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歌曲 Founding Fathers Rap
歌手 Trevor Moore
专辑 Drunk Texts To Myself
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[00:09.22] The name is George Washington, but it’s “The General” to you,
[00:11.55]
[00:11.55] Or you could call me President 1 or 3 or 2
[00:14.57]
[00:14.57] And you probably heard a lot a silly stories ‘bout me
[00:16.67]
[00:16.67] But let me lay it down how raw it really used to be
[00:19.31]
[00:19.31] I got a hemp operation, back at the plantation
[00:21.67]
[00:21.67] Selling the stickiest shit around the new nation
[00:23.86]
[00:23.86] So come run and find me if you wanna get high
[00:25.97]
[00:25.97] Cause honestly, I got the bombest, I cannot tell a lie
[00:26.09]
[00:26.09] Cause honestly, I got the bombest, I cannot tell a lie
[00:29.98]
[00:29.98] Pick it, dry it, of course I’m gonna try it
[00:32.17]
[00:32.17] Bag it, brick it, and then just let ‘em buy it
[00:34.65]
[00:34.65] And if the Brits wanna come to take a piece of the cut
[00:37.12]
[00:37.12] I’ll raise a whole fuckin’ army, let ‘em see what’s what
[00:39.87]
[00:39.87] The King’s like, “Yo…I gotta get paid”
[00:42.05]
[00:42.05] I’m like, “Tuff titty, cause yall’s a whole ocean away.
[00:44.55]
[00:44.55] And you can try to send some ships just to make me pay up,
[00:47.12]
[00:47.12] But that’s an awful long way just to sick these nuts.”
[00:49.72]
[00:49.72] You get my fuckin’ message son? Take it Thomas Jefferson:
[00:54.39]
[00:54.39] Sell drugs, run guns, nail sluts, and fuck the law,
[00:59.44]
[00:59.44] We’re founding fathers, we’re Rushmore Shit
[01:02.07]
[01:02.07] And we were all high as balls
[01:04.93]
[01:04.93] The Declaration of Independence
[01:07.27]
[01:07.27] I wrote so high I’m surprised it makes sense
[01:09.92]
[01:09.92] But we take these truths to be self-evident
[01:12.20]
[01:12.20] It goes puff puff pass, the next round you get skipped
[01:15.14]
[01:15.14] Abe Lincoln, I know what you’re thinkin’
[01:17.33]
[01:17.33] Greatest President ever…I’ll have what he’s drinkin’
[01:19.75]
[01:19.75] Ha ha, yeah, well see, that’s where you’d be wrong
[01:22.22]
[01:22.22] Cause if you wanna chill with me you better go and grab that bong
[01:24.82]
[01:24.82] Or an apple or a can, see you do not understand
[01:26.92]
[01:26.92] Faded 24/7 cause that’s just the way I am
[01:29.60]
[01:29.60] I can see you’re having a little trouble believing me
[01:32.08]
[01:32.08] Then check this letter that I wrote, recorded down in history:
[01:34.90]
[01:34.90] Ahem…“Two of my favorite things are sitting on my porch
[01:37.41]
[01:37.41] And smoking a pipe of that sweet hemp of course.”
[01:39.62]
[01:39.62] That’s a quote that I wrote while I was still in office
[01:42.45]
[01:42.45] But enough of that I am too high, I have to back up off this.
[01:45.22]
[01:45.22] Where’s my horse I think I need to go and ride him home
[01:47.25]
[01:47.25] I was supposed to leave about four score and twenty riffs ago
[01:49.32]
[01:49.32] You see my hat? I like it I kinda think it looks like a stove
[01:52.10]
[01:52.10] Scratch it, pass it one more time and let me hit it for the road.
[01:54.90]
[01:54.90] Sell drugs, run guns, nail sluts, and fuck the law,
[01:59.64]
[01:59.64] We’re founding fathers, we’re Rushmore Shit
[02:01.94]
[02:01.94] And we were all high as balls
[02:04.37]
[02:04.37] And don’t let ‘em try and tell ya’ we grew it just for rope
[02:07.27]
[02:07.27] You can check what we wrote down in our harvest notes
[02:09.12]
[02:09.12] We separated seeds that we found more potent
[02:11.92]
[02:11.92] In layman’s terms we were into getting’ bent.
