Asshole

Asshole 歌词

歌曲 Asshole
歌手 Denis Leary
专辑 Indie Anthems
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[00:08.99] Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
[00:13.70] About me, about you
[00:16.91] About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
[00:21.47] About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
[00:25.17] Maybe below the cockles
[00:26.59] Maybe in the sub cockle area
[00:28.77] Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys
[00:31.90] Maybe even in the colon, we don't know
[00:37.79] I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job
[00:42.86] I'm your average white, suburbanite slob
[00:46.75] I like football and porno and books about war
[00:50.92] I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
[00:55.12] My wife and my job, my kids and my car
[00:59.27] My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar
[01:06.94] But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
[01:11.86] (Oh no, no way, uh uh)
[01:14.69] No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
[01:20.11] (Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
[01:23.45] I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
[01:27.46] While people behind me are going insane
[01:31.55] I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
[01:35.77] I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, such an asshole)
[01:40.06] I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
[01:44.12] I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"
[01:48.12] I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
[01:52.32] I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)
[01:56.78] Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
[02:00.58] While handicapped people make handicapped faces
[02:04.64] I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
[02:08.79] I'm an asshole (he's a real fucking asshole)
[02:13.24] Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
[02:17.97] Ranting and raving and carrying on
[02:22.07] Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
[02:29.26] Nah!
[02:29.97] I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
[02:34.08] I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)
[02:38.69] You know what I'm gonna do?
[02:39.80] I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
[02:43.65] Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
[02:46.54] And all leather cow interior
[02:48.72] And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
[02:51.52] And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
[02:54.96] Gettin' 1 mile per gallon
[02:56.33] Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's
[02:58.55] In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
[03:01.24] And when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers
[03:03.42] I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
[03:05.71] And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
[03:08.09] And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
[03:10.78] You know why, because we've got the bomb, that's why
[03:13.41] Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
[03:16.39] Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
[03:19.79] They can have a big democracy cakewalk
[03:21.58] Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
[03:23.09] And it won't make a lick of difference
[03:24.26] Because we've got the bombs, OK?
[03:26.54] John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen
[03:28.61] And as soon as we find a cure for cancer
[03:30.56] We're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
[03:32.78] You know why
[03:33.59] Have you ever taken a cold shower?
[03:35.02] Well multiply that by 15 million times
[03:36.98] That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be!
[03:38.56] I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes
[03:40.63] And Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey
[03:43.31] And drive down to Texas and
[03:44.89] (Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
[03:46.36] Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
[03:48.68] I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
[03:52.73] I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)
[03:57.25] A-S-S-H-O-L-E
[04:00.54] Everybody
[04:01.19] A-S-S-H-O-L-E
[04:05.39] (Hooch*11)
[04:17.23] I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it
[00:08.99] Folks, I' d like to sing a song about the American Dream
[00:13.70] About me, about you
[00:16.91] About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
[00:21.47] About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
[00:25.17] Maybe below the cockles
[00:26.59] Maybe in the sub cockle area
[00:28.77] Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys
[00:31.90] Maybe even in the colon, we don' t know
[00:37.79] I' m just a regular Joe, with a regular job
[00:42.86] I' m your average white, suburbanite slob
[00:46.75] I like football and porno and books about war
[00:50.92] I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
[00:55.12] My wife and my job, my kids and my car
[00:59.27] My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar
[01:06.94] But sometimes that just ain' t enough to keep a man like me interested
[01:11.86] Oh no, no way, uh uh
[01:14.69] No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else' s expense
[01:20.11] Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:23.45] I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
[01:27.46] While people behind me are going insane
[01:31.55] I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, what an asshole
[01:35.77] I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, such an asshole
[01:40.06] I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
[01:44.12] I walk around in the summer time saying " how about this heat?"
[01:48.12] I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, what an asshole
[01:52.32] I' m an asshole he' s the world' s biggest asshole
[01:56.78] Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
[02:00.58] While handicapped people make handicapped faces
[02:04.64] I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, what an asshole
[02:08.79] I' m an asshole he' s a real fucking asshole
[02:13.24] Maybe I shouldn' t be singing this song
[02:17.97] Ranting and raving and carrying on
[02:22.07] Maybe they' re right when they tell me I' m wrong...
[02:29.26] Nah!
[02:29.97] I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, what an asshole
[02:34.08] I' m an asshole he' s the world' s biggest asshole
[02:38.69] You know what I' m gonna do?
