WTF Collective 歌词
| 歌曲 | WTF Collective |
| 歌手 | Jon lajoie |
| 专辑 | I Kill People |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:15.787][MC Confusing] | |
| [00:15.816] | Other rappers are comprehensible – not me! |
| [00:18.461] | First on the mic – MC Confusing! |
| [00:20.806] | I took a piss on my ****ack and called it Jack Black |
| [00:23.438] | It’s a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap |
| [00:26.038] | I attack mother****ers wearing purple backpacks |
| [00:28.912] | And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track |
| [00:31.261] | Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands what you say |
| [00:34.085] | But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay |
| [00:36.661] | And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste |
| [00:39.550] | And I say karate pencil case and put it on tape |
| [00:42.369] | |
| [00:42.369][MC Insecure] | |
| [00:42.628] | Yo I’m MC Insecure – what’s up? |
| [00:44.922] | I really don’t think that I’m good enough |
| [00:47.490] | To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck |
| [00:50.064] | All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck |
| [00:52.899] | It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse |
| [00:55.532] | And now I got nothing left so I’ll pretend that I got hurt |
| [00:58.094] | Aw, I think I sprained my ankle |
| [01:01.206] | You guys go ahead and finish the song without me |
| [01:03.776] | |
| [01:03.776][MC Amnesia] | |
| [01:04.040] | Yo MC Amnesia up in this ***** |
| [01:06.367] | Woke up five days ago lying in the ditch |
| [01:08.961] | Didn’t know who I was I couldn’t remember shit |
| [01:11.809] | Apparently something happened that was traumatic |
| [01:14.094] | I used to have more rhymes but I can’t remember them |
| [01:16.967] | Seriously I’m freaking out I can’t remember anything! |
| [01:19.602] | Whats my mother****ing name? |
| [01:21.688] | (Seriously does anyone know what my name is?) |
| [01:24.509] | |
| [01:24.762][MC Public Urination] | |
| [01:25.272] | Yo I’m MC Public Urination – what – what! |
| [01:27.888] | I take a ****ing piss on a ****ing sidewalk |
| [01:30.445] | Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my **** |
| [01:33.099] | And empty my bladder while you mother****ers watch! |
| [01:35.438] | You other MCs can’t handle this shit! |
| [01:38.267] | You’re just a little ***** afraid to pee in public |
| [01:40.899] | You run into a toilet every time you have to piss |
| [01:43.469] | Yo **** that shit – I just whip out my ****! |
| [01:46.301] | |
| [01:46.301][MC Fatigue] | |
| [01:46.301] | Yo MC Fatigue – yeah that’s me |
| [01:48.904] | Every time I grab the mic I ****ing fall asleep |
| [01:56.853] | |
| [01:57.105][Chorus — Chorus Guy] | |
| [01:57.361] | I’m the guy who sings the chorus |
| [02:00.979] | (It breaks up the song) |
| [02:02.287] | My part is kinda boring |
| [02:05.867] | (I wish that I could go home) |
| [02:07.447] | But they’re paying me to sing the chorus |
| [02:11.037] | (And I really need the cash) |
| [02:12.934] | Cause I’m unemployed at the moment |
| [02:16.650] | (Just moved back in with my dad) |
| [02:18.213] | |
| [02:18.467][MC Doesn’t Know What Irony Is] | |
| [02:18.728] | Yo I’m MC Doesn’t Know What Irony Is |
| [02:20.822] | Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss |
| [02:23.457] | She said “Let’s go to your place, I’ll suck your ****” |
| [02:26.288] | I said “Hell yeah *****, that’s so ironic” |
| [02:28.851] | |
