16.070] | |
[00:16.320][chorus] | |
[00:16.630] | these chicks don' t even know the name of my band... |
[00:20.180] | but they' re all on me like they wanna hold hands... |
[00:24.200] | cuz once i blow they know that i' ll be the man... |
[00:28.290] | all because i' m the lead singer of my band... |
[00:31.350] | |
[00:31.640][verse 1 - eminem] | |
[00:32.000] | so i get off stage right and drop the mic |
[00:33.760] | walk up to the hot chicks and i' m all like |
[00:35.860] | " what' s up ladies, my name' s slim shady" |
[00:37.870] | i' m the lead singer in d12 baby |
[00:39.960] | they' re all like " oh my god it' s him" |
[00:41.980] | " becky oh my in' god it' s eminem" |
[00:43.820] | " i swear to in god dude you in rock" |
[00:45.770] | " please won' t you please let me suck your cock" |
[00:47.600] | and by now the rest of the fellas get jealous |
[00:49.600] | especially when i drop the beat and do my acapellas |
[00:51.800] | all the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes |
[00:53.660] | throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage |
[00:55.550] | so like every single night they pick a fight with me |
[00:57.560] | but when we fight it' s kinda like sealin rivalry |
[00:59.410] | cuz they' re back on stage the next night with me |
[01:01.400] | dude i just think you' re tryna steal the light from me |
[01:03.400] | yesterday kuniva tried to pull a knife on me |
[01:05.420] | cause i told him jessica alba' s my wife to be |
[01:07.410] | this rock star shit, it' s the life for me |
[01:09.420] | and all the other guys just despise me be |
[01:11.580] | |
[01:11.830][chorus] | |
[01:12.150] | these chicks don' t even know the name of my band... |
[01:15.530] | but they' re all on me like they wanna hold hands... |
[01:19.830] | cuz once i blow they know that i' ll be the man... |
[01:23.720] | all because i' m the lead singer of my band... |
[01:27.650] | my band |
[01:28.960] | my band |
[01:29.670] | my band |
[01:30.380] | my band |
[01:31.120] | my band |
[01:32.010] | my band |
[01:32.980] | my band |
[01:33.680] | my band |
[01:34.310] | my band |
[01:35.360] | |
[01:38.860][verse 2 - swifty] | |
[01:43.950] | you just wanna see a nigga backwards don' t you |
[01:45.710] | hey dad how come we don' t rap on proto |
[01:47.590] | smash these vocals and do a performance |
[01:49.420] | but we in the van and he in a tour bus |
[01:51.420] | you don' t want my autograph, yous a liar |
[01:53.360] | and no i' m swift oh i thought you was kuniva |
[01:55.500] | what the hell is wrong with that dressing room |
[01:57.420] | cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal |
[01:59.130] | see i know how to rap, see it' s simple but |
[02:01.190] | all i did was read a russell simmons book |
[02:03.250] | so i' m more intect, tryna get on the map |
[02:05.250] | doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back |
[02:07.420] | |
