Chatroulette Song 歌词
| 歌曲 | Chatroulette Song |
| 歌手 | Jon lajoie |
| 专辑 | I Kill People |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:00.034] | 作曲 : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:00.068] | What's a nine to five office job? |
| [00:02.640] | That sounds exactly like what I want |
| [00:04.227] | Young man, that is one party |
| [00:06.145] | you may not be able to handle |
| [00:07.745] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [00:09.612] | Monday to Friday live |
| [00:11.650] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [00:13.688] | Cubicles and neon lights |
| [00:15.762] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [00:17.795] | Stay till six, get overtime |
| [00:19.574] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [00:21.612] | We mother****ing love our lives |
| [00:23.713] | Wake up in the morning at six |
| [00:25.765] | Breakfast with the wife and kids |
| [00:27.806] | Pack yourself a lunch, a ham sandwich |
| [00:29.868] | A juice box and carrot sticks |
| [00:31.649] | Cafeteria food is expensive |
| [00:33.533] | It may not fit into your budget |
| [00:35.846] | Hop on the bus, public transit |
| [00:37.669] | Or carpool for the environment |
| [00:39.717] | Leave early in case there is traffic |
| [00:41.580] | Bring a news paper or your favourite music |
| [00:43.655] | John Mayer, Tim McGraw and Styx |
| [00:45.757] | And Jon Bon Jovi's greatest hits |
| [00:47.786] | Get to work at eight fifty five |
| [00:49.613] | Five minutes early, so you have the time |
| [00:51.724] | To pour yourself a coffee and say 'Hi' |
| [00:53.801] | To your coworkers, "Good morning, guys!" |
| [00:55.883] | Talk about the shows that were on last night |
| [00:57.680] | Or a sports event, if you're a guy |
| [00:59.743] | The boss walks in and says |
| [01:01.058] | "Look at the time, everybody get to work, it is nine" |
| [01:04.166] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [01:05.706] | Bathroom break at 11:05 |
| [01:07.821] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [01:09.896] | Quality chairs that support the spine |
| [01:11.755] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [01:13.836] | External calls, make sure to press nine |
| [01:15.666] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [01:17.728] | We mother****ing love our lives |
| [01:20.112] | Photo copiers, fax machines |
| [01:21.636] | And casual Fridays, you get to wear jeans (Yay!) |
| [01:24.338] | How crazy is that, wearing jeans to work |
| [01:25.650] | On the tenth of every month wear Hawaiian shirts |
| [01:27.702] | Hawaiian shirt day, Hawaiian shirt day |
| [01:29.792] | Who said an office job wasn't a part-e |
| [01:31.948] | Health insurance, paid sick days |
| [01:33.762] | Bring baked goods to work on Tuesdays |
| [01:35.655] | Jill's muffins are always a hit |
| [01:37.738] | "What's the recipe Jill?" "They're from Costco..." |
| [01:40.335] | "Still, good choice." "Yeah, good choice, they're nice and squishy." |
| [01:43.713] | Staplers, keyboards, calculations |
| [01:45.817] | Work-related conversations |
| [01:47.392] | "Hey, did you get my work-related email?" |
| [01:49.430] | "Yes, I got your work-related email." |
| [01:51.518] | "Your Tron screensaver's really rad." |
| [01:53.569] | "Thanks, I like your Star Wars mouse pad." |
| [01:55.627] | "It was a gift from my dentist on my 30th birthday." |
| [01:57.461] | Clock strikes five, it's the end of the work day |
