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Once, there was this kid who |
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Took a trip to singapore and brought along his spray paint |
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And when he finally came back |
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He had cane marks all over his bottom |
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He said that it was from when |
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The warden whacked it so hard |
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Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm |
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(*whip* sound) ahh |
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Once there was this girl who |
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Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion |
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And when she finally made it |
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She saw some other girl who was better (*ding* sound) |
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And so she hired some guy to |
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Club her in the kneecap |
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Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm |
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(*thwack* sound) ahh |
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Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm |
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They got paid for their sound bites |
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And sold their tv movie rights |
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And then, there was this guy who |
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Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner |
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And when he finally came to |
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He found that mr. happy was missing |
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He couldn't quite explain it |
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It'd always just been there |
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Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm |
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Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm |
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Ahh ahh (there) ahh ahh (were), ahh ahh (there) ahh ahh (is) |
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Ahh ahh (there) ahh ahh (were), ahh ahh (there) ahh ahh (is) |
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Ahh ahh (there) ahh ahh (were), ahh ahh (there) ahh ahh (is) |
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Ahh ahh (there) ahh ahh (were), ahh ahh (there) ahh ahh (is) |
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(there were, there is) |
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(there were, there is) |