[02:07.740][verse 3 - kuniva and konartis] | |
[02:08.140] | look at em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit |
[02:09.320] | yeah i know man find himself takin on a flick |
[02:11.390] | hey i thought we had an interview with dj clue |
[02:13.190] | |
[02:15.360] | you gonna be late for soundcheck |
[02:16.560] | man i ain' t goin' to soundcheck |
[02:17.470] | but our mics are screwed up and his always sound best |
[02:19.310] | you know what man i' ma say somethin |
[02:21.490] | hey yo em |
[02:22.260] | |
[02:23.260] | man no |
[02:23.710] | i thought you bout to tell him off, what' s up |
[02:25.240] | man i' ma tell him when i feel like it, man shut up |
[02:27.200] | and you ain' t even back me up when we s' posed to be crew |
[02:29.120] | when i was bout to talk right after you |
[02:31.050] | i swear, i swear man |
[02:31.880] | |
[02:32.130][chorus] | |
[02:32.420] | these chicks don' t even know the name of my band... |
[02:35.410] | but they' re all on me like they wanna hold hands... |
[02:39.390] | cuz once i blow they know that i' ll be the man... |
[02:43.520] | all because i' m the lead singer of my band... |
[02:46.520] | |
[02:47.030][verse 4 - proof] | |
[02:47.350] | they say the lead singers rock, but the group does not |
[02:48.970] | once we sold out arenas to the amusement park |
[02:50.880] | i' m gonna let the world know that proof is hot |
[02:52.910] | i should cut his mic off when the musics starts |
[02:54.980] | ready to snap on a dumbass fan |
[02:56.920] | every time i hear hey dude i love your band |
[02:58.980] | we ain' t a band bitch we don' t play instruments |
[03:01.210] | so why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent |
[03:03.160] | and these guys they can find every area code |
[03:04.950] | |
[03:06.240] | bitch carry your own |
[03:07.140] | can' t make it to the stage, security in my way |
[03:08.940] | who the are you? where' s obie and dre?! |
[03:11.120] | |
[03:11.600][verse 5 - bizarre] | |
[03:11.870] | dammit i' m sick of this group |
[03:13.100] | time for me to go solo and make some loop |
[03:15.150] | i told you i made the beats and wrote all the raps |
[03:17.010] | till kon artis slipped me some crack |
[03:18.870] | lose yourself video i was in the back |
[03:21.080] | superman video i was in the back |
[03:22.950] | the media, i got some suggestions |
[03:25.010] | marshall, ask us the questions |
[03:27.150] | like who' s d12, how we get started |
[03:29.100] | what about eminem? |
[03:30.030] | bitch are you retarded? |
[03:31.110] | anyway i' m the popularest guy in the group |
[03:33.380] | big ass stomache, bitches think i' m cute |
[03:34.930] | 50 told me to do situps to get buff |
[03:36.940] | i did two and a half and then i couldn' t get up |
[03:39.010] | d12, i' m outta this band |
[03:40.870] | i' m gonna start a group with the real roxanne |
[03:42.880] | |
