Merry F**king Christmas - Album Version

Merry F**king Christmas - Album Version 歌词

歌曲 Merry F**king Christmas - Album Version
歌手 Mr. Garrison
歌手 The 3rd Grade Teacher
专辑 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
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[00:00.870] ChristmasIn the silly
[00:02.610] Middle East
[00:04.160] No trees, no snow, no
[00:05.400] Santa Claus
[00:06.430] They have different religious beliefs
[00:08.520] They believe in
[00:09.570] MuhammadAnd not in our holiday
[00:11.800] And so every
[00:13.600] DecemberI go to the
[00:14.840] Middle East and say
[00:19.380] Hey there,
[00:19.940] Mr. Muslim
[00:20.720] Merry fuckin'
[00:21.560] ChristmasPut down that book, '
[00:22.930] The Koran'
[00:23.760] And hear some holiday wishes
[00:27.120] In case you haven't noticed
[00:27.890] It's Jesus'
[00:29.110] BirthdaySo get off your heathen
[00:30.990] Muslim Ass
[00:31.920] And fuckin' celebrate
[00:35.670] There is no holiday season
[00:37.530] In India,
[00:38.380] I've heard
[00:39.410] They don't hang up their stockings
[00:40.930] And that is just absurd
[00:43.020] They've never read a
[00:44.080] Christmas story
[00:44.860] They don't know what
[00:45.740] Rudolph is about
[00:46.640] And that's why in
[00:47.980] DecemberI'll go to
[00:49.010] India and shout
[00:53.240] Hey there,
[00:53.690] Mr. Hinduist
[00:54.440] Merry fuckin'
[00:55.480] ChristmasDrink egg nog, and eat some beef
[00:57.680] And pass it to the
[00:58.820] MissusIn case you haven't noticed
[01:02.320] It's Jesus's
[01:02.990] BirthdaySo get off your heathen
[01:04.640] Hindu assAnd fuckin' celebrate
[01:09.300] Now I heard that in
[01:10.590] JapanEveryone just lives in sin
[01:12.540] They pray to several
[01:14.030] GodsAnd put needles in their skin
[01:15.930] On December twenty-fifth
[01:17.730] All they do is eat a cake
[01:19.380] And that is why
[01:20.140] I'll go to
[01:21.050] JapanAnd walk around and say
[01:26.290] Hey there,
[01:26.790] Mr. Shintoist
[01:27.320] Merry fuckin'
[01:27.820] ChristmasGod is gonna kick your ass
[01:29.730] You infidelic pagan scum
[01:31.540] In case you haven't noticed
[01:34.780] There's festive things to do
[01:36.110] So let's all rejoice for
[01:37.360] JesusAnd Merry fuckin'
[01:37.990] Christmas to you
[01:41.590] On Christmas
[01:42.490] Day, I travel 'round the world and say
[01:46.950] Taoists, Krishna's,
[01:47.580] Buddhists and all you atheists too
[01:48.450] Merry fuckin'
[01:51.420] Christmas to you
[01:59.490] Thank you,
[02:00.110] Mr. Hat
[00:00.870] 为师听说
[00:02.610] 傻缺中东没有生蛋节
[00:04.160] 没有树 没有雪
[00:05.400] 也没有生蛋老人
[00:06.430] 因为他们信仰不一样
[00:08.520] 他们只信
[00:09.570] 木耳哈摸的而且不过我们的节
[00:11.800] 所以
[00:13.600] 每个冬天为师都要去
[00:14.840] 中东然后 对他们 是无哦说
[00:19.380] 嘿尼玛
[00:19.940] 木耳死林先森
[00:20.720] 祝尼玛
[00:21.560] 生蛋节快乐
[00:22.930] 把你的古兰经放下
[00:23.760] 听听为师的节日祝福
[00:27.120] 难道你不晓得
[00:27.890] 今天是叶酥的
[00:29.110] 生日
[00:30.990] 所以快滚你的异教徒的蛋
[00:31.920] 去尼玛家庆祝庆祝
[00:35.670] 在印度那鬼地方
[00:37.530] 没有寒假
[00:38.380] 我听说的
[00:39.410] 他们不把袜子挂墙上
[00:40.930] 这简直是扯淡
[00:43.020] 他们从来不看
[00:44.080] 生蛋故事
[00:44.860] 他们不晓得
[00:45.740] 鲁道夫是哪根吊
[00:46.640] 所以每个冬天
[00:47.980] 为师都要去
[00:49.010] 印度 吼一嗓砸
[00:53.240] 嘿尼玛
[00:53.690] 印度阿三
[00:54.440] 祝你祖宗十八代生蛋快乐
[00:55.480] 喝些蛋蛋酒 吃些牛排排
[00:57.680] 给你老婆也来些
[00:58.820] 难道你不晓得
[01:02.320] 今天是叶酥的生日
[01:02.990] 所以快滚你的异教徒的蛋
[01:04.640] 去尼玛家庆祝庆祝
[01:09.300] 为师还听说
[01:10.590] 日本人都生活在罪恶中
[01:12.540] 他们向几个老司机祈祷
[01:14.030] 把针往身上扎
[01:15.930] 每年生蛋节
[01:17.730] 他们只是和蛋糕口X
[01:19.380] 这就是为毛
[01:20.140] 我要去日本
[01:21.050] 走一走 然后 是无哦说
[01:26.290] 嘿尼玛
[01:26.790] 信神道的
[01:27.320] 祝你祖宗十八代生蛋快乐
[01:27.820] 上帝正要来肛你
[01:29.730] 你个白痴异教徒
[01:31.540] 难道你不知道
[01:34.780] 我们有一大堆事要庆祝
[01:36.110] 来给叶酥庆生然后
[01:37.360] 祝你祖宗十八代
[01:37.990] 全家都生蛋快乐
[01:41.590] 生 蛋 节 的那一天
[01:42.490] 为师环游世界 然后 是无哦说
[01:46.950] 道士牛鼻子 奎师那信徒
[01:47.580] 你们这些异教徒
[01:48.450] 祝你祖宗十八代
[01:51.420] 全家都生蛋快乐
[01:59.490] (鼓掌)
[02:00.110] 谢谢你 帽子先生
Merry F**king Christmas - Album Version 歌词
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