| [ti:大椰子] | |
| [ar:嘿] | |
| [00:04.667] | 呦，椰子不错啊~啊~~” |
| [00:07.510] | “是吧，大椰子。” |
| [00:09.644] | “嗯……我拿俩没问题吧！” |
| [00:12.30] | “哎？哎？哎？！” |
| [00:12.996] | 在我刚刚毕业的时候有人告诉我 |
| [00:16.194] | 郎咸平说，孩子啊请放心 |
| [00:17.565] | 无论你学习好、学习坏，你都找不到工作 |
| [00:21.273] | 你都找不到工作 |
| [00:21.628] | 可是比这更难过的是 |
| [00:24.426] | 有人把我的大椰子偷走了 |
| [00:27.725] | 喔！天呐，想象一下，我还如此年轻 |
| [00:29.604] | 椰子啊椰子，不能没有你 |
| [00:31.127] | --“喂干嘛呢？” |
| [00:34.581] | --“哦我在火车上，我去找我的大椰子。” |
| [00:39.304] | --“嘿！你还有这闲功夫呢？找着单位没有啊？ |
| [00:41.949] | 还说呢，你前一段给我推荐的那个什么智*招聘，什么中*英*网，投了100多份简历了，一个面试也没有！” |
| [00:48.703] | 新疆的葡萄熟啦，路过的时候吃上它一串 |
| [00:49.635] | 小胖子问我，牛肉拉面到底能拉多长多长多长 |
| [01:00.406] | 把手机都关了吧，招聘单位都找不到我（就让你找不着） |
| [01:04.824] | 在沙漠里的银河，下面播下种子等成熟（大椰子~） |
| [01:09.449] | --“小虎，怎么样，知道我在哪吗？” |
| [01:14.425] | --“不是你还知道给我打电话！我椰子呢？” |
| [01:16.162] | --“在我这呢，找我来啊，来啊来啊来啊~” |
| [01:19.717] | 飞机已经起飞憋了一泡屎 |
| [01:22.576] | 解开安全带的时候发现厕所没有纸 |
| [01:23.287] | 把毕业去向表揉成一团扔出机舱 |
| [01:23.997] | 我已经空降云南丽江 |
| [01:24.403] | 吉祥村 |
| [01:24.555] | 骑着二八自行车 |
| [01:30.50] | 有头牛挡住了山路 |
| [01:32.842] | 于是我也只能够腾云驾雾 |
| [01:35.78] | 到二哥家画壁画用手涂 |
| [01:38.225] | 二哥家一家四口一儿一女 |
| [01:41.273] | 我说我能辅导他们学习 |
| [01:43.711] | 我在学校成绩优异 |
| [01:45.741] | 英语还早早地过了四级 |
| [01:48.484] | 语文政治历史地理还有代数 |
| [01:50.972] | 但是孩子们说我只能够喂猪 |
| [01:53.410] | 我说我是艺术家，Artist! |
| [01:54.983] | 但是他们都看不懂我的壁画 |
| [01:58.792] | “喔！大椰子买一送一喽~~” |
| [02:00.976] | “快把椰子给我！” |
| [02:02.752] | “嘿！！！你都追到这儿来啦！甭想，知道吗，哈嘿嘿嘿！” |
| [02:07.74] | --”拉吧雷吧嘞咯嘞~你个小蟊贼快把我的椰子还给我“ |
| [02:11.491] | --“噜噜噜噜~大椰子是我的幸福把大椰子放在我的身后~~” |
| [02:16.163] | --”你不给我椰子我就敲掉你脑袋“ |
| [02:19.668] | --“我的脑袋在我脖子上你拿也拿不走” |
| [02:22.54] | --”你个小毛贼你快点还给我我的椰子我不能没有它“ |
| [02:24.695] | 村里突然下了一场雨 |
| [02:28.453] | 下的都是癞蛤蟆在院子里堆积如山满地 |
| [02:30.586] | 开始一二九合唱 |
| [02:33.281] | 分了几个声部唱得让我们都感动 |
| [02:35.316] | （“今天是我的第一次面试，那个考官好严肃，他说到时给我打电话……”） |
| [02:41.156] | 第二天又下了一场雨 |
| [02:42.730] | 更多的癞蛤蟆在院子里蹦来蹦去 |
| [02:45.726] | （“哎呀，面试的人太多了，他们好像每个人都叽叽喳喳的，我插不上嘴……”） |
| [02:48.924] | 第三天村里没有下雨风和日丽 |
| [02:53.250] | 地里都是癞蛤蟆喋喋不休 |
| [02:55.940] | （“半个月了还没有工作，女朋友劝我别急，我不知道还要不要上班……”） |
| [03:00.975] | 第四天又下了一场雨 |
| [03:02.94] | 地里没有癞蛤蟆 |
| [03:03.160] | 它们今天都去了哪里 |
| [03:04.683] | “唉，我还是想要我的大椰子……” |
| [03:08.441] | 小老虎还是很想要他的大椰子，这时候雷会做何反映呢？请电视机前的您来选择 |
| [03:17.539] | A.唉~小虎给你吧 |
| [03:23.235] | B.你工作找了吗？ |
