歌曲 | Ukulele Anthem |
歌手 | Amanda Palmer |
专辑 | Ukulele Anthem |
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[00:11.70] | Sid Vicious played a four-string fender bass guitar |
[00:15.34] | and couldn't sing |
[00:17.23] | and everybody hated him except the ones who loved him |
[00:22.60] | a ukulele has four strings, but sid did did not play ukulele |
[00:28.47] | he did smack and probably killed his girlfriend nancy spungen |
[00:33.66] | If only sid had had a ukulele, maybe he could have been happy |
[00:39.78] | maybe he would not have suffered such a sad end |
[00:44.32] | he maybe would have not done all that heroin instead |
[00:48.99] | he maybe would've sat around just singing nice songs |
[00:53.18] | to his girlfriend |
[00:54.74] | So play your favorite cover song, especially if the words are wrong |
[01:00.04] | ‘cos even if your grades are bad, it doesn't mean you're failing |
[01:05.15] | do your homework with a fork |
[01:07.83] | and eat your fruit loops in the dark |
[01:10.45] | and bring your etch-a-sketch to work |
[01:13.12] | and play your ukulele |
[01:16.85] | Ukulele small and forceful |
[01:18.79] | brave and peaceful |
[01:21.35] | you can play the ukulele too it is painfully simple |
[01:26.85] | play your ukulele badly, play your ukulele loudly |
[01:32.30] | ukulele banish evil |
[01:34.87] | ukulele save the people |
[01:37.64] | ukulele gleaming golden on the top of every steeple |
[01:43.74] | Lizzie borden took an axe, and gave her father thirty whacks |
[01:48.69] | then gave her mother thirty-one, and left a tragic puzzle |
[01:53.58] | if only they had given her an instrument, those puritans |
[01:58.99] | had lost the plot completely |
[02:01.16] | see what happens when you muzzle |
[02:04.13] | a person's creativity |
[02:06.66] | and do not let them sing and scream |
[02:09.48] | and nowadays it's worse ‘cause kids have automatic handguns |
[02:15.07] | it takes about an hour to learn how to play the ukulele |
[02:20.06] | about same to teach someone to build a standard pipe bomb |
[02:26.42] | you do the math |
[02:28.33] | So play your favorite cover song, especially if the words are wrong |
[02:33.87] | ‘cos even if your grades are bad, it doesn't mean you're failing |
[02:39.32] | do your homework with a fork |
[02:41.69] | and eat your fruit loops in the dark |
[02:44.07] | and bring your flask of jack to work |
[02:47.14] | and play your ukulele |
[02:50.07] | Ukulele, thing of wonder |
[02:52.39] | ukulele, wand of thunder |
[02:55.13] | you can play the ukulele, too |
[02:58.41] | in london and down under |
[03:00.99] | play joan jett, and play jacques brel |
[03:03.22] | and eminem and neutral milk hotel |
[03:06.08] | the children crush the hatred |
[03:08.36] | play your ukulele naked |
[03:11.05] | and if anybody tries to steal your ukulele, let them take it |
[03:16.66] | Imagine there's no music, imagine there are no songs |
[03:21.14] | imagine that john lennon wasn't shot in front of his apartment |
[03:26.59] | imagine if john lennon had composed \"imagine\" on the ukulele |
[03:32.61] | maybe people would have more clearly got the message |
[03:37.20] | You may think my approach is simple-minded and naive |
[03:41.57] | like if you want to save the world then why not quit and feed the hungry |
[03:47.30] | but people for millennia have needed music to survive |
[03:52.21] | and that's why i've promised john that i will not feel guilty |
[03:57.35] | So play your favorite Beatles' song |
[04:00.16] | and make the subway fall in love |
[04:02.97] | they're only $19.95, that's not a lot of money |
[04:08.20] | play until the sun comes up |
[04:10.60] | and play until your fingers suffer |
[04:13.42] | play LCD soundsystem songs on your ukulele |
