Phony Calls 歌词

歌曲	Phony Calls
歌手	Weird Al Yankovic
专辑	Bad Hair Day
下载	Image LRC TXT

	作词 : Etheridge, Lopes ...
	Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening
	And you're stuck inside the house all alone
	That's when you decide it might be fun to harass someone
	Dial a random number up on your telephone
	You ask if their refrigerator is running
	Then you tell 'em they should go out and catch it
	Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin' 'em from
	They'd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet
	Listen to me
	Don't go makin' phony calls
	Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to
	I know that you think it's funny drivin' folks right up the wall
	But it's really gettin' old fast
	Little Melvin has a natural obsession
	Askin' for
	Prince Albert in a can
	He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call
	To some guy he doesn't know who lives in
	JapanHe's callin' strangers up at three in the morning
	Gives 'em pizza pie delivery at four
	He won't be laughin' when they're tracin' his line
	One day the phone police will be there at his door
	Yo, hear me
	Don't go makin' phony calls
	Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to
	Swear someday
	I'm gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall
	How long is this phase gonna last?
	Come on{Moe's
	Taverne, where the elite meet to drink
	Uh, yeah, hello, is
	Mike there?
	Last name
	RotchHold on,
	I'll check
	My crotch!
	My crotch!
	Hey, has anybody seen my crotch lately?
	Listen to me, you little puke
	One of these days,
	I'm gonna catch you
	And I'm gonna carve my name on your back with an icepick}
	Don't go makin' phony calls
	Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to
	You went through the
	New York City phone book and prank-called 'em all
	Hope that you grow out of this fast
	Grow out of this fast
	Don't go makin' phony calls
	Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to
	But you think it's funny when you're drivin' folks right up the wall
	But it's really gettin' old fast

	zuo ci : Etheridge, Lopes ...
	Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening
	And you' re stuck inside the house all alone
	That' s when you decide it might be fun to harass someone
	Dial a random number up on your telephone
	You ask if their refrigerator is running
	Then you tell ' em they should go out and catch it
	Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin' ' em from
	They' d come and bust your head right in with a ratchet
	Listen to me
	Don' t go makin' phony calls
	Please stick to the sevendigit numbers you' re used to
	I know that you think it' s funny drivin' folks right up the wall
	But it' s really gettin' old fast
	Little Melvin has a natural obsession
	Askin' for
	Prince Albert in a can
	He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call
	To some guy he doesn' t know who lives in
	JapanHe' s callin' strangers up at three in the morning
	Gives ' em pizza pie delivery at four
	He won' t be laughin' when they' re tracin' his line
	One day the phone police will be there at his door
	Yo, hear me
	Don' t go makin' phony calls
	Only dial the sevendigit numbers you' re used to
	Swear someday
	I' m gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall
	How long is this phase gonna last?
	Come on Moe' s
	Taverne, where the elite meet to drink
	Uh, yeah, hello, is
	Mike there?
	Last name
	RotchHold on,
	I' ll check
	My crotch!
	My crotch!
	Hey, has anybody seen my crotch lately?
	Listen to me, you little puke
	One of these days,
	I' m gonna catch you
	And I' m gonna carve my name on your back with an icepick
	Don' t go makin' phony calls
	Please stick to the sevendigit numbers you' re used to
	You went through the
	New York City phone book and prankcalled ' em all
	Hope that you grow out of this fast
	Grow out of this fast
	Don' t go makin' phony calls
	Only dial the sevendigit numbers you' re used to
	But you think it' s funny when you' re drivin' folks right up the wall
	But it' s really gettin' old fast

	zuò cí : Etheridge, Lopes ...
	Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening
	And you' re stuck inside the house all alone
	That' s when you decide it might be fun to harass someone
	Dial a random number up on your telephone
	You ask if their refrigerator is running
	Then you tell ' em they should go out and catch it
	Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin' ' em from
	They' d come and bust your head right in with a ratchet
	Listen to me
	Don' t go makin' phony calls
	Please stick to the sevendigit numbers you' re used to
	I know that you think it' s funny drivin' folks right up the wall
	But it' s really gettin' old fast
	Little Melvin has a natural obsession
	Askin' for
	Prince Albert in a can
	He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call
	To some guy he doesn' t know who lives in
	JapanHe' s callin' strangers up at three in the morning
	Gives ' em pizza pie delivery at four
	He won' t be laughin' when they' re tracin' his line
	One day the phone police will be there at his door
	Yo, hear me
	Don' t go makin' phony calls
	Only dial the sevendigit numbers you' re used to
	Swear someday
	I' m gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall
	How long is this phase gonna last?
	Come on Moe' s
	Taverne, where the elite meet to drink
	Uh, yeah, hello, is
	Mike there?
	Last name
	RotchHold on,
	I' ll check
	My crotch!
	My crotch!
	Hey, has anybody seen my crotch lately?
	Listen to me, you little puke
	One of these days,
	I' m gonna catch you
	And I' m gonna carve my name on your back with an icepick
	Don' t go makin' phony calls
	Please stick to the sevendigit numbers you' re used to
	You went through the
	New York City phone book and prankcalled ' em all
	Hope that you grow out of this fast
	Grow out of this fast
	Don' t go makin' phony calls
	Only dial the sevendigit numbers you' re used to
	But you think it' s funny when you' re drivin' folks right up the wall
	But it' s really gettin' old fast

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