| [02:34.-2] | Welcome to our country. |
| [02:59.-3] | She went to the airport,and she's gonna go for it with Ross. |
| [03:18.-1] | Yes,we did. Thanks to Vidal Buffay. |
| [03:50.-2] | You said he liked me! |
| [03:56.-1] | That's all right. We got the bags. |
| [04:10.-3] | Everyone,this is Julie. |
| [05:13.-3] | Isn't that great? |
| [05:15.-3] | Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? |
| [07:10.-2] | He said.... |
| [08:17.-2] | Because I'm just.... |
| [08:19.-1] | I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak. |
| [09:03.-4] | All right,when was 1 990? 1990 |
| [12:02.-2] | People do stupid things when they're upset. |
| [13:59.-1] | -That's it. I quit. -What? I didn't say anything! |
| [15:22.-2] | Now we'll do your inseam. |
| [16:46.-1] | Come on,how can I just tell him? What about Julie? |
| [20:04.-4] | That was a stupid thing I did. |
| [21:05.-1] | "Oh,my God. I'm with Rachel!" |
| [22:18.-4] | No. |
| [00:02.38] | This is pretty much what's happened so far. |
| [00:05.32] | Ross was in love with Rachel since forever. |
| [00:08.32] | Every time he tried to tell her, something got in the way... |
| [00:11.52] | ...Iike cats,Italian guys. |
| [00:13.59] | And finally,Chandler was, like,"Forget about her." |
| [00:17.00] | When Ross was in China,Chandler let it slip that Ross loved Rachel. |
| [00:21.77] | She was,like,"Oh,my God!" |
| [00:23.84] | So she went to the airport to meet him. |
| [00:26.84] | She didn 't know Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. |
| [00:31.88] | That's pretty much everything you need to know. |
| [00:34.61] | But enough about us. How have you been? |
| [00:37.05] | The One With Ross' New Girlfriend |
| [01:23.36] | Flight number 457 from Beijing now arriving. |
| [01:32.84] | Oh,my God! |
| [01:34.64] | Oh,my God! |
| [01:36.31] | Excuse me. |
| [01:37.34] | Move,move,move! Emergency,please! |
| [01:40.15] | Excuse me,excuse me. |
| [01:50.39] | There you are! |
| [01:54.93] | So,so.... |
| [01:57.43] | How was China? You! |
| [02:00.93] | It was great. |
| [02:03.10] | What happened? |
| [02:04.27] | -You're bleeding. -I am? |
| [02:06.00] | Oh,look at that! Yes,I am. |
| [02:08.07] | Enough about me, Mr. Back From The Orient! |
| [02:10.78] | Come on,I wanna hear everything! Everything! |
| [02:16.01] | Well,where do I start? |
| [02:18.75] | This is Julie. Julie,this is Rachel. |
| [02:26.86] | These are.... |
| [02:27.93] | These are... |
| [02:29.23] | ...aren't for you. … |
| [02:32.10] | These are for you. |
| [02:38.74] | Thank you. I'm from New York. |
| [02:44.44] | No problem. We'll use them to stop the bleeding. |
| [02:50.32] | Baggage claim? |
| [03:02.89] | Oh,my God! This is huge! |
| [03:07.17] | This is bigger than huge. This is.... |
| [03:09.63] | All right,what's bigger than huge? |
| [03:13.74] | This? |
| [03:16.27] | Guys,you got new haircuts! |
| [03:22.11] | Because,you know,"lf you don't look good,we don't look good." |
| [03:26.02] | I love that voice! |
| [03:28.59] | You guys! |
| [03:31.12] | Airport. Airport. Ross. |
| [03:34.26] | Not alone. |
| [03:35.49] | Julie. |
| [03:37.13] | Arm around her! |
| [03:39.46] | Cramp! Cramp! Cramp! |
| [03:42.53] | I think she's trying to tell us something. |
| [03:45.30] | Quick,get the verbs. |
| [03:48.01] | You! You! |
| [03:52.18] | You! |
| [03:53.34] | You slowpokes! |
| [04:02.19] | This is my sister,Monica. |
| [04:04.62] | This is Chandler. |
| [04:06.16] | Phoebe,hi. |
| [04:07.49] | Joey. |
| [04:12.23] | Julie. |
| [04:19.50] | But I'm not here, you haven't met me. |
| [04:21.57] | I'll make a better impression when I don't have 20 hours of plane on me. |
| [04:25.74] | -And bus. -Oh,my God! |
| [04:28.15] | -With the screaming guy -And the spitting. |
| [04:30.52] | You gotta hear this story. |
| [04:32.25] | We're on this bus that's 200 years old. |
| [04:34.85] | Two hundred,at least. |
| [04:36.35] | And the chicken poops in her lap! |
| [04:45.40] | I'm so sorry. |
| [04:47.43] | I just gave away the ending,didn't l? |
| [04:49.73] | I just heard this story in the cab... |
| [04:52.34] | ...and it is all I can think about. … |
| [04:58.38] | This is amazing. |
| [05:01.35] | How did this happen? |
| [05:02.71] | We were in grad school together. |
| [05:04.58] | We haven't seen each other since then. I land in China... |
| [05:08.09] | ...guess who's in charge of the dig? … |
| [05:10.19] | Julie! |
| [05:21.63] | It's an expression. |
| [05:24.57] | We just wanted to say a quick hi. |
| [05:27.04] | -Then we'll see the baby. -Then get some sleep. |
| [05:29.94] | It's 6:00 tomorrow night,our time. |
| [05:32.08] | Don't tell us what's gonna happen. I like being surprised. |
| [05:40.32] | Bye! |
| [05:52.73] | -Can I get some coffee? -Sure. |
| [05:55.60] | -Did you talk to him yet? -No. |
| [05:57.50] | Then,no. |
| [06:11.42] | What the hell happened to you in China? |
| [06:14.15] | When last we left you, you were in love with,you know. |
| [06:17.76] | I know I was. |
| [06:19.16] | But there was always this voice inside that kept saying: |
| [06:22.43] | "It's never gonna happen. Move on." You know whose voice that was? |
| [06:27.33] | God? |
| [06:29.63] | It was you,pal. |
| [06:32.14] | Maybe it was God doing me. |
| [06:35.64] | You were right. She looks at me and sees a friend. That's all. |
| [06:40.18] | And then I met Julie... |
| [06:42.45] | ...and we're having a great time. |
| [06:44.55] | I never would have gone for it, if it hadn't been for you. |
| [06:50.29] | Well,you owe me one,big guy. |
| [06:53.36] | Your lemonade. |
| [06:54.69] | I didn't order it. |
| [06:57.53] | Then go take that back. They'll charge you for that. |
| [07:00.90] | Go,go,go! Come on,come on! |
| [07:05.67] | So what did you find out? |
| [07:08.37] | He said.... |
| [07:14.68] | They're having a great time. |
| [07:17.15] | I'm sorry. |
| [07:19.68] | But the silver lining, if you wanna see it... |
| [07:22.65] | ...is that he made this decision all by himself... |
| [07:26.00] | ...without any outside help whatsoever. |
| [07:29.89] | How is that a silver lining? |
| [07:32.40] | You have to really wanna see it. |
| [07:40.74] | Ironically,these guys were picked last in gym. |
| [07:44.68] | Hey,Pheebs. |
| [07:46.38] | You know what I'm thinking? |
| [07:53.05] | How... |
| [07:54.89] | ...it's been so long since you've had sex... |
| [07:57.72] | ...you're wondering if they've changed it? |
| [08:01.56] | No. Although now that's what I'm thinking. |
| [08:06.53] | So what were you thinking? |
| [08:08.37] | You gave the guys great haircuts. I thought you'd like to do mine. |
| [08:13.57] | No. |
| [08:15.94] | Why not? |
| [08:22.61] | No,you're not. |
| [08:24.32] | I know I'm not,but you are. |
| [08:26.75] | I was trying to spare your feelings. |
| [08:32.79] | Hold on. |
| [08:33.89] | Ross,Julie for you. |
| [08:42.77] | Anybody know a good tailor? |
| [08:44.34] | You need clothes altered? |
| [08:46.00] | No,I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk. |
| [08:50.17] | Go see Frankie. My family's been going to him forever. |
| [08:53.51] | He did my first suit when I was 1 5. |
| [08:55.65] | No,wait,1 6. |
| [08:58.18] | No,excuse me,1 5. |
| [09:07.59] | You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance! |
| [09:20.00] | Sweetheart,I'll see you later. |
| [09:22.01] | Okay,bye. |
| [09:25.64] | That is so sweet. |
| [09:31.55] | Okay. No,you hang up. |
| [09:33.72] | No,you |
| [09:37.00] | One,two,three. |
| [09:42.06] | You didn't hang up either. |
| [09:43.56] | She didn't hang up. |
| [09:50.87] | No,you hang up. |
| [09:52.30] | You. You. |
| [10:03.81] | Sorry,I thought you were talking to me. |
| [10:08.15] | Rachel. |
| [10:09.85] | I'll just call her back. |
| [10:13.19] | Hi,sweetie. I'm sorry. We got disconnected. |
| [10:15.66] | No,you hang up. |
| [10:18.20] | How did this happen to me? |
| [10:19.86] | A week ago,two weeks ago,I was fine. |
| [10:22.93] | Ross was just Ross. Just this guy. |
| [10:25.84] | Now all of a sudden,he's Ross... |
| [10:30.04] | ...this really great guy that I can't have. |
| [10:34.45] | Sweetie,I wanted you to have him too. |
| [10:37.08] | I know you did. |
| [10:40.25] | I'm just gonna deal with it. |
| [10:45.92] | I gotta get out of here! |
| [10:51.03] | I don't care what you guys say, something's bothering her. |
| [10:59.74] | You know,I think I was 1 6. |
| [11:04.61] | Please,just a little bit off the back. |
| [11:07.58] | I'm still on "no." |
| [11:11.32] | Morning. |
| [11:13.45] | Could you close your eyes for a sec? |
| [11:15.62] | No,no,no. I'm not falling for that again. |
| [11:21.09] | What's going on? |
| [11:22.16] | I sort of did a stupid thing last night. |
| [11:24.60] | What stupid thing did you do? |
| [11:36.47] | Why don't you just go get dressed... |
| [11:39.01] | ...then you'll be on your way. Bye-bye. |
| [11:43.31] | How did this happen? |
| [11:45.28] | I kind of ran into him last night. |
| [11:47.62] | -Where? -At his apartment. |
| [11:49.12] | Is this juice? |
| [11:51.32] | And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe? |
| [11:55.29] | Oh,God,I know. I'm pathetic,I'm a loser. |
| [11:59.20] | Honey,you're not pathetic. You're just sad. |
| [12:04.50] | My God,if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't |
| [12:11.78] | But this is about your horrible mistake. |
| [12:19.22] | Sorry we're late. |
| [12:20.35] | We were.... |
| [12:21.82] | Well,there was touching. |
| [12:29.66] | Hey,Ross! |
| [12:32.23] | What a.... |
| [12:35.17] | What are you doing here? |
| [12:37.33] | I do Raquel! |
| [12:45.58] | So he's back? |
| [12:47.58] | Yeah,he's back. Is that a problem? |
| [12:50.35] | No,not a problem. |
| [12:52.38] | Good. Glad it's not a problem. |
| [12:55.00] | You're gonna have to not touch my ass. |
| [13:02.26] | Despite the yummy bagels and palpable tension... |
| [13:05.90] | ... my pants need to be altered. |
| [13:07.67] | When you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. |
| [13:11.44] | He'll know what it means. |
| [13:15.41] | You sure he'll crack that code? |
| [13:19.41] | It's funny. The last time Paolo was here,my hair was so much cuter. |
| [13:24.12] | All right. |
| [13:26.55] | But you have to promise that you will not be all controlly and bossy... |
| [13:31.12] | ...and all Monica about it. |
| [13:34.59] | I promise. |
| [13:35.86] | All right,let's see. |
| [13:37.63] | Now,some of you are gonna get cut and some of you aren't. |
| [13:43.03] | But I promise,none of you will feel a thing. |
| [14:02.65] | But this isn't the face of a person who trusts a person. |
| [14:06.39] | This is the face of a person who,you know... |
| [14:09.63] | ...doesn't trust a person. |
| [14:12.73] | I'm sorry. I'm sorry. |
| [14:14.60] | It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed. |
| [14:18.44] | Would you relax? I know what I am doing. |
| [14:22.14] | This is how he wears it. |
| [14:26.81] | How who wears it? |
| [14:28.15] | Demi Moore. |
| [14:30.61] | Demi Moore is not a "he." |
| [14:32.62] | Well,he was a "he" in Arthur and in 10. |
| [14:37.49] | That's Dudley Moore! |
| [14:39.26] | I said I wanted it like Demi Moore! |
| [14:43.83] | Oh,my God! |
| [14:45.83] | Oh,God! |
| [14:48.17] | Oh,my God! I'm sorry! |
| [14:50.70] | Which one is Demi Moore? |
| [14:52.37] | She's the actress that was in Disclosure,Indecent Proposal,Ghost! |
| [14:57.34] | She's got gorgeous hair. |
| [14:59.14] | I know! |
| [15:07.89] | How long do you want the cuffs? |
| [15:10.19] | At least as long as I have the pants. |
| [15:16.79] | I just got that. |
| [15:37.31] | How is she? |
| [15:39.58] | It's too soon to tell. |
| [15:42.82] | She's resting,which is a good sign. |
| [15:46.59] | How's the hair? |
| [15:48.06] | I'm not gonna lie to you. It doesn't look good. |
| [15:53.10] | I put a clip on one side,which seems to have stopped the curling. |
| [15:58.07] | Can we see her? |
| [15:59.77] | Your hair looks too good. It'd upset her. |
| [16:03.27] | Ross,you come on in. |
| [16:12.38] | Well,how you doing? |
| [16:14.05] | I'm okay. |
| [16:15.12] | That bad,huh? |
| [16:17.69] | Look,I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. |
| [16:21.43] | It's one of my gifts. |
| [16:28.27] | Joey,when I saw him get off that plane with her... |
| [16:32.24] | ...I really thought I just hit rock bottom. |
| [16:35.61] | But today,it's like there's rock bottom... |
| [16:39.24] | ... 50 feet of crap... |
| [16:41.41] | ...then me. … |
| [16:44.15] | Tell Ross how you feel. |
| [16:49.29] | What about her? They've only been going out for two weeks. |
| [16:52.49] | Ross has been in love with you for 10 years. |
| [16:56.46] | I don't know. I don't know. |
| [16:59.26] | I've been with my share of women. |
| [17:02.23] | I've been with a lot of people's share of women. |
| [17:06.14] | But the point is... |
| [17:08.07] | ... I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you. |
| [17:14.31] | Really? |
| [17:22.29] | Yo,paisan! |
| [17:26.69] | Can I talk to you for a sec? |
| [17:32.16] | Your tailor... |
| [17:33.93] | ...is a very bad man! |
| [17:38.37] | What are you talking about? |
| [17:40.14] | Hey,what's going on? |
| [17:46.94] | Joey's tailor... |
| [17:52.15] | ...took advantage of me. |
| [17:56.29] | No way! I've been going to the guy for 1 2 years. |
| [17:59.62] | He said he was gonna do my inseam. |
| [18:01.89] | Then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite |
| [18:05.83] | What? |
| [18:07.73] | Cupping. |
| [18:12.34] | That's how they do pants! |
| [18:16.54] | First they go up one side, they move it over. |
| [18:19.34] | Then they go up the other side, move it back,then they do the rear. |
| [18:26.15] | Ross,tell him. Isn't that how a tailor measures pants? |
| [18:29.49] | Yes,yes,it is. In prison! |
| [18:38.70] | What's the matter with you? |
| [18:40.90] | What? |
| [18:45.50] | That's not? |
| [18:52.74] | Oh,my God! |
| [19:01.69] | Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better. |
| [19:06.69] | I like it. |
| [19:08.56] | I do. I think it's a 10! |
| [19:13.46] | Thank you. |
| [19:14.87] | My hair is very amused. |
| [19:16.60] | Come on,things could be worse. |
| [19:19.70] | You could "get caught between the moon and New York City. |
| [19:24.94] | I know it's crazy,but it's true." |
| [19:29.61] | Thank you. |
| [19:31.32] | Well,I gotta go. Bye. |
| [19:33.78] | Bye,Rach! |
| [19:35.12] | Wait,are you leaving? |
| [19:36.92] | That's what I meant by "bye." |
| [19:39.66] | Can I talk to you for a sec? |
| [19:45.63] | When the doctor does that hernia test.... |
| [19:49.43] | That's okay. |
| [19:54.47] | What's going on? |
| [19:57.24] | Well,okay,first of all... |
| [20:01.01] | ... Paolo and I are not back together. |
| [20:06.18] | If I could go back in time and do it again... |
| [20:09.52] | ...well,I wouldn't. |
| [20:14.49] | Second of all.... |
| [20:16.79] | What? |
| [20:20.80] | Is this one of those things where you break up with a guy... |