[04:18.58] | quit the bitching on your blog |
[04:20.93] | and stop pretending art is hard |
[04:23.79] | just limit yourself to three chords |
[04:26.45] | and do not practice daily |
[04:28.95] | you'll minimize some stranger's sadness |
[04:31.66] | with a piece of wood and plastic |
[04:34.19] | holy fuck it's so fantastic, playing ukulele |
[04:39.41] | eat your homework with a fork |
[04:41.67] | and do your fruit loops in the dark |
[04:44.22] | bring your etch-a-sketch to work |
[04:46.84] | your flask of jack |
[04:48.60] | your vibrator |
[04:49.76] | your fear of heights |
[04:51.11] | your nikon lens |
[04:52.36] | your mom and dad |
[04:53.77] | your disco stick |
[04:55.02] | your soundtrack from \"karate kid\" |
[04:57.59] | your ginsu knives |
[04:58.79] | your rosary |
[05:00.15] | your new rebecca black CD |
[05:02.57] | your favorite room |
[05:03.82] | your bowie knife |
[05:05.21] | your stuffed giraffe |
[05:06.47] | your new glass eye |
[05:07.93] | your sousaphone |
[05:09.23] | your breakfast tea |
[05:10.50] | your nick drake tapes |
[05:12.05] | your giving tree |
[05:13.31] | your ice cream truck |
[05:14.47] | your missing wife |
[05:15.82] | your will to live |
[05:17.18] | your urge to cry |
[05:18.79] | remember we're all going to die |
[05:24.08] | so play your ukulele |
ti: | |
ar: | |
al: | |
[00:11.70] | Sid Vicious played a fourstring fender bass guitar |
[00:15.34] | and couldn' t sing |
[00:17.23] | and everybody hated him except the ones who loved him |
[00:22.60] | a ukulele has four strings, but sid did did not play ukulele |
[00:28.47] | he did smack and probably killed his girlfriend nancy spungen |
[00:33.66] | If only sid had had a ukulele, maybe he could have been happy |
[00:39.78] | maybe he would not have suffered such a sad end |
[00:44.32] | he maybe would have not done all that heroin instead |
[00:48.99] | he maybe would' ve sat around just singing nice songs |
[00:53.18] | to his girlfriend |
[00:54.74] | So play your favorite cover song, especially if the words are wrong |
[01:00.04] | ' cos even if your grades are bad, it doesn' t mean you' re failing |
[01:05.15] | do your homework with a fork |
[01:07.83] | and eat your fruit loops in the dark |
[01:10.45] | and bring your etchasketch to work |
[01:13.12] | and play your ukulele |
[01:16.85] | Ukulele small and forceful |
[01:18.79] | brave and peaceful |
[01:21.35] | you can play the ukulele too it is painfully simple |
[01:26.85] | play your ukulele badly, play your ukulele loudly |
[01:32.30] | ukulele banish evil |
[01:34.87] | ukulele save the people |
[01:37.64] | ukulele gleaming golden on the top of every steeple |
[01:43.74] | Lizzie borden took an axe, and gave her father thirty whacks |
[01:48.69] | then gave her mother thirtyone, and left a tragic puzzle |
[01:53.58] | if only they had given her an instrument, those puritans |
[01:58.99] | had lost the plot completely |
[02:01.16] | see what happens when you muzzle |
[02:04.13] | a person' s creativity |
[02:06.66] | and do not let them sing and scream |
[02:09.48] | and nowadays it' s worse ' cause kids have automatic handguns |
[02:15.07] | it takes about an hour to learn how to play the ukulele |
[02:20.06] | about same to teach someone to build a standard pipe bomb |
[02:26.42] | you do the math |
[02:28.33] | So play your favorite cover song, especially if the words are wrong |
[02:33.87] | ' cos even if your grades are bad, it doesn' t mean you' re failing |
[02:39.32] | do your homework with a fork |
[02:41.69] | and eat your fruit loops in the dark |
[02:44.07] | and bring your flask of jack to work |
[02:47.14] | and play your ukulele |
[02:50.07] | Ukulele, thing of wonder |
[02:52.39] | ukulele, wand of thunder |
[02:55.13] | you can play the ukulele, too |
