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Yeah, ah yeah, ah yeah, this one's dedicated |
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To all the ladies in the front, the back |
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All the older ladies out there lookin' nice |
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You know who you are whoo |
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I need you, boomin' granny |
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I said, "I want you, boomin' granny " |
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Boomin' granny, boomin' granny |
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Boomin' granny, good and plenty |
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Well it might sound odd, it might sound corny |
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But here's some sex rhymes for those that are horny |
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For your boomin' granny with the boomin' system |
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Said, "I love ya won't leave ya so you got to listen" |
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See I'm talkin' about the way that I'm feeling |
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You're so lovely lengthy and so appealing |
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A sassy sophisticated sexy lady |
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Well I'm 26 and you're 80 |
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The clock is ticking, so you better not front |
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We can go downtown and we could smoke some blunt |
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Well you're a lovely girl, just like Bea Arthur |
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Just turn down the lights so we can go farther |
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Boomin' granny, boomin' fanny |
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Boomin' granny, good and plenty |
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Because I saw ya at the check out line |
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You dropped your coupons and you were looking fine |
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Sophisticated, and so mature |
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I couldn't really care if you're 50 or 74 |
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Because I want ya and I need ya |
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Hey boomin' granny, you could be my teacher |
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And I could be your pet, bet |
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Listen old lady I'm gonna make ya sweat |
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I know I'm younger and your much older |
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You look so nice on my Chevy Nova |
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I'm gonna take her to the low rider show, and flaunt ya |
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I gotta tell ya lady |
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I said I want ya, boomin' granny |
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Because I need you boomin' granny |
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Boomin' granny, boomin' fanny |
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Boomin' granny, good and plenty |