| [20:24.80] | ... I tell you what I think... |
| [20:26.47] | ...and the next day you get back together with him... |
| [20:29.14] | ...and I look like a complete idiot? |
| [20:33.71] | Well,then,I think the guy's scum. |
| [20:37.11] | I hate him. I mean,I actually I physically hate him. |
| [20:41.89] | I always have. |
| [20:43.32] | And you are way too good to be with a guy like that. |
| [20:48.19] | Really? |
| [20:49.83] | You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you... |
| [20:52.86] | ...and who gets how funny... |
| [20:55.03] | ...and sweet and amazing... |
| [20:57.80] | ...and adorable and sexy you are. |
| [21:01.04] | You know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking: |
| [21:08.75] | You know? Someone who makes you feel good. |
| [21:11.92] | Like the way I do with Julie. |
| [21:19.72] | Was there a "second of all"? |
| [21:27.86] | No,I think that was the whole "all." |
| [21:33.20] | I gotta go. |
| [21:36.34] | Thanks. |
| [21:45.18] | No,I swear to God,Dad! |
| [21:47.25] | That's not how they measure pants! |
| [21:56.46] | I was thinking of doing it shorter, like Andie MacDowell's haircut. |
| [22:00.23] | -Yeah,I could do that. -Really? |
| [22:02.87] | -You wanna do it now? -Great! |
| [22:07.14] | See you. |
| [22:09.57] | I just wanna make really sure this time. |
| [22:12.48] | Andie MacDowell is the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral,right? |
| [22:22.59] | That's Roddy McDowall. |
| [22:25.72] | Andie MacDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes. |
| [22:31.90] | -Thank you. -You're welcome. |
| [02:34.-2] | Welcome to our country. |
| [02:59.-3] | She went to the airport, and she' s gonna go for it with Ross. |
| [03:18.-1] | Yes, we did. Thanks to Vidal Buffay. |
| [03:50.-2] | You said he liked me! |
| [03:56.-1] | That' s all right. We got the bags. |
| [04:10.-3] | Everyone, this is Julie. |
| [05:13.-3] | Isn' t that great? |
| [05:15.-3] | Isn' t that just kickyouinthecrotch, spitonyourneck fantastic? |
| [07:10.-2] | He said.... |
| [08:17.-2] | Because I' m just.... |
| [08:19.-1] | I' m incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak. |
| [09:03.-4] | All right, when was 1 990? 1990 |
| [12:02.-2] | People do stupid things when they' re upset. |
| [13:59.-1] | That' s it. I quit. What? I didn' t say anything! |
| [15:22.-2] | Now we' ll do your inseam. |
| [16:46.-1] | Come on, how can I just tell him? What about Julie? |
| [20:04.-4] | That was a stupid thing I did. |
| [21:05.-1] | " Oh, my God. I' m with Rachel!" |
| [22:18.-4] | No. |
| [00:02.38] | This is pretty much what' s happened so far. |
| [00:05.32] | Ross was in love with Rachel since forever. |
| [00:08.32] | Every time he tried to tell her, something got in the way... |
| [00:11.52] | ... Iike cats, Italian guys. |
| [00:13.59] | And finally, Chandler was, like," Forget about her." |
| [00:17.00] | When Ross was in China, Chandler let it slip that Ross loved Rachel. |
| [00:21.77] | She was, like," Oh, my God!" |
| [00:23.84] | So she went to the airport to meet him. |
| [00:26.84] | She didn ' t know Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. |
| [00:31.88] | That' s pretty much everything you need to know. |
| [00:34.61] | But enough about us. How have you been? |
| [00:37.05] | The One With Ross' New Girlfriend |
| [01:23.36] | Flight number 457 from Beijing now arriving. |
| [01:32.84] | Oh, my God! |
| [01:34.64] | Oh, my God! |
| [01:36.31] | Excuse me. |
| [01:37.34] | Move, move, move! Emergency, please! |
| [01:40.15] | Excuse me, excuse me. |
| [01:50.39] | There you are! |
| [01:54.93] | So, so.... |
| [01:57.43] | How was China? You! |
| [02:00.93] | It was great. |
| [02:03.10] | What happened? |
| [02:04.27] | You' re bleeding. I am? |
| [02:06.00] | Oh, look at that! Yes, I am. |
| [02:08.07] | Enough about me, Mr. Back From The Orient! |
| [02:10.78] | Come on, I wanna hear everything! Everything! |
| [02:16.01] | Well, where do I start? |
| [02:18.75] | This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel. |
| [02:26.86] | These are.... |
| [02:27.93] | These are... |
| [02:29.23] | ... aren' t for you. |
| [02:32.10] | These are for you. |
| [02:38.74] | Thank you. I' m from New York. |
| [02:44.44] | No problem. We' ll use them to stop the bleeding. |
| [02:50.32] | Baggage claim? |
| [03:02.89] | Oh, my God! This is huge! |
| [03:07.17] | This is bigger than huge. This is.... |
| [03:09.63] | All right, what' s bigger than huge? |
| [03:13.74] | This? |
| [03:16.27] | Guys, you got new haircuts! |
| [03:22.11] | Because, you know," lf you don' t look good, we don' t look good." |
| [03:26.02] | I love that voice! |
| [03:28.59] | You guys! |
| [03:31.12] | Airport. Airport. Ross. |
| [03:34.26] | Not alone. |
| [03:35.49] | Julie. |
| [03:37.13] | Arm around her! |
| [03:39.46] | Cramp! Cramp! Cramp! |
| [03:42.53] | I think she' s trying to tell us something. |
| [03:45.30] | Quick, get the verbs. |
| [03:48.01] | You! You! |
| [03:52.18] | You! |
| [03:53.34] | You slowpokes! |
| [04:02.19] | This is my sister, Monica. |
| [04:04.62] | This is Chandler. |
| [04:06.16] | Phoebe, hi. |
| [04:07.49] | Joey. |
| [04:12.23] | Julie. |
| [04:19.50] | But I' m not here, you haven' t met me. |
| [04:21.57] | I' ll make a better impression when I don' t have 20 hours of plane on me. |
| [04:25.74] | And bus. Oh, my God! |
| [04:28.15] | With the screaming guy And the spitting. |
| [04:30.52] | You gotta hear this story. |
| [04:32.25] | We' re on this bus that' s 200 years old. |
| [04:34.85] | Two hundred, at least. |
| [04:36.35] | And the chicken poops in her lap! |
| [04:45.40] | I' m so sorry. |
| [04:47.43] | I just gave away the ending, didn' t l? |
| [04:49.73] | I just heard this story in the cab... |
| [04:52.34] | ... and it is all I can think about. |
| [04:58.38] | This is amazing. |
| [05:01.35] | How did this happen? |
| [05:02.71] | We were in grad school together. |
| [05:04.58] | We haven' t seen each other since then. I land in China... |
| [05:08.09] | ... guess who' s in charge of the dig? |
| [05:10.19] | Julie! |
| [05:21.63] | It' s an expression. |
| [05:24.57] | We just wanted to say a quick hi. |
| [05:27.04] | Then we' ll see the baby. Then get some sleep. |
| [05:29.94] | It' s 6: 00 tomorrow night, our time. |
| [05:32.08] | Don' t tell us what' s gonna happen. I like being surprised. |
| [05:40.32] | Bye! |
| [05:52.73] | Can I get some coffee? Sure. |
| [05:55.60] | Did you talk to him yet? No. |
| [05:57.50] | Then, no. |
| [06:11.42] | What the hell happened to you in China? |
| [06:14.15] | When last we left you, you were in love with, you know. |
| [06:17.76] | I know I was. |
| [06:19.16] | But there was always this voice inside that kept saying: |
| [06:22.43] | " It' s never gonna happen. Move on." You know whose voice that was? |
| [06:27.33] | God? |
| [06:29.63] | It was you, pal. |
| [06:32.14] | Maybe it was God doing me. |
| [06:35.64] | You were right. She looks at me and sees a friend. That' s all. |
| [06:40.18] | And then I met Julie... |
| [06:42.45] | ... and we' re having a great time. |
| [06:44.55] | I never would have gone for it, if it hadn' t been for you. |
| [06:50.29] | Well, you owe me one, big guy. |
| [06:53.36] | Your lemonade. |
| [06:54.69] | I didn' t order it. |
| [06:57.53] | Then go take that back. They' ll charge you for that. |
| [07:00.90] | Go, go, go! Come on, come on! |
| [07:05.67] | So what did you find out? |
| [07:08.37] | He said.... |
| [07:14.68] | They' re having a great time. |
| [07:17.15] | I' m sorry. |
| [07:19.68] | But the silver lining, if you wanna see it... |
| [07:22.65] | ... is that he made this decision all by himself... |
| [07:26.00] | ... without any outside help whatsoever. |
| [07:29.89] | How is that a silver lining? |
| [07:32.40] | You have to really wanna see it. |
| [07:40.74] | Ironically, these guys were picked last in gym. |
| [07:44.68] | Hey, Pheebs. |
| [07:46.38] | You know what I' m thinking? |
| [07:53.05] | How... |
| [07:54.89] | ... it' s been so long since you' ve had sex... |
| [07:57.72] | ... you' re wondering if they' ve changed it? |
| [08:01.56] | No. Although now that' s what I' m thinking. |
| [08:06.53] | So what were you thinking? |
| [08:08.37] | You gave the guys great haircuts. I thought you' d like to do mine. |
| [08:13.57] | No. |
| [08:15.94] | Why not? |
| [08:22.61] | No, you' re not. |
| [08:24.32] | I know I' m not, but you are. |
| [08:26.75] | I was trying to spare your feelings. |
| [08:32.79] | Hold on. |
| [08:33.89] | Ross, Julie for you. |
| [08:42.77] | Anybody know a good tailor? |
| [08:44.34] | You need clothes altered? |
| [08:46.00] | No, I' m just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk. |
| [08:50.17] | Go see Frankie. My family' s been going to him forever. |
| [08:53.51] | He did my first suit when I was 1 5. |
| [08:55.65] | No, wait, 1 6. |
| [08:58.18] | No, excuse me, 1 5. |
| [09:07.59] | You have to stop the QTip when there' s resistance! |
| [09:20.00] | Sweetheart, I' ll see you later. |
| [09:22.01] | Okay, bye. |
| [09:25.64] | That is so sweet. |
| [09:31.55] | Okay. No, you hang up. |
| [09:33.72] | No, you |
| [09:37.00] | One, two, three. |
| [09:42.06] | You didn' t hang up either. |
| [09:43.56] | She didn' t hang up. |
| [09:50.87] | No, you hang up. |
| [09:52.30] | You. You. |
| [10:03.81] | Sorry, I thought you were talking to me. |
| [10:08.15] | Rachel. |
| [10:09.85] | I' ll just call her back. |
| [10:13.19] | Hi, sweetie. I' m sorry. We got disconnected. |
| [10:15.66] | No, you hang up. |
| [10:18.20] | How did this happen to me? |
| [10:19.86] | A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. |
| [10:22.93] | Ross was just Ross. Just this guy. |
| [10:25.84] | Now all of a sudden, he' s Ross... |
| [10:30.04] | ... this really great guy that I can' t have. |
| [10:34.45] | Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too. |
| [10:37.08] | I know you did. |
| [10:40.25] | I' m just gonna deal with it. |
| [10:45.92] | I gotta get out of here! |
| [10:51.03] | I don' t care what you guys say, something' s bothering her. |
| [10:59.74] | You know, I think I was 1 6. |
| [11:04.61] | Please, just a little bit off the back. |
| [11:07.58] | I' m still on " no." |
| [11:11.32] | Morning. |
| [11:13.45] | Could you close your eyes for a sec? |
| [11:15.62] | No, no, no. I' m not falling for that again. |
| [11:21.09] | What' s going on? |
| [11:22.16] | I sort of did a stupid thing last night. |
| [11:24.60] | What stupid thing did you do? |
| [11:36.47] | Why don' t you just go get dressed... |
| [11:39.01] | ... then you' ll be on your way. Byebye. |
| [11:43.31] | How did this happen? |
| [11:45.28] | I kind of ran into him last night. |
| [11:47.62] | Where? At his apartment. |
| [11:49.12] | Is this juice? |
| [11:51.32] | And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe? |
| [11:55.29] | Oh, God, I know. I' m pathetic, I' m a loser. |
| [11:59.20] | Honey, you' re not pathetic. You' re just sad. |
| [12:04.50] | My God, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn' t |
| [12:11.78] | But this is about your horrible mistake. |
| [12:19.22] | Sorry we' re late. |
| [12:20.35] | We were.... |
| [12:21.82] | Well, there was touching. |
| [12:29.66] | Hey, Ross! |
| [12:32.23] | What a.... |
| [12:35.17] | What are you doing here? |
| [12:37.33] | I do Raquel! |
| [12:45.58] | So he' s back? |
| [12:47.58] | Yeah, he' s back. Is that a problem? |
| [12:50.35] | No, not a problem. |
| [12:52.38] | Good. Glad it' s not a problem. |
| [12:55.00] | You' re gonna have to not touch my ass. |
| [13:02.26] | Despite the yummy bagels and palpable tension... |
| [13:05.90] | ... my pants need to be altered. |
| [13:07.67] | When you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. |
| [13:11.44] | He' ll know what it means. |
| [13:15.41] | You sure he' ll crack that code? |
| [13:19.41] | It' s funny. The last time Paolo was here, my hair was so much cuter. |
| [13:24.12] | All right. |
| [13:26.55] | But you have to promise that you will not be all controlly and bossy... |
| [13:31.12] | ... and all Monica about it. |
| [13:34.59] | I promise. |
| [13:35.86] | All right, let' s see. |
| [13:37.63] | Now, some of you are gonna get cut and some of you aren' t. |
| [13:43.03] | But I promise, none of you will feel a thing. |
| [14:02.65] | But this isn' t the face of a person who trusts a person. |
| [14:06.39] | This is the face of a person who, you know... |
| [14:09.63] | ... doesn' t trust a person. |
| [14:12.73] | I' m sorry. I' m sorry. |
| [14:14.60] | It' s just a little shorter than what we had discussed. |
| [14:18.44] | Would you relax? I know what I am doing. |
| [14:22.14] | This is how he wears it. |
| [14:26.81] | How who wears it? |
| [14:28.15] | Demi Moore. |
| [14:30.61] | Demi Moore is not a " he." |
| [14:32.62] | Well, he was a " he" in Arthur and in 10. |
| [14:37.49] | That' s Dudley Moore! |
| [14:39.26] | I said I wanted it like Demi Moore! |
| [14:43.83] | Oh, my God! |
| [14:45.83] | Oh, God! |
| [14:48.17] | Oh, my God! I' m sorry! |
| [14:50.70] | Which one is Demi Moore? |
| [14:52.37] | She' s the actress that was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost! |
| [14:57.34] | She' s got gorgeous hair. |
| [14:59.14] | I know! |
| [15:07.89] | How long do you want the cuffs? |
| [15:10.19] | At least as long as I have the pants. |
| [15:16.79] | I just got that. |
| [15:37.31] | How is she? |
| [15:39.58] | It' s too soon to tell. |
| [15:42.82] | She' s resting, which is a good sign. |
| [15:46.59] | How' s the hair? |
| [15:48.06] | I' m not gonna lie to you. It doesn' t look good. |
| [15:53.10] | I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling. |
| [15:58.07] | Can we see her? |
| [15:59.77] | Your hair looks too good. It' d upset her. |
| [16:03.27] | Ross, you come on in. |
| [16:12.38] | Well, how you doing? |
| [16:14.05] | I' m okay. |
| [16:15.12] | That bad, huh? |
| [16:17.69] | Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. |
| [16:21.43] | It' s one of my gifts. |
| [16:28.27] | Joey, when I saw him get off that plane with her... |
| [16:32.24] | ... I really thought I just hit rock bottom. |
| [16:35.61] | But today, it' s like there' s rock bottom... |
| [16:39.24] | ... 50 feet of crap... |
| [16:41.41] | ... then me. |
| [16:44.15] | Tell Ross how you feel. |
| [16:49.29] | What about her? They' ve only been going out for two weeks. |
| [16:52.49] | Ross has been in love with you for 10 years. |
| [16:56.46] | I don' t know. I don' t know. |
| [16:59.26] | I' ve been with my share of women. |
| [17:02.23] | I' ve been with a lot of people' s share of women. |
| [17:06.14] | But the point is... |
| [17:08.07] | ... I' ve never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you. |
| [17:14.31] | Really? |
| [17:22.29] | Yo, paisan! |
| [17:26.69] | Can I talk to you for a sec? |
| [17:32.16] | Your tailor... |
| [17:33.93] | ... is a very bad man! |