[02:58.41] | in london and down under |
[03:00.99] | play joan jett, and play jacques brel |
[03:03.22] | and eminem and neutral milk hotel |
[03:06.08] | the children crush the hatred |
[03:08.36] | play your ukulele naked |
[03:11.05] | and if anybody tries to steal your ukulele, let them take it |
[03:16.66] | Imagine there' s no music, imagine there are no songs |
[03:21.14] | imagine that john lennon wasn' t shot in front of his apartment |
[03:26.59] | imagine if john lennon had composed " imagine" on the ukulele |
[03:32.61] | maybe people would have more clearly got the message |
[03:37.20] | You may think my approach is simpleminded and naive |
[03:41.57] | like if you want to save the world then why not quit and feed the hungry |
[03:47.30] | but people for millennia have needed music to survive |
[03:52.21] | and that' s why i' ve promised john that i will not feel guilty |
[03:57.35] | So play your favorite Beatles' song |
[04:00.16] | and make the subway fall in love |
[04:02.97] | they' re only 19. 95, that' s not a lot of money |
[04:08.20] | play until the sun comes up |
[04:10.60] | and play until your fingers suffer |
[04:13.42] | play LCD soundsystem songs on your ukulele |
[04:18.58] | quit the bitching on your blog |
[04:20.93] | and stop pretending art is hard |
[04:23.79] | just limit yourself to three chords |
[04:26.45] | and do not practice daily |
[04:28.95] | you' ll minimize some stranger' s sadness |
[04:31.66] | with a piece of wood and plastic |
[04:34.19] | holy fuck it' s so fantastic, playing ukulele |
[04:39.41] | eat your homework with a fork |
[04:41.67] | and do your fruit loops in the dark |
[04:44.22] | bring your etchasketch to work |
[04:46.84] | your flask of jack |
[04:48.60] | your vibrator |
[04:49.76] | your fear of heights |
[04:51.11] | your nikon lens |
[04:52.36] | your mom and dad |
[04:53.77] | your disco stick |
[04:55.02] | your soundtrack from " karate kid" |
[04:57.59] | your ginsu knives |
[04:58.79] | your rosary |
[05:00.15] | your new rebecca black CD |
[05:02.57] | your favorite room |
[05:03.82] | your bowie knife |
[05:05.21] | your stuffed giraffe |
[05:06.47] | your new glass eye |
[05:07.93] | your sousaphone |
[05:09.23] | your breakfast tea |
[05:10.50] | your nick drake tapes |
[05:12.05] | your giving tree |
[05:13.31] | your ice cream truck |
[05:14.47] | your missing wife |
[05:15.82] | your will to live |
[05:17.18] | your urge to cry |
[05:18.79] | remember we' re all going to die |
[05:24.08] | so play your ukulele |
ti: | |
ar: | |
al: | |
[00:11.70] | Sid Vicious played a fourstring fender bass guitar |
[00:15.34] | and couldn' t sing |
[00:17.23] | and everybody hated him except the ones who loved him |
[00:22.60] | a ukulele has four strings, but sid did did not play ukulele |
[00:28.47] | he did smack and probably killed his girlfriend nancy spungen |
[00:33.66] | If only sid had had a ukulele, maybe he could have been happy |
[00:39.78] | maybe he would not have suffered such a sad end |
[00:44.32] | he maybe would have not done all that heroin instead |
[00:48.99] | he maybe would' ve sat around just singing nice songs |
[00:53.18] | to his girlfriend |
[00:54.74] | So play your favorite cover song, especially if the words are wrong |
[01:00.04] | ' cos even if your grades are bad, it doesn' t mean you' re failing |
[01:05.15] | do your homework with a fork |
[01:07.83] | and eat your fruit loops in the dark |
[01:10.45] | and bring your etchasketch to work |
[01:13.12] | and play your ukulele |
[01:16.85] | Ukulele small and forceful |
[01:18.79] | brave and peaceful |
[01:21.35] | you can play the ukulele too it is painfully simple |
[01:26.85] | play your ukulele badly, play your ukulele loudly |
[01:32.30] | ukulele banish evil |