| [02:29.107][MC Gets Side–Tracked Easily] | |
| [02:29.107] | Yo I’m MC Gets Side–Tracked Easily |
| [02:31.707] | My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini |
| [02:34.275] | You know he’s known for the Sopranos but he’s also in movies |
| [02:36.822] | Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity |
| [02:39.676] | Which I didn’t really like cause I don’t like Charlie Sheen |
| [02:42.471] | Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny |
| [02:44.810] | But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun |
| [02:47.700] | You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson |
| [02:50.295] | Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that |
| [02:52.891] | Wait, what was I saying? |
| [02:54.209] | I think I got side–tracked. |
| [02:55.583] | |
| [02:55.583][MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3] | |
| [02:55.842] | Yo I’m MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 |
| [02:58.165] | I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me |
| [03:00.778] | Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci |
| [03:03.399] | Why did they have to make a 4th? |
| [03:04.925] | They had a perfect trilogy! |
| [03:06.213] | |
| [03:06.213][MC Lethal Weapon 4] | |
| [03:06.475] | MC Lethal Weapon 4 that’s me |
| [03:08.828] | I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 |
| [03:11.394] | Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy |
| [03:13.964] | The 4th was also good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li! |
| [03:16.858] | |
| [03:17.116][MC Shit My Pants Frequently] | |
| [03:17.635] | Yo I’m MC Shit My Pants Frequently |
| [03:19.471] | It usually happens when I’m walking down the street |
| [03:22.298] | Or when I’m hanging out with some fly ass hoes |
| [03:24.864] | There we go! |
| [03:25.621] | Thank god I brought a change of clothes! |
| [03:27.233] | |
| [03:27.739][MC Final Verse] | |
| [03:27.739] | Yo I’m the MC with the final verse |
| [03:30.335] | I’m supposed to sum up everything you heard |
| [03:32.646] | But muther****ers I don’t really have the time |
| [03:35.507] | So **** that and come back to the Chorus Guy |
| [03:38.065] | |
| [03:38.322][Chorus — Chorus Guy] | |
| [03:38.575] | I’m still singing the chorus |
| [03:42.155] | (Thank god we’re almost done) |
| [03:43.691] | I hate singing the chorus |
| [03:47.318] | (Such a boring ****ing job) |
| [03:49.401] | I’m gonna take my 40 bucks |
| [03:52.489] | (That’s what their paying me) |
| [03:54.307] | And I’m gonna go get really drunk |
| [03:57.896] | (********** then go to sleep) |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:15.787][MC Confusing] | |
| [00:15.816] | Other rappers are comprehensible not me! |
| [00:18.461] | First on the mic MC Confusing! |
| [00:20.806] | I took a piss on my ack and called it Jack Black |
| [00:23.438] | It' s a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap |
| [00:26.038] | I attack mother ers wearing purple backpacks |
| [00:28.912] | And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track |
| [00:31.261] | Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands what you say |
| [00:34.085] | But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay |
| [00:36.661] | And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste |
| [00:39.550] | And I say karate pencil case and put it on tape |
| [00:42.369] | |
| [00:42.369][MC Insecure] | |
| [00:42.628] | Yo I' m MC Insecure what' s up? |
| [00:44.922] | I really don' t think that I' m good enough |
