| [00:01.480] | I can't believe you'd actually say that. |
| [00:04.550] | I'd much rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. Salty. |
| [00:08.190] | No way. Mr. Salty is a sailor. |
| [00:11.020] | He's gotta be the toughest snack there is. |
| [00:15.360] | I don't know. You don't wanna mess with Cornnuts. |
| [00:19.330] | They're crazy. |
| [00:23.100] | Oh,my God. You gotta come see this. |
| [00:25.740] | There's some creep out there with a telescope. |
| [00:30.610] | I can't believe it. He's looking right at us. |
| [00:33.510] | Oh,that is so sick. |
| [00:35.610] | I feel violated. |
| [00:37.520] | And not in a good way. |
| [00:39.450] | How can people do that? |
| [00:43.790] | You guys,look. Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots. |
| [00:49.130] | The One With the Evil Orthodontist |
| [01:38.210] | Years from now, school children will study it... |
| [01:41.410] | ...as one of the greatest first dates ever. |
| [01:45.120] | -Yeah. -I'll say,yeah. - |
| [01:47.750] | It was unbelievable. |
| [01:49.120] | We could be ourselves. We didn't have to play games. |
| [01:52.420] | -Have you called her? -She'd know I like her. That's crazy. - |
| [01:56.630] | Guys. It's gross. |
| [02:05.870] | I can't believe my parents are pushing me to find one of you people. |
| [02:10.840] | Come on. Just do it. |
| [02:13.410] | Call her. Stop being so testosterone-y. |
| [02:18.420] | Which,by the way, is the real San Francisco treat. |
| [02:26.630] | -Her machine. -Answering machine? - |
| [02:28.890] | No,interestingly, her leaf blower picked up. |
| [02:34.730] | So,why didn't you say anything? |
| [02:37.240] | No. Last time I left a spontaneous message... |
| [02:40.470] | ... I ended up using the phrase, "Yes,indeed-io." |
| [02:45.310] | Look,it's Rachel and Barry. Don't everybody look. |
| [02:50.820] | -They're just talking. -Does he look upset? - |
| [02:54.120] | Does he look like he was told to shove anything? |
| [02:59.290] | No. Actually,he's smiling. |
| [03:01.430] | Oh,my God. Don't do that. |
| [03:03.800] | What? What? What? |
| [03:04.930] | That man across the street just kicked that pigeon. |
| [03:10.800] | And basically,that's how a bill becomes a law. |
| [03:17.580] | See? Hey,Rach. |
| [03:21.180] | How'd it go? |
| [03:22.920] | You know,it was actually really great. |
| [03:26.890] | Lunch at the Russian Tea Room. |
| [03:28.750] | I had that chicken,where you poke it and butter squirts out. |
| [03:32.890] | Not a good day for birds. |
| [03:34.860] | Then we went to Bendel's. |
| [03:36.860] | And I told him not to,but he got me a bottle of Chanel. |
| [03:41.370] | That's nice. Now was that before or after you told him... |
| [03:45.340] | ...to stop calling,stop sending flowers and to leave you alone? |
| [03:50.210] | Right. Well,we never actually got to that. |
| [03:54.350] | It was just so nice to see him again. |
| [03:57.480] | It was comfortable and it was familiar. |
| [04:01.490] | It was just nice. |
| [04:03.160] | That's nice twice. |
| [04:06.330] | Isn't this the same Barry who you left at the altar? |
| [04:10.800] | Where have you been? |
| [04:14.200] | It was different with him today. |
| [04:16.370] | He wasn't,like,Orthodontist Guy. |
| [04:19.370] | I mean,we had fun. Is there anything wrong with that? |
| [04:26.310] | -Why? -I have my reasons. - |
| [04:31.650] | He's engaged to another woman... |
| [04:34.350] | ...who happens to be your ex-best friend? |
| [04:37.720] | All right. I know it's stupid. |
| [04:40.230] | I'll see him this afternoon and put an end to it. |
| [04:50.700] | I'm not crazy,right? I mean,it was never like that. |
| [04:54.670] | No,it wasn't. |
| [05:00.250] | It was so nice having this little sink here. |
| [05:07.890] | Then with authority,hang up. |
| [05:14.330] | Will you just leave her the message? |
| [05:22.200] | "Oh,Danielle, I wasn't expecting the machine. |
| [05:27.340] | Give me a call when you get a chance. |
| [05:32.680] | Bye-bye. |
| [05:34.750] | Oh,God. |
| [05:42.020] | Hey,I've been honing. |
| [05:44.720] | -What was with the dishes? -She might think I'm in a restaurant. - |
| [05:49.330] | I might have a life. Like I haven't been sitting here... |
| [05:53.670] | ... honing for the last two hours? |
| [05:56.170] | -The telescope guy's doing it again. -Oh,my God. - |
| [06:02.140] | Go away. Stop looking in here. |
| [06:06.180] | Great. Now he's waving back. |
| [06:11.950] | I caught him looking into our place. I feel like I can't do stuff. |
| [06:17.920] | What kind of stuff? |
| [06:21.890] | Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff... |
| [06:25.400] | ...but,like, when I'm cooking naked. |
| [06:29.900] | You cook naked? |
| [06:31.370] | Yeah,toast,oatmeal. Nothing that spatters. |
| [06:38.040] | What are you looking at me for? I didn't know that. |
| [06:43.120] | What's the matter? |
| [06:45.250] | I just Oh,Barry,this was not good. |
| [06:48.100] | No,it was. It was very,very good. |
| [06:51.720] | -What about Mindy? -Way better than Mindy. - |
| [07:00.530] | If you want,I'll break it off with her. |
| [07:07.810] | Dr. Farber,Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment. |
| [07:11.540] | Thanks,Bernice. |
| [07:13.850] | Let's go away this weekend. |
| [07:16.650] | -This is all way too -No,we can go to Aruba. - |
| [07:20.750] | When I went there on what would've been our honeymoon... |
| [07:24.390] | ...it was really nice. You would've liked it. |
| [07:29.460] | I had a bra. |
| [07:42.880] | Hey,Dr. Farber. |
| [07:44.040] | All right,Miss Greene, everything looks fine. |
| [07:48.150] | We're starting to see some real progress. |
| [07:54.720] | -What? -I'm 1 2,I'm not stupid. - |
| [08:08.100] | Can I use your phone? |
| [08:10.400] | For future reference, that thing in your hand... |
| [08:13.240] | ...can also be used as a phone. … |
| [08:22.680] | -Why isn't she calling? -Maybe she never got your message. - |
| [08:26.650] | Call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps... |
| [08:30.290] | ...that means she didn't get her messages yet. |
| [08:33.290] | -Doesn't that make me seem? -Desperate? Needy? Pathetic? - |
| [08:38.000] | You obviously saw my personal ad. |
| [08:43.600] | How many beeps? |
| [08:44.640] | She answered. |
| [08:47.970] | This is where you'd use that "hello" word. |
| [08:52.180] | I won't talk to her. She got my message... |
| [08:54.950] | ...and is choosing not to call me. Now I'm needy and snubbed. |
| [08:59.820] | God,I miss just being needy. |
| [09:04.760] | So how'd he take it? |
| [09:06.590] | Pretty well,actually. |
| [09:11.900] | How come you have dental floss in your hair? |
| [09:16.300] | Oh,do l? |
| [09:20.470] | -We ended up having sex in his chair. -You had sex in his chair? - |
| [09:29.980] | I said that a little too loudly,didn't l? |
| [09:33.990] | You had what? |
| [09:36.890] | Sex in his chair. |
| [09:41.360] | What...? What were you thinking? |
| [09:44.530] | I don't know. We still care about each other. |
| [09:47.870] | There's a history there. It's like you and Carol. |
| [09:53.710] | It's nothing like me and Carol. |
| [09:56.010] | If she said to you, "Ross,I want you on this couch... |
| [10:00.310] | ... right here,right now," what would you say? |
| [10:04.850] | If it helps,I could slide over. |
| [10:09.390] | It's a totally different situation. It's apples and oranges. |
| [10:14.360] | It's orthodontists and lesbians I gotta go. |
| [10:18.500] | -Where are you going? -I just have to go. - |
| [10:21.170] | I have things to do with my life. |