[02:14.47]
[02:14.47] Smokin’ out the Continental Congress
[02:16.97]
[02:16.97] Everybody’s bitches be like all up on us
[02:19.72]
[02:19.72] Patrick Henry’s in the corner lookin’ pretty well spent
[02:22.20]
[02:22.20] Ben Franklin got so high he forgot to be President.
[02:24.60]
[02:24.60] Your girl just said she never had it hit so good.
[02:27.15]
[02:27.15] Smoked so many trees my fuckin’ teeth turned wood.
[02:29.35]
[02:29.35] And if they make a monument to me when I die
[02:32.00]
[02:32.00] It’ll be a giant abstract joint up in the sky.
[02:34.50]
[02:34.50] But you know they’re gonna whitewash me…
[02:37.12]
[02:37.12] Make up some corny shit about me choppin’ cherry trees
[02:39.45]
[02:39.47] It’s hard to control a people if their Founder’s a thug
[02:41.85]
[02:41.85] So they’ll just teach that I was all prayers, puppies, and hugs.
[02:45.08]
[02:45.08] But that just ain’t the way it was
[02:47.25]
[02:47.25] We set this whole place up with a hell of a buzz.
[02:49.87]
[02:49.87] So next time they try to tell ya that this stuff is wrong,
[02:52.25]
[02:52.25] Look at a dolla, light a blunt, fucking sing my song,
[02:54.90]
[02:54.90] Sell drugs, run guns, nail sluts, and fuck the law,
[03:00.06]
[03:00.06] We’re founding fathers, we’re Rushmore Shit
[03:02.22]
[03:02.22] And we were all high as balls
[03:04.78]
[03:04.78] The Declaration of Independence
[03:07.15]
[03:07.15] I wrote so high I’m surprised it makes sense
[03:10.05]
[03:10.05] But we take these truths to be self-evident
[03:12.33]
[03:12.33] It goes puff puff pass, the next round you get skipped
[03:14.83]
[03:14.83] We’re the Founders, and we found this,
[03:17.20]
[03:17.20] And we found it, with some Canabiss
[03:19.75]
[03:19.75] We’re the Founders, and we found this,
[03:21.93]
[03:21.93] And we found it, with some Canabiss
[03:25.07]
[03:25.74] Mount Rushmore Crew:
[03:27.79]
[03:28.33] Stone monument to some monumental stoners. Ha ha!
[03:32.97]
[03:34.97] G Washington, T Jefferson, and A Lincoln
[03:39.73]
[03:39.73] And fuck that other guy…Calvin Coolidge?…whoever the fuck...
[03:45.08]
[03:46.47] We History.
[03:47.53]
[00:09.22] The name is George Washington, but it' s " The General" to you,
[00:11.55]
[00:11.55] Or you could call me President 1 or 3 or 2
[00:14.57]
[00:14.57] And you probably heard a lot a silly stories ' bout me
[00:16.67]
[00:16.67] But let me lay it down how raw it really used to be
[00:19.31]
[00:19.31] I got a hemp operation, back at the plantation
[00:21.67]
[00:21.67] Selling the stickiest shit around the new nation
[00:23.86]
[00:23.86] So come run and find me if you wanna get high
[00:25.97]
[00:25.97] Cause honestly, I got the bombest, I cannot tell a lie
[00:26.09]
[00:26.09] Cause honestly, I got the bombest, I cannot tell a lie
[00:29.98]
[00:29.98] Pick it, dry it, of course I' m gonna try it
[00:32.17]
[00:32.17] Bag it, brick it, and then just let ' em buy it
[00:34.65]
[00:34.65] And if the Brits wanna come to take a piece of the cut
[00:37.12]
[00:37.12] I' ll raise a whole fuckin' army, let ' em see what' s what
[00:39.87]
[00:39.87] The King' s like, " Yo I gotta get paid"
[00:42.05]
[00:42.05] I' m like, " Tuff titty, cause yall' s a whole ocean away.
