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We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose |
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And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow |
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But all of those stories seem kind of... gay |
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'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday |
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Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo |
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Small and brown he comes from you |
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Sit on the toilet here he comes |
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Squeezeing 'tween your festive buns |
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A present from down below |
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Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!" |
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He's seen the love inside of you |
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'Cause he's a piece of poo |
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Sometimes he's nutty |
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Sometimes he's corny |
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He can be brown or greenish brown |
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But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve |
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He might come to your town! |
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Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo |
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He loves me, I love you |
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Therefore, vicariously he loves you! |
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I can make a Mr. Hankey too! |
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Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?Kyle, |
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Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming! |
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Stan: Come on dude, push! |
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Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying! |
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Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head! |
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Kyle: Here he comes! |
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Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! |
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I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo |
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Season's greetings to all of you! |
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Let's sing songs and dance and play |
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Now before I melt away. |
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Here's a game I like to play |
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Stick me in your mouth and try to say |
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"Howdy ho ho yum yum yum" |
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Christmas Time has come! |
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Sometimes He's runny |
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Sometimes he's firm |
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Sometimes he's practically water |
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Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass |
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And won't fall in the toilet |
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'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter |
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And he won't drop off and so you shake your ass around |
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And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does |
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Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo |
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When Christmas leaves, he must leave too. |
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Flush him down but he's never gone |
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His smell and his spirit lingers on! |
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Howdy Ho! |
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