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Right Said Fred - Bernard Cribbins |
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Right said fred both of us together |
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One each end and steady as we go oh oh |
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Tried to shift it couldn't even lift it |
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We was getting nowhere |
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And so we had a cup of tea and |
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Right said Fred give a shout for Charlie |
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Up comes Charlie from the floor below |
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After straining heaving and complaining |
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We was getting nowhere |
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And so we had a cup of tea and Charlie had a think |
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And he thought we ought to take off all the handles |
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And the things wot held the candles |
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But it did no good well I never thought it would |
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All right said Fred have to take the feet off |
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To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo |
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Took its feet off even took the seat off |
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Should have got us somewhere but no |
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So Fred said let's have another cup of tea |
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And we said right o |
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Oh right said Fred have to take the door off |
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Need more space to shift the so and so |
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Had bad twinges taking off the hinges |
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And it got us nowhere and so we had a cup of tea and |
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Right said Fred have to take the wall down |
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That there wall is gonna have to go |
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Took the wall down even with it all down |
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We was getting nowhere and so we had a cup of tea |
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And Charlie had a think and he said look Fred |
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I got a sort of feeling if we remove the ceiling |
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With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through |
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All right said Fred climbing up a ladder |
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With his crowbar gave a mighty blow was he in trouble |
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Half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome |
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So Charlie and me had another cup of tea |
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And then we went home |
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I said to Charlie we'll just have to leave it |
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Standing on the landing that's all |
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You see the trouble with Fred is he's too hasty |
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Oh you'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty |
