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Today was my birthday party |
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It was so moving I cried |
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I had a super happy good time |
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Until most of my best friends died |
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(Oh god!) |
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So I ran into the bedroom |
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Where there was still some folks alive |
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We had a pajama jammy pillow fight |
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But tragically no one survi-ee-ived |
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Ooooooh! |
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Hey there Ninja Brian |
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Ooooooh! |
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We're awesome together |
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Ooooooh! |
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You know that I'm not lying |
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Ooooooh! |
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Best friends forever! |
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Ooooooh! |
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But if you wouldn't mind, there's... |
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Ooooooh! |
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One thing I'd like to request |
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Ooooooh! |
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It'd sure be great if you could please stop |
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Ooooooh! |
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Murdering all of my other friends |
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That's a dick move, bro. |
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Dick move. |
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This morning at the dog park |
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I met a cool new bunch of guys |
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Now we're hanging out together |
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And everything- God damn it, Ninja Brian |
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A few deaths I could look past |
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At three hundred I was concerned |
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Fifty thousand murders later |
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I'm starting to think you will never lea-a-earn |
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Ooooooh! |
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Hey there Ninja Brian |
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Ooooooh! |
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Just always remember |
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Ooooooh! |
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Through the good times and the homicides |
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Ooooooh! |
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Best friends forever! |
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Ooooooh! |
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I think that I can solve our problem |
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Ooooooh! |
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Meet your new friend, Ninja Jim |
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Ooooooh! |
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I know you guys will get along great |
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Ooooooh! |
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Except for the fact you just murdered him |
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Really, Ninja Brian? |
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During the chorus? |
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Heh. I can't stay mad at you. |
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Our rock jams |
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We'll reign supreme |
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As long as you don't stab me |
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We'll be a legendary team |
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Ninja Brian, what are you doing? |
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What is that? |
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Is that a knife? Oh, it's a knife. |
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I can tell by the way it's stabbing me. |
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Sigh. Good talk buddy. |