| [01:59.787] | Home by six, in bed by ten |
| [02:01.617] | Wake up and do it all over again |
| [02:03.671] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [02:05.723] | Why do I always feel like crying? |
| [02:07.571] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [02:09.641] | This is not what I dreamt of as a child |
| [02:11.726] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [02:13.519] | Everyday someone commits suicide |
| [02:15.608] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [02:17.461] | We mother****ing hate our lives |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:00.034] | zuo qu : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:00.068] | What' s a nine to five office job? |
| [00:02.640] | That sounds exactly like what I want |
| [00:04.227] | Young man, that is one party |
| [00:06.145] | you may not be able to handle |
| [00:07.745] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [00:09.612] | Monday to Friday live |
| [00:11.650] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [00:13.688] | Cubicles and neon lights |
| [00:15.762] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [00:17.795] | Stay till six, get overtime |
| [00:19.574] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [00:21.612] | We mother ing love our lives |
| [00:23.713] | Wake up in the morning at six |
| [00:25.765] | Breakfast with the wife and kids |
| [00:27.806] | Pack yourself a lunch, a ham sandwich |
| [00:29.868] | A juice box and carrot sticks |
| [00:31.649] | Cafeteria food is expensive |
| [00:33.533] | It may not fit into your budget |
| [00:35.846] | Hop on the bus, public transit |
| [00:37.669] | Or carpool for the environment |
| [00:39.717] | Leave early in case there is traffic |
| [00:41.580] | Bring a news paper or your favourite music |
| [00:43.655] | John Mayer, Tim McGraw and Styx |
| [00:45.757] | And Jon Bon Jovi' s greatest hits |
| [00:47.786] | Get to work at eight fifty five |
| [00:49.613] | Five minutes early, so you have the time |
| [00:51.724] | To pour yourself a coffee and say ' Hi' |
| [00:53.801] | To your coworkers, " Good morning, guys!" |
| [00:55.883] | Talk about the shows that were on last night |
| [00:57.680] | Or a sports event, if you' re a guy |
| [00:59.743] | The boss walks in and says |
| [01:01.058] | " Look at the time, everybody get to work, it is nine" |
| [01:04.166] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [01:05.706] | Bathroom break at 11: 05 |
| [01:07.821] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [01:09.896] | Quality chairs that support the spine |
| [01:11.755] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [01:13.836] | External calls, make sure to press nine |
| [01:15.666] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [01:17.728] | We mother ing love our lives |
| [01:20.112] | Photo copiers, fax machines |
| [01:21.636] | And casual Fridays, you get to wear jeans Yay! |
| [01:24.338] | How crazy is that, wearing jeans to work |
| [01:25.650] | On the tenth of every month wear Hawaiian shirts |
| [01:27.702] | Hawaiian shirt day, Hawaiian shirt day |
| [01:29.792] | Who said an office job wasn' t a parte |
| [01:31.948] | Health insurance, paid sick days |
| [01:33.762] | Bring baked goods to work on Tuesdays |
| [01:35.655] | Jill' s muffins are always a hit |
| [01:37.738] | " What' s the recipe Jill?" " They' re from Costco..." |
| [01:40.335] | " Still, good choice." " Yeah, good choice, they' re nice and squishy." |