[03:43.180][eminem] | |
[03:43.490] | girl why cant you see your the only one for me |
[03:49.440] | and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band... |
[03:59.280][chorus - bizarre] | |
[03:59.600] | these chicks don' t even know the name of my band... ha ha |
[04:02.920] | but they' re all on me like they wanna hold hands... marshall |
[04:06.860] | cuz once i blow they know that i' ll be the man... |
[04:10.620] | all because i' m the lead singer of my band... |
[04:15.080] | my band |
[04:16.210] | my band |
[04:16.970] | my band |
[04:17.510] | my band |
[04:18.270] | my band |
[04:19.280] | my band |
[04:19.930] | my band |
[04:20.910] | my band |
[04:21.540] | my band |
[04:22.550] | my band |
[04:23.350] | |
[04:24.050][outro] | |
[04:25.880] | the hottest boy band in the world... |
[04:28.900] | d12! |
[04:31.550][eminem as a salsa singer] | |
[04:31.880] | i' m the lead singer of my band, i get all the girl' s to take off their underpants |
[04:34.680] | and the lead singer of my band, my salsa |
[04:36.690] | makes all the pretty girl' s wanna dance |
[04:38.670] | my salsa, look out for my next single, it' s called my salsa... |
[04:43.400] | my salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa |
[04:48.390] | makes all the pretty girls wanna dance |
[04:49.190] | and take off their underpants |
[04:50.520] | my salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance |
[04:53.120] | and take off their underpants, my salsa |
[04:56.280] | where' d everybody go? |
[04:57.020] | |
[04:57.400] |
[00:04.530] | 嘿 我什么都不知道 哥们儿 |
[00:04.950] | 感觉我哥们儿都嫉妒啦 因为人们都以为我是主唱啊 |
[00:08.440] | 现在他们都看我不顺眼啦 哥们儿 |
[00:11.830] | 这场演完 他们估计要来揍我啦 |
[00:15.790] | 因为 |
[00:16.630] | 那些小婊砸们压根不知道我乐队的名字 |
[00:20.180] | 但她们可喜欢我呢 都想和我拉拉手 |
[00:24.200] | 因为我一开口 她们就认定我了 |
[00:28.290] | 还不是因为我是我们乐队的“主唱” |
[00:32.000] | 我刚走下舞台 放下麦 |
[00:33.760] | 向那些小***们走过去 我说 |
[00:35.860] | “咋啦 姑娘们 我是Slim Shady |
[00:37.870] | 我是D12的主唱 宝贝儿” |
[00:39.960] | 她们尖叫 “卧槽 是他!” |
[00:41.980] | “Becky!槽槽槽槽 真的是Eminem!” |
[00:43.820] | “妈蛋我跟上帝起誓 你***太叼啦!” |
[00:45.770] | “求求你 求求你 让我伺候伺候你好吗” |
[00:47.600] | 这时 D12其他几个伙计就开始嫉妒啦 |
[00:49.600] | 尤其当我关掉伴奏 清唱的时候 |
[00:51.800] | 小***们就开始*** 可全是辣妹啊 |
[00:53.660] | 她们把罩罩 衫衫 内内 都扔到舞台上 |
[00:55.550] | 每天演出结束回家之后 他们都来打我 |
[00:57.560] | 争争吵吵 打打闹闹 但毕竟是亲兄弟 |
[00:59.410] | 下次他们还是开开心心跟我同台演出 |
[01:01.400] | 哥们儿 你把我们的风头都抢啦 |
[01:03.400] | 昨天 Kuniva拿刀威胁我 |
[01:05.420] | 因为我跟他说 Jessica Alba是我未婚妻 |
[01:07.410] | 当上巨星啦 没办法 命中注定哒 |
[01:09.420] | 他们都开始冷嘲热讽 因为 |
[01:12.150] | 那些小婊砸们压根不知道我乐队的名字 |
[01:15.530] | 但她们可喜欢我呢 都想和我拉拉手 |
[01:19.830] | 因为我一开口 她们就认定我了 |
[01:23.720] | 还不是因为我是我们乐队的“主唱” |
[01:27.650] | 我的乐队 |
[01:28.960] | 我的乐队 |
[01:29.670] | 我的乐队 |
[01:30.380] | 我的乐队 |
[01:31.120] | 我的乐队 |
[01:32.010] | 我的乐队 |
[01:32.980] | 我的乐队 |
[01:33.680] | 我的乐队 |
[01:34.310] | 我的乐队 |
[01:43.950] | |
[Swifty McVay] 你想在我们背后耍点小手段 是吗 | |
[01:45.710] | ADAT?为啥什么我们不用Pro Tools? |
[01:47.590] | 把我们的音修高点 盖过阿姆 |