| [17:38.37] | What are you talking about? |
| [17:40.14] | Hey, what' s going on? |
| [17:46.94] | Joey' s tailor... |
| [17:52.15] | ... took advantage of me. |
| [17:56.29] | No way! I' ve been going to the guy for 1 2 years. |
| [17:59.62] | He said he was gonna do my inseam. |
| [18:01.89] | Then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite |
| [18:05.83] | What? |
| [18:07.73] | Cupping. |
| [18:12.34] | That' s how they do pants! |
| [18:16.54] | First they go up one side, they move it over. |
| [18:19.34] | Then they go up the other side, move it back, then they do the rear. |
| [18:26.15] | Ross, tell him. Isn' t that how a tailor measures pants? |
| [18:29.49] | Yes, yes, it is. In prison! |
| [18:38.70] | What' s the matter with you? |
| [18:40.90] | What? |
| [18:45.50] | That' s not? |
| [18:52.74] | Oh, my God! |
| [19:01.69] | Even Mary Tyler Moore would' ve been better. |
| [19:06.69] | I like it. |
| [19:08.56] | I do. I think it' s a 10! |
| [19:13.46] | Thank you. |
| [19:14.87] | My hair is very amused. |
| [19:16.60] | Come on, things could be worse. |
| [19:19.70] | You could " get caught between the moon and New York City. |
| [19:24.94] | I know it' s crazy, but it' s true." |
| [19:29.61] | Thank you. |
| [19:31.32] | Well, I gotta go. Bye. |
| [19:33.78] | Bye, Rach! |
| [19:35.12] | Wait, are you leaving? |
| [19:36.92] | That' s what I meant by " bye." |
| [19:39.66] | Can I talk to you for a sec? |
| [19:45.63] | When the doctor does that hernia test.... |
| [19:49.43] | That' s okay. |
| [19:54.47] | What' s going on? |
| [19:57.24] | Well, okay, first of all... |
| [20:01.01] | ... Paolo and I are not back together. |
| [20:06.18] | If I could go back in time and do it again... |
| [20:09.52] | ... well, I wouldn' t. |
| [20:14.49] | Second of all.... |
| [20:16.79] | What? |
| [20:20.80] | Is this one of those things where you break up with a guy... |
| [20:24.80] | ... I tell you what I think... |
| [20:26.47] | ... and the next day you get back together with him... |
| [20:29.14] | ... and I look like a complete idiot? |
| [20:33.71] | Well, then, I think the guy' s scum. |
| [20:37.11] | I hate him. I mean, I actually I physically hate him. |
| [20:41.89] | I always have. |
| [20:43.32] | And you are way too good to be with a guy like that. |
| [20:48.19] | Really? |
| [20:49.83] | You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you... |
| [20:52.86] | ... and who gets how funny... |
| [20:55.03] | ... and sweet and amazing... |
| [20:57.80] | ... and adorable and sexy you are. |
| [21:01.04] | You know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking: |
| [21:08.75] | You know? Someone who makes you feel good. |
| [21:11.92] | Like the way I do with Julie. |
| [21:19.72] | Was there a " second of all"? |
| [21:27.86] | No, I think that was the whole " all." |
| [21:33.20] | I gotta go. |
| [21:36.34] | Thanks. |
| [21:45.18] | No, I swear to God, Dad! |
| [21:47.25] | That' s not how they measure pants! |
| [21:56.46] | I was thinking of doing it shorter, like Andie MacDowell' s haircut. |
| [22:00.23] | Yeah, I could do that. Really? |
| [22:02.87] | You wanna do it now? Great! |
| [22:07.14] | See you. |
| [22:09.57] | I just wanna make really sure this time. |
| [22:12.48] | Andie MacDowell is the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right? |
| [22:22.59] | That' s Roddy McDowall. |
| [22:25.72] | Andie MacDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes. |
| [22:31.90] | Thank you. You' re welcome. |
| [02:34.-2] | Welcome to our country. |
| [02:59.-3] | She went to the airport, and she' s gonna go for it with Ross. |
| [03:18.-1] | Yes, we did. Thanks to Vidal Buffay. |
| [03:50.-2] | You said he liked me! |
| [03:56.-1] | That' s all right. We got the bags. |
| [04:10.-3] | Everyone, this is Julie. |
| [05:13.-3] | Isn' t that great? |
| [05:15.-3] | Isn' t that just kickyouinthecrotch, spitonyourneck fantastic? |
| [07:10.-2] | He said.... |
| [08:17.-2] | Because I' m just.... |
| [08:19.-1] | I' m incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak. |
| [09:03.-4] | All right, when was 1 990? 1990 |
| [12:02.-2] | People do stupid things when they' re upset. |
| [13:59.-1] | That' s it. I quit. What? I didn' t say anything! |
| [15:22.-2] | Now we' ll do your inseam. |
| [16:46.-1] | Come on, how can I just tell him? What about Julie? |
| [20:04.-4] | That was a stupid thing I did. |
| [21:05.-1] | " Oh, my God. I' m with Rachel!" |
| [22:18.-4] | No. |
| [00:02.38] | This is pretty much what' s happened so far. |
| [00:05.32] | Ross was in love with Rachel since forever. |
| [00:08.32] | Every time he tried to tell her, something got in the way... |
| [00:11.52] | ... Iike cats, Italian guys. |
| [00:13.59] | And finally, Chandler was, like," Forget about her." |
| [00:17.00] | When Ross was in China, Chandler let it slip that Ross loved Rachel. |
| [00:21.77] | She was, like," Oh, my God!" |
| [00:23.84] | So she went to the airport to meet him. |
| [00:26.84] | She didn ' t know Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. |
| [00:31.88] | That' s pretty much everything you need to know. |
| [00:34.61] | But enough about us. How have you been? |
| [00:37.05] | The One With Ross' New Girlfriend |
| [01:23.36] | Flight number 457 from Beijing now arriving. |
| [01:32.84] | Oh, my God! |
| [01:34.64] | Oh, my God! |
| [01:36.31] | Excuse me. |
| [01:37.34] | Move, move, move! Emergency, please! |
| [01:40.15] | Excuse me, excuse me. |
| [01:50.39] | There you are! |
| [01:54.93] | So, so.... |
| [01:57.43] | How was China? You! |
| [02:00.93] | It was great. |
| [02:03.10] | What happened? |
| [02:04.27] | You' re bleeding. I am? |
| [02:06.00] | Oh, look at that! Yes, I am. |
| [02:08.07] | Enough about me, Mr. Back From The Orient! |
| [02:10.78] | Come on, I wanna hear everything! Everything! |
| [02:16.01] | Well, where do I start? |
| [02:18.75] | This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel. |
| [02:26.86] | These are.... |
| [02:27.93] | These are... |
| [02:29.23] | ... aren' t for you. |
| [02:32.10] | These are for you. |
| [02:38.74] | Thank you. I' m from New York. |
| [02:44.44] | No problem. We' ll use them to stop the bleeding. |
| [02:50.32] | Baggage claim? |
| [03:02.89] | Oh, my God! This is huge! |
| [03:07.17] | This is bigger than huge. This is.... |
| [03:09.63] | All right, what' s bigger than huge? |
| [03:13.74] | This? |
| [03:16.27] | Guys, you got new haircuts! |
| [03:22.11] | Because, you know," lf you don' t look good, we don' t look good." |
| [03:26.02] | I love that voice! |
| [03:28.59] | You guys! |
| [03:31.12] | Airport. Airport. Ross. |
| [03:34.26] | Not alone. |
| [03:35.49] | Julie. |
| [03:37.13] | Arm around her! |
| [03:39.46] | Cramp! Cramp! Cramp! |
| [03:42.53] | I think she' s trying to tell us something. |
| [03:45.30] | Quick, get the verbs. |
| [03:48.01] | You! You! |
| [03:52.18] | You! |
| [03:53.34] | You slowpokes! |
| [04:02.19] | This is my sister, Monica. |
| [04:04.62] | This is Chandler. |
| [04:06.16] | Phoebe, hi. |
| [04:07.49] | Joey. |
| [04:12.23] | Julie. |
| [04:19.50] | But I' m not here, you haven' t met me. |
| [04:21.57] | I' ll make a better impression when I don' t have 20 hours of plane on me. |
| [04:25.74] | And bus. Oh, my God! |
| [04:28.15] | With the screaming guy And the spitting. |
| [04:30.52] | You gotta hear this story. |
| [04:32.25] | We' re on this bus that' s 200 years old. |
| [04:34.85] | Two hundred, at least. |