| [10:24.570] | I have a jam-packed schedule. |
| [10:44.620] | Mindy. |
| [10:47.530] | How are you? |
| [10:49.630] | Yes,I heard. Congratulations. That is so great. |
| [10:53.870] | Really,oh,God |
| [10:58.370] | I'm working tomorrow,but if you want,you can come by if you'd like. |
| [11:05.180] | Great. |
| [11:06.880] | Great. |
| [11:10.180] | So I'll see you tomorrow. |
| [11:12.850] | Okay. Bye. ok, |
| [11:16.490] | Oh,God. Oh,God. |
| [11:20.760] | So how's Mindy? |
| [11:24.000] | She wants to see me tomorrow. She sounded weird. I gotta call Barry. |
| [11:32.840] | It's me. I just Mindy. |
| [11:37.010] | Mindy. No,I figured that's where you'd be. |
| [11:57.630] | Hell is filled with people like you. |
| [12:03.500] | He's back. The peeper's back. |
| [12:06.440] | -Get down. -Get down? |
| [12:08.670] | And boogie. |
| [12:11.840] | I gotta go and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy. |
| [12:15.650] | She may not even know. |
| [12:17.520] | I haven't heard from her in seven months,what else is it about? |
| [12:23.260] | She was my best friend. |
| [12:25.560] | We went to camp together, she taught me how to kiss.... |
| [12:32.260] | Now,you know, I'm,like,the other woman. |
| [12:35.400] | -I feel so -Naughty. - |
| [12:40.340] | -See you later. -I'll walk with you. - |
| [12:43.140] | When she taught you to kiss,were you wearing any kind of little uniform? |
| [12:50.620] | That's fine,yeah. |
| [12:53.550] | I'm going to the bathroom. Will you watch my phone? |
| [12:57.020] | -Take it with you. -We haven't had a second date... - |
| [13:00.160] | -...she needs to hear me pee? -Why don't you call her? - |
| [13:03.860] | I can't. I left a message. I have some pride. |
| [13:07.300] | -Do you? -No. |
| [13:15.640] | Danielle,hi. |
| [13:17.340] | It's Chandler. |
| [13:19.580] | I'm fine. |
| [13:22.650] | Listen.... |
| [13:23.680] | I don't know if you tried to call me because... |
| [13:27.620] | ... I accidentally shut off my phone. |
| [13:33.330] | That's fine. That's great. Okay. |
| [13:37.200] | She's on the other line. She's gonna call me back. |
| [13:41.000] | She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back. |
| [13:45.170] | -Don't you have to pee? -That's why I'm dancing. - |
| [13:52.780] | -Mindy. -Hey,you. |
| [13:55.610] | Hey,you. |
| [14:01.120] | So what's up? |
| [14:03.890] | We should really be sitting for this. |
| [14:07.560] | Sure we should. |
| [14:19.140] | I'm gonna ask once, and I want a straight answer. |
| [14:22.610] | Not like when I asked if those red pants made my ass look big. |
| [14:28.010] | I know things have been weird... |
| [14:30.150] | ...but you're my oldest friend, except for Laurie... |
| [14:33.350] | ...who's bitter because she lost weight... |
| [14:36.190] | ...and it turns out, she doesn't have a pretty face. |
| [14:39.290] | -Okay,I'm just gonna say it. -Okay. - |
| [14:44.330] | Will you be my maid of honor? |
| [14:50.200] | -Of course. -That's so great. |
| [14:53.040] | It is. It is. It is. |
| [14:55.540] | -That's all you wanted to ask? -That's all. - |
| [15:01.980] | -What? -That's not all. |
| [15:06.480] | -Oh,sure it is. -Oh,no,it isn't. - |
| [15:11.190] | I think Barry's seeing someone in the city. |
| [15:15.130] | What would make you think that? |
| [15:17.460] | Since the engagement, he's acted weird. |
| [15:20.630] | And then last night,he came home smelling like Chanel. |
| [15:26.540] | Really? |
| [15:29.470] | If it'll make you feel any better... |
| [15:32.210] | ...when Barry and I got engaged, he was weird too. |
| [15:35.810] | Oh,God. That's what I was afraid of. |
| [15:38.320] | What's what you were afraid of? |
| [15:42.450] | When Barry was engaged to you, he and l... |
| [15:47.390] | ... kind of had a little thing on the side. … |
| [15:52.100] | -What? -I know,I know. |
| [15:54.500] | When he proposed,people said,"He'll do to you what he did to Rachel." |
| [15:59.770] | And now I feel so stupid. |
| [16:06.480] | You are so stupid. |
| [16:10.480] | We are both so stupid. |
| [16:12.720] | What do you mean? |
| [16:16.550] | Smell familiar? |
| [16:21.260] | Oh,I'm so sorry. |
| [16:23.260] | Oh,no,me. I am so sorry. |
| [16:25.830] | No,I am sorry. I'm sorry. |
| [16:42.010] | Oh,my. |
| [16:45.820] | Four letters,"circle or hoop." |
| [16:48.550] | -Ring,damn it,ring. -Thanks. |
| [16:54.530] | -You know our phone's not working? -What? |
| [16:58.800] | I called and there was no answer. |
| [17:02.100] | I turned it off. |
| [17:03.900] | Mother of God,I turned it off. |
| [17:06.740] | Just like you told her you did. |
| [17:10.180] | Just pointing out the irony. |
| [17:12.840] | I went across the street to the doorman. |
| [17:16.280] | I got the peeper's name. Can I use the phone? |
| [17:21.290] | Can I use your phone? |
| [17:26.660] | The number for a Sidney Marks,please. |
| [17:29.690] | "Heating device." |
| [17:32.400] | Radiator. |
| [17:33.930] | Five letters. |
| [17:35.530] | "Rdtor." “Rdtor.” |
| [17:41.810] | Yeah,is Sidney there? |
| [17:44.740] | Oh,this is? Sidney's a woman. |
| [17:47.750] | So she's a woman,so what? |
| [17:52.180] | I live across the street,and I know about your telescope. |
| [17:56.650] | And I don't appreciate it. |
| [17:58.660] | Yeah,I can see you right now. Hello? |
| [18:01.830] | If I wanna walk around in my underwear,I shouldn't have to feel |
| [18:06.930] | Thank you. |
| [18:10.600] | That's not really the point. The point is,that |
| [18:14.470] | Mostly free-weights, but occasionally |
| [18:19.510] | Yeah,my neighbor. Yeah,the brunette. |
| [18:23.620] | She said you looked pretty that day in the green dress. |
| [18:27.550] | The green dress? Really? |
| [18:30.260] | She said you looked like lngrid Bergman. |
| [18:38.700] | Did she mention me? |
| [18:42.700] | She wants to know why you tie the towel around your head. |
| [18:51.140] | It's a leave-in conditioner. |
| [18:58.320] | -You got a second? -Sure,sure. |
| [19:00.390] | Come on... |
| [19:02.100] | -...in. -Hello,sweetheart. hello, |
| [19:05.620] | What you guys doing here? |
| [19:07.630] | We are here to break up with you. |
| [19:11.630] | Both of you? |
| [19:13.230] | We think you're a horrible person, and bad things should happen to you. |
| [19:19.940] | I'm sorry. God,I am so sorry. |
| [19:22.310] | I was weak. I couldn't help myself. |
| [19:24.940] | Whatever I did,I only did because I love you so much. |
| [19:30.450] | Which one of us are you talking to there? |
| [19:35.790] | Mindy. |
| [19:37.190] | Of course,Mindy. It was always Mindy. |
| [19:42.860] | I swear,whatever I was doing, I was thinking of you. |
| [19:46.460] | Please. That second time,you couldn't have picked her out of a lineup. |
| [19:52.140] | You did it twice? |
| [19:59.040] | Honey,sweetheart,look. Just give me another chance. |
| [20:02.980] | We'll start over. We'll go back to Aruba. |
| [20:06.020] | What is it with you and Aruba? Do you have a deal with the airlines? |
| [20:11.820] | What do you say? |
| [20:13.390] | Dr. Farber,we've got an emergency here. |
| [20:16.330] | Jason Castalano 's choking on his retainer. |
| [20:19.230] | Oh,God. I'll be right there,Bernice. |
| [20:22.230] | Look,please don't go anywhere. |
| [20:24.570] | I'll be right back. |
| [20:31.880] | See how he was sweating when he walked out? |
| [20:35.180] | If I'm hogging the ball, you jump right in there... |
| [20:38.720] | ...and take some punches. This feels great. … |
| [20:42.750] | I'm pretty sure I'm still gonna marry him. |
| [20:46.520] | What are you talking about? |
| [20:48.930] | Mindy,the guy is the devil. |
| [20:51.930] | He is Satan in a smock. |
| [20:54.770] | I know he's not perfect. |
| [21:00.340] | But the truth is at the end of the day,I still really wanna be... |
| [21:05.610] | ... Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber... |
| [21:09.580] | ... D. D.S. … |
| [21:12.250] | Oh,God. |
| [21:14.250] | I hope you can find a way to be happy for me. |
| [21:17.790] | And I hope you'll still be my maid of honor. |
| [21:21.490] | And I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba. |
| [21:31.870] | You okay? |
| [21:35.970] | Really? |
| [21:39.810] | Since I ran out on Barry at the wedding... |
| [21:42.650] | ...I've wondered whether I made the right choice. |
| [21:46.280] | And now I know. |
| [21:48.920] | I'm so glad. |
| [21:54.760] | Big day. |
| [22:04.700] | I'll give you this: Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. |
| [22:08.270] | He's got the monocle, he's got the top hat.... |
| [22:11.440] | Did you know he's gay? |
| [22:16.480] | I just wanna clarify this. Are you outing Mr. Peanut? |
| [22:23.120] | Danielle,hi. |
| [22:24.790] | Everybody,this is Danielle. Danielle,everybody. |
| [22:28.730] | Why are you here? |
| [22:30.130] | I've been calling, but I had your number wrong. |
| [22:33.500] | When I got the right one, there was no answer. |
| [22:37.000] | So I thought I'd come down here and make sure you were okay. |
| [22:41.640] | I'm okay. |
| [22:42.940] | Maybe we could get together later? |
| [22:50.620] | You got it. |
| [22:56.620] | -There you go. -Second date. - |
| [22:59.720] | I don't know. |
| [23:01.690] | You don't know? |
| [23:03.030] | She seems nice,but her coming all the way here... |
| [23:06.860] | ...just to see if I was okay? I mean,how needy is that? |
| [00:01.480] | I can' t believe you' d actually say that. |
| [00:04.550] | I' d much rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. Salty. |
| [00:08.190] | No way. Mr. Salty is a sailor. |
| [00:11.020] | He' s gotta be the toughest snack there is. |
| [00:15.360] | I don' t know. You don' t wanna mess with Cornnuts. |
| [00:19.330] | They' re crazy. |
| [00:23.100] | Oh, my God. You gotta come see this. |
| [00:25.740] | There' s some creep out there with a telescope. |
| [00:30.610] | I can' t believe it. He' s looking right at us. |
| [00:33.510] | Oh, that is so sick. |
| [00:35.610] | I feel violated. |
| [00:37.520] | And not in a good way. |
| [00:39.450] | How can people do that? |
| [00:43.790] | You guys, look. Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots. |
| [00:49.130] | The One With the Evil Orthodontist |
| [01:38.210] | Years from now, school children will study it... |
| [01:41.410] | ... as one of the greatest first dates ever. |
| [01:45.120] | Yeah. I' ll say, yeah. |
| [01:47.750] | It was unbelievable. |
| [01:49.120] | We could be ourselves. We didn' t have to play games. |
| [01:52.420] | Have you called her? She' d know I like her. That' s crazy. |
| [01:56.630] | Guys. It' s gross. |
| [02:05.870] | I can' t believe my parents are pushing me to find one of you people. |
| [02:10.840] | Come on. Just do it. |
| [02:13.410] | Call her. Stop being so testosteroney. |
| [02:18.420] | Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat. |
| [02:26.630] | Her machine. Answering machine? |
| [02:28.890] | No, interestingly, her leaf blower picked up. |
| [02:34.730] | So, why didn' t you say anything? |
| [02:37.240] | No. Last time I left a spontaneous message... |
| [02:40.470] | ... I ended up using the phrase, " Yes, indeedio." |
| [02:45.310] | Look, it' s Rachel and Barry. Don' t everybody look. |
| [02:50.820] | They' re just talking. Does he look upset? |
| [02:54.120] | Does he look like he was told to shove anything? |
| [02:59.290] | No. Actually, he' s smiling. |
| [03:01.430] | Oh, my God. Don' t do that. |
| [03:03.800] | What? What? What? |
| [03:04.930] | That man across the street just kicked that pigeon. |
| [03:10.800] | And basically, that' s how a bill becomes a law. |
| [03:17.580] | See? Hey, Rach. |
| [03:21.180] | How' d it go? |
| [03:22.920] | You know, it was actually really great. |
| [03:26.890] | Lunch at the Russian Tea Room. |
| [03:28.750] | I had that chicken, where you poke it and butter squirts out. |
| [03:32.890] | Not a good day for birds. |
| [03:34.860] | Then we went to Bendel' s. |
| [03:36.860] | And I told him not to, but he got me a bottle of Chanel. |
| [03:41.370] | That' s nice. Now was that before or after you told him... |
| [03:45.340] | ... to stop calling, stop sending flowers and to leave you alone? |
| [03:50.210] | Right. Well, we never actually got to that. |
| [03:54.350] | It was just so nice to see him again. |
| [03:57.480] | It was comfortable and it was familiar. |
| [04:01.490] | It was just nice. |
| [04:03.160] | That' s nice twice. |
| [04:06.330] | Isn' t this the same Barry who you left at the altar? |
| [04:10.800] | Where have you been? |
| [04:14.200] | It was different with him today. |
| [04:16.370] | He wasn' t, like, Orthodontist Guy. |
| [04:19.370] | I mean, we had fun. Is there anything wrong with that? |
| [04:26.310] | Why? I have my reasons. |
| [04:31.650] | He' s engaged to another woman... |
| [04:34.350] | ... who happens to be your exbest friend? |
| [04:37.720] | All right. I know it' s stupid. |
| [04:40.230] | I' ll see him this afternoon and put an end to it. |
| [04:50.700] | I' m not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that. |
| [04:54.670] | No, it wasn' t. |
| [05:00.250] | It was so nice having this little sink here. |
| [05:07.890] | Then with authority, hang up. |
| [05:14.330] | Will you just leave her the message? |
| [05:22.200] | " Oh, Danielle, I wasn' t expecting the machine. |
| [05:27.340] | Give me a call when you get a chance. |
| [05:32.680] | Byebye. |
| [05:34.750] | Oh, God. |
| [05:42.020] | Hey, I' ve been honing. |
| [05:44.720] | What was with the dishes? She might think I' m in a restaurant. |
| [05:49.330] | I might have a life. Like I haven' t been sitting here... |
| [05:53.670] | ... honing for the last two hours? |
| [05:56.170] | The telescope guy' s doing it again. Oh, my God. |
| [06:02.140] | Go away. Stop looking in here. |
| [06:06.180] | Great. Now he' s waving back. |
| [06:11.950] | I caught him looking into our place. I feel like I can' t do stuff. |
| [06:17.920] | What kind of stuff? |
| [06:21.890] | Will you grow up? I' m not talking about sexy stuff... |
| [06:25.400] | ... but, like, when I' m cooking naked. |
| [06:29.900] | You cook naked? |
| [06:31.370] | Yeah, toast, oatmeal. Nothing that spatters. |
| [06:38.040] | What are you looking at me for? I didn' t know that. |
| [06:43.120] | What' s the matter? |
| [06:45.250] | I just Oh, Barry, this was not good. |
| [06:48.100] | No, it was. It was very, very good. |
| [06:51.720] | What about Mindy? Way better than Mindy. |
| [07:00.530] | If you want, I' ll break it off with her. |
| [07:07.810] | Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment. |
| [07:11.540] | Thanks, Bernice. |
| [07:13.850] | Let' s go away this weekend. |
| [07:16.650] | This is all way too No, we can go to Aruba. |
| [07:20.750] | When I went there on what would' ve been our honeymoon... |
| [07:24.390] | ... it was really nice. You would' ve liked it. |
| [07:29.460] | I had a bra. |
| [07:42.880] | Hey, Dr. Farber. |
| [07:44.040] | All right, Miss Greene, everything looks fine. |
| [07:48.150] | We' re starting to see some real progress. |
| [07:54.720] | What? I' m 1 2, I' m not stupid. |
| [08:08.100] | Can I use your phone? |
| [08:10.400] | For future reference, that thing in your hand... |
| [08:13.240] | ... can also be used as a phone. |
| [08:22.680] | Why isn' t she calling? Maybe she never got your message. |
| [08:26.650] | Call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps... |
| [08:30.290] | ... that means she didn' t get her messages yet. |
| [08:33.290] | Doesn' t that make me seem? Desperate? Needy? Pathetic? |
| [08:38.000] | You obviously saw my personal ad. |
| [08:43.600] | How many beeps? |
| [08:44.640] | She answered. |
| [08:47.970] | This is where you' d use that " hello" word. |
| [08:52.180] | I won' t talk to her. She got my message... |
| [08:54.950] | ... and is choosing not to call me. Now I' m needy and snubbed. |
| [08:59.820] | God, I miss just being needy. |
| [09:04.760] | So how' d he take it? |
| [09:06.590] | Pretty well, actually. |
| [09:11.900] | How come you have dental floss in your hair? |
| [09:16.300] | Oh, do l? |
| [09:20.470] | We ended up having sex in his chair. You had sex in his chair? |
| [09:29.980] | I said that a little too loudly, didn' t l? |
| [09:33.990] | You had what? |
| [09:36.890] | Sex in his chair. |
| [09:41.360] | What...? What were you thinking? |
| [09:44.530] | I don' t know. We still care about each other. |
| [09:47.870] | There' s a history there. It' s like you and Carol. |
| [09:53.710] | It' s nothing like me and Carol. |
| [09:56.010] | If she said to you, " Ross, I want you on this couch... |
| [10:00.310] | ... right here, right now," what would you say? |
| [10:04.850] | If it helps, I could slide over. |
| [10:09.390] | It' s a totally different situation. It' s apples and oranges. |
| [10:14.360] | It' s orthodontists and lesbians I gotta go. |
| [10:18.500] | Where are you going? I just have to go. |
| [10:21.170] | I have things to do with my life. |
| [10:24.570] | I have a jampacked schedule. |
| [10:44.620] | Mindy. |
| [10:47.530] | How are you? |
| [10:49.630] | Yes, I heard. Congratulations. That is so great. |
| [10:53.870] | Really, oh, God |
| [10:58.370] | I' m working tomorrow, but if you want, you can come by if you' d like. |
| [11:05.180] | Great. |
| [11:06.880] | Great. |
| [11:10.180] | So I' ll see you tomorrow. |
| [11:12.850] | Okay. Bye. ok, |
| [11:16.490] | Oh, God. Oh, God. |
| [11:20.760] | So how' s Mindy? |
| [11:24.000] | She wants to see me tomorrow. She sounded weird. I gotta call Barry. |
| [11:32.840] | It' s me. I just Mindy. |
| [11:37.010] | Mindy. No, I figured that' s where you' d be. |
| [11:57.630] | Hell is filled with people like you. |
| [12:03.500] | He' s back. The peeper' s back. |
| [12:06.440] | Get down. Get down? |
| [12:08.670] | And boogie. |
| [12:11.840] | I gotta go and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy. |
| [12:15.650] | She may not even know. |
| [12:17.520] | I haven' t heard from her in seven months, what else is it about? |
| [12:23.260] | She was my best friend. |
| [12:25.560] | We went to camp together, she taught me how to kiss.... |
| [12:32.260] | Now, you know, I' m, like, the other woman. |
| [12:35.400] | I feel so Naughty. |
| [12:40.340] | See you later. I' ll walk with you. |
| [12:43.140] | When she taught you to kiss, were you wearing any kind of little uniform? |
| [12:50.620] | That' s fine, yeah. |
| [12:53.550] | I' m going to the bathroom. Will you watch my phone? |
| [12:57.020] | Take it with you. We haven' t had a second date... |
| [13:00.160] | ... she needs to hear me pee? Why don' t you call her? |
| [13:03.860] | I can' t. I left a message. I have some pride. |
| [13:07.300] | Do you? No. |
| [13:15.640] | Danielle, hi. |
| [13:17.340] | It' s Chandler. |
| [13:19.580] | I' m fine. |
| [13:22.650] | Listen.... |
| [13:23.680] | I don' t know if you tried to call me because... |
| [13:27.620] | ... I accidentally shut off my phone. |
| [13:33.330] | That' s fine. That' s great. Okay. |
| [13:37.200] | She' s on the other line. She' s gonna call me back. |
| [13:41.000] | She' s on the other line, she' s gonna call me back. |
| [13:45.170] | Don' t you have to pee? That' s why I' m dancing. |
| [13:52.780] | Mindy. Hey, you. |
| [13:55.610] | Hey, you. |
| [14:01.120] | So what' s up? |
| [14:03.890] | We should really be sitting for this. |
| [14:07.560] | Sure we should. |
| [14:19.140] | I' m gonna ask once, and I want a straight answer. |
| [14:22.610] | Not like when I asked if those red pants made my ass look big. |
| [14:28.010] | I know things have been weird... |
| [14:30.150] | ... but you' re my oldest friend, except for Laurie... |
| [14:33.350] | ... who' s bitter because she lost weight... |
| [14:36.190] | ... and it turns out, she doesn' t have a pretty face. |
| [14:39.290] | Okay, I' m just gonna say it. Okay. |
| [14:44.330] | Will you be my maid of honor? |
| [14:50.200] | Of course. That' s so great. |
| [14:53.040] | It is. It is. It is. |
| [14:55.540] | That' s all you wanted to ask? That' s all. |
| [15:01.980] | What? That' s not all. |
| [15:06.480] | Oh, sure it is. Oh, no, it isn' t. |
| [15:11.190] | I think Barry' s seeing someone in the city. |
| [15:15.130] | What would make you think that? |
| [15:17.460] | Since the engagement, he' s acted weird. |
| [15:20.630] | And then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel. |
| [15:26.540] | Really? |
| [15:29.470] | If it' ll make you feel any better... |
| [15:32.210] | ... when Barry and I got engaged, he was weird too. |
| [15:35.810] | Oh, God. That' s what I was afraid of. |
| [15:38.320] | What' s what you were afraid of? |
| [15:42.450] | When Barry was engaged to you, he and l... |
| [15:47.390] | ... kind of had a little thing on the side. |
| [15:52.100] | What? I know, I know. |
| [15:54.500] | When he proposed, people said," He' ll do to you what he did to Rachel." |
| [15:59.770] | And now I feel so stupid. |
| [16:06.480] | You are so stupid. |
| [16:10.480] | We are both so stupid. |
| [16:12.720] | What do you mean? |
| [16:16.550] | Smell familiar? |
| [16:21.260] | Oh, I' m so sorry. |
| [16:23.260] | Oh, no, me. I am so sorry. |
| [16:25.830] | No, I am sorry. I' m sorry. |
| [16:42.010] | Oh, my. |
| [16:45.820] | Four letters," circle or hoop." |
| [16:48.550] | Ring, damn it, ring. Thanks. |
| [16:54.530] | You know our phone' s not working? What? |
| [16:58.800] | I called and there was no answer. |
| [17:02.100] | I turned it off. |
| [17:03.900] | Mother of God, I turned it off. |
| [17:06.740] | Just like you told her you did. |
| [17:10.180] | Just pointing out the irony. |
| [17:12.840] | I went across the street to the doorman. |
| [17:16.280] | I got the peeper' s name. Can I use the phone? |
| [17:21.290] | Can I use your phone? |
| [17:26.660] | The number for a Sidney Marks, please. |
| [17:29.690] | " Heating device." |
| [17:32.400] | Radiator. |
| [17:33.930] | Five letters. |
| [17:35.530] | " Rdtor." " Rdtor." |
| [17:41.810] | Yeah, is Sidney there? |
| [17:44.740] | Oh, this is? Sidney' s a woman. |
| [17:47.750] | So she' s a woman, so what? |
| [17:52.180] | I live across the street, and I know about your telescope. |
| [17:56.650] | And I don' t appreciate it. |
| [17:58.660] | Yeah, I can see you right now. Hello? |
| [18:01.830] | If I wanna walk around in my underwear, I shouldn' t have to feel |
| [18:06.930] | Thank you. |
| [18:10.600] | That' s not really the point. The point is, that |
| [18:14.470] | Mostly freeweights, but occasionally |
| [18:19.510] | Yeah, my neighbor. Yeah, the brunette. |