| [03:27.195] | C.没戏啊哈哈哈~~ |
| ti: da ye zi | |
| ar: hei | |
| [00:04.667] | you, ye zi bu cuo a a" |
| [00:07.510] | " shi ba, da ye zi." |
| [00:09.644] | " wo na lia mei wen ti ba!" |
| [00:12.30] | " ai? ai? ai?!" |
| [00:12.996] | zai wo gang gang bi ye de shi hou you ren gao su wo |
| [00:16.194] | lang xian ping shuo, hai zi a qing fang xin |
| [00:17.565] | wu lun ni xue xi hao xue xi huai, ni dou zhao bu dao gong zuo |
| [00:21.273] | ni dou zhao bu dao gong zuo |
| [00:21.628] | ke shi bi zhe geng nan guo de shi |
| [00:24.426] | you ren ba wo de da ye zi tou zou le |
| [00:27.725] | o! tian na, xiang xiang yi xia, wo hai ru ci nian qing |
| [00:29.604] | ye zi a ye zi, bu neng mei you ni |
| [00:31.127] | " wei gan ma ne?" |
| [00:34.581] | " o wo zai huo che shang, wo qu zhao wo de da ye zi." |
| [00:39.304] | " hei! ni hai you zhe xian gong fu ne? zhao zhao dan wei mei you a? |
| [00:41.949] | hai shuo ne, ni qian yi duan gei wo tui jian de na ge shen me zhi zhao pin, shen me zhong ying wang, tou le 100 duo fen jian li le, yi ge mian shi ye mei you!" |
| [00:48.703] | xin jiang de pu tao shu la, lu guo de shi hou chi shang ta yi chuan |
| [00:49.635] | xiao pang zi wen wo, niu rou la mian dao di neng la duo chang duo chang duo zhang |
| [01:00.406] | ba shou ji dou guan le ba, zhao pin dan wei dou zhao bu dao wo jiu rang ni zhao bu zhao |
| [01:04.824] | zai sha mo li de yin he, xia mian bo xia zhong zi deng cheng shu da ye zi |
| [01:09.449] | " xiao hu, zen me yang, zhi dao wo zai na ma?" |
| [01:14.425] | " bu shi ni hai zhi dao gei wo da dian hua! wo ye zi ne?" |
| [01:16.162] | " zai wo zhe ne, zhao wo lai a, lai a lai a lai a" |
| [01:19.717] | fei ji yi jing qi fei bie le yi pao shi |
| [01:22.576] | jie kai an quan dai de shi hou fa xian ce suo mei you zhi |
| [01:23.287] | ba bi ye qu xiang biao rou cheng yi tuan reng chu ji cang |
| [01:23.997] | wo yi jing kong jiang yun nan li jiang |
| [01:24.403] | ji xiang cun |
| [01:24.555] | qi zhe er ba zi xing che |
| [01:30.50] | you tou niu dang zhu le shan lu |
| [01:32.842] | yu shi wo ye zhi neng gou teng yun jia wu |
| [01:35.78] | dao er ge jia hua bi hua yong shou tu |
| [01:38.225] | er ge jia yi jia si kou yi er yi nv |
| [01:41.273] | wo shuo wo neng fu dao ta men xue xi |