| [04:36.35] | And the chicken poops in her lap! |
| [04:45.40] | I' m so sorry. |
| [04:47.43] | I just gave away the ending, didn' t l? |
| [04:49.73] | I just heard this story in the cab... |
| [04:52.34] | ... and it is all I can think about. |
| [04:58.38] | This is amazing. |
| [05:01.35] | How did this happen? |
| [05:02.71] | We were in grad school together. |
| [05:04.58] | We haven' t seen each other since then. I land in China... |
| [05:08.09] | ... guess who' s in charge of the dig? |
| [05:10.19] | Julie! |
| [05:21.63] | It' s an expression. |
| [05:24.57] | We just wanted to say a quick hi. |
| [05:27.04] | Then we' ll see the baby. Then get some sleep. |
| [05:29.94] | It' s 6: 00 tomorrow night, our time. |
| [05:32.08] | Don' t tell us what' s gonna happen. I like being surprised. |
| [05:40.32] | Bye! |
| [05:52.73] | Can I get some coffee? Sure. |
| [05:55.60] | Did you talk to him yet? No. |
| [05:57.50] | Then, no. |
| [06:11.42] | What the hell happened to you in China? |
| [06:14.15] | When last we left you, you were in love with, you know. |
| [06:17.76] | I know I was. |
| [06:19.16] | But there was always this voice inside that kept saying: |
| [06:22.43] | " It' s never gonna happen. Move on." You know whose voice that was? |
| [06:27.33] | God? |
| [06:29.63] | It was you, pal. |
| [06:32.14] | Maybe it was God doing me. |
| [06:35.64] | You were right. She looks at me and sees a friend. That' s all. |
| [06:40.18] | And then I met Julie... |
| [06:42.45] | ... and we' re having a great time. |
| [06:44.55] | I never would have gone for it, if it hadn' t been for you. |
| [06:50.29] | Well, you owe me one, big guy. |
| [06:53.36] | Your lemonade. |
| [06:54.69] | I didn' t order it. |
| [06:57.53] | Then go take that back. They' ll charge you for that. |
| [07:00.90] | Go, go, go! Come on, come on! |
| [07:05.67] | So what did you find out? |
| [07:08.37] | He said.... |
| [07:14.68] | They' re having a great time. |
| [07:17.15] | I' m sorry. |
| [07:19.68] | But the silver lining, if you wanna see it... |
| [07:22.65] | ... is that he made this decision all by himself... |
| [07:26.00] | ... without any outside help whatsoever. |
| [07:29.89] | How is that a silver lining? |
| [07:32.40] | You have to really wanna see it. |
| [07:40.74] | Ironically, these guys were picked last in gym. |
| [07:44.68] | Hey, Pheebs. |
| [07:46.38] | You know what I' m thinking? |
| [07:53.05] | How... |
| [07:54.89] | ... it' s been so long since you' ve had sex... |
| [07:57.72] | ... you' re wondering if they' ve changed it? |
| [08:01.56] | No. Although now that' s what I' m thinking. |
| [08:06.53] | So what were you thinking? |
| [08:08.37] | You gave the guys great haircuts. I thought you' d like to do mine. |
| [08:13.57] | No. |
| [08:15.94] | Why not? |
| [08:22.61] | No, you' re not. |
| [08:24.32] | I know I' m not, but you are. |
| [08:26.75] | I was trying to spare your feelings. |
| [08:32.79] | Hold on. |
| [08:33.89] | Ross, Julie for you. |
| [08:42.77] | Anybody know a good tailor? |
| [08:44.34] | You need clothes altered? |
| [08:46.00] | No, I' m just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk. |
| [08:50.17] | Go see Frankie. My family' s been going to him forever. |
| [08:53.51] | He did my first suit when I was 1 5. |
| [08:55.65] | No, wait, 1 6. |
| [08:58.18] | No, excuse me, 1 5. |
| [09:07.59] | You have to stop the QTip when there' s resistance! |
| [09:20.00] | Sweetheart, I' ll see you later. |
| [09:22.01] | Okay, bye. |
| [09:25.64] | That is so sweet. |
| [09:31.55] | Okay. No, you hang up. |
| [09:33.72] | No, you |
| [09:37.00] | One, two, three. |
| [09:42.06] | You didn' t hang up either. |
| [09:43.56] | She didn' t hang up. |
| [09:50.87] | No, you hang up. |
| [09:52.30] | You. You. |
| [10:03.81] | Sorry, I thought you were talking to me. |
| [10:08.15] | Rachel. |
| [10:09.85] | I' ll just call her back. |
| [10:13.19] | Hi, sweetie. I' m sorry. We got disconnected. |
| [10:15.66] | No, you hang up. |
| [10:18.20] | How did this happen to me? |
| [10:19.86] | A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. |
| [10:22.93] | Ross was just Ross. Just this guy. |
| [10:25.84] | Now all of a sudden, he' s Ross... |
| [10:30.04] | ... this really great guy that I can' t have. |
| [10:34.45] | Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too. |
| [10:37.08] | I know you did. |
| [10:40.25] | I' m just gonna deal with it. |
| [10:45.92] | I gotta get out of here! |
| [10:51.03] | I don' t care what you guys say, something' s bothering her. |
| [10:59.74] | You know, I think I was 1 6. |
| [11:04.61] | Please, just a little bit off the back. |
| [11:07.58] | I' m still on " no." |
| [11:11.32] | Morning. |
| [11:13.45] | Could you close your eyes for a sec? |
| [11:15.62] | No, no, no. I' m not falling for that again. |
| [11:21.09] | What' s going on? |
| [11:22.16] | I sort of did a stupid thing last night. |
| [11:24.60] | What stupid thing did you do? |
| [11:36.47] | Why don' t you just go get dressed... |
| [11:39.01] | ... then you' ll be on your way. Byebye. |
| [11:43.31] | How did this happen? |
| [11:45.28] | I kind of ran into him last night. |
| [11:47.62] | Where? At his apartment. |
| [11:49.12] | Is this juice? |
| [11:51.32] | And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe? |
| [11:55.29] | Oh, God, I know. I' m pathetic, I' m a loser. |
| [11:59.20] | Honey, you' re not pathetic. You' re just sad. |
| [12:04.50] | My God, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn' t |
| [12:11.78] | But this is about your horrible mistake. |
| [12:19.22] | Sorry we' re late. |
| [12:20.35] | We were.... |
| [12:21.82] | Well, there was touching. |
| [12:29.66] | Hey, Ross! |
| [12:32.23] | What a.... |
| [12:35.17] | What are you doing here? |
| [12:37.33] | I do Raquel! |
| [12:45.58] | So he' s back? |
| [12:47.58] | Yeah, he' s back. Is that a problem? |
| [12:50.35] | No, not a problem. |
| [12:52.38] | Good. Glad it' s not a problem. |
| [12:55.00] | You' re gonna have to not touch my ass. |
| [13:02.26] | Despite the yummy bagels and palpable tension... |
| [13:05.90] | ... my pants need to be altered. |
| [13:07.67] | When you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. |
| [13:11.44] | He' ll know what it means. |
| [13:15.41] | You sure he' ll crack that code? |
| [13:19.41] | It' s funny. The last time Paolo was here, my hair was so much cuter. |
| [13:24.12] | All right. |
| [13:26.55] | But you have to promise that you will not be all controlly and bossy... |
| [13:31.12] | ... and all Monica about it. |
| [13:34.59] | I promise. |
| [13:35.86] | All right, let' s see. |
| [13:37.63] | Now, some of you are gonna get cut and some of you aren' t. |
| [13:43.03] | But I promise, none of you will feel a thing. |
| [14:02.65] | But this isn' t the face of a person who trusts a person. |
| [14:06.39] | This is the face of a person who, you know... |
| [14:09.63] | ... doesn' t trust a person. |
| [14:12.73] | I' m sorry. I' m sorry. |
| [14:14.60] | It' s just a little shorter than what we had discussed. |
| [14:18.44] | Would you relax? I know what I am doing. |
| [14:22.14] | This is how he wears it. |
| [14:26.81] | How who wears it? |
| [14:28.15] | Demi Moore. |
| [14:30.61] | Demi Moore is not a " he." |
| [14:32.62] | Well, he was a " he" in Arthur and in 10. |
| [14:37.49] | That' s Dudley Moore! |
| [14:39.26] | I said I wanted it like Demi Moore! |
| [14:43.83] | Oh, my God! |
| [14:45.83] | Oh, God! |