| [00:47.490] | To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck |
| [00:50.064] | All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck |
| [00:52.899] | It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse |
| [00:55.532] | And now I got nothing left so I' ll pretend that I got hurt |
| [00:58.094] | Aw, I think I sprained my ankle |
| [01:01.206] | You guys go ahead and finish the song without me |
| [01:03.776] | |
| [01:03.776][MC Amnesia] | |
| [01:04.040] | Yo MC Amnesia up in this |
| [01:06.367] | Woke up five days ago lying in the ditch |
| [01:08.961] | Didn' t know who I was I couldn' t remember shit |
| [01:11.809] | Apparently something happened that was traumatic |
| [01:14.094] | I used to have more rhymes but I can' t remember them |
| [01:16.967] | Seriously I' m freaking out I can' t remember anything! |
| [01:19.602] | Whats my mother ing name? |
| [01:21.688] | Seriously does anyone know what my name is? |
| [01:24.509] | |
| [01:24.762][MC Public Urination] | |
| [01:25.272] | Yo I' m MC Public Urination what what! |
| [01:27.888] | I take a ing piss on a ing sidewalk |
| [01:30.445] | Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my |
| [01:33.099] | And empty my bladder while you mother ers watch! |
| [01:35.438] | You other MCs can' t handle this shit! |
| [01:38.267] | You' re just a little afraid to pee in public |
| [01:40.899] | You run into a toilet every time you have to piss |
| [01:43.469] | Yo that shit I just whip out my ! |
| [01:46.301] | |
| [01:46.301][MC Fatigue] | |
| [01:46.301] | Yo MC Fatigue yeah that' s me |
| [01:48.904] | Every time I grab the mic I ing fall asleep |
| [01:56.853] | |
| [01:57.105][Chorus — Chorus Guy] | |
| [01:57.361] | I' m the guy who sings the chorus |
| [02:00.979] | It breaks up the song |
| [02:02.287] | My part is kinda boring |
| [02:05.867] | I wish that I could go home |
| [02:07.447] | But they' re paying me to sing the chorus |
| [02:11.037] | And I really need the cash |
| [02:12.934] | Cause I' m unemployed at the moment |
| [02:16.650] | Just moved back in with my dad |
| [02:18.213] | |
| [02:18.467][MC Doesn’t Know What Irony Is] | |
| [02:18.728] | Yo I' m MC Doesn' t Know What Irony Is |
| [02:20.822] | Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss |
| [02:23.457] | She said " Let' s go to your place, I' ll suck your " |
| [02:26.288] | I said " Hell yeah , that' s so ironic" |
| [02:28.851] | |
| [02:29.107][MC Gets Side–Tracked Easily] | |
| [02:29.107] | Yo I' m MC Gets Side Tracked Easily |
| [02:31.707] | My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini |
| [02:34.275] | You know he' s known for the Sopranos but he' s also in movies |
| [02:36.822] | Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity |
| [02:39.676] | Which I didn' t really like cause I don' t like Charlie Sheen |
| [02:42.471] | Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny |
| [02:44.810] | But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun |
| [02:47.700] | You know who else was in that movie? O. J. Simpson |
| [02:50.295] | Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that |
| [02:52.891] | Wait, what was I saying? |
| [02:54.209] | I think I got side tracked. |
| [02:55.583] | |
| [02:55.583][MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3] | |
| [02:55.842] | Yo I' m MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 3 |
| [02:58.165] | I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me |
| [03:00.778] | Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci |
| [03:03.399] | Why did they have to make a 4th? |
| [03:04.925] | They had a perfect trilogy! |
| [03:06.213] | |
| [03:06.213][MC Lethal Weapon 4] | |
| [03:06.475] | MC Lethal Weapon 4 that' s me |
| [03:08.828] | I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 3 |
| [03:11.394] | Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy |
| [03:13.964] | The 4th was also good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li! |
| [03:16.858] | |
| [03:17.116][MC Shit My Pants Frequently] | |
| [03:17.635] | Yo I' m MC Shit My Pants Frequently |
| [03:19.471] | It usually happens when I' m walking down the street |
| [03:22.298] | Or when I' m hanging out with some fly ass hoes |
| [03:24.864] | There we go! |
| [03:25.621] | Thank god I brought a change of clothes! |
| [03:27.233] | |
| [03:27.739][MC Final Verse] | |
| [03:27.739] | Yo I' m the MC with the final verse |
| [03:30.335] | I' m supposed to sum up everything you heard |
| [03:32.646] | But muther ers I don' t really have the time |
| [03:35.507] | So that and come back to the Chorus Guy |
| [03:38.065] | |
| [03:38.322][Chorus — Chorus Guy] | |
| [03:38.575] | I' m still singing the chorus |
| [03:42.155] | Thank god we' re almost done |
| [03:43.691] | I hate singing the chorus |
| [03:47.318] | Such a boring ing job |
| [03:49.401] | I' m gonna take my 40 bucks |
| [03:52.489] | That' s what their paying me |
| [03:54.307] | And I' m gonna go get really drunk |
| [03:57.896] | then go to sleep |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:15.787][MC Confusing] | |
| [00:15.816] | Other rappers are comprehensible not me! |
| [00:18.461] | First on the mic MC Confusing! |
| [00:20.806] | I took a piss on my ack and called it Jack Black |
| [00:23.438] | It' s a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap |
| [00:26.038] | I attack mother ers wearing purple backpacks |
| [00:28.912] | And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track |
| [00:31.261] | Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands what you say |
| [00:34.085] | But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay |
| [00:36.661] | And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste |
| [00:39.550] | And I say karate pencil case and put it on tape |
| [00:42.369] | |
| [00:42.369][MC Insecure] | |
| [00:42.628] | Yo I' m MC Insecure what' s up? |
| [00:44.922] | I really don' t think that I' m good enough |
| [00:47.490] | To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck |
| [00:50.064] | All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck |
| [00:52.899] | It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse |
| [00:55.532] | And now I got nothing left so I' ll pretend that I got hurt |
| [00:58.094] | Aw, I think I sprained my ankle |
| [01:01.206] | You guys go ahead and finish the song without me |
| [01:03.776] | |
| [01:03.776][MC Amnesia] | |
| [01:04.040] | Yo MC Amnesia up in this |
| [01:06.367] | Woke up five days ago lying in the ditch |
| [01:08.961] | Didn' t know who I was I couldn' t remember shit |
| [01:11.809] | Apparently something happened that was traumatic |
| [01:14.094] | I used to have more rhymes but I can' t remember them |
| [01:16.967] | Seriously I' m freaking out I can' t remember anything! |
| [01:19.602] | Whats my mother ing name? |
| [01:21.688] | Seriously does anyone know what my name is? |
| [01:24.509] | |
| [01:24.762][MC Public Urination] | |
| [01:25.272] | Yo I' m MC Public Urination what what! |
