Living With a Hernia 歌词

	作词 : Hartman, Midnight, Yankovic
	Help me out, dig
	All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere
	Went to see my physician,
	Dr. JonesHe took my trousers off, told me to cough
	Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss
	He tells me any day,
	I might have to wear a truss
	Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation
	Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination
	Living with a hernia, got to have an operation
	Feel so old
	Too much bad pain, good gawd, drives me insane
	Can't run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall
	Walk real funny, bless my soul, can't play tennis
	And it's hard to bowl
	You can't even do the splits now, say it
	Better call it quits now, now
	I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow
	Living with a hernia, hurts me bad in a tender location
	Living with a hernia, had enough humiliation
	Living with a hernia, got to have an operation
	I live with a hernia, can't get up, can't bend over
	Now I live with a hernia, wait a minute
	You may not be familiar with the common types
	Of hernias that you could get
	So just settle down, let me clue you in there's incomplete
	Epigastric, bladder, strangulated, lumbar hernia, richter's hernia
	Obstructed, inguinal and direct
	Living with a hernia rupture
	I said it's causin' me such irritation
	Living with a hernia, have to have my medication
	Living with a hernia,
	I feel bad

	zuo ci : Hartman, Midnight, Yankovic
	Help me out, dig
	All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere
	Went to see my physician,
	Dr. JonesHe took my trousers off, told me to cough
	Doctor says there ain' t nothin' to discuss
	He tells me any day,
	I might have to wear a truss
	Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation
	Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination
	Living with a hernia, got to have an operation
	Feel so old
	Too much bad pain, good gawd, drives me insane
	Can' t run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall
	Walk real funny, bless my soul, can' t play tennis
	And it' s hard to bowl
	You can' t even do the splits now, say it
	Better call it quits now, now
	I' m sick of all this dancin' anyhow
	Living with a hernia, hurts me bad in a tender location
	Living with a hernia, had enough humiliation
	Living with a hernia, got to have an operation
	I live with a hernia, can' t get up, can' t bend over
	Now I live with a hernia, wait a minute
	You may not be familiar with the common types
	Of hernias that you could get
	So just settle down, let me clue you in there' s incomplete
	Epigastric, bladder, strangulated, lumbar hernia, richter' s hernia
	Obstructed, inguinal and direct
	Living with a hernia rupture
	I said it' s causin' me such irritation
	Living with a hernia, have to have my medication
	Living with a hernia,
	I feel bad

	zuò cí : Hartman, Midnight, Yankovic
	Help me out, dig
	All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere
	Went to see my physician,
	Dr. JonesHe took my trousers off, told me to cough
	Doctor says there ain' t nothin' to discuss
	He tells me any day,
	I might have to wear a truss
	Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation
	Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination
	Living with a hernia, got to have an operation
	Feel so old
	Too much bad pain, good gawd, drives me insane
	Can' t run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall
	Walk real funny, bless my soul, can' t play tennis
	And it' s hard to bowl
	You can' t even do the splits now, say it
	Better call it quits now, now
	I' m sick of all this dancin' anyhow
	Living with a hernia, hurts me bad in a tender location
	Living with a hernia, had enough humiliation
	Living with a hernia, got to have an operation
	I live with a hernia, can' t get up, can' t bend over
	Now I live with a hernia, wait a minute
	You may not be familiar with the common types
	Of hernias that you could get
	So just settle down, let me clue you in there' s incomplete
	Epigastric, bladder, strangulated, lumbar hernia, richter' s hernia
	Obstructed, inguinal and direct
	Living with a hernia rupture
	I said it' s causin' me such irritation
	Living with a hernia, have to have my medication
	Living with a hernia,
	I feel bad

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