| [18:23.620] | She said you looked pretty that day in the green dress. |
| [18:27.550] | The green dress? Really? |
| [18:30.260] | She said you looked like lngrid Bergman. |
| [18:38.700] | Did she mention me? |
| [18:42.700] | She wants to know why you tie the towel around your head. |
| [18:51.140] | It' s a leavein conditioner. |
| [18:58.320] | You got a second? Sure, sure. |
| [19:00.390] | Come on... |
| [19:02.100] | ... in. Hello, sweetheart. hello, |
| [19:05.620] | What you guys doing here? |
| [19:07.630] | We are here to break up with you. |
| [19:11.630] | Both of you? |
| [19:13.230] | We think you' re a horrible person, and bad things should happen to you. |
| [19:19.940] | I' m sorry. God, I am so sorry. |
| [19:22.310] | I was weak. I couldn' t help myself. |
| [19:24.940] | Whatever I did, I only did because I love you so much. |
| [19:30.450] | Which one of us are you talking to there? |
| [19:35.790] | Mindy. |
| [19:37.190] | Of course, Mindy. It was always Mindy. |
| [19:42.860] | I swear, whatever I was doing, I was thinking of you. |
| [19:46.460] | Please. That second time, you couldn' t have picked her out of a lineup. |
| [19:52.140] | You did it twice? |
| [19:59.040] | Honey, sweetheart, look. Just give me another chance. |
| [20:02.980] | We' ll start over. We' ll go back to Aruba. |
| [20:06.020] | What is it with you and Aruba? Do you have a deal with the airlines? |
| [20:11.820] | What do you say? |
| [20:13.390] | Dr. Farber, we' ve got an emergency here. |
| [20:16.330] | Jason Castalano ' s choking on his retainer. |
| [20:19.230] | Oh, God. I' ll be right there, Bernice. |
| [20:22.230] | Look, please don' t go anywhere. |
| [20:24.570] | I' ll be right back. |
| [20:31.880] | See how he was sweating when he walked out? |
| [20:35.180] | If I' m hogging the ball, you jump right in there... |
| [20:38.720] | ... and take some punches. This feels great. |
| [20:42.750] | I' m pretty sure I' m still gonna marry him. |
| [20:46.520] | What are you talking about? |
| [20:48.930] | Mindy, the guy is the devil. |
| [20:51.930] | He is Satan in a smock. |
| [20:54.770] | I know he' s not perfect. |
| [21:00.340] | But the truth is at the end of the day, I still really wanna be... |
| [21:05.610] | ... Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber... |
| [21:09.580] | ... D. D. S. |
| [21:12.250] | Oh, God. |
| [21:14.250] | I hope you can find a way to be happy for me. |
| [21:17.790] | And I hope you' ll still be my maid of honor. |
| [21:21.490] | And I hope Barry doesn' t kill you and eat you in Aruba. |
| [21:31.870] | You okay? |
| [21:35.970] | Really? |
| [21:39.810] | Since I ran out on Barry at the wedding... |
| [21:42.650] | ... I' ve wondered whether I made the right choice. |
| [21:46.280] | And now I know. |
| [21:48.920] | I' m so glad. |
| [21:54.760] | Big day. |
| [22:04.700] | I' ll give you this: Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. |
| [22:08.270] | He' s got the monocle, he' s got the top hat.... |
| [22:11.440] | Did you know he' s gay? |
| [22:16.480] | I just wanna clarify this. Are you outing Mr. Peanut? |
| [22:23.120] | Danielle, hi. |
| [22:24.790] | Everybody, this is Danielle. Danielle, everybody. |
| [22:28.730] | Why are you here? |
| [22:30.130] | I' ve been calling, but I had your number wrong. |
| [22:33.500] | When I got the right one, there was no answer. |
| [22:37.000] | So I thought I' d come down here and make sure you were okay. |
| [22:41.640] | I' m okay. |
| [22:42.940] | Maybe we could get together later? |
| [22:50.620] | You got it. |
| [22:56.620] | There you go. Second date. |
| [22:59.720] | I don' t know. |
| [23:01.690] | You don' t know? |
| [23:03.030] | She seems nice, but her coming all the way here... |
| [23:06.860] | ... just to see if I was okay? I mean, how needy is that? |
| [00:01.480] | I can' t believe you' d actually say that. |
| [00:04.550] | I' d much rather be Mr. Peanut than Mr. Salty. |
| [00:08.190] | No way. Mr. Salty is a sailor. |
| [00:11.020] | He' s gotta be the toughest snack there is. |
| [00:15.360] | I don' t know. You don' t wanna mess with Cornnuts. |
| [00:19.330] | They' re crazy. |
| [00:23.100] | Oh, my God. You gotta come see this. |
| [00:25.740] | There' s some creep out there with a telescope. |
| [00:30.610] | I can' t believe it. He' s looking right at us. |
| [00:33.510] | Oh, that is so sick. |
| [00:35.610] | I feel violated. |
| [00:37.520] | And not in a good way. |
| [00:39.450] | How can people do that? |
| [00:43.790] | You guys, look. Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots. |
| [00:49.130] | The One With the Evil Orthodontist |
| [01:38.210] | Years from now, school children will study it... |
| [01:41.410] | ... as one of the greatest first dates ever. |
| [01:45.120] | Yeah. I' ll say, yeah. |
| [01:47.750] | It was unbelievable. |
| [01:49.120] | We could be ourselves. We didn' t have to play games. |
| [01:52.420] | Have you called her? She' d know I like her. That' s crazy. |
| [01:56.630] | Guys. It' s gross. |
| [02:05.870] | I can' t believe my parents are pushing me to find one of you people. |
| [02:10.840] | Come on. Just do it. |
| [02:13.410] | Call her. Stop being so testosteroney. |
| [02:18.420] | Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat. |
| [02:26.630] | Her machine. Answering machine? |
| [02:28.890] | No, interestingly, her leaf blower picked up. |
| [02:34.730] | So, why didn' t you say anything? |
| [02:37.240] | No. Last time I left a spontaneous message... |
| [02:40.470] | ... I ended up using the phrase, " Yes, indeedio." |
| [02:45.310] | Look, it' s Rachel and Barry. Don' t everybody look. |
| [02:50.820] | They' re just talking. Does he look upset? |
| [02:54.120] | Does he look like he was told to shove anything? |
| [02:59.290] | No. Actually, he' s smiling. |
| [03:01.430] | Oh, my God. Don' t do that. |
| [03:03.800] | What? What? What? |
| [03:04.930] | That man across the street just kicked that pigeon. |
| [03:10.800] | And basically, that' s how a bill becomes a law. |
| [03:17.580] | See? Hey, Rach. |
| [03:21.180] | How' d it go? |
| [03:22.920] | You know, it was actually really great. |
| [03:26.890] | Lunch at the Russian Tea Room. |
| [03:28.750] | I had that chicken, where you poke it and butter squirts out. |
| [03:32.890] | Not a good day for birds. |
| [03:34.860] | Then we went to Bendel' s. |
| [03:36.860] | And I told him not to, but he got me a bottle of Chanel. |
| [03:41.370] | That' s nice. Now was that before or after you told him... |
| [03:45.340] | ... to stop calling, stop sending flowers and to leave you alone? |
| [03:50.210] | Right. Well, we never actually got to that. |
| [03:54.350] | It was just so nice to see him again. |
| [03:57.480] | It was comfortable and it was familiar. |
| [04:01.490] | It was just nice. |
| [04:03.160] | That' s nice twice. |
| [04:06.330] | Isn' t this the same Barry who you left at the altar? |
| [04:10.800] | Where have you been? |
| [04:14.200] | It was different with him today. |
| [04:16.370] | He wasn' t, like, Orthodontist Guy. |
| [04:19.370] | I mean, we had fun. Is there anything wrong with that? |
| [04:26.310] | Why? I have my reasons. |
| [04:31.650] | He' s engaged to another woman... |
| [04:34.350] | ... who happens to be your exbest friend? |
| [04:37.720] | All right. I know it' s stupid. |
| [04:40.230] | I' ll see him this afternoon and put an end to it. |
| [04:50.700] | I' m not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that. |
| [04:54.670] | No, it wasn' t. |
