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It\'s hard to be a Jew on Christmas |
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My Friends won\'t let me join in any games.. |
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And I can\'t sing Christmas songs |
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Or decorate a Christmas tree.. |
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Or leave water out for Rudolph |
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cos there\'s something wrong with me.. |
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My people don\'t believe in Jesus Christ\'s divinity.. |
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I\'m a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas. |
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Hanukkah is nice, but why is it, |
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That Santa passes over my house every year? |
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And instead of eating Ham |
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I have to eat Kosher LATKEES.. |
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Instead of Silent Night |
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I\'m singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish.. |
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And what the fuck is up |
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With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please? |
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I\'m a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. |
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I can\'t be merry, cos I\'m hebrew.. on Christmas |
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Hey Little Boy, I can\'t help but hear, |
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You\'re feeling left out of Christmas Cheer.. |
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But i\'ve come to see that you shouldn\'t be sad |
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\'Cos this is the one month that you shoud be glad.. |
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Because it\'s nice to be a Jew on Christmas |
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You don\'t have to deal with the season at all.. |
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You don\'t have to be on your best behaviour, or give to charity |
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You don\'t have to go to grandma\'s house with your alcoholic family.. |
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And I don\'t have to sit on some fake Santa\'s lap |
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And have him breathe his stinky breath on me! |
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That\'s right! You\'re a Jew, a Stylin\' Jew.. |
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It\'s a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas. |
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