[01:49.420] | 我们挤在破卡车里 他却在观光车里面逍遥 |
[01:51.420] | 你根本就不是想要我签名 你个骗子 |
[01:53.360] | 不!我是Swifty(哦 我以为你是Kuniva) |
[01:55.500] | ***的更衣室是个什么鬼 |
[01:57.420] | 我的简直比小数点还小 |
[01:59.130] | 我知道咋玩说唱 很简单 |
[02:01.190] | 我就读了本Russell Simmons(嘻哈歌手)的书而已 |
[02:03.250] | 我更有才 我要干出点名堂来 |
[02:05.250] | 我要耍点手段 让名声躁起来 呵 |
[02:08.140] | |
[Kuniva& Kon Artis]看看阿姆那个*** 以为自己是大爷咯 | |
[02:09.320] | (对 我知道那人 太***会抢镜了) |
[02:11.390] | 嘿 DJ Clue不是采访过我们一次吗 |
[阿姆:不 采访的是我 不是你俩] | |
[02:13.190] | |
[02:15.360] | 嘿 校音快迟啦 |
[02:16.560] | 哥们儿 我不想去了 |
[02:17.470] | 可我们的音都混在一起啦 每次他的调都最高 |
[02:19.310] | 告诉你 哥们儿 我要把这事当着他面给挑明了 |
[02:21.490] | 嘿 唷 阿姆 |
[阿姆:咋?啥事?] | |
[02:22.260] | |
[02:23.260] | (没事 没事) |
[02:23.710] | 我以为你要和盘托出啦 咋了 |
[02:25.240] | 我想说的时候 自然会说 闭嘴 好吗 |
[02:27.200] | 你***的也不站在我这边 我们还是不是一边的 |
[02:29.120] | 这事 我待会再慢慢跟你说 |
[02:31.050] | 我发誓 我保证 |
[02:32.420] | 那些小婊砸们压根不知道我乐队的名字 |
[02:35.410] | 但她们可喜欢我呢 估计她们都想和我拉拉手 |
[02:39.390] | 因为我一开口 她们就认定我了 |
[02:43.520] | 还不是因为我是我们乐队的“主唱” |
[02:47.350] | |
[Proof]他们说主唱们都很叼 其他都是凑数的 | |
[02:48.970] | 从爆满的大舞台到游乐场 |
[02:50.880] | 我要让全世界知道 Proof有多性感 |
[02:52.910] | 我要在音乐刚响起的时候 就切了他的麦 |
[阿姆:喂 这…] | |
[02:54.980] | 教训教训那帮脑残粉 |
[02:56.920] | 每次 听见他们说 嘿 哥们儿 我爱你们乐队 |
[02:58.980] | 我们才不是乐队 *** 我们又没人玩乐器 |
[03:01.210] | 所以 为啥他拿90块 我们只拿10块 |
[03:03.160] | 这些家伙在哪都很滑稽 |
[阿姆:Proof 帮我拿下包] | |
[03:04.950] | |
[03:06.240] | 小婊砸 自己没手啊 |
[03:07.140] | 卧槽 我自己保镖都认不得我 把我拦在舞台外了 |
[03:08.940] | (你***是谁?Obie是谁?Dre是谁?) |
[03:11.870] | |
[Bizarre]呸 我受够了这个组合了 | |
[03:13.100] | 是时候单飞 挣点大钱了 |
[03:15.150] | 告诉你 我做了所有的beat 写了全部的rap |
[03:17.010] | 直到Kon Artis一言惊醒梦中人 |
[03:18.870] | Lose Yourself 我在MV里面是路人甲 |
[03:21.080] | Superman 我在MV里面跑龙套 |
[03:22.950] | 操**的媒体们 我知道咋办了 |
[03:25.010] | 操**的Marshall 回答我们的问题 |
[03:27.150] | 谁是D12?我们怎么想起来组乐队的? |
[03:29.100] | (阿姆呢?) |
[03:30.030] | *** 你智障吗? |
[03:31.110] | 你***不知道我才是组合里人气最高的吗 |
[03:33.380] | 水桶腰 女人们觉得我很可爱(嘿 帅哥) |
[03:34.930] | 50让我做些仰卧起坐 锻炼一下身材 |
[03:36.940] | 我做啦 两个半 然后就起不来了 |
[03:39.010] | 什么破烂D12 我要退团 |
[03:40.870] | 我要和大名鼎鼎的Roxanne建一个新组合 哼 |
[03:43.490] | |
[阿姆]姑娘 为什么你就是不明白 你就是我的唯一呢 | |
[03:49.440] | 可是听见你说你不知道我的乐队的时候 我真是心碎啊 (此时Bizarre一拳把阿姆打倒 怒说 操!抢来了麦) |
[03:59.600] | |
[Bizarre]这些***竟然连我乐队的名字都不知道(哈哈) | |
[04:02.920] | 但她们可喜欢我呢 都想和我拉拉手(操** Marshall) |
[04:06.860] | 因为我一开口 她们就认定我了 |
[04:10.620] | 还不是因为我是我们乐…… |
[04:15.080] | 我的乐队 |
[04:16.210] | 我的乐队 |
[04:16.970] | 我的乐队 |
[04:17.510] | 我的乐队 |
[04:18.270] | 我的乐队 |
[04:19.280] | 我的乐队 |
[04:19.930] | 我的乐队 |
[04:20.910] | 我的乐队 |
[04:21.540] | 我的乐队 |
[04:22.550] | 我的乐队 |
[04:25.880] | |
[Bizarre]全球最火男团 | |
[04:28.900] | D12! |
[04:31.880] | |
[阿姆]我是乐队主唱 拥有让女孩们脱掉内内的魔法 | |
[04:34.680] | 乐队主唱 我的Salsa |
[04:36.690] | 让所有美丽的姑娘们想要翩翩起舞 |
[04:38.670] | 我的Salsa 我下一张单曲 就要叫 My Salsa(实际是Just Lose It 哈哈) |
[04:43.400] | 我的Salsa Salsa Salsa Salsa 我的Salsa |
[04:48.390] | 让所有美丽的姑娘们想要翩翩起舞 |
[04:49.190] | 脱掉她们的内内 |
[04:50.520] | 我的Salsa让所有美丽的姑娘们想要翩翩起舞 |
[04:53.120] | 脱掉她们的内内 我的Salsa |
[04:56.280] | (欸?人都哪去呐?) |
[04:57.400] |