歌曲 | Asshole |
歌手 | Denis Leary |
专辑 | Indie Anthems |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:08.99] | Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream |
[00:13.70] | About me, about you |
[00:16.91] | About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests |
[00:21.47] | About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts |
[00:25.17] | Maybe below the cockles |
[00:26.59] | Maybe in the sub cockle area |
[00:28.77] | Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys |
[00:31.90] | Maybe even in the colon, we don't know |
[00:37.79] | I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job |
[00:42.86] | I'm your average white, suburbanite slob |
[00:46.75] | I like football and porno and books about war |
[00:50.92] | I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor |
[00:55.12] | My wife and my job, my kids and my car |
[00:59.27] | My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar |
[01:06.94] | But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested |
[01:11.86] | (Oh no, no way, uh uh) |
[01:14.69] | No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense |
[01:20.11] | (Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) |
[01:23.45] | I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane |
[01:27.46] | While people behind me are going insane |
[01:31.55] | I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) |
[01:35.77] | I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, such an asshole) |
[01:40.06] | I use public toilets and I piss on the seat |
[01:44.12] | I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?" |
[01:48.12] | I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) |
[01:52.32] | I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole) |
[01:56.78] | Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces |
[02:00.58] | While handicapped people make handicapped faces |
[02:04.64] | I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) |
[02:08.79] | I'm an asshole (he's a real fucking asshole) |
[02:13.24] | Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song |
[02:17.97] | Ranting and raving and carrying on |
[02:22.07] | Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong... |
[02:29.26] | Nah! |
[02:29.97] | I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) |
[02:34.08] | I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole) |
[02:38.69] | You know what I'm gonna do? |
[02:39.80] | I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible |
[02:43.65] | Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps |
[02:46.54] | And all leather cow interior |
[02:48.72] | And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah) |
[02:51.52] | And I'm gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour |
[02:54.96] | Gettin' 1 mile per gallon |
[02:56.33] | Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's |
[02:58.55] | In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers |
[03:01.24] | And when I'm done sucking down those greaseball burgers |
[03:03.42] | I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag |
[03:05.71] | And then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side |
[03:08.09] | And there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can do about it |
[03:10.78] | You know why, because we've got the bomb, that's why |
[03:13.41] | Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK? |
[03:16.39] | Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want |
[03:19.79] | They can have a big democracy cakewalk |
[03:21.58] | Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square |
[03:23.09] | And it won't make a lick of difference |
[03:24.26] | Because we've got the bombs, OK? |
[03:26.54] | John Wayne's not dead, he's frozen |
[03:28.61] | And as soon as we find a cure for cancer |
[03:30.56] | We're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off |
[03:32.78] | You know why |
[03:33.59] | Have you ever taken a cold shower? |
[03:35.02] | Well multiply that by 15 million times |
[03:36.98] | That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be! |
[03:38.56] | I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes |
[03:40.63] | And Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey |
[03:43.31] | And drive down to Texas and |
[03:44.89] | (Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!) |
[03:46.36] | Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal? |
[03:48.68] | I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole) |
[03:52.73] | I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole) |
[03:57.25] | A-S-S-H-O-L-E |
[04:00.54] | Everybody |
[04:01.19] | A-S-S-H-O-L-E |
[04:05.39] | (Hooch*11) |
[04:17.23] | I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it |
[00:08.99] | Folks, I' d like to sing a song about the American Dream |
[00:13.70] | About me, about you |
[00:16.91] | About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests |
[00:21.47] | About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts |
[00:25.17] | Maybe below the cockles |
[00:26.59] | Maybe in the sub cockle area |
[00:28.77] | Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys |
[00:31.90] | Maybe even in the colon, we don' t know |
[00:37.79] | I' m just a regular Joe, with a regular job |
[00:42.86] | I' m your average white, suburbanite slob |
[00:46.75] | I like football and porno and books about war |
[00:50.92] | I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor |
[00:55.12] | My wife and my job, my kids and my car |
[00:59.27] | My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar |
[01:06.94] | But sometimes that just ain' t enough to keep a man like me interested |
[01:11.86] | Oh no, no way, uh uh |
[01:14.69] | No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else' s expense |
[01:20.11] | Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
[01:23.45] | I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane |
[01:27.46] | While people behind me are going insane |
[01:31.55] | I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, what an asshole |
[01:35.77] | I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, such an asshole |
[01:40.06] | I use public toilets and I piss on the seat |
[01:44.12] | I walk around in the summer time saying " how about this heat?" |
[01:48.12] | I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, what an asshole |
[01:52.32] | I' m an asshole he' s the world' s biggest asshole |
[01:56.78] | Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces |
[02:00.58] | While handicapped people make handicapped faces |
[02:04.64] | I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, what an asshole |
[02:08.79] | I' m an asshole he' s a real fucking asshole |
[02:13.24] | Maybe I shouldn' t be singing this song |
[02:17.97] | Ranting and raving and carrying on |
[02:22.07] | Maybe they' re right when they tell me I' m wrong... |
[02:29.26] | Nah! |
[02:29.97] | I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, what an asshole |
[02:34.08] | I' m an asshole he' s the world' s biggest asshole |
[02:38.69] | You know what I' m gonna do? |
[02:39.80] | I' m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible |
[02:43.65] | Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps |
[02:46.54] | And all leather cow interior |
[02:48.72] | And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights yeah |
[02:51.52] | And I' m gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour |
[02:54.96] | Gettin' 1 mile per gallon |
[02:56.33] | Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald' s |
[02:58.55] | In the old fashioned nonbiodegradable styrofoam containers |
[03:01.24] | And when I' m done sucking down those greaseball burgers |
[03:03.42] | I' m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag |
[03:05.71] | And then I' m gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side |
[03:08.09] | And there ain' t a goddamn thing anybody can do about it |
[03:10.78] | You know why, because we' ve got the bomb, that' s why |
[03:13.41] | Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK? |
[03:16.39] | Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want |
[03:19.79] | They can have a big democracy cakewalk |
[03:21.58] | Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square |
[03:23.09] | And it won' t make a lick of difference |
[03:24.26] | Because we' ve got the bombs, OK? |
[03:26.54] | John Wayne' s not dead, he' s frozen |
[03:28.61] | And as soon as we find a cure for cancer |
[03:30.56] | We' re gonna thaw out the Duke and he' s gonna be pretty pissed off |
[03:32.78] | You know why |
[03:33.59] | Have you ever taken a cold shower? |
[03:35.02] | Well multiply that by 15 million times |
[03:36.98] | That' s how pissed off the Duke' s gonna be! |
[03:38.56] | I' m gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes |
[03:40.63] | And Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey |
[03:43.31] | And drive down to Texas and |
[03:44.89] | Hey! You know, you really are an asshole! |
[03:46.36] | Why don' t you just shut up and sing the song, pal? |
[03:48.68] | I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, what an asshole |
[03:52.73] | I' m an asshole he' s the world' s biggest asshole |
[03:57.25] | ASSHOLE |
[04:00.54] | Everybody |
[04:01.19] | ASSHOLE |
[04:05.39] | Hooch 11 |
[04:17.23] | I' m an asshole and I' m proud of it |
[00:08.99] | Folks, I' d like to sing a song about the American Dream |
[00:13.70] | About me, about you |
[00:16.91] | About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests |
[00:21.47] | About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts |
[00:25.17] | Maybe below the cockles |
[00:26.59] | Maybe in the sub cockle area |
[00:28.77] | Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys |
[00:31.90] | Maybe even in the colon, we don' t know |
[00:37.79] | I' m just a regular Joe, with a regular job |
[00:42.86] | I' m your average white, suburbanite slob |
[00:46.75] | I like football and porno and books about war |
[00:50.92] | I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor |
[00:55.12] | My wife and my job, my kids and my car |
[00:59.27] | My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar |
[01:06.94] | But sometimes that just ain' t enough to keep a man like me interested |
[01:11.86] | Oh no, no way, uh uh |
[01:14.69] | No I gotta go out and have fun at someone else' s expense |
[01:20.11] | Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
[01:23.45] | I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane |
[01:27.46] | While people behind me are going insane |
[01:31.55] | I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, what an asshole |
[01:35.77] | I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, such an asshole |
[01:40.06] | I use public toilets and I piss on the seat |
[01:44.12] | I walk around in the summer time saying " how about this heat?" |
[01:48.12] | I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, what an asshole |
[01:52.32] | I' m an asshole he' s the world' s biggest asshole |
[01:56.78] | Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces |
[02:00.58] | While handicapped people make handicapped faces |
[02:04.64] | I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, what an asshole |
[02:08.79] | I' m an asshole he' s a real fucking asshole |
[02:13.24] | Maybe I shouldn' t be singing this song |
[02:17.97] | Ranting and raving and carrying on |
[02:22.07] | Maybe they' re right when they tell me I' m wrong... |
[02:29.26] | Nah! |
[02:29.97] | I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, what an asshole |
[02:34.08] | I' m an asshole he' s the world' s biggest asshole |
[02:38.69] | You know what I' m gonna do? |
[02:39.80] | I' m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible |
[02:43.65] | Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps |
[02:46.54] | And all leather cow interior |
[02:48.72] | And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights yeah |
[02:51.52] | And I' m gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour |
[02:54.96] | Gettin' 1 mile per gallon |
[02:56.33] | Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald' s |
[02:58.55] | In the old fashioned nonbiodegradable styrofoam containers |
[03:01.24] | And when I' m done sucking down those greaseball burgers |
[03:03.42] | I' m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag |
[03:05.71] | And then I' m gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side |
[03:08.09] | And there ain' t a goddamn thing anybody can do about it |
[03:10.78] | You know why, because we' ve got the bomb, that' s why |
[03:13.41] | Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK? |
[03:16.39] | Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want |
[03:19.79] | They can have a big democracy cakewalk |
[03:21.58] | Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square |
[03:23.09] | And it won' t make a lick of difference |
[03:24.26] | Because we' ve got the bombs, OK? |
[03:26.54] | John Wayne' s not dead, he' s frozen |
[03:28.61] | And as soon as we find a cure for cancer |
[03:30.56] | We' re gonna thaw out the Duke and he' s gonna be pretty pissed off |
[03:32.78] | You know why |
[03:33.59] | Have you ever taken a cold shower? |
[03:35.02] | Well multiply that by 15 million times |
[03:36.98] | That' s how pissed off the Duke' s gonna be! |
[03:38.56] | I' m gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes |
[03:40.63] | And Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey |
[03:43.31] | And drive down to Texas and |
[03:44.89] | Hey! You know, you really are an asshole! |
[03:46.36] | Why don' t you just shut up and sing the song, pal? |
[03:48.68] | I' m an asshole he' s an asshole, what an asshole |
[03:52.73] | I' m an asshole he' s the world' s biggest asshole |
[03:57.25] | ASSHOLE |
[04:00.54] | Everybody |
[04:01.19] | ASSHOLE |
[04:05.39] | Hooch 11 |
[04:17.23] | I' m an asshole and I' m proud of it |