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I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair |
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You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show |
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And I'll let you call up folks in |
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Europe you don't even know |
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Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy |
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But I'm begging you down on my bended knees |
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Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes |
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You can spend my money, you can waste my time |
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Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes |
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Don't wear those shoes |
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It's alright, you can play your twisted sister every night |
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I suppose, you can lick the middles out of my oreos |
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Or start laughing while you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose |
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And you know that |
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I'd do anything to please you |
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But I'm begging you down on my bended knees |
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Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes |
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You can spit in my face in you're so inclined |
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Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes |
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Oh, no, don't wear those shoes |
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I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, please don't wear those |
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Use my razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bed |
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Stomp the poodle 'til it's flat |
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You can even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my head |
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I can learn to live with that |
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But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees |
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Oh, honey, please, don't wear those shoes |
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You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind |
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Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those |
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I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes |
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I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoes |
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You can scratch up my records, you can drink my booze |
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But baby, please don't wear those shoes |
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You can make me an offer |
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I can't refuse |
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But darling, please don't wear those shoes |
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You can play your bongos while |
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I'm trying to snooze |
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But honey, please don't wear those shoes |
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You can expose yourself on the six o' clock news |
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But please, please don't wear those shoes |
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I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes |
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I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe |
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I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes |
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I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe |
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I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes |
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I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe... |