[00:44.55]
[00:44.55] And you can try to send some ships just to make me pay up,
[00:47.12]
[00:47.12] But that' s an awful long way just to sick these nuts."
[00:49.72]
[00:49.72] You get my fuckin' message son? Take it Thomas Jefferson:
[00:54.39]
[00:54.39] Sell drugs, run guns, nail sluts, and fuck the law,
[00:59.44]
[00:59.44] We' re founding fathers, we' re Rushmore Shit
[01:02.07]
[01:02.07] And we were all high as balls
[01:04.93]
[01:04.93] The Declaration of Independence
[01:07.27]
[01:07.27] I wrote so high I' m surprised it makes sense
[01:09.92]
[01:09.92] But we take these truths to be selfevident
[01:12.20]
[01:12.20] It goes puff puff pass, the next round you get skipped
[01:15.14]
[01:15.14] Abe Lincoln, I know what you' re thinkin'
[01:17.33]
[01:17.33] Greatest President ever I' ll have what he' s drinkin'
[01:19.75]
[01:19.75] Ha ha, yeah, well see, that' s where you' d be wrong
[01:22.22]
[01:22.22] Cause if you wanna chill with me you better go and grab that bong
[01:24.82]
[01:24.82] Or an apple or a can, see you do not understand
[01:26.92]
[01:26.92] Faded 24 7 cause that' s just the way I am
[01:29.60]
[01:29.60] I can see you' re having a little trouble believing me
[01:32.08]
[01:32.08] Then check this letter that I wrote, recorded down in history:
[01:34.90]
[01:34.90] Ahem" Two of my favorite things are sitting on my porch
[01:37.41]
[01:37.41] And smoking a pipe of that sweet hemp of course."
[01:39.62]
[01:39.62] That' s a quote that I wrote while I was still in office
[01:42.45]
[01:42.45] But enough of that I am too high, I have to back up off this.
[01:45.22]
[01:45.22] Where' s my horse I think I need to go and ride him home
[01:47.25]
[01:47.25] I was supposed to leave about four score and twenty riffs ago
[01:49.32]
[01:49.32] You see my hat? I like it I kinda think it looks like a stove
[01:52.10]
[01:52.10] Scratch it, pass it one more time and let me hit it for the road.
[01:54.90]
[01:54.90] Sell drugs, run guns, nail sluts, and fuck the law,
[01:59.64]
[01:59.64] We' re founding fathers, we' re Rushmore Shit
[02:01.94]
[02:01.94] And we were all high as balls
[02:04.37]
[02:04.37] And don' t let ' em try and tell ya' we grew it just for rope
[02:07.27]
[02:07.27] You can check what we wrote down in our harvest notes
[02:09.12]
[02:09.12] We separated seeds that we found more potent
[02:11.92]
[02:11.92] In layman' s terms we were into getting' bent.
[02:14.47]
[02:14.47] Smokin' out the Continental Congress
[02:16.97]
[02:16.97] Everybody' s bitches be like all up on us
[02:19.72]
[02:19.72] Patrick Henry' s in the corner lookin' pretty well spent
[02:22.20]
[02:22.20] Ben Franklin got so high he forgot to be President.
[02:24.60]
[02:24.60] Your girl just said she never had it hit so good.
[02:27.15]
[02:27.15] Smoked so many trees my fuckin' teeth turned wood.
[02:29.35]
[02:29.35] And if they make a monument to me when I die
[02:32.00]
[02:32.00] It' ll be a giant abstract joint up in the sky.
[02:34.50]
[02:34.50] But you know they' re gonna whitewash me
[02:37.12]
[02:37.12] Make up some corny shit about me choppin' cherry trees
[02:39.45]
[02:39.47] It' s hard to control a people if their Founder' s a thug
[02:41.85]
[02:41.85] So they' ll just teach that I was all prayers, puppies, and hugs.
[02:45.08]
[02:45.08] But that just ain' t the way it was
[02:47.25]
[02:47.25] We set this whole place up with a hell of a buzz.
