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In the morning |
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I awakeI feel my bladder about to break |
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I scratch my balls |
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I rub my eyes |
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Just feeling lousy |
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My girlfriend tells me that |
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It's time to take a bath |
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I say, "no, not today, it's only tuesday" |
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Once every 24 hours |
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I'm supposed to take a shower |
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That's not the way |
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I do itDo it do it |
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Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind |
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I don't want to do it |
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Do it do it |
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It doesn't make a difference to me |
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Everyday I do the same old thing |
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So why should |
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I have to be clean? |
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Those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays |
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Also known as shower days |
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I hate them |