| [01:43.711] | wo zai xue xiao cheng ji you yi |
| [01:45.741] | ying yu hai zao zao di guo le si ji |
| [01:48.484] | yu wen zheng zhi li shi di li hai you dai shu |
| [01:50.972] | dan shi hai zi men shuo wo zhi neng gou wei zhu |
| [01:53.410] | wo shuo wo shi yi shu jia, Artist! |
| [01:54.983] | dan shi ta men dou kan bu dong wo de bi hua |
| [01:58.792] | " o! da ye zi mai yi song yi lou" |
| [02:00.976] | " kuai ba ye zi gei wo!" |
| [02:02.752] | " hei!!! ni dou zhui dao zhe er lai la! beng xiang, zhi dao ma, ha hei hei hei!" |
| [02:07.74] | " la ba lei ba lei ge lei ni ge xiao mao zei kuai ba wo de ye zi huan gei wo" |
| [02:11.491] | " lu lu lu lu da ye zi shi wo de xing fu ba da ye zi fang zai wo de shen hou" |
| [02:16.163] | " ni bu gei wo ye zi wo jiu qiao diao ni nao dai" |
| [02:19.668] | " wo de nao dai zai wo bo zi shang ni na ye na bu zou" |
| [02:22.54] | " ni ge xiao mao zei ni kuai dian huan gei wo wo de ye zi wo bu neng mei you ta" |
| [02:24.695] | cun li tu ran xia le yi chang yu |
| [02:28.453] | xia de dou shi lai ha ma zai yuan zi li dui ji ru shan man di |
| [02:30.586] | kai shi yi er jiu he chang |
| [02:33.281] | fen le ji ge sheng bu chang de rang wo men dou gan dong |
| [02:35.316] | " jin tian shi wo de di yi ci mian shi, na ge kao guan hao yan su, ta shuo dao shi gei wo da dian hua" |
| [02:41.156] | di er tian you xia le yi chang yu |
| [02:42.730] | geng duo de lai ha ma zai yuan zi li beng lai beng qu |
| [02:45.726] | " ai ya, mian shi de ren tai duo le, ta men hao xiang mei ge ren dou ji ji zha zha de, wo cha bu shang zui" |
| [02:48.924] | di san tian cun li mei you xia yu feng he ri li |
| [02:53.250] | di li dou shi lai ha ma die die bu xiu |
| [02:55.940] | " ban ge yue le hai mei you gong zuo, nv peng you quan wo bie ji, wo bu zhi dao hai yao bu yao shang ban" |
| [03:00.975] | di si tian you xia le yi chang yu |
| [03:02.94] | di li mei you lai ha ma |
| [03:03.160] | ta men jin tian du qu le na li |
| [03:04.683] | " ai, wo hai shi xiang yao wo de da ye zi" |
| [03:08.441] | xiao lao hu hai shi hen xiang yao ta de da ye zi, zhe shi hou lei hui zuo he fan ying ne? qing dian shi ji qian de nin lai xuan ze |
| [03:17.539] | A. ai xiao hu gei ni ba |
| [03:23.235] | B. ni gong zuo zhao le ma? |
| [03:27.195] | C. mei xi a ha ha ha |