[01:34.87] | ukulele save the people |
[01:37.64] | ukulele gleaming golden on the top of every steeple |
[01:43.74] | Lizzie borden took an axe, and gave her father thirty whacks |
[01:48.69] | then gave her mother thirtyone, and left a tragic puzzle |
[01:53.58] | if only they had given her an instrument, those puritans |
[01:58.99] | had lost the plot completely |
[02:01.16] | see what happens when you muzzle |
[02:04.13] | a person' s creativity |
[02:06.66] | and do not let them sing and scream |
[02:09.48] | and nowadays it' s worse ' cause kids have automatic handguns |
[02:15.07] | it takes about an hour to learn how to play the ukulele |
[02:20.06] | about same to teach someone to build a standard pipe bomb |
[02:26.42] | you do the math |
[02:28.33] | So play your favorite cover song, especially if the words are wrong |
[02:33.87] | ' cos even if your grades are bad, it doesn' t mean you' re failing |
[02:39.32] | do your homework with a fork |
[02:41.69] | and eat your fruit loops in the dark |
[02:44.07] | and bring your flask of jack to work |
[02:47.14] | and play your ukulele |
[02:50.07] | Ukulele, thing of wonder |
[02:52.39] | ukulele, wand of thunder |
[02:55.13] | you can play the ukulele, too |
[02:58.41] | in london and down under |
[03:00.99] | play joan jett, and play jacques brel |
[03:03.22] | and eminem and neutral milk hotel |
[03:06.08] | the children crush the hatred |
[03:08.36] | play your ukulele naked |
[03:11.05] | and if anybody tries to steal your ukulele, let them take it |
[03:16.66] | Imagine there' s no music, imagine there are no songs |
[03:21.14] | imagine that john lennon wasn' t shot in front of his apartment |
[03:26.59] | imagine if john lennon had composed " imagine" on the ukulele |
[03:32.61] | maybe people would have more clearly got the message |
[03:37.20] | You may think my approach is simpleminded and naive |
[03:41.57] | like if you want to save the world then why not quit and feed the hungry |
[03:47.30] | but people for millennia have needed music to survive |
[03:52.21] | and that' s why i' ve promised john that i will not feel guilty |
[03:57.35] | So play your favorite Beatles' song |
[04:00.16] | and make the subway fall in love |
[04:02.97] | they' re only 19. 95, that' s not a lot of money |
[04:08.20] | play until the sun comes up |
[04:10.60] | and play until your fingers suffer |
[04:13.42] | play LCD soundsystem songs on your ukulele |
[04:18.58] | quit the bitching on your blog |
[04:20.93] | and stop pretending art is hard |
[04:23.79] | just limit yourself to three chords |
[04:26.45] | and do not practice daily |
[04:28.95] | you' ll minimize some stranger' s sadness |
[04:31.66] | with a piece of wood and plastic |
[04:34.19] | holy fuck it' s so fantastic, playing ukulele |
[04:39.41] | eat your homework with a fork |
[04:41.67] | and do your fruit loops in the dark |
[04:44.22] | bring your etchasketch to work |
[04:46.84] | your flask of jack |
[04:48.60] | your vibrator |
[04:49.76] | your fear of heights |
[04:51.11] | your nikon lens |
[04:52.36] | your mom and dad |
[04:53.77] | your disco stick |
[04:55.02] | your soundtrack from " karate kid" |
[04:57.59] | your ginsu knives |
[04:58.79] | your rosary |
[05:00.15] | your new rebecca black CD |
[05:02.57] | your favorite room |
[05:03.82] | your bowie knife |
[05:05.21] | your stuffed giraffe |
[05:06.47] | your new glass eye |
[05:07.93] | your sousaphone |
[05:09.23] | your breakfast tea |
[05:10.50] | your nick drake tapes |
[05:12.05] | your giving tree |
[05:13.31] | your ice cream truck |
[05:14.47] | your missing wife |
[05:15.82] | your will to live |
[05:17.18] | your urge to cry |
[05:18.79] | remember we' re all going to die |
[05:24.08] | so play your ukulele |