[02:49.87]
[02:49.87] So next time they try to tell ya that this stuff is wrong,
[02:52.25]
[02:52.25] Look at a dolla, light a blunt, fucking sing my song,
[02:54.90]
[02:54.90] Sell drugs, run guns, nail sluts, and fuck the law,
[03:00.06]
[03:00.06] We' re founding fathers, we' re Rushmore Shit
[03:02.22]
[03:02.22] And we were all high as balls
[03:04.78]
[03:04.78] The Declaration of Independence
[03:07.15]
[03:07.15] I wrote so high I' m surprised it makes sense
[03:10.05]
[03:10.05] But we take these truths to be selfevident
[03:12.33]
[03:12.33] It goes puff puff pass, the next round you get skipped
[03:14.83]
[03:14.83] We' re the Founders, and we found this,
[03:17.20]
[03:17.20] And we found it, with some Canabiss
[03:19.75]
[03:19.75] We' re the Founders, and we found this,
[03:21.93]
[03:21.93] And we found it, with some Canabiss
[03:25.07]
[03:25.74] Mount Rushmore Crew:
[03:27.79]
[03:28.33] Stone monument to some monumental stoners. Ha ha!
[03:32.97]
[03:34.97] G Washington, T Jefferson, and A Lincoln
[03:39.73]
[03:39.73] And fuck that other guy Calvin Coolidge? whoever the fuck...
[03:45.08]
[03:46.47] We History.
[03:47.53]
[00:09.22] The name is George Washington, but it' s " The General" to you,
[00:11.55]
[00:11.55] Or you could call me President 1 or 3 or 2
[00:14.57]
[00:14.57] And you probably heard a lot a silly stories ' bout me
[00:16.67]
[00:16.67] But let me lay it down how raw it really used to be
[00:19.31]
[00:19.31] I got a hemp operation, back at the plantation
[00:21.67]
[00:21.67] Selling the stickiest shit around the new nation
[00:23.86]
[00:23.86] So come run and find me if you wanna get high
[00:25.97]
[00:25.97] Cause honestly, I got the bombest, I cannot tell a lie
[00:26.09]
[00:26.09] Cause honestly, I got the bombest, I cannot tell a lie
[00:29.98]
[00:29.98] Pick it, dry it, of course I' m gonna try it
[00:32.17]
[00:32.17] Bag it, brick it, and then just let ' em buy it
[00:34.65]
[00:34.65] And if the Brits wanna come to take a piece of the cut
[00:37.12]
[00:37.12] I' ll raise a whole fuckin' army, let ' em see what' s what
[00:39.87]
[00:39.87] The King' s like, " Yo I gotta get paid"
[00:42.05]
[00:42.05] I' m like, " Tuff titty, cause yall' s a whole ocean away.
[00:44.55]
[00:44.55] And you can try to send some ships just to make me pay up,
[00:47.12]
[00:47.12] But that' s an awful long way just to sick these nuts."
[00:49.72]
[00:49.72] You get my fuckin' message son? Take it Thomas Jefferson:
[00:54.39]
[00:54.39] Sell drugs, run guns, nail sluts, and fuck the law,
[00:59.44]
[00:59.44] We' re founding fathers, we' re Rushmore Shit
[01:02.07]
[01:02.07] And we were all high as balls
[01:04.93]
[01:04.93] The Declaration of Independence
[01:07.27]
[01:07.27] I wrote so high I' m surprised it makes sense
[01:09.92]
[01:09.92] But we take these truths to be selfevident
[01:12.20]
[01:12.20] It goes puff puff pass, the next round you get skipped
[01:15.14]
[01:15.14] Abe Lincoln, I know what you' re thinkin'
[01:17.33]
[01:17.33] Greatest President ever I' ll have what he' s drinkin'
[01:19.75]
[01:19.75] Ha ha, yeah, well see, that' s where you' d be wrong
[01:22.22]
[01:22.22] Cause if you wanna chill with me you better go and grab that bong
[01:24.82]
[01:24.82] Or an apple or a can, see you do not understand
[01:26.92]
[01:26.92] Faded 24 7 cause that' s just the way I am
[01:29.60]
[01:29.60] I can see you' re having a little trouble believing me
[01:32.08]
[01:32.08] Then check this letter that I wrote, recorded down in history:
[01:34.90]
[01:34.90] Ahem" Two of my favorite things are sitting on my porch
[01:37.41]
[01:37.41] And smoking a pipe of that sweet hemp of course."