| [01:43.713] | Staplers, keyboards, calculations |
| [01:45.817] | Workrelated conversations |
| [01:47.392] | " Hey, did you get my workrelated email?" |
| [01:49.430] | " Yes, I got your workrelated email." |
| [01:51.518] | " Your Tron screensaver' s really rad." |
| [01:53.569] | " Thanks, I like your Star Wars mouse pad." |
| [01:55.627] | " It was a gift from my dentist on my 30th birthday." |
| [01:57.461] | Clock strikes five, it' s the end of the work day |
| [01:59.787] | Home by six, in bed by ten |
| [02:01.617] | Wake up and do it all over again |
| [02:03.671] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [02:05.723] | Why do I always feel like crying? |
| [02:07.571] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [02:09.641] | This is not what I dreamt of as a child |
| [02:11.726] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [02:13.519] | Everyday someone commits suicide |
| [02:15.608] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [02:17.461] | We mother ing hate our lives |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:00.034] | zuò qǔ : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:00.068] | What' s a nine to five office job? |
| [00:02.640] | That sounds exactly like what I want |
| [00:04.227] | Young man, that is one party |
| [00:06.145] | you may not be able to handle |
| [00:07.745] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [00:09.612] | Monday to Friday live |
| [00:11.650] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [00:13.688] | Cubicles and neon lights |
| [00:15.762] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [00:17.795] | Stay till six, get overtime |
| [00:19.574] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [00:21.612] | We mother ing love our lives |
| [00:23.713] | Wake up in the morning at six |
| [00:25.765] | Breakfast with the wife and kids |
| [00:27.806] | Pack yourself a lunch, a ham sandwich |
| [00:29.868] | A juice box and carrot sticks |
| [00:31.649] | Cafeteria food is expensive |
| [00:33.533] | It may not fit into your budget |
| [00:35.846] | Hop on the bus, public transit |
| [00:37.669] | Or carpool for the environment |
| [00:39.717] | Leave early in case there is traffic |
| [00:41.580] | Bring a news paper or your favourite music |
| [00:43.655] | John Mayer, Tim McGraw and Styx |
| [00:45.757] | And Jon Bon Jovi' s greatest hits |
| [00:47.786] | Get to work at eight fifty five |
| [00:49.613] | Five minutes early, so you have the time |
| [00:51.724] | To pour yourself a coffee and say ' Hi' |
| [00:53.801] | To your coworkers, " Good morning, guys!" |
| [00:55.883] | Talk about the shows that were on last night |
| [00:57.680] | Or a sports event, if you' re a guy |
| [00:59.743] | The boss walks in and says |
| [01:01.058] | " Look at the time, everybody get to work, it is nine" |
| [01:04.166] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [01:05.706] | Bathroom break at 11: 05 |
| [01:07.821] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [01:09.896] | Quality chairs that support the spine |
| [01:11.755] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [01:13.836] | External calls, make sure to press nine |
| [01:15.666] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [01:17.728] | We mother ing love our lives |
| [01:20.112] | Photo copiers, fax machines |
| [01:21.636] | And casual Fridays, you get to wear jeans Yay! |
| [01:24.338] | How crazy is that, wearing jeans to work |