| [01:27.888] | I take a ing piss on a ing sidewalk |
| [01:30.445] | Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my |
| [01:33.099] | And empty my bladder while you mother ers watch! |
| [01:35.438] | You other MCs can' t handle this shit! |
| [01:38.267] | You' re just a little afraid to pee in public |
| [01:40.899] | You run into a toilet every time you have to piss |
| [01:43.469] | Yo that shit I just whip out my ! |
| [01:46.301] | |
| [01:46.301][MC Fatigue] | |
| [01:46.301] | Yo MC Fatigue yeah that' s me |
| [01:48.904] | Every time I grab the mic I ing fall asleep |
| [01:56.853] | |
| [01:57.105][Chorus — Chorus Guy] | |
| [01:57.361] | I' m the guy who sings the chorus |
| [02:00.979] | It breaks up the song |
| [02:02.287] | My part is kinda boring |
| [02:05.867] | I wish that I could go home |
| [02:07.447] | But they' re paying me to sing the chorus |
| [02:11.037] | And I really need the cash |
| [02:12.934] | Cause I' m unemployed at the moment |
| [02:16.650] | Just moved back in with my dad |
| [02:18.213] | |
| [02:18.467][MC Doesn’t Know What Irony Is] | |
| [02:18.728] | Yo I' m MC Doesn' t Know What Irony Is |
| [02:20.822] | Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss |
| [02:23.457] | She said " Let' s go to your place, I' ll suck your " |
| [02:26.288] | I said " Hell yeah , that' s so ironic" |
| [02:28.851] | |
| [02:29.107][MC Gets Side–Tracked Easily] | |
| [02:29.107] | Yo I' m MC Gets Side Tracked Easily |
| [02:31.707] | My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini |
| [02:34.275] | You know he' s known for the Sopranos but he' s also in movies |
| [02:36.822] | Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity |
| [02:39.676] | Which I didn' t really like cause I don' t like Charlie Sheen |
| [02:42.471] | Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny |
| [02:44.810] | But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun |
| [02:47.700] | You know who else was in that movie? O. J. Simpson |
| [02:50.295] | Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that |
| [02:52.891] | Wait, what was I saying? |
| [02:54.209] | I think I got side tracked. |
| [02:55.583] | |
| [02:55.583][MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3] | |
| [02:55.842] | Yo I' m MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 3 |
| [02:58.165] | I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me |
| [03:00.778] | Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci |
| [03:03.399] | Why did they have to make a 4th? |
| [03:04.925] | They had a perfect trilogy! |
| [03:06.213] | |
| [03:06.213][MC Lethal Weapon 4] | |
| [03:06.475] | MC Lethal Weapon 4 that' s me |
| [03:08.828] | I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 3 |
| [03:11.394] | Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy |
| [03:13.964] | The 4th was also good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li! |
| [03:16.858] | |
| [03:17.116][MC Shit My Pants Frequently] | |
| [03:17.635] | Yo I' m MC Shit My Pants Frequently |
| [03:19.471] | It usually happens when I' m walking down the street |
| [03:22.298] | Or when I' m hanging out with some fly ass hoes |
| [03:24.864] | There we go! |
| [03:25.621] | Thank god I brought a change of clothes! |
| [03:27.233] | |
| [03:27.739][MC Final Verse] | |
| [03:27.739] | Yo I' m the MC with the final verse |
| [03:30.335] | I' m supposed to sum up everything you heard |
| [03:32.646] | But muther ers I don' t really have the time |
| [03:35.507] | So that and come back to the Chorus Guy |