| ti: dà yē zi | |
| ar: hēi | |
| [00:04.667] | yōu, yē zi bù cuò a a" |
| [00:07.510] | " shì ba, dà yē zi." |
| [00:09.644] | " wǒ ná liǎ méi wèn tí ba!" |
| [00:12.30] | " āi? āi? āi?!" |
| [00:12.996] | zài wǒ gāng gāng bì yè de shí hòu yǒu rén gào sù wǒ |
| [00:16.194] | láng xián píng shuō, hái zi a qǐng fàng xīn |
| [00:17.565] | wú lùn nǐ xué xí hǎo xué xí huài, nǐ dōu zhǎo bu dào gōng zuò |
| [00:21.273] | nǐ dōu zhǎo bu dào gōng zuò |
| [00:21.628] | kě shì bǐ zhè gèng nán guò de shì |
| [00:24.426] | yǒu rén bǎ wǒ de dà yē zi tōu zǒu le |
| [00:27.725] | ō! tiān nà, xiǎng xiàng yī xià, wǒ hái rú cǐ nián qīng |
| [00:29.604] | yē zi a yē zi, bù néng méi yǒu nǐ |
| [00:31.127] | " wèi gàn ma ne?" |
| [00:34.581] | " ó wǒ zài huǒ chē shàng, wǒ qù zhǎo wǒ de dà yē zi." |
| [00:39.304] | " hēi! nǐ hái yǒu zhè xián gōng fū ne? zhǎo zháo dān wèi méi yǒu a? |
| [00:41.949] | hái shuō ne, nǐ qián yī duàn gěi wǒ tuī jiàn de nà gè shén me zhì zhāo pìn, shén me zhōng yīng wǎng, tóu le 100 duō fèn jiǎn lì le, yí gè miàn shì yě méi yǒu!" |
| [00:48.703] | xīn jiāng de pú táo shú la, lù guò de shí hòu chī shàng tā yī chuàn |
| [00:49.635] | xiǎo pàng zi wèn wǒ, niú ròu lā miàn dào dǐ néng lā duō cháng duō cháng duō zhǎng |
| [01:00.406] | bǎ shǒu jī dōu guān le ba, zhāo pìn dān wèi dōu zhǎo bu dào wǒ jiù ràng nǐ zhǎo bu zháo |
| [01:04.824] | zài shā mò lǐ de yín hé, xià miàn bō xià zhǒng zi děng chéng shú dà yē zi |
| [01:09.449] | " xiǎo hǔ, zěn me yàng, zhī dào wǒ zài nǎ ma?" |
| [01:14.425] | " bú shì nǐ hái zhī dào gěi wǒ dǎ diàn huà! wǒ yē zi ne?" |
| [01:16.162] | " zài wǒ zhè ne, zhǎo wǒ lái a, lái a lái a lái a" |
| [01:19.717] | fēi jī yǐ jīng qǐ fēi biē le yī pào shǐ |
| [01:22.576] | jiě kāi ān quán dài de shí hòu fā xiàn cè suǒ méi yǒu zhǐ |
| [01:23.287] | bǎ bì yè qù xiàng biǎo róu chéng yī tuán rēng chū jī cāng |
| [01:23.997] | wǒ yǐ jīng kōng jiàng yún nán lì jiāng |
| [01:24.403] | jí xiáng cūn |
| [01:24.555] | qí zhe èr bā zì xíng chē |
| [01:30.50] | yǒu tóu niú dǎng zhù le shān lù |
| [01:32.842] | yú shì wǒ yě zhǐ néng gòu téng yún jià wù |
| [01:35.78] | dào èr gē jiā huà bì huà yòng shǒu tú |
| [01:38.225] | èr gē jiā yī jiā sì kǒu yī ér yī nǚ |
| [01:41.273] | wǒ shuō wǒ néng fǔ dǎo tā men xué xí |
| [01:43.711] | wǒ zài xué xiào chéng jī yōu yì |