| [01:25.650] | On the tenth of every month wear Hawaiian shirts |
| [01:27.702] | Hawaiian shirt day, Hawaiian shirt day |
| [01:29.792] | Who said an office job wasn' t a parte |
| [01:31.948] | Health insurance, paid sick days |
| [01:33.762] | Bring baked goods to work on Tuesdays |
| [01:35.655] | Jill' s muffins are always a hit |
| [01:37.738] | " What' s the recipe Jill?" " They' re from Costco..." |
| [01:40.335] | " Still, good choice." " Yeah, good choice, they' re nice and squishy." |
| [01:43.713] | Staplers, keyboards, calculations |
| [01:45.817] | Workrelated conversations |
| [01:47.392] | " Hey, did you get my workrelated email?" |
| [01:49.430] | " Yes, I got your workrelated email." |
| [01:51.518] | " Your Tron screensaver' s really rad." |
| [01:53.569] | " Thanks, I like your Star Wars mouse pad." |
| [01:55.627] | " It was a gift from my dentist on my 30th birthday." |
| [01:57.461] | Clock strikes five, it' s the end of the work day |
| [01:59.787] | Home by six, in bed by ten |
| [02:01.617] | Wake up and do it all over again |
| [02:03.671] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [02:05.723] | Why do I always feel like crying? |
| [02:07.571] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [02:09.641] | This is not what I dreamt of as a child |
| [02:11.726] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [02:13.519] | Everyday someone commits suicide |
| [02:15.608] | Nine to five, nine to five |
| [02:17.461] | We mother ing hate our lives |
| [00:00.068] | 朝九晚五的办公室工作是什么？ |
| [00:02.640] | 听起来正是我想要的 |
| [00:04.227] | 年轻人 那可是场狂欢派对 |
| [00:06.145] | 你可能根本招架不住 |
| [00:07.745] | 朝九晚五 朝九晚五 |
| [00:09.612] | 周一到周五的生活 |
| [00:11.650] | 朝九晚五 朝九晚五 |
| [00:13.688] | 格子间与霓虹灯光 |
| [00:15.762] | 朝九晚五 朝九晚五 |
| [00:17.795] | 加班到六点 赚点外快 |
| [00:19.574] | 朝九晚五 朝九晚五 |
| [00:21.612] | 我们他妈热爱这生活 |
| [00:23.713] | 清晨六点准时起床 |
| [00:25.765] | 陪妻儿共进早餐 |
| [00:27.806] | 打包午餐 火腿三明治 |
| [00:29.868] | 果汁盒配胡萝卜条 |
| [00:31.649] | 食堂饭菜太昂贵 |
| [00:33.533] | 可能超出你预算 |
| [00:35.846] | 跳上公交 绿色出行 |
| [00:37.669] | 拼车更环保 |
| [00:39.717] | 提早出门避开拥堵 |
| [00:41.580] | 带上报纸或最爱唱片 |
| [00:43.655] | 约翰·梅尔 蒂姆·麦格罗 冥河乐队 |
| [00:45.757] | 还有邦乔维精选集 |
| [00:47.786] | 八点五十五分到岗 |
| [00:49.613] | 提前五分钟 刚好够时间 |
| [00:51.724] | 倒杯咖啡打招呼 |
| [00:53.801] | 对同事说"早上好" |
| [00:55.883] | 聊聊昨晚电视剧 |
| [00:57.680] | 或是体育赛事（如果你是直男） |
| [00:59.743] | 老板进门发话 |
| [01:01.058] | "看看时间 各位开工 九点整" |
| [01:04.166] | 朝九晚五 朝九晚五 |
| [01:05.706] | 十一点零五分上厕所 |
| [01:07.821] | 朝九晚五 朝九晚五 |
| [01:09.896] | 符合人体工学的座椅 |
| [01:11.755] | 朝九晚五 朝九晚五 |
| [01:13.836] | 外线电话记得先拨9 |
| [01:15.666] | 朝九晚五 朝九晚五 |
| [01:17.728] | 我们他妈热爱这生活 |
| [01:20.112] | 复印机 传真机 |
| [01:21.636] | 还有便装周五能穿牛仔裤（耶！） |
| [01:24.338] | 多疯狂啊 上班穿牛仔裤 |
| [01:25.650] | 每月十号还能穿夏威夷衫 |
| [01:27.702] | 夏威夷衫日 夏威夷衫日 |
| [01:29.792] | 谁说办公室不是派对场 |
| [01:31.948] | 医疗保险 带薪病假 |
| [01:33.762] | 每周二带烘焙点心 |
| [01:35.655] | 吉尔的纸杯蛋糕最受欢迎 |
| [01:37.738] | "配方是什么？""好市多买的..." |
| [01:40.335] | "还是不错""确实 松软可口" |
| [01:43.713] | 订书机 键盘 数据报表 |
| [01:45.817] | 工作相关的闲聊 |
| [01:47.392] | "嘿收到我工作邮件了吗" |
| [01:49.430] | "收到了你的工作邮件" |
| [01:51.518] | "你的电子争霸屏保超酷" |
| [01:53.569] | "谢谢 你的星战鼠标垫也不错" |
| [01:55.627] | "牙医送我的三十岁礼物" |
| [01:57.461] | 五点整 下班时间到 |
| [01:59.787] | 六点到家 十点入睡 |
| [02:01.617] | 醒来又是新轮回 |
| [02:03.671] | 朝九晚五 朝九晚五 |
| [02:05.723] | 为何总想痛哭流涕？ |
| [02:07.571] | 朝九晚五 朝九晚五 |
| [02:09.641] | 这绝非童年梦想 |
| [02:11.726] | 朝九晚五 朝九晚五 |
| [02:13.519] | 每天都有人选择自杀 |
| [02:15.608] | 朝九晚五 朝九晚五 |
| [02:17.461] | 我们他妈痛恨这生活 |
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