| [03:38.065] | |
| [03:38.322][Chorus — Chorus Guy] | |
| [03:38.575] | I' m still singing the chorus |
| [03:42.155] | Thank god we' re almost done |
| [03:43.691] | I hate singing the chorus |
| [03:47.318] | Such a boring ing job |
| [03:49.401] | I' m gonna take my 40 bucks |
| [03:52.489] | That' s what their paying me |
| [03:54.307] | And I' m gonna go get really drunk |
| [03:57.896] | then go to sleep |
| [00:15.787] | |
| [00:15.816] | 其他说唱歌手都听得懂——就我不行！ |
| [00:18.461] | 第一个拿麦的是MC胡言乱语！ |
| [00:20.806] | 我往自己丁丁上撒尿还管它叫杰克·布莱克 |
| [00:23.438] | 这是事实 我的押韵比扎克·布拉夫打盹时还多 |
| [00:26.038] | 我攻击那些背紫色书包的傻缺 |
| [00:28.912] | 还啃毛巾架 在你们曲子上拉屎 |
| [00:31.261] | 你们太逊了 因为谁都能听懂你们唱啥 |
| [00:34.085] | 但当我拿起麦克风 我能用粘土挤出牛奶 |
| [00:36.661] | 用牙膏管弹空气吉他 |
| [00:39.550] | 喊着"空手道铅笔盒"还录下来 |
| [00:42.369] | |
| [00:42.369] | |
| [00:42.628] | 我是MC没自信——咋了？ |
| [00:44.922] | 真心觉得自己不够格 |
| [00:47.490] | 在这首歌里押韵 因为我的歌词太烂 |
| [00:50.064] | 所有段落都像冰球饼一样平 |
| [00:52.899] | 花七个月才写出第一段词 |
| [00:55.532] | 现在江郎才尽 只能假装受伤 |
| [00:58.094] | 嗷 我好像崴到脚踝了 |
| [01:01.206] | 你们继续唱吧别管我了 |
| [01:03.776] | |
| [01:03.776] | |
| [01:04.040] | 我是MC失忆症 闪亮登场 |
| [01:06.367] | 五天前醒来躺在阴沟里 |
| [01:08.961] | 不知道自己是谁 啥都记不得 |
| [01:11.809] | 据说经历了什么创伤 |
| [01:14.094] | 本来有更多押韵但全忘了 |
| [01:16.967] | 真的慌得要命 啥都想不起来！ |
| [01:19.602] | 我他妈到底叫啥名？ |
| [01:21.688] | (说真的有人知道我名字吗？) |
| [01:24.509] | |
| [01:24.762] | |
| [01:25.272] | 我是MC当街撒尿——咋地！ |
| [01:27.888] | 老子就在人行道上尿尿 |
| [01:30.445] | 随时随地掏出老二 |
| [01:33.099] | 当着你们这群傻缺的面放水！ |
| [01:35.438] | 其他MC都hold不住这场面！ |
| [01:38.267] | 你们这些怂包不敢当众小便 |
| [01:40.899] | 一有尿意就冲进厕所 |
| [01:43.469] | 去他妈的——老子直接掏出来！ |
| [01:46.301] | |
| [01:46.301] | |
| [01:46.301] | 我是MC嗜睡症——没错 |
| [01:48.904] | 每次拿到麦克风就直接睡着 |
| [01:56.853] | |
| [01:57.105] | |
| [01:57.361] | 我就是唱副歌的那家伙 |
| [02:00.979] | (用来分割歌曲) |
| [02:02.287] | 我这部分挺无聊的 |
| [02:05.867] | (真想赶紧回家) |
| [02:07.447] | 但他们付钱让我唱副歌 |
| [02:11.037] | (我真的很缺钱) |
| [02:12.934] | 因为现在失业中 |
| [02:16.650] | (刚搬回老爸家住) |
| [02:18.213] | |
| [02:18.467] | |
| [02:18.728] | 我是MC不懂反讽 |
| [02:20.822] | 走到妹子面前亲了她 |
| [02:23.457] | 她说"去你家 给你口" |
| [02:26.288] | 我说"太棒了 这真他妈讽刺" |
| [02:28.851] | |
| [02:29.107] | |
| [02:29.107] | 我是MC容易跑题 |
| [02:31.707] | 我的押韵像甘多尔菲尼般牛逼 |
| [02:34.275] | 他演过《黑道家族》也拍过电影 |
| [02:36.822] | 比如《矮子当道》和《终极速度》 |
| [02:39.676] | 其实我不太喜欢因为讨厌查理·辛 |
| [02:42.471] | 不过《反斗神鹰》里他还挺搞笑 |
| [02:44.810] | 但我更喜欢《白头神探》里的莱斯利·尼尔森 |
| [02:47.700] | 知道谁还演过吗？O.J.辛普森 |
| [02:50.295] | 想到他后来干的事就觉得怪怪的 |
| [02:52.891] | 等等 我刚说啥来着？ |
| [02:54.209] | 好像又跑题了 |
| [02:55.583] | |
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| [02:55.842] | 我是MC致命武器123 |
| [02:58.165] | 超爱这三部但第四部让我失望 |
| [03:00.778] | 丹尼·格洛弗 梅尔·吉布森 乔·佩西 |
| [03:03.399] | 为啥非要拍第四部？ |
| [03:04.925] | 三部曲明明很完美！ |
| [03:06.213] | |
| [03:06.213] | |
| [03:06.475] | 我是MC致命武器4 |
| [03:08.828] | 我不同意MC致命武器123的观点 |
| [03:11.394] | 虽然承认三部曲确实经典 |
| [03:13.964] | 但第四部也不差 加了克里斯·洛克和李连杰！ |
| [03:16.858] | |
| [03:17.116] | |
| [03:17.635] | 我是MC经常拉裤兜 |
| [03:19.471] | 通常发生在逛街的时候 |
| [03:22.298] | 或者和辣妹约会时 |
| [03:24.864] | 又来了！ |
| [03:25.621] | 幸好带了换洗衣服！ |
| [03:27.233] | |
| [03:27.739] | |
| [03:27.739] | 我是唱最后一段的MC |
| [03:30.335] | 本应该总结前面所有内容 |
| [03:32.646] | 但老子真没那个闲工夫 |
| [03:35.507] | 所以去他妈的 还是回副歌吧 |
| [03:38.065] | |
| [03:38.322] | |
| [03:38.575] | 我还在唱副歌 |
| [03:42.155] | (谢天谢地快结束了) |
| [03:43.691] | 我恨死唱副歌了 |
| [03:47.318] | (这工作无聊透顶) |
| [03:49.401] | 拿了四十块钱就走人 |
| [03:52.489] | (他们就付这么多) |
| [03:54.307] | 准备去买醉 |
| [03:57.896] | (**********然后睡觉) |
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