[02:39.80] I' m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
[02:43.65] Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
[02:46.54] And all leather cow interior
[02:48.72] And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights yeah
[02:51.52] And I' m gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
[02:54.96] Gettin' 1 mile per gallon
[02:56.33] Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald' s
[02:58.55] In the old fashioned nonbiodegradable styrofoam containers
[03:01.24] And when I' m done sucking down those greaseball burgers
[03:03.42] I' m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
[03:05.71] And then I' m gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
[03:08.09] And there ain' t a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
[03:10.78] You know why, because we' ve got the bomb, that' s why
[03:13.41] Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
[03:16.39] Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
[03:19.79] They can have a big democracy cakewalk
[03:21.58] Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
[03:23.09] And it won' t make a lick of difference
[03:24.26] Because we' ve got the bombs, OK?
[03:26.54] John Wayne' s not dead, he' s frozen
[03:28.61] And as soon as we find a cure for cancer
[03:30.56] We' re gonna thaw out the Duke and he' s gonna be pretty pissed off
[03:32.78] You know why
[03:33.59] Have you ever taken a cold shower?
[03:35.02] Well multiply that by 15 million times
[03:36.98] That' s how pissed off the Duke' s gonna be!
[03:38.56] I' m gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes
[03:40.63] And Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey
[03:43.31] And drive down to Texas and
[03:44.89] Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!
[03:46.36] Why don' t you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
[03:48.68] I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, what an asshole
[03:52.73] I' m an asshole he' s the world' s biggest asshole
[03:57.25] ASSHOLE
[04:00.54] Everybody
[04:01.19] ASSHOLE
[04:05.39] Hooch 11
[04:17.23] I' m an asshole and I' m proud of it
[00:08.99] Folks, I' d like to sing a song about the American Dream
[00:13.70] About me, about you
[00:16.91] About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
[00:21.47] About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
[00:25.17] Maybe below the cockles
[00:26.59] Maybe in the sub cockle area
[00:28.77] Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys
[00:31.90] Maybe even in the colon, we don' t know
[00:37.79] I' m just a regular Joe, with a regular job
[00:42.86] I' m your average white, suburbanite slob
[00:46.75] I like football and porno and books about war
[00:50.92] I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
[00:55.12] My wife and my job, my kids and my car
[00:59.27] My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar
[01:06.94] But sometimes that just ain' t enough to keep a man like me interested
[01:11.86] Oh no, no way, uh uh
[01:14.69] No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else' s expense
[01:20.11] Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:23.45] I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
[01:27.46] While people behind me are going insane
[01:31.55] I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, what an asshole
[01:35.77] I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, such an asshole
[01:40.06] I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
[01:44.12] I walk around in the summer time saying " how about this heat?"
[01:48.12] I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, what an asshole
[01:52.32] I' m an asshole he' s the world' s biggest asshole
[01:56.78] Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
[02:00.58] While handicapped people make handicapped faces
[02:04.64] I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, what an asshole
[02:08.79] I' m an asshole he' s a real fucking asshole
[02:13.24] Maybe I shouldn' t be singing this song
[02:17.97] Ranting and raving and carrying on
[02:22.07] Maybe they' re right when they tell me I' m wrong...
[02:29.26] Nah!
[02:29.97] I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, what an asshole
[02:34.08] I' m an asshole he' s the world' s biggest asshole
[02:38.69] You know what I' m gonna do?
[02:39.80] I' m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
[02:43.65] Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
[02:46.54] And all leather cow interior
[02:48.72] And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights yeah
[02:51.52] And I' m gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
[02:54.96] Gettin' 1 mile per gallon
[02:56.33] Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald' s
[02:58.55] In the old fashioned nonbiodegradable styrofoam containers
[03:01.24] And when I' m done sucking down those greaseball burgers
[03:03.42] I' m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
[03:05.71] And then I' m gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
[03:08.09] And there ain' t a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
[03:10.78] You know why, because we' ve got the bomb, that' s why
[03:13.41] Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
[03:16.39] Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
[03:19.79] They can have a big democracy cakewalk
[03:21.58] Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
[03:23.09] And it won' t make a lick of difference
[03:24.26] Because we' ve got the bombs, OK?
[03:26.54] John Wayne' s not dead, he' s frozen
[03:28.61] And as soon as we find a cure for cancer
[03:30.56] We' re gonna thaw out the Duke and he' s gonna be pretty pissed off
[03:32.78] You know why
[03:33.59] Have you ever taken a cold shower?
[03:35.02] Well multiply that by 15 million times
[03:36.98] That' s how pissed off the Duke' s gonna be!
[03:38.56] I' m gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes
[03:40.63] And Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey
[03:43.31] And drive down to Texas and
[03:44.89] Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!
[03:46.36] Why don' t you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
[03:48.68] I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, what an asshole
[03:52.73] I' m an asshole he' s the world' s biggest asshole
[03:57.25] ASSHOLE
[04:00.54] Everybody
[04:01.19] ASSHOLE
[04:05.39] Hooch 11
[04:17.23] I' m an asshole and I' m proud of it
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