| [01:45.741] | yīng yǔ hái zǎo zǎo dì guò le sì jí |
| [01:48.484] | yǔ wén zhèng zhì lì shǐ dì lǐ hái yǒu dài shù |
| [01:50.972] | dàn shì hái zi men shuō wǒ zhǐ néng gòu wèi zhū |
| [01:53.410] | wǒ shuō wǒ shì yì shù jiā, Artist! |
| [01:54.983] | dàn shì tā men dōu kàn bu dǒng wǒ de bì huà |
| [01:58.792] | " ō! dà yē zi mǎi yī sòng yī lóu" |
| [02:00.976] | " kuài bǎ yē zi gěi wǒ!" |
| [02:02.752] | " hēi!!! nǐ dōu zhuī dào zhè ér lái la! béng xiǎng, zhī dào ma, hā hēi hēi hēi!" |
| [02:07.74] | " lā ba léi ba lei gē lei nǐ gè xiǎo máo zéi kuài bǎ wǒ de yē zi huán gěi wǒ" |
| [02:11.491] | " lū lū lū lū dà yē zi shì wǒ de xìng fú bǎ dà yē zi fàng zài wǒ de shēn hòu" |
| [02:16.163] | " nǐ bù gěi wǒ yē zi wǒ jiù qiāo diào nǐ nǎo dài" |
| [02:19.668] | " wǒ de nǎo dài zài wǒ bó zi shàng nǐ ná yě ná bù zǒu" |
| [02:22.54] | " nǐ gè xiǎo máo zéi nǐ kuài diǎn huán gěi wǒ wǒ de yē zi wǒ bù néng méi yǒu tā" |
| [02:24.695] | cūn lǐ tū rán xià le yī chǎng yǔ |
| [02:28.453] | xià de dōu shì lài há má zài yuàn zi lǐ duī jī rú shān mǎn dì |
| [02:30.586] | kāi shǐ yī èr jiǔ hé chàng |
| [02:33.281] | fēn le jǐ gè shēng bù chàng dé ràng wǒ men dōu gǎn dòng |
| [02:35.316] | " jīn tiān shì wǒ de dì yī cì miàn shì, nà gè kǎo guān hǎo yán sù, tā shuō dào shí gěi wǒ dǎ diàn huà" |
| [02:41.156] | dì èr tiān yòu xià le yī chǎng yǔ |
| [02:42.730] | gèng duō de lài há má zài yuàn zi lǐ bèng lái bèng qù |
| [02:45.726] | " āi yā, miàn shì de rén tài duō le, tā men hǎo xiàng měi ge rén dōu jī jī zhā zhā de, wǒ chā bù shàng zuǐ" |
| [02:48.924] | dì sān tiān cūn lǐ méi yǒu xià yǔ fēng hé rì lì |
| [02:53.250] | dì lǐ dōu shì lài há má dié dié bù xiū |
| [02:55.940] | " bàn gè yuè le hái méi yǒu gōng zuò, nǚ péng yǒu quàn wǒ bié jí, wǒ bù zhī dào hái yào bú yào shàng bān" |
| [03:00.975] | dì sì tiān yòu xià le yī chǎng yǔ |
| [03:02.94] | dì lǐ méi yǒu lài há má |
| [03:03.160] | tā men jīn tiān dū qù le nǎ lǐ |
| [03:04.683] | " āi, wǒ hái shì xiǎng yào wǒ de dà yē zi" |
| [03:08.441] | xiǎo lǎo hǔ hái shì hěn xiǎng yào tā de dà yē zi, zhè shí hòu léi huì zuò hé fǎn yìng ne? qǐng diàn shì jī qián de nín lái xuǎn zé |
| [03:17.539] | A. āi xiǎo hǔ gěi nǐ ba |
| [03:23.235] | B. nǐ gōng zuò zhǎo le ma? |
| [03:27.195] | C. méi xì ā hā hā hā |
相似歌曲
YouTube搜索结果 (转至YouTube)