| [05:00.250] | It was so nice having this little sink here. |
| [05:07.890] | Then with authority, hang up. |
| [05:14.330] | Will you just leave her the message? |
| [05:22.200] | " Oh, Danielle, I wasn' t expecting the machine. |
| [05:27.340] | Give me a call when you get a chance. |
| [05:32.680] | Byebye. |
| [05:34.750] | Oh, God. |
| [05:42.020] | Hey, I' ve been honing. |
| [05:44.720] | What was with the dishes? She might think I' m in a restaurant. |
| [05:49.330] | I might have a life. Like I haven' t been sitting here... |
| [05:53.670] | ... honing for the last two hours? |
| [05:56.170] | The telescope guy' s doing it again. Oh, my God. |
| [06:02.140] | Go away. Stop looking in here. |
| [06:06.180] | Great. Now he' s waving back. |
| [06:11.950] | I caught him looking into our place. I feel like I can' t do stuff. |
| [06:17.920] | What kind of stuff? |
| [06:21.890] | Will you grow up? I' m not talking about sexy stuff... |
| [06:25.400] | ... but, like, when I' m cooking naked. |
| [06:29.900] | You cook naked? |
| [06:31.370] | Yeah, toast, oatmeal. Nothing that spatters. |
| [06:38.040] | What are you looking at me for? I didn' t know that. |
| [06:43.120] | What' s the matter? |
| [06:45.250] | I just Oh, Barry, this was not good. |
| [06:48.100] | No, it was. It was very, very good. |
| [06:51.720] | What about Mindy? Way better than Mindy. |
| [07:00.530] | If you want, I' ll break it off with her. |
| [07:07.810] | Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment. |
| [07:11.540] | Thanks, Bernice. |
| [07:13.850] | Let' s go away this weekend. |
| [07:16.650] | This is all way too No, we can go to Aruba. |
| [07:20.750] | When I went there on what would' ve been our honeymoon... |
| [07:24.390] | ... it was really nice. You would' ve liked it. |
| [07:29.460] | I had a bra. |
| [07:42.880] | Hey, Dr. Farber. |
| [07:44.040] | All right, Miss Greene, everything looks fine. |
| [07:48.150] | We' re starting to see some real progress. |
| [07:54.720] | What? I' m 1 2, I' m not stupid. |
| [08:08.100] | Can I use your phone? |
| [08:10.400] | For future reference, that thing in your hand... |
| [08:13.240] | ... can also be used as a phone. |
| [08:22.680] | Why isn' t she calling? Maybe she never got your message. |
| [08:26.650] | Call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps... |
| [08:30.290] | ... that means she didn' t get her messages yet. |
| [08:33.290] | Doesn' t that make me seem? Desperate? Needy? Pathetic? |
| [08:38.000] | You obviously saw my personal ad. |
| [08:43.600] | How many beeps? |
| [08:44.640] | She answered. |
| [08:47.970] | This is where you' d use that " hello" word. |
| [08:52.180] | I won' t talk to her. She got my message... |
| [08:54.950] | ... and is choosing not to call me. Now I' m needy and snubbed. |
| [08:59.820] | God, I miss just being needy. |
| [09:04.760] | So how' d he take it? |
| [09:06.590] | Pretty well, actually. |
| [09:11.900] | How come you have dental floss in your hair? |
| [09:16.300] | Oh, do l? |
| [09:20.470] | We ended up having sex in his chair. You had sex in his chair? |
| [09:29.980] | I said that a little too loudly, didn' t l? |
| [09:33.990] | You had what? |
| [09:36.890] | Sex in his chair. |
| [09:41.360] | What...? What were you thinking? |
| [09:44.530] | I don' t know. We still care about each other. |
| [09:47.870] | There' s a history there. It' s like you and Carol. |
| [09:53.710] | It' s nothing like me and Carol. |
| [09:56.010] | If she said to you, " Ross, I want you on this couch... |
| [10:00.310] | ... right here, right now," what would you say? |
| [10:04.850] | If it helps, I could slide over. |
| [10:09.390] | It' s a totally different situation. It' s apples and oranges. |
| [10:14.360] | It' s orthodontists and lesbians I gotta go. |
| [10:18.500] | Where are you going? I just have to go. |
| [10:21.170] | I have things to do with my life. |
| [10:24.570] | I have a jampacked schedule. |
| [10:44.620] | Mindy. |
| [10:47.530] | How are you? |
| [10:49.630] | Yes, I heard. Congratulations. That is so great. |
| [10:53.870] | Really, oh, God |
| [10:58.370] | I' m working tomorrow, but if you want, you can come by if you' d like. |
| [11:05.180] | Great. |
| [11:06.880] | Great. |
| [11:10.180] | So I' ll see you tomorrow. |
| [11:12.850] | Okay. Bye. ok, |
| [11:16.490] | Oh, God. Oh, God. |
| [11:20.760] | So how' s Mindy? |
| [11:24.000] | She wants to see me tomorrow. She sounded weird. I gotta call Barry. |
| [11:32.840] | It' s me. I just Mindy. |
| [11:37.010] | Mindy. No, I figured that' s where you' d be. |
| [11:57.630] | Hell is filled with people like you. |
| [12:03.500] | He' s back. The peeper' s back. |
| [12:06.440] | Get down. Get down? |
| [12:08.670] | And boogie. |
| [12:11.840] | I gotta go and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy. |
| [12:15.650] | She may not even know. |
| [12:17.520] | I haven' t heard from her in seven months, what else is it about? |
| [12:23.260] | She was my best friend. |
| [12:25.560] | We went to camp together, she taught me how to kiss.... |
| [12:32.260] | Now, you know, I' m, like, the other woman. |
| [12:35.400] | I feel so Naughty. |
| [12:40.340] | See you later. I' ll walk with you. |
| [12:43.140] | When she taught you to kiss, were you wearing any kind of little uniform? |
| [12:50.620] | That' s fine, yeah. |
| [12:53.550] | I' m going to the bathroom. Will you watch my phone? |
| [12:57.020] | Take it with you. We haven' t had a second date... |
| [13:00.160] | ... she needs to hear me pee? Why don' t you call her? |
| [13:03.860] | I can' t. I left a message. I have some pride. |
| [13:07.300] | Do you? No. |
| [13:15.640] | Danielle, hi. |
| [13:17.340] | It' s Chandler. |
| [13:19.580] | I' m fine. |
| [13:22.650] | Listen.... |
| [13:23.680] | I don' t know if you tried to call me because... |
| [13:27.620] | ... I accidentally shut off my phone. |
| [13:33.330] | That' s fine. That' s great. Okay. |
| [13:37.200] | She' s on the other line. She' s gonna call me back. |
| [13:41.000] | She' s on the other line, she' s gonna call me back. |
| [13:45.170] | Don' t you have to pee? That' s why I' m dancing. |
| [13:52.780] | Mindy. Hey, you. |
| [13:55.610] | Hey, you. |
| [14:01.120] | So what' s up? |
| [14:03.890] | We should really be sitting for this. |
| [14:07.560] | Sure we should. |
| [14:19.140] | I' m gonna ask once, and I want a straight answer. |
| [14:22.610] | Not like when I asked if those red pants made my ass look big. |
| [14:28.010] | I know things have been weird... |
| [14:30.150] | ... but you' re my oldest friend, except for Laurie... |
| [14:33.350] | ... who' s bitter because she lost weight... |
| [14:36.190] | ... and it turns out, she doesn' t have a pretty face. |
| [14:39.290] | Okay, I' m just gonna say it. Okay. |
| [14:44.330] | Will you be my maid of honor? |
| [14:50.200] | Of course. That' s so great. |
| [14:53.040] | It is. It is. It is. |
| [14:55.540] | That' s all you wanted to ask? That' s all. |
| [15:01.980] | What? That' s not all. |
| [15:06.480] | Oh, sure it is. Oh, no, it isn' t. |
| [15:11.190] | I think Barry' s seeing someone in the city. |
| [15:15.130] | What would make you think that? |
| [15:17.460] | Since the engagement, he' s acted weird. |
| [15:20.630] | And then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel. |
| [15:26.540] | Really? |
| [15:29.470] | If it' ll make you feel any better... |
| [15:32.210] | ... when Barry and I got engaged, he was weird too. |
| [15:35.810] | Oh, God. That' s what I was afraid of. |
| [15:38.320] | What' s what you were afraid of? |
| [15:42.450] | When Barry was engaged to you, he and l... |
| [15:47.390] | ... kind of had a little thing on the side. |
| [15:52.100] | What? I know, I know. |
| [15:54.500] | When he proposed, people said," He' ll do to you what he did to Rachel." |
| [15:59.770] | And now I feel so stupid. |
| [16:06.480] | You are so stupid. |
| [16:10.480] | We are both so stupid. |
| [16:12.720] | What do you mean? |
| [16:16.550] | Smell familiar? |
| [16:21.260] | Oh, I' m so sorry. |
| [16:23.260] | Oh, no, me. I am so sorry. |
| [16:25.830] | No, I am sorry. I' m sorry. |
| [16:42.010] | Oh, my. |
| [16:45.820] | Four letters," circle or hoop." |
| [16:48.550] | Ring, damn it, ring. Thanks. |
| [16:54.530] | You know our phone' s not working? What? |
| [16:58.800] | I called and there was no answer. |
| [17:02.100] | I turned it off. |
| [17:03.900] | Mother of God, I turned it off. |
| [17:06.740] | Just like you told her you did. |
| [17:10.180] | Just pointing out the irony. |
| [17:12.840] | I went across the street to the doorman. |
| [17:16.280] | I got the peeper' s name. Can I use the phone? |
| [17:21.290] | Can I use your phone? |
| [17:26.660] | The number for a Sidney Marks, please. |
| [17:29.690] | " Heating device." |
| [17:32.400] | Radiator. |
| [17:33.930] | Five letters. |
| [17:35.530] | " Rdtor." " Rdtor." |
| [17:41.810] | Yeah, is Sidney there? |
| [17:44.740] | Oh, this is? Sidney' s a woman. |
| [17:47.750] | So she' s a woman, so what? |
| [17:52.180] | I live across the street, and I know about your telescope. |
| [17:56.650] | And I don' t appreciate it. |
| [17:58.660] | Yeah, I can see you right now. Hello? |
| [18:01.830] | If I wanna walk around in my underwear, I shouldn' t have to feel |
| [18:06.930] | Thank you. |
| [18:10.600] | That' s not really the point. The point is, that |
| [18:14.470] | Mostly freeweights, but occasionally |
| [18:19.510] | Yeah, my neighbor. Yeah, the brunette. |
| [18:23.620] | She said you looked pretty that day in the green dress. |
| [18:27.550] | The green dress? Really? |
| [18:30.260] | She said you looked like lngrid Bergman. |
| [18:38.700] | Did she mention me? |
| [18:42.700] | She wants to know why you tie the towel around your head. |
| [18:51.140] | It' s a leavein conditioner. |
| [18:58.320] | You got a second? Sure, sure. |
| [19:00.390] | Come on... |
| [19:02.100] | ... in. Hello, sweetheart. hello, |
| [19:05.620] | What you guys doing here? |
| [19:07.630] | We are here to break up with you. |
| [19:11.630] | Both of you? |
| [19:13.230] | We think you' re a horrible person, and bad things should happen to you. |
| [19:19.940] | I' m sorry. God, I am so sorry. |
| [19:22.310] | I was weak. I couldn' t help myself. |
| [19:24.940] | Whatever I did, I only did because I love you so much. |
| [19:30.450] | Which one of us are you talking to there? |
| [19:35.790] | Mindy. |
| [19:37.190] | Of course, Mindy. It was always Mindy. |
| [19:42.860] | I swear, whatever I was doing, I was thinking of you. |
| [19:46.460] | Please. That second time, you couldn' t have picked her out of a lineup. |
| [19:52.140] | You did it twice? |
| [19:59.040] | Honey, sweetheart, look. Just give me another chance. |
| [20:02.980] | We' ll start over. We' ll go back to Aruba. |
| [20:06.020] | What is it with you and Aruba? Do you have a deal with the airlines? |
| [20:11.820] | What do you say? |
| [20:13.390] | Dr. Farber, we' ve got an emergency here. |
| [20:16.330] | Jason Castalano ' s choking on his retainer. |
| [20:19.230] | Oh, God. I' ll be right there, Bernice. |
| [20:22.230] | Look, please don' t go anywhere. |
| [20:24.570] | I' ll be right back. |
| [20:31.880] | See how he was sweating when he walked out? |
| [20:35.180] | If I' m hogging the ball, you jump right in there... |
| [20:38.720] | ... and take some punches. This feels great. |
| [20:42.750] | I' m pretty sure I' m still gonna marry him. |
| [20:46.520] | What are you talking about? |
| [20:48.930] | Mindy, the guy is the devil. |
| [20:51.930] | He is Satan in a smock. |
| [20:54.770] | I know he' s not perfect. |
| [21:00.340] | But the truth is at the end of the day, I still really wanna be... |
| [21:05.610] | ... Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber... |
| [21:09.580] | ... D. D. S. |
| [21:12.250] | Oh, God. |
| [21:14.250] | I hope you can find a way to be happy for me. |
| [21:17.790] | And I hope you' ll still be my maid of honor. |
| [21:21.490] | And I hope Barry doesn' t kill you and eat you in Aruba. |
| [21:31.870] | You okay? |
| [21:35.970] | Really? |
| [21:39.810] | Since I ran out on Barry at the wedding... |
| [21:42.650] | ... I' ve wondered whether I made the right choice. |
| [21:46.280] | And now I know. |
| [21:48.920] | I' m so glad. |
| [21:54.760] | Big day. |
| [22:04.700] | I' ll give you this: Mr. Peanut is a better dresser. |
| [22:08.270] | He' s got the monocle, he' s got the top hat.... |
| [22:11.440] | Did you know he' s gay? |
| [22:16.480] | I just wanna clarify this. Are you outing Mr. Peanut? |
| [22:23.120] | Danielle, hi. |
| [22:24.790] | Everybody, this is Danielle. Danielle, everybody. |
| [22:28.730] | Why are you here? |
| [22:30.130] | I' ve been calling, but I had your number wrong. |
| [22:33.500] | When I got the right one, there was no answer. |
| [22:37.000] | So I thought I' d come down here and make sure you were okay. |
| [22:41.640] | I' m okay. |
| [22:42.940] | Maybe we could get together later? |
| [22:50.620] | You got it. |
| [22:56.620] | There you go. Second date. |
| [22:59.720] | I don' t know. |
| [23:01.690] | You don' t know? |
| [23:03.030] | She seems nice, but her coming all the way here... |
| [23:06.860] | ... just to see if I was okay? I mean, how needy is that? |
| [00:01.480] | 我真不敢相信你会这么说 |
| [00:04.550] | 我是盐先生而非花生先生? |
| [00:08.190] | 才怪,盐先生是个水手 |
| [00:11.020] | 他应该是最顽强的点心 |
| [00:15.360] | 我不知道,你不会想和玉米作对的 |
| [00:19.330] | 它们简直是疯了 |
| [00:23.100] | 上帝呀.你应该看看这个 |
| [00:25.740] | 有个变态拿着望远镜 |
| [00:30.610] | 我真不敢相信他在看我们 |
| [00:33.510] | 真呕心 |
| [00:35.610] | 我感觉被冒犯了 |
| [00:37.520] | 而且很不爽 |
| [00:39.450] | 怎会有人这样? |
| [00:43.790] | 你们看,丑陋裸男有双重力鞋 |
| [00:49.130] | 六人行 第1季 第20集 风流牙医 |
| [01:38.210] | 几年后学童将会把它奉为… |
| [01:41.410] | 第一次约会的经典加以研读 |
| [01:45.120] | -是的 -要我说,当然 |
| [01:47.750] | 它太令人无法置信 |
| [01:49.120] | 我们可以完全作自己,无须再玩任何游戏 |
| [01:52.420] | -你打过电话给她没? -让她知道我喜欢她?你疯了不成 |
| [01:56.630] | 伙计.你可真毛糙啊 |
| [02:05.870] | 我无法相信我爸妈,强迫我找你们这种男人 |
| [02:10.840] | 快,只管去做 |
| [02:13.410] | 拿起电话打给她 别摆出一付臭男人的样子(义同**素) |
| [02:18.420] | 对了,旧金山真有这道菜 |
| [02:26.630] | -是机器 -她的答录机? |
| [02:28.890] | 不,真有意思,是落叶清扫机 |
| [02:34.730] | 你为何不说话? |
| [02:37.240] | 不行,上次我留话时 |
| [02:40.470] | 结果说了“对,的确” |
| [02:45.310] | 看,是瑞秋和巴瑞,不,别一起看 |
| [02:50.820] | -他们只是在讲话 -他是否神情落寞? |
| [02:54.120] | 他是否像被告知去死的样子? |
| [02:59.290] | 没有,而且他正在微笑 |
| [03:01.430] | 我的老天,不要那样干? |
| [03:03.800] | 怎么啦?怎么啦?怎么啦? |
| [03:04.930] | 对街的男人踢了一只鸽子 |
| [03:10.800] | 这就是法案成为法律的原因 |
| [03:17.580] | 看?嗨,瑞秋 |
| [03:21.180] | 情况如何? |
| [03:22.920] | 你们知道吗,真的,真的好极了 |
| [03:26.890] | 他带我到俄国茶室吃饭 |
| [03:28.750] | 我点了那种鸡肉 一刺就有奶油啧出来的那种 |
| [03:32.890] | 今天真不是鸟儿的好日子 |
| [03:34.860] | 然后我们去精品店 |
| [03:36.860] | 我告诉他不要,他还是买了香奈儿给我 |
| [03:41.370] | 真体贴.是在你跟他说之前还是之后送的 |
| [03:45.340] | 叫他别再打电话来, 别再送你花,别再来烦你? |
| [03:50.210] | 老实说我没机会开口 |
| [03:54.350] | 能再见到他的感觉真好 |
| [03:57.480] | 感觉是那么自在而熟悉 |
| [04:01.490] | 感觉真好 |
| [04:03.160] | 你已讲了两遍 |
| [04:06.330] | 他不是在圣坛前被你甩掉的巴瑞吗? |
| [04:10.800] | 你上哪儿去了? |
| [04:14.200] | 今天和他在一起感觉不同 |
| [04:16.370] | 他今天不像是牙医 |
| [04:19.370] | 我们玩得很开心,这样有什么不对吗? |
| [04:26.310] | -为什么? -我有我的理由 |
| [04:31.650] | 他订婚的对象… |
| [04:34.350] | 是你前任的知己呢? |
| [04:37.720] | 好吧!我知道这样做很傻 |
| [04:40.230] | 我下午去找他谈分手 |
| [04:50.700] | 我不疯狂吧?我从未像这样 |
| [04:54.670] | 从未 |
| [05:00.250] | 这儿有个小水槽真好 |
| [05:07.890] | 还挂着…证书 |
| [05:14.330] | 你到底留言不? |
| [05:22.200] | 丹妮尔,没想到是答录机接的 |
| [05:27.340] | 有空请回电 |
| [05:32.680] | 再见 |
| [05:34.750] | 哦,天哪 |
| [05:42.020] | 我在演练 |
| [05:44.720] | -和盘子有何关系? -我要她以为我在餐厅 |
| [05:49.330] | 我过着不错的生活 |
| [05:53.670] | 不是只在这儿演练数小时的样子 |
| [05:56.170] | -看,又是那个拿望远镜的人. -哦,我的上帝 |
| [06:02.140] | 拜托,走开,别再往这儿看 |
| [06:06.180] | 这下可好,他也挥手了 |
| [06:11.950] | 早上我逮到他往这儿看 真是令我毛骨惊然,我感觉自己无法办事 |
| [06:17.920] | 什么样的事情呀? |
| [06:21.890] | 成熟点行吗,我不是指性 |
| [06:25.400] | 我只是光着**做饭 |
| [06:29.900] | 你光着**做饭? |
| [06:31.370] | 对,吐司,燕麦,不会溅出来的东西 |
| [06:38.040] | 看我干嘛?我毫不知情 |
| [06:43.120] | 怎么了? |
| [06:45.250] | 巴瑞,这样不好 |
| [06:48.100] | 不,不好.是非常非常不好 |
| [06:51.720] | -明蒂呢? -我们干得比明蒂好多了 |
| [07:00.530] | 如果你愿意我就和她分手 |
| [07:07.810] | 法大夫,巴比来做调整 |
| [07:11.540] | 谢谢 |
| [07:13.850] | 我们周末去渡假 |
| [07:16.650] | -巴瑞,这样太… -不,或许我们可以去阿鲁巴 |
| [07:20.750] | 我在“蜜月”时去过了 |
| [07:24.390] | 感觉很棒,你一定会喜欢的 |
| [07:29.460] | 我本来有穿** |
| [07:42.880] | 法大夫 |
| [07:44.040] | 格林小姐,看来一切正常 |
| [07:48.150] | 进步许多 |
| [07:54.720] | -干嘛? -我十二岁了,我不笨 |
| [08:08.100] | 能借用你的电话吗? |
| [08:10.400] | 我指点你一下,你拿的那支… |
| [08:13.240] | …也可以当电话使 |
| [08:22.680] | -她为何不回电? -或许她没听到你的留言 |
| [08:26.650] | 如果愿意你可以打给她的留言机 如果她听见许多哔声 |
| [08:30.290] | 那代表她或许没听见留言 |
| [08:33.290] | -难道你不认为这样会使我感觉有点 -绝望,渴望,可悲? |
| [08:38.000] | 你显然看过我的霉友启事 |
| [08:43.600] | 哔几声? |
| [08:44.640] | 她接的 |
| [08:47.970] | 此时你该向她打招呼才对 |
| [08:52.180] | 我不能跟她讲话,她显然听到我的留言 |
| [08:54.950] | 而且选择不回电,我既渴望又被人冷落 |
| [08:59.820] | 我真想念纯渴望的滋味 |
| [09:04.760] | 嘿,他表现如何? |
| [09:06.590] | 事实上,还不错 |
| [09:11.900] | 你头发上为何有牙线? |
| [09:16.300] | 有吗? |
| [09:20.470] | -我们在他椅上** -你们在他椅上**? |
| [09:29.980] | 我是否说得太大声? |
| [09:33.990] | 你们什么? |
| [09:36.890] | 在他椅上** |
| [09:41.360] | 你到底在想什么? |
| [09:44.530] | 我也不知道,我们仍在乎对方 |
| [09:47.870] | 我们曾相爱过,就像你和卡萝一样 |
| [09:53.710] | 不,不像我和卡萝 |
| [09:56.010] | 如果她说:罗斯我要你躺在这沙发上 |
| [10:00.310] | 此时此地,你会怎么回答? |
| [10:04.850] | 如果需要我可以过去点 |
| [10:09.390] | 这完全是两回事,这是苹果和桔子 |
| [10:14.360] | 牙医和女同志,我走了 |
| [10:18.500] | -你要上哪儿去? -我就是要走,行吗? |
| [10:21.170] | 我有自己的人生要过 |
| [10:24.570] | 我有许多事要做 |
| [10:44.620] | 明蒂 |
| [10:47.530] | 你好 |
| [10:49.630] | 对,我听说了,恭喜.这真是太好了 |
| [10:53.870] | 真的,哦,上帝啊 |
| [10:58.370] | 我明天要上班,如果愿意可以到店里 |
| [11:05.180] | 太好了 |
| [11:06.880] | 太好了 |
| [11:10.180] | 明天见了 |
| [11:12.850] | 再见 |
| [11:16.490] | 天呀 天呀 天呀 |
| [11:20.760] | 明蒂好吗? |
| [11:24.000] | 她明天想见我, 她的语调好诡异,我得打电话给巴瑞 |
| [11:32.840] | 是我,我只是,明蒂 |
| [11:37.010] | 明蒂.我想你可能会在那儿 |
| [11:57.630] | 你这种人都该下地狱 |
| [12:03.500] | 偷窥狂又出现了,蹲下 |
| [12:06.440] | -蹲下? -蹲下? |
| [12:08.670] | 接着跳舞 |
| [12:11.840] | 我得去上班,接受明蒂的审判 |
| [12:15.650] | 放轻松,或许她还不知道 |
| [12:17.520] | 拜托,我们七个月来没连络过 她突然打电话来还会有什么事呢? |
| [12:23.260] | 她曾是我最要好的朋友 |
| [12:25.560] | 我们一起去夏令营,她教我如何亲吻 |
| [12:32.260] | 是吗?如今我像是成了第三者 |
| [12:35.400] | -我感觉自己很…-顽皮 |
| [12:40.340] | -回头见了.-我和你一起出去 |
| [12:43.140] | 她在夏令营时教你亲吻,你穿着制服,或着… |
| [12:50.620] | 没事了 |
| [12:53.550] | 我要上洗手间,帮我守着电话好吗? |
| [12:57.020] | -你何不带进去? -我们还没第二次约会 |
| [13:00.160] | -她需要听到我尿尿的声音吗? -何不干脆打给她? |
| [13:03.860] | 我已留言,不能打给她.我有男性的尊严 |
| [13:07.300] | -有吗? -没有 |
| [13:15.640] | 丹妮尔 |
| [13:17.340] | 是我,钱德 |
| [13:19.580] | 我很好 |
| [13:22.650] | 听着… |
| [13:23.680] | 我不知道你是否打过电话给我 |
| [13:27.620] | 因为我是个白痴不小心把电话关了 |
| [13:33.330] | 好,太好了 |
| [13:37.200] | 她正在讲电话,等一下会回我电话 |
| [13:41.000] | 她正在讲电话,等一下会回我电话… |
| [13:45.170] | -你不想尿了? -这就是我跳舞的原因 |
| [13:52.780] | -明蒂. -嗨,你好 |
| [13:55.610] | 嗨,你好 |
| [14:01.120] | 什么事? |
| [14:03.890] | 我们该坐下来谈 |
| [14:07.560] | 当然啦 |
| [14:19.140] | 我只问一次,我希望你直接回答 |
| [14:22.610] | 这好像在问,红色短裤是不是 让我的**显得大一些一样 |
| [14:28.010] | 我感觉最近有点奇怪 |
| [14:30.150] | 你是我认识最久的朋友,除了萝瑞之外 |
| [14:33.350] | 她虽已减肥成功 |
| [14:36.190] | 但是,脸蛋依然丑陋 |
| [14:39.290] | -我要说了啊. -好的 |
| [14:44.330] | 愿意当我的伴娘吗? |
| [14:50.200] | -当然! -太好了 |
| [14:53.040] | 这是,这是,这是 |
| [14:55.540] | -这就是你想问我的事? -对,就这样 |
| [15:01.980] | -怎么了? -不,不只这样 |
| [15:06.480] | -当然是的 -也不全是 |
| [15:11.190] | 我认为巴瑞有其他的女人 |
| [15:15.130] | 你怎会这样想? |
| [15:17.460] | 宣布订婚后他就变了样 |
| [15:20.630] | 昨晚他回家时有香奈儿的味 |
| [15:26.540] | 真的? |
| [15:29.470] | 如果这样能让你好过点 |
| [15:32.210] | 我和巴瑞订婚时他也变了样 |
| [15:35.810] | 瞧,这就是我最担心的 |
| [15:38.320] | 什么?你担心什么? |
| [15:42.450] | 巴瑞和你订婚时,我跟他… |
| [15:47.390] | …正在偷偷恋爱 |
| [15:52.100] | -什么? -我知道 |
| [15:54.500] | 他向我求婚时,每个人都劝我别接受 他会待你像瑞秋一样 |
| [15:59.770] | 如今我只觉得自己好笨 |
| [16:06.480] | 明蒂,你真笨 |
| [16:10.480] | 我们两人都笨 |
| [16:12.720] | 什么意思? |
| [16:16.550] | 是不是熟悉的味? |
| [16:21.260] | 抱歉… |
| [16:23.260] | 不,是我抱歉… |
| [16:25.830] | 不,我对不起,我抱歉 |
| [16:42.010] | 哦,我的上帝 |
| [16:45.820] | 四个字母,圈圈或圆圈 |
| [16:48.550] | -快响呀,该死的,快响呀. -谢啦 |
| [16:54.530] | -我们的电话坏了. -什么? |
| [16:58.800] | 我从咖啡店打给你没有回电 |
| [17:02.100] | 我关机了 |
| [17:03.900] | 天啊,我关机了 |
| [17:06.740] | 和你告诉她的一样 |
| [17:10.180] | 真是讽刺 |
| [17:12.840] | 我和对街门房谈过了 |
| [17:16.280] | 他告诉我那偷窥狂的名字,电话能借用吗? |
| [17:21.290] | 电话能借用吗? |
| [17:26.660] | 请帮我查辛尼马克斯的电话 |
| [17:29.690] | 热装置? |
| [17:32.400] | 散热器 |
| [17:33.930] | 五个字母 |
| [17:35.530] | “Rdtor.” |
| [17:41.810] | 是辛尼吗? |
| [17:44.740] | 辛尼是个女的 |
| [17:47.750] | 是女的又怎样?对,那又怎样? |
| [17:52.180] | 我住在对街.我注意到你拿着望远镜 |
| [17:56.650] | 而且我很不喜欢你这样 |
| [17:58.660] | 我现在就看的见你,hello |
| [18:01.830] | 如果我要穿着**在室内走,我无须感觉… |
| [18:06.930] | 谢谢 |
| [18:10.600] | 那不是重点,重点是… |
| [18:14.470] | 大部份是高速公路,偶尔 |
| [18:19.510] | 对,我邻居,对,黑褐色头发 |
| [18:23.620] | 她说你穿绿色套装很好看 |
| [18:27.550] | 绿色套装?真的? |
| [18:30.260] | 对,她说你像英格丽褒曼 |
| [18:38.700] | 他提到我了吗? |
| [18:42.700] | 她想知道为什么你头上顶块毛巾 |
| [18:51.140] | 那是调节器,行不行? |
| [18:58.320] | -你有时间吗? -当然,当然 |
| [19:00.390] | 进来啊… |
| [19:02.100] | 亲爱的 |
| [19:05.620] | 你们来干什么? |
| [19:07.630] | 我们是来和你分手的 |
| [19:11.630] | 你们两个? |
| [19:13.230] | 基本上我们认为你是个大烂人 你该遭到天打雷劈 |
| [19:19.940] | 对不起…我是个白痴 |
| [19:22.310] | 我是个懦夫,我无法自拔 |
| [19:24.940] | 不管我做什么都是因为太爱你了 |
| [19:30.450] | 巴瑞,你是指哪一个? |
| [19:35.790] | 明蒂 |
| [19:37.190] | 当然是指明蒂.我一直深爱着明蒂 |
| [19:42.860] | 我发誓,不论我做什么我都想着你 |
| [19:46.460] | 拜托,第二回合时你连她姓啥都忘了 |
| [19:52.140] | 你们做了两次? |
| [19:59.040] | 明蒂,我亲爱的,再给我一次机会 |
| [20:02.980] | 我们再重新来过,我们再到阿鲁巴去 |
| [20:06.020] | 你和阿鲁巴有什么关系? 你和航空公司有协议吗? |
| [20:11.820] | 你怎么说? |
| [20:13.390] | 法大夫,紧急状况 |
| [20:16.330] | 强森被自己的牙套噎到了 |
| [20:19.230] | 拜托,我马上去 |
| [20:22.230] | 请别离开 |
| [20:24.570] | 我马上回来 |
| [20:31.880] | 看见他走出去时满身大汗没? |
| [20:35.180] | 这样吧,我去抓住他那里,然后你跳过去 |
| [20:38.720] | 狠狠打他几拳.那感觉一定很爽 |
| [20:42.750] | 是吗?我还是想嫁给她 |
| [20:46.520] | 你在说什么? |
| [20:48.930] | 明蒂,那家伙是个恶魔 |
| [20:51.930] | 是个衣冠禽兽 |
| [20:54.770] | 我知道他并不完美 |
| [21:00.340] | 老实说我还是想当 |
| [21:05.610] | 巴瑞牙医的… |
| [21:09.580] | …太太 |
| [21:12.250] | 我的天 |
| [21:14.250] | 希望你能为我高兴 |
| [21:17.790] | 我希望你还愿意当我的伴娘 |
| [21:21.490] | 我希望巴瑞在阿鲁巴不会将你宰了然后吃掉 |
| [21:31.870] | 你还好吗? |
| [21:35.970] | 真的吗? |
| [21:39.810] | 自从我在婚礼上抛下巴瑞 |
| [21:42.650] | 我一直在想这决定是否正确 |
| [21:46.280] | 如今我已得到答案 |
| [21:48.920] | 我真为你高兴 |
| [21:54.760] | 大日子 |
| [22:04.700] | 告诉你花生先生的穿着比较讲究 |
| [22:08.270] | 他有单片眼镜,高帽 |
| [22:11.440] | 你知道他是个男同志吗? |
| [22:16.480] | 我只想知道你判花生先生出局? |
| [22:23.120] | 丹妮尔 |
| [22:24.790] | 各位,她叫丹妮尔, 丹妮尔,这是大家 |
| [22:28.730] | 你为何会出现在这儿? |
| [22:30.130] | 我一直打电话给你都一直打错号码 |
| [22:33.500] | 最后问查号台知道你的号码 却没人接电话 |
| [22:37.000] | 我想来看看你是否无恙 |
| [22:41.640] | 我没事 |
| [22:42.940] | 或许我们改天可以见个面 |
| [22:50.620] | 一言为定 |
| [22:56.620] | -你会和她. -二次约会 |
| [22:59.720] | 我不知道 |
| [23:01.690] | 你不知道? |
| [23:03.030] | 她好像很不错,她大老远来这儿 |
| [23:06.860] | 只想确定我没事,有这必要吗? |
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