| [14:48.17] | Oh, my God! I' m sorry! |
| [14:50.70] | Which one is Demi Moore? |
| [14:52.37] | She' s the actress that was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost! |
| [14:57.34] | She' s got gorgeous hair. |
| [14:59.14] | I know! |
| [15:07.89] | How long do you want the cuffs? |
| [15:10.19] | At least as long as I have the pants. |
| [15:16.79] | I just got that. |
| [15:37.31] | How is she? |
| [15:39.58] | It' s too soon to tell. |
| [15:42.82] | She' s resting, which is a good sign. |
| [15:46.59] | How' s the hair? |
| [15:48.06] | I' m not gonna lie to you. It doesn' t look good. |
| [15:53.10] | I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling. |
| [15:58.07] | Can we see her? |
| [15:59.77] | Your hair looks too good. It' d upset her. |
| [16:03.27] | Ross, you come on in. |
| [16:12.38] | Well, how you doing? |
| [16:14.05] | I' m okay. |
| [16:15.12] | That bad, huh? |
| [16:17.69] | Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. |
| [16:21.43] | It' s one of my gifts. |
| [16:28.27] | Joey, when I saw him get off that plane with her... |
| [16:32.24] | ... I really thought I just hit rock bottom. |
| [16:35.61] | But today, it' s like there' s rock bottom... |
| [16:39.24] | ... 50 feet of crap... |
| [16:41.41] | ... then me. |
| [16:44.15] | Tell Ross how you feel. |
| [16:49.29] | What about her? They' ve only been going out for two weeks. |
| [16:52.49] | Ross has been in love with you for 10 years. |
| [16:56.46] | I don' t know. I don' t know. |
| [16:59.26] | I' ve been with my share of women. |
| [17:02.23] | I' ve been with a lot of people' s share of women. |
| [17:06.14] | But the point is... |
| [17:08.07] | ... I' ve never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you. |
| [17:14.31] | Really? |
| [17:22.29] | Yo, paisan! |
| [17:26.69] | Can I talk to you for a sec? |
| [17:32.16] | Your tailor... |
| [17:33.93] | ... is a very bad man! |
| [17:38.37] | What are you talking about? |
| [17:40.14] | Hey, what' s going on? |
| [17:46.94] | Joey' s tailor... |
| [17:52.15] | ... took advantage of me. |
| [17:56.29] | No way! I' ve been going to the guy for 1 2 years. |
| [17:59.62] | He said he was gonna do my inseam. |
| [18:01.89] | Then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite |
| [18:05.83] | What? |
| [18:07.73] | Cupping. |
| [18:12.34] | That' s how they do pants! |
| [18:16.54] | First they go up one side, they move it over. |
| [18:19.34] | Then they go up the other side, move it back, then they do the rear. |
| [18:26.15] | Ross, tell him. Isn' t that how a tailor measures pants? |
| [18:29.49] | Yes, yes, it is. In prison! |
| [18:38.70] | What' s the matter with you? |
| [18:40.90] | What? |
| [18:45.50] | That' s not? |
| [18:52.74] | Oh, my God! |
| [19:01.69] | Even Mary Tyler Moore would' ve been better. |
| [19:06.69] | I like it. |
| [19:08.56] | I do. I think it' s a 10! |
| [19:13.46] | Thank you. |
| [19:14.87] | My hair is very amused. |
| [19:16.60] | Come on, things could be worse. |
| [19:19.70] | You could " get caught between the moon and New York City. |
| [19:24.94] | I know it' s crazy, but it' s true." |
| [19:29.61] | Thank you. |
| [19:31.32] | Well, I gotta go. Bye. |
| [19:33.78] | Bye, Rach! |
| [19:35.12] | Wait, are you leaving? |
| [19:36.92] | That' s what I meant by " bye." |
| [19:39.66] | Can I talk to you for a sec? |
| [19:45.63] | When the doctor does that hernia test.... |
| [19:49.43] | That' s okay. |
| [19:54.47] | What' s going on? |
| [19:57.24] | Well, okay, first of all... |
| [20:01.01] | ... Paolo and I are not back together. |
| [20:06.18] | If I could go back in time and do it again... |
| [20:09.52] | ... well, I wouldn' t. |
| [20:14.49] | Second of all.... |
| [20:16.79] | What? |
| [20:20.80] | Is this one of those things where you break up with a guy... |
| [20:24.80] | ... I tell you what I think... |
| [20:26.47] | ... and the next day you get back together with him... |
| [20:29.14] | ... and I look like a complete idiot? |
| [20:33.71] | Well, then, I think the guy' s scum. |
| [20:37.11] | I hate him. I mean, I actually I physically hate him. |
| [20:41.89] | I always have. |
| [20:43.32] | And you are way too good to be with a guy like that. |
| [20:48.19] | Really? |
| [20:49.83] | You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you... |
| [20:52.86] | ... and who gets how funny... |
| [20:55.03] | ... and sweet and amazing... |
| [20:57.80] | ... and adorable and sexy you are. |
| [21:01.04] | You know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking: |
| [21:08.75] | You know? Someone who makes you feel good. |
| [21:11.92] | Like the way I do with Julie. |
| [21:19.72] | Was there a " second of all"? |
| [21:27.86] | No, I think that was the whole " all." |
| [21:33.20] | I gotta go. |
| [21:36.34] | Thanks. |
| [21:45.18] | No, I swear to God, Dad! |
| [21:47.25] | That' s not how they measure pants! |
| [21:56.46] | I was thinking of doing it shorter, like Andie MacDowell' s haircut. |
| [22:00.23] | Yeah, I could do that. Really? |
| [22:02.87] | You wanna do it now? Great! |
| [22:07.14] | See you. |
| [22:09.57] | I just wanna make really sure this time. |
| [22:12.48] | Andie MacDowell is the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right? |
| [22:22.59] | That' s Roddy McDowall. |
| [22:25.72] | Andie MacDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes. |
| [22:31.90] | Thank you. You' re welcome. |
| [00:02.38] | 到目前为止大概是这样子… |
| [00:05.32] | 打从一开始罗斯就爱瑞秋 |
| [00:08.32] | 但每次他想要表白 总是会遇上阻碍… |
| [00:11.52] | 像是猫咪，意大利佬 |
| [00:13.59] | 最后钱德劝他死心 |
| [00:17.00] | 罗斯去中国考古时 钱德说漏嘴罗斯爱瑞秋 |
| [00:21.77] | 瑞秋非常惊讶 |
| [00:23.84] | 于是她到机场接罗斯 |
| [00:26.84] | 她不知道罗斯 带了另一个女人下飞机 |
| [00:31.88] | 大概就是这样子了 |
| [00:34.61] | 说够了我们，你们近来如何？ |
| [00:37.05] | |
| [00:45.81] | 六人行 第2季 第01集 罗斯的新女友 |
| [01:23.36] | 从北京飞来第457号班机 已经降落 |
| [01:32.84] | 我的天啊！ |
| [01:34.64] | 天啊！ |
| [01:36.31] | 对不起 |
| [01:37.34] | 借过，借过！ 紧急事件，拜托！ |
| [01:40.15] | 对不起，对不起 |
| [01:50.39] | 原来你们在那里！ |
| [01:54.93] | 所以，所以… |
| [01:57.43] | 中国怎么样？老兄！ |
| [02:00.93] | 很棒… |
| [02:03.10] | 你怎么啦？ |
| [02:04.27] | 你在流血 是吗？ |
| [02:06.00] | 啊，怪怪！我是在流血 |
| [02:08.07] | 别管我了 周游东方的旅人！ |
| [02:10.78] | 我要听一切事情！ 什么都不要漏掉！ |
| [02:16.01] | 嗯，要从何开始？ |
| [02:18.75] | 这位是茱莉 茱莉，这位是瑞秋 |
| [02:26.86] | 这些… |
| [02:27.93] | 这些… |
| [02:29.23] | 不是要给你的 |
| [02:32.10] | 这些是要送给你的 |
| [02:34.-2] | 欢迎光临敝国 |
| [02:38.74] | 谢谢，我是纽约人 |
| [02:44.44] | 没关系，我用它来止血 |
| [02:50.32] | 去拿行李？ |
| [02:59.-3] | 她去了机场 准备跟罗斯坦白了 |
| [03:02.89] | 天啊！这是大事！ |
| [03:07.17] | 这比大事还大 这是… |
| [03:09.63] | 什么比大事还大？ |
| [03:13.74] | 这件事吗？ |
| [03:16.27] | 喂，你们剪头发了！ |
| [03:18.-1] | 是的，谢谢布菲美发大师 |
| [03:22.11] | 因为如果你们丢脸 我们也丢脸（广告词） |
| [03:26.02] | 我喜欢这声音！ |
| [03:28.59] | 各位！ |
| [03:31.12] | 机场…机场…罗斯 |
| [03:34.26] | 不是一个人 |
| [03:35.49] | 茱莉 |
| [03:37.13] | 搂着她！ |
| [03:39.46] | 抽筋！抽筋！ |
| [03:42.53] | 她好像想说什么 |
| [03:45.30] | 赶快猜动词 |
| [03:48.01] | 你！你！ |
| [03:50.-2] | 你说他喜欢我！ |
| [03:52.18] | 你！ |
| [03:53.34] | 你这个慢郞中！ |
| [03:56.-1] | 没关系，我们拿了行李 |
| [04:02.19] | 这是我妹妹摩妮卡 |
| [04:04.62] | 这是钱德 |
| [04:06.16] | 菲比，嗨 |
| [04:07.49] | 乔伊 |
| [04:10.-3] | 各位，这位是茱莉 |
| [04:12.23] | 茱莉 |
| [04:19.50] | 但我还没到 我们还没见面 |
| [04:21.57] | 没有连坐二十小时飞机 明天我会让各位刮目相看 |
| [04:25.74] | 还有巴士 喔，天啊！ |
| [04:28.15] | 那个尖叫的傢伙… 还有吐口水 |
| [04:30.52] | 你们一定要听这个故事 |
| [04:32.25] | 我们坐的巴士一定有两百年旧 |
| [04:34.85] | 至少两百年旧 |
| [04:36.35] | 一只鸡拉屎在她腿上！ |
| [04:45.40] | 对不起 |
| [04:47.43] | 我说出了结尾，对不对？ |
| [04:49.73] | 我在计程车上听了这个故事… |
| [04:52.34] | 满脑子想的都是这个 |
| [04:58.38] | 真是惊人 |
| [05:01.35] | 怎么发生的？ |
| [05:02.71] | 罗斯与我一起上过研究所 |
| [05:04.58] | 后来就没有再见面 我降落在中国机场时… |
| [05:08.09] | 猜猜是谁负责探勘？ |
| [05:10.19] | 就是茱莉！ |
| [05:13.-3] | 真是太棒了！ |
| [05:15.-3] | 真是棒得面红耳赤！ 棒得有苦说不出！ |
| [05:21.63] | 她习惯这么说 |
| [05:24.57] | 我们只是来打个招呼 |
| [05:27.04] | 然后我们要去看宝宝 然后睡一下觉 |
| [05:29.94] | 现在是中国的明天晚上六点 |
| [05:32.08] | 别告诉我会发生什么事 我比较喜欢惊喜 |
| [05:40.32] | 再见！ |
| [05:50.83] | 中央公园咖啡店 |
| [05:52.73] | 瑞秋，我想喝点咖啡 没问题 |
| [05:55.60] | 你跟他谈了吗？ 没有 |
| [05:57.50] | 没咖啡给你 |
| [06:11.42] | 你在中国发生了什么事？ |
| [06:14.15] | 你离开前还疯狂爱着… 你知道的 |
| [06:17.76] | 我知道我爱她 |
| [06:19.16] | 但我心中有这个小声音告诉我 |
| [06:22.43] | 不可能成功的，死心吧 你知道那是谁的声音吗？ |
| [06:27.33] | 上帝？ |
| [06:29.63] | 是你的声音，老哥 |
| [06:32.14] | 也许是上帝模仿我的声音 |
| [06:35.64] | 你说得对 她眼中只把我当成朋友 |
| [06:40.18] | 然后我遇见了茱莉 |
| [06:42.45] | 我们在一起非常开心 |
| [06:44.55] | 要不是因为你 我绝不会跟茱莉在一起 |
| [06:50.29] | 你欠我一个情，大个儿 |
| [06:53.36] | 你的柠檬汁 |
| [06:54.69] | 我没有叫柠檬汁 |
| [06:57.53] | 那你最好送回去 否则他们会要你付钱！ |
| [07:00.90] | 快！快！快去！ |
| [07:05.67] | 你问出了什么？ |
| [07:08.37] | 他说… |
| [07:10.-2] | 他说… |
| [07:14.68] | 他们在一起很开心 |
| [07:17.15] | 对不起 |
| [07:19.68] | 但有好的一面 如果你愿意这么看… |
| [07:22.65] | 他完全是自己做了这个决定 |
| [07:26.00] | 完全没有受外人的影响 |
| [07:29.89] | 这怎么是好的一面？ |
| [07:32.40] | 你要非常愿意才看得出来 |
| [07:40.74] | 讽刺的是这些傢伙 上体育课时没人愿意跟他一队 |
| [07:44.68] | 菲比 |
| [07:46.38] | 你知道我想什么吗？ |
| [07:53.05] | 因为… |
| [07:54.89] | 你太久没做爱了… |
| [07:57.72] | 你不知道有没有什么改变？ |
| [08:01.56] | 不是 但是我现在是这么想了 |
| [08:06.53] | 你本来在想什么？ |
| [08:08.37] | 你帮他们剪头发 我想你也应该帮我剪 |
| [08:13.57] | 不要 |
| [08:15.94] | 为什么不要？ |
| [08:17.-2] | 因为我是个… |
| [08:19.-1] | 我非常挑剔 而且有控制狂 |
| [08:22.61] | 不，你才不是 |
| [08:24.32] | 我知道我不是 不过你是 |
| [08:26.75] | 我只是不想伤害你的心 |
| [08:32.79] | 请等一下 |
| [08:33.89] | 罗斯，茱莉找你 |
| [08:42.77] | 谁能介绍一个好裁缝？ |
| [08:44.34] | 需要改衣服吗？ |
| [08:46.00] | 不，我只是要找一个人 用粉笔在我身上画线 |
| [08:50.17] | 去找法兰基 我家人都找他做衣服 |
| [08:53.51] | 我十五岁第一套西装 就是他做的 |
| [08:55.65] | 不，十六岁 |
| [08:58.18] | 不，对不起，是十五岁 |
| [09:03.-4] | 年是几岁？ |
| [09:07.59] | 当你掏耳朵时 碰到东西就要停下来！ |
| [09:20.00] | 甜心，待会见 |
| [09:22.01] | 好，再见 |
| [09:25.64] | 你真好 |
| [09:31.55] | 好，不，你先挂 |
| [09:33.72] | 不，你先… |
| [09:37.00] | 一，二，三 |
| [09:42.06] | 你也没有挂 |
| [09:43.56] | 她没挂 |
| [09:50.87] | 不，你挂电话 |
| [09:52.30] | 你挂，你挂 |
| [10:03.81] | 对不起，我以为你在跟我说话 |
| [10:08.15] | 瑞秋！ |
| [10:09.85] | 我打回去 |
| [10:13.19] | 嗨，甜心，对不起 我们被中断了 |
| [10:15.66] | 不，你挂掉 |
| [10:18.20] | 我到底是怎么回事？ |
| [10:19.86] | 一周前，两周前，我很好 |
| [10:22.93] | 罗斯只是罗斯 这是这个傢伙 |
| [10:25.84] | 现在突然间，他不一样了 |
| [10:30.04] | 变成这个大帅哥 我却无法得到 |
| [10:34.45] | 甜心，我也希望你能得到他 |
| [10:37.08] | 我知道你的心意 |
| [10:40.25] | 我必须要想办法 |
| [10:45.92] | 我必须要离开这里！ |
| [10:51.03] | 我不管你们怎么说 她有心事 |
| [10:59.74] | 我想我是十六岁 |
| [11:04.61] | 求求你，只要剪后面一点点 |
| [11:07.58] | 我还是坚持不要 |
| [11:11.32] | 早安 |
| [11:13.45] | 你们能不能闭上眼睛一秒钟？ |
| [11:15.62] | 不，不，不 我可不要再上当 |
| [11:21.09] | 怎么回事？ |
| [11:22.16] | 昨晚我做了一件蠢事 |
| [11:24.60] | 你做了什么蠢事？ |
| [11:36.47] | 你为什么不穿上衣服… |
| [11:39.01] | 然后就可以走了，再见 |
| [11:43.31] | 怎么发生的？ |
| [11:45.28] | 我昨晚凑巧碰到他 |
| [11:47.62] | 在哪里碰到他？ 在他的公寓 |
| [11:49.12] | 这是果汁吗？ |
| [11:51.32] | 你忘了他勾引菲比 所以你才甩了他？ |
| [11:55.29] | 天啊，我真是可悲 我是个烂货！ |
| [11:59.20] | 甜心，你不可悲 你只是伤心 |
| [12:02.-2] | 大家伤心时都会干蠢事 |
| [12:04.50] | 如果每个我不该上床的人 都给我五毛钱… |
| [12:11.78] | 但这是关于你的大错误 |
| [12:19.22] | 对不起，我们迟到了 |
| [12:20.35] | 我们… |
| [12:21.82] | 发生过接触 |
| [12:29.66] | 嗨，罗斯 |
| [12:32.23] | 真是… |
| [12:35.17] | 你在这里干什么？ |
| [12:37.33] | 跟瑞秋嘿咻！ |
| [12:45.58] | 他回来了？ |
| [12:47.58] | 对，他回来了 有什么问题吗？ |
| [12:50.35] | 没问题 |
| [12:52.38] | 很好，没有问题 |
| [12:55.00] | 你不能再碰我的屁股！ |
| [13:02.26] | 尽管有美味的面包 与浓厚的紧张气氛… |
| [13:05.90] | 我要去改裤子了 |
| [13:07.67] | 你见到法兰基时 替我问个好 |
| [13:11.44] | 他会明白我的意思 |
| [13:15.41] | 你确定他能解得开密码吗？ |
| [13:19.41] | 上次波洛来这里时 我的短发要可爱多了 |
| [13:24.12] | 好吧 |
| [13:26.55] | 但你要保证不会挑剔与专横… |
| [13:31.12] | 不会像个摩妮卡 |
| [13:34.59] | 我保证 |
| [13:35.86] | 好，让我看看 |
| [13:37.63] | 你们有一些会被剪掉 有些不会 |
| [13:43.03] | 但我保证绝对不会痛 |
| [13:59.-1] | 我不干了 我什么都没说！ |
| [14:02.65] | 但这不是一张信任的表情 |
| [14:06.39] | 这是一张，你知道的… |
| [14:09.63] | 不信任人的表情 |
| [14:12.73] | 对不起，对不起 |
| [14:14.60] | 这比我们说的要短了一点 |
| [14:18.44] | 你放轻松好吗？ 我知道要怎么剪 |
| [14:22.14] | 他的发型就是这样 |
| [14:26.81] | 谁的发型就是这样？ |
| [14:28.15] | 黛咪摩儿 |
| [14:30.61] | 黛咪摩儿不是一个“他” |
| [14:32.62] | 他在“二八佳人花公子” 与“十全十美”都是一个“他” |
| [14:37.49] | 那是杜德利摩尔！ |
| [14:39.26] | 我说我要像黛咪摩儿！ |
| [14:43.83] | 喔，老天！ |
| [14:45.83] | 天啊！ |
| [14:48.17] | 我的天，真对不起！ |
| [14:50.70] | 黛咪摩儿是哪一个？ |
| [14:52.37] | 她是女星！演过桃色机密 桃色交易与第六感生死恋 |
| [14:57.34] | 她的头发非常美！ |
| [14:59.14] | 我知道！ |
| [15:07.89] | 你的袖子要多长？ |
| [15:10.19] | 至少要跟裤子一样长久 |
| [15:16.79] | 我听懂了 |
| [15:22.-2] | 现在要量内缝 |
| [15:37.31] | 她的情况如何？ |
| [15:39.58] | 现在还不知道 |
| [15:42.82] | 她在休息，这是好徵兆 |
| [15:46.59] | 头发怎么样？ |
| [15:48.06] | 我不骗你 真的很不好看 |
| [15:53.10] | 我在一边加上发夹 似乎能阻止卷曲 |
| [15:58.07] | 我能不能看看她？ |
| [15:59.77] | 你的头发太好看了 会让她伤心 |
| [16:03.27] | 罗斯，你去看看她好了 |
| [16:12.38] | 你还好吗？ |
| [16:14.05] | 我很好 |
| [16:15.12] | 这么糟糕？ |
| [16:17.69] | 我可以感觉到 女人难过脆弱的时候 |
| [16:21.43] | 这是我的天赋之一 |
| [16:28.27] | 乔伊，当我看到他 与她一起下飞机… |
| [16:32.24] | 我以为我坠入了谷底 |
| [16:35.61] | 但今天是谷底… |
| [16:39.24] | 下面还有五十尺厚的垃圾… |
| [16:41.41] | 然后就是我 |
| [16:44.15] | 你必须告诉罗斯你的感受 |
| [16:46.-1] | 我怎么能告诉他？ 茱莉呢？ |
| [16:49.29] | 又怎么样？ 他们才在一起两周 |
| [16:52.49] | 罗斯已经爱你十年了 |
| [16:56.46] | 我不知道，我不知道… |
| [16:59.26] | 我交往过很多女人 |
| [17:02.23] | 我交往过很多别人的女人 |
| [17:06.14] | 但重点是… |
| [17:08.07] | 我从来没有对任何人 像罗斯对你这样专情… |
| [17:14.31] | 真的吗？ |
| [17:22.29] | 喂，老兄！ |
| [17:26.69] | 我能跟你谈一下吗？ |
| [17:32.16] | 你的裁缝… |
| [17:33.93] | 是个大坏蛋！ |
| [17:38.37] | 你在说什么？ |
| [17:40.14] | 怎么样？ |
| [17:46.94] | 乔伊的裁缝… |
| [17:52.15] | 吃了我的豆腐 |
| [17:56.29] | 不可能！我去他那里十二年了 |
| [17:59.62] | 他说要量我的内缝 |
| [18:01.89] | 他的手沿着我的腿往上摸 然后就… |
| [18:05.83] | 什么？ |
| [18:07.73] | 包住了 |
| [18:12.34] | 他们就是这样量裤子的！ |
| [18:16.54] | 首先量一边 把小弟弟推到一旁 |
| [18:19.34] | 然后量另一边 把小弟弟推回来，然后量后面 |
| [18:26.15] | 罗斯，告诉他 裁缝量裤子不都是这样？ |
| [18:29.49] | 是的，的确是这样 在监狱里！ |
| [18:38.70] | 你是怎么搞的？ |
| [18:40.90] | 什么？ |
| [18:45.50] | 不是这样？ |
| [18:52.74] | 我的老天！ |
| [19:01.69] | 就算是玛丽泰勒摩尔 也比这个要好 |
| [19:06.69] | 我喜欢 |
| [19:08.56] | 真的，我觉得“十全十美”！ |
| [19:13.46] | 谢谢 |
| [19:14.87] | 我的头发很让人开怀 |
| [19:16.60] | 事情还可能更糟 |
| [19:19.70] | 你可能会被“困在纽约月光中” （电影主题曲） |
| [19:24.94] | 我知道很疯狂，不过千真万确 （电影主题曲） |
| [19:29.61] | 谢谢 |
| [19:31.32] | 我要走了，待会见 |
| [19:33.78] | 瑞秋，再见！ |
| [19:35.12] | 慢着，你要走了？ |
| [19:36.92] | 所以我才说再见 |
| [19:39.66] | 我能不能跟你说一下话？ |
| [19:45.63] | 当医生检查疝气时… |
| [19:49.43] | 那样做就没有关系 |
| [19:54.47] | 怎么啦？ |
| [19:57.24] | 首先… |
| [20:01.01] | 波洛与我没有在一起 |
| [20:04.-4] | 那是我干的一件蠢事 |
| [20:06.18] | 如果我能使时光倒转… |
| [20:09.52] | 我绝对不会这么做 |
| [20:14.49] | 其次… |
| [20:16.79] | 什么？ |
| [20:20.80] | 我要先问清楚 这是不是当你与男友分手… |
| [20:24.80] | 我告诉你我的想法… |
| [20:26.47] | 然后第二天你又重修旧好… |
| [20:29.14] | 我变成一个大蠢蛋？ |
| [20:33.71] | 好，我觉得他实在很烂 |
| [20:37.11] | 我恨死他了 我真的很厌恶他 |
| [20:41.89] | 我一直很厌恶他 |
| [20:43.32] | 你值得更好的男人 |
| [20:48.19] | 真的？ |
| [20:49.83] | 你值得一个真正能欣赏你的人 |
| [20:52.86] | 了解你有多么幽默… |
| [20:55.03] | 多么温柔，多么体帖… |
| [20:57.80] | 多么美丽性感… |
| [21:01.04] | 每天早上醒来都会想着… |
| [21:05.-1] | 天啊，我跟瑞秋在一起！ |
| [21:08.75] | 这个人能让你感觉非常好 |
| [21:11.92] | 就像我与茱莉一样 |
| [21:19.72] | 你还没说完？ |
| [21:27.86] | 不，我想这就是了 |
| [21:33.20] | 我要走了 |
| [21:36.34] | 谢谢 |
| [21:45.18] | 不，我向天发誓，爸！ |
| [21:47.25] | 不是这样子量裤子的！ |
| [21:56.46] | 我想要剪个短发 就像安蒂麦道威尔的发型 |
| [22:00.23] | 这我会剪 真的？ |
| [22:02.87] | 你要现在就剪吗？ 太好了！ |
| [22:07.14] | 待会见 |
| [22:09.57] | 这次我要弄清楚 |
| [22:12.48] | 安蒂麦道威尔就是演 “你是我今生的新娘”？ |
| [22:18.-4] | 不是 |
| [22:22.59] | 那是鲁迪麦道威尔 |
| [22:25.72] | 安蒂麦道威尔是演 “浩劫余生”的那个傢伙 |
| [22:31.90] | 谢谢 别客气 |
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