[01:39.62]
[01:39.62] That' s a quote that I wrote while I was still in office
[01:42.45]
[01:42.45] But enough of that I am too high, I have to back up off this.
[01:45.22]
[01:45.22] Where' s my horse I think I need to go and ride him home
[01:47.25]
[01:47.25] I was supposed to leave about four score and twenty riffs ago
[01:49.32]
[01:49.32] You see my hat? I like it I kinda think it looks like a stove
[01:52.10]
[01:52.10] Scratch it, pass it one more time and let me hit it for the road.
[01:54.90]
[01:54.90] Sell drugs, run guns, nail sluts, and fuck the law,
[01:59.64]
[01:59.64] We' re founding fathers, we' re Rushmore Shit
[02:01.94]
[02:01.94] And we were all high as balls
[02:04.37]
[02:04.37] And don' t let ' em try and tell ya' we grew it just for rope
[02:07.27]
[02:07.27] You can check what we wrote down in our harvest notes
[02:09.12]
[02:09.12] We separated seeds that we found more potent
[02:11.92]
[02:11.92] In layman' s terms we were into getting' bent.
[02:14.47]
[02:14.47] Smokin' out the Continental Congress
[02:16.97]
[02:16.97] Everybody' s bitches be like all up on us
[02:19.72]
[02:19.72] Patrick Henry' s in the corner lookin' pretty well spent
[02:22.20]
[02:22.20] Ben Franklin got so high he forgot to be President.
[02:24.60]
[02:24.60] Your girl just said she never had it hit so good.
[02:27.15]
[02:27.15] Smoked so many trees my fuckin' teeth turned wood.
[02:29.35]
[02:29.35] And if they make a monument to me when I die
[02:32.00]
[02:32.00] It' ll be a giant abstract joint up in the sky.
[02:34.50]
[02:34.50] But you know they' re gonna whitewash me
[02:37.12]
[02:37.12] Make up some corny shit about me choppin' cherry trees
[02:39.45]
[02:39.47] It' s hard to control a people if their Founder' s a thug
[02:41.85]
[02:41.85] So they' ll just teach that I was all prayers, puppies, and hugs.
[02:45.08]
[02:45.08] But that just ain' t the way it was
[02:47.25]
[02:47.25] We set this whole place up with a hell of a buzz.
[02:49.87]
[02:49.87] So next time they try to tell ya that this stuff is wrong,
[02:52.25]
[02:52.25] Look at a dolla, light a blunt, fucking sing my song,
[02:54.90]
[02:54.90] Sell drugs, run guns, nail sluts, and fuck the law,
[03:00.06]
[03:00.06] We' re founding fathers, we' re Rushmore Shit
[03:02.22]
[03:02.22] And we were all high as balls
[03:04.78]
[03:04.78] The Declaration of Independence
[03:07.15]
[03:07.15] I wrote so high I' m surprised it makes sense
[03:10.05]
[03:10.05] But we take these truths to be selfevident
[03:12.33]
[03:12.33] It goes puff puff pass, the next round you get skipped
[03:14.83]
[03:14.83] We' re the Founders, and we found this,
[03:17.20]
[03:17.20] And we found it, with some Canabiss
[03:19.75]
[03:19.75] We' re the Founders, and we found this,
[03:21.93]
[03:21.93] And we found it, with some Canabiss
[03:25.07]
[03:25.74] Mount Rushmore Crew:
[03:27.79]
[03:28.33] Stone monument to some monumental stoners. Ha ha!
[03:32.97]
[03:34.97] G Washington, T Jefferson, and A Lincoln
[03:39.73]
[03:39.73] And fuck that other guy Calvin Coolidge? whoever the fuck...
[03:45.08]
[03:46.47] We History.
[03:47.53]
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