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I wanna be a drug-sniffing dog |
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So I can snort coke all day long |
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Bite my master when it suits me |
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Get off on diminished capacity |
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I wanna be a customs man |
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Snoop through your stuff 'cause |
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I canSneaky peaky pry through your private lives |
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Stroke your panties, jackin' off at lunch |
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Weh oh, Weh oh ho |
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Sure beats |
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AlpoIt's the life |
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It's the stink |
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It's the attitude |
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I wanna be a |
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San Francisco cop |
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So I can speed and run red lights |
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And sure as |
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Rodney was a |
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KingWe got ways to make you sing |
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We can seize everything |
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Houses, cars, and life savings |
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Keep the loot for ourselves |
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Fake drug charge works every time |
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I wanna join the christian coalition |
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So I can molest my children |
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None suspect me 'cause |
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I've been saved' |
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Til my stepdaughter drowns her kids in a lake |
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Weh oh, Weh oh ho |
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Spare rod, spoil the child |
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It's the life |
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It's the stink |
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Choose your masks |
