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So you think you're bad with your rap |
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Well, I'll tell ya, pilgrim, I started the crap |
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When you were in diapers and wetting the sheets |
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I was at the Ponderosa rapping to the beat |
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Duh-ha, duh-ha |
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Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha |
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Sure, I rustled some cattle and tended the sheep |
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But my main concern was rapping to the beat |
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I don't bother nobody; I'm a real nice guy, kinda |
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Laid back like a dead fly |
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Duh-ha, duh-ha |
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Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha |
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Duh-ha, duh-ha |
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Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha |
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I'm talkin' here and now |
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Later for the cattle and rustlin' the cow |
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If I had a chance to do a repeat |
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You can bet your sweet dippy I'd be rappin' to the beat |
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Duh-ha, duh-ha |
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Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha |
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Que pasa amigos? |
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Nada pasa, I see |
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Two hundred punks, well, what ya gonna do? |
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I got two six shooters that'll see me through |
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That's twelve dead |
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And a hundred-and-eighty-eight pallbearers |
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Duh-ha, duh-ha |
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Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha |
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What I do on your grave won't pass for flowers either |
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Now Kurtis Blow, Run-D.M.C. |
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You haven't heard a rap til ya heard it from me |
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I'm the baddest rapper in history |
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And there'll be no more after me |
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Duh-ha, duh-ha |
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Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha |
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch |
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Santa Barbara, that is |
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Swimmin' pools and movie stars |
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Well, the first thing ya know, ol' Ron's the President |
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The kinfolk said, "Ron, move away from there" |
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Said, "In The White House is where you wanna be" |
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So he loaded up the Lincoln, and he moved to D.C. |
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Washington, that is |
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Politicians taking a sip |
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Foreign dignitaries taking a trip |
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High tax and plenty Cadillacs |
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Duh-ha, duh-ha |
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Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha |
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Duh-ha, duh-ha |
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Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha |
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Now ya see me in my movies, doin' my thing |
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But deep in my heart, I've wanted to sing |
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"Way down upon |
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The Swanee River |
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Far |
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Far away |
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Titwillow, titwillow |
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Titwillow" |
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I don't think that's your style |
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But I'll tell ya, pilgrim, I'm versatile |
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Aretha Franklin, Aretha Franklin |
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Aretha Franklin, let me rock ya, let me rock Aretha Franklin |
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Let me rock Aretha Franklin, that's all I wanna do |
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Aretha Franklin |
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Duh-ha, duh-ha |
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Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha |
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Duh-ha, duh-ha |
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Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha |
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Oh, I'm feelin' the groove now, pilgrim |
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Party over here |
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Party over there |
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There's nothin' to it, the way we do it |
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Woop, woop |
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East coast |
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West coast |
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Texas |
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Every time I put on pants |
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I tell ya pilgrim I wanna dance |
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I put a quarter in the juke' |
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Then I commence to doin' the Duke |
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Duh-ha, duh-ha |
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Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha |
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Duh-ha, duh-ha |
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Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha |
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It's pretty easy, as you can see |
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Just move your arms kinda freely |
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Do a pause, and take a step |
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And just be sure the beat is kept |
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Duh-ha, duh-ha |
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Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha |
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I was at the Ponderosa rapping to the beat |
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Tryin' to cool off from the desert heat |
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I discovered something really neat |
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The Duke has moves with his feet |
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Duh-ha, duh-ha |
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Duh-ha |
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I won plenty of ladies with my charms |
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But they like me the most for the moves of my arms |
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Woah |
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Woah |
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I'm gonna rap in the East |
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Gonna rap in the West |
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I'll show ya, pilgrim, who's the best |
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Nothin' to it, the way we do it |
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Skiddely-be-bop, we-bop, Scooby-Doo |
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Guess what, America? We love you |
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Duh-ha, duh-ha |
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Duh-ha |
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Duh-ha, duh-ha |
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Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha |
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Duh-ha, duh-ha |
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Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, everybody |
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Duh-ha, duh-ha |
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Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha |
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Duh-ha, duh-ha |
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Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha |
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Duh-ha, duh-ha |
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Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha |
