| [00:03.-4] | What is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? |
| [00:16.-3] | What is it? Am I hideously unattractive? |
| [03:11.-2] | It's before work,after work, and during work. |
| [03:40.-3] | He's really interesting, and he's really sweet. |
| [04:41.-3] | Monica's setting me up. |
| [04:46.-3] | What? My whole insane jealousy thing? |
| [04:56.-2] | Oh,yeah,come on! I'm moving on. |
| [06:21.-3] | ... I am. … |
| [07:00.-3] | It's this thing. |
| [10:01.-4] | Whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him: |
| [12:49.-1] | What? Why are you looking at me like that? |
| [21:50.-4] | It's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. |
| [00:06.22] | Is there something repellent about me? |
| [00:10.42] | How was the party? |
| [00:11.59] | It couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me. |
| [00:18.60] | No,you are not. You are very attractive. |
| [00:21.63] | I go through the same thing. |
| [00:23.50] | When I put on a little weight, I question everything. |
| [00:31.11] | I've put on weight? |
| [00:33.65] | Did you want to...? |
| [00:37.68] | No,not weight. More like insulation. |
| [00:42.65] | I'm unemployed, in dire need of a project. |
| [00:45.69] | Wanna work out? I can remake you. |
| [00:47.79] | I would,but that might get in the way of my lying-around time. |
| [00:52.13] | Please? |
| [00:53.26] | Come on,let her do it! |
| [00:55.60] | All right. |
| [00:56.63] | If we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours,I'm going home. |
| [01:01.37] | Your boobs are fine. |
| [01:02.71] | I shouldn't have said anything. |
| [01:04.48] | Come here. Come here! |
| [01:08.88] | Can't make hands meet! |
| [02:03.74] | Let's do it! |
| [02:09.87] | What? |
| [02:11.21] | Nothing. Just never seen your little stretchy pants before. |
| [02:16.48] | And we're changing. |
| [02:33.26] | Come on,give me five more! |
| [02:35.53] | Five more! |
| [02:38.84] | Five more and I'll flash you. |
| [02:40.61] | One... |
| [02:43.58] | ...two... … |
| [02:46.04] | ...two and a half. … |
| [02:50.35] | Just show me one of them. |
| [03:08.47] | She's insane! |
| [03:09.70] | The woman is insane. |
| [03:13.81] | She's got me doing butt-clenches at my desk. |
| [03:17.28] | And now they won't bring me my mail anymore. |
| [03:21.71] | Hey,Pheebs. How'd it go with Scott? |
| [03:23.88] | It was nice. Took him to a romantic restaurant... |
| [03:27.32] | ...ordered champagne. Nice. … |
| [03:29.92] | He still won't put out? |
| [03:31.46] | Nope. Zilch. Nothing. |
| [03:34.06] | Sorry,Pheebs. |
| [03:36.39] | Look,I don't mind taking it slow. |
| [03:38.50] | I like him a lot. |
| [03:43.23] | Why won't he give it up? |
| [03:46.34] | Maybe he drives his car on the other side of the road. |
| [03:49.77] | If you know what I mean. |
| [03:52.81] | No. What do you mean? He's not British. |
| [03:58.62] | Maybe he's gay. |
| [04:02.69] | I don't think that's the problem. |
| [04:05.00] | We went dancing the other night... |
| [04:07.03] | ...and just the way he held me so close and looked into my eyes.... … |
| [04:11.46] | I just definitely felt something. |
| [04:14.20] | But how much can you tell from a look? |
| [04:16.77] | I felt it on my hip. I could tell. |
| [04:22.37] | Yo,Bing! Racquetball in 20 minutes. |
| [04:26.01] | Joey,be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it. |
| [04:31.78] | Oh,Rachel! Don't look. |
| [04:33.45] | What? |
| [04:36.49] | I don't care. I have a date tonight. |
| [04:39.82] | You have a date? |
| [04:43.73] | What about Ross and.... |
| [04:48.50] | Well,you know, as much fun as that was... |
| [04:51.30] | ... I've decided to opt for sanity. … |
| [04:54.21] | You're okay about all this? |
| [04:58.58] | He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. |
| [05:02.31] | For all I care,he can throw her through the damn thing. |
| [05:07.69] | Hi,guys. |
| [05:09.22] | Monica,I'll come by tomorrow and pick up Fluffy's old cat toys,okay? |
| [05:13.86] | If you say his full name. |
| [05:16.33] | Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toys? |
| [05:22.83] | All right. |
| [05:23.94] | -You're getting a cat? -Actually,we're getting a cat. |
| [05:28.51] | Together? |
| [05:30.07] | Both of you? Together? |
| [05:32.38] | It'll live with Ross half the time and with me half the time. |
| [05:36.35] | Well,isn't that just lovely? |
| [05:40.25] | That's something you'll enjoy... |
| [05:42.55] | ...for a really,really, really long time. … |
| [05:45.26] | Hopefully. |
| [05:47.19] | Look at that. I gotta go! I got a date! |
| [05:50.60] | With a man. |
| [05:53.20] | You guys have a really good night... |
| [05:55.70] | ...and you two have a really good cat. … |
| [06:03.91] | We're not supposed to take these when we leave. |
| [06:13.38] | I don't know if Monica told you,but this my first date since my divorce. |
| [06:18.82] | If I seem a little nervous... |
| [06:23.06] | How long do cats live? |
| [06:26.40] | I'm sorry? |
| [06:27.47] | Cats. How long do they live? |
| [06:29.77] | Figuring you don't throw them under a bus or something? |
| [06:34.64] | Maybe 1 5,1 6 years. |
| [06:37.18] | Well,that's just great. |
| [06:40.48] | Cheers! |
| [06:42.61] | Right. Clink. |
| [06:50.92] | Monica told you I was cuter than this,didn't she? |
| [06:55.36] | No,Michael,it's not you. Sorry. It's just.... |
| [07:01.60] | It's not as bad as it sounds... |
| [07:03.60] | ... but this friend of mine is getting a cat with his girlfriend. … |
| [07:07.51] | Oh,that does sound.... |
| [07:12.64] | He just started going out with her. |
| [07:16.01] | Is this guy an old boyfriend? |
| [07:21.45] | Yeah,he wishes. |
| [07:26.02] | I'm sorry. Look at me. |
| [07:28.13] | Michael,let's talk about you. |
| [07:34.20] | So.... |
| [07:38.00] | Did you ever get a pet with a girlfriend? |
| [07:42.31] | -So I figured it out. -What? |
| [07:45.38] | Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. |
| [07:47.85] | I'm not sexy enough. |
| [07:50.38] | Phoebe,that's crazy. |
| [07:52.88] | When I first met you, you know what I said? |
| [07:55.82] | I said,"Excellent butt,great rack." |
| [08:02.06] | Really? That's so sweet. |
| [08:06.33] | I mean,I'm officially offended. But that's so sweet. |
| [08:11.17] | If you wanna know what the deal is, you're gonna have to ask him. |
| [08:15.74] | You're right. You're right. |
| [08:18.08] | You are so "yum"! |
| [08:39.80] | I mean,it's a cat,you know? It's a cat. |
| [08:45.30] | Why can't they get a bug? One of those fruit flies. |
| [08:48.81] | Those things that live for a day. |
| [08:51.21] | What are they called? |
| [08:54.08] | Fruit flies? |
| [08:56.91] | Thank you. |
| [08:58.05] | Would you like dessert? |
| [09:00.79] | No dessert. |
| [09:01.92] | Just the check. Please. |
| [09:05.12] | Oh,no. You're not having fun,are you? |
| [09:08.23] | No,no,I am. |
| [09:10.06] | But only because I've been playing the movie Diner in my head. |
| [09:16.60] | Oh,look at me. |
| [09:18.40] | Look at me. |
| [09:19.74] | I'm on a date with a really great guy. |
| [09:23.57] | All I can think about is Ross... |
| [09:26.08] | ...and his cat... … |
| [09:28.18] | ...and his Julie. … |
| [09:30.75] | I just want to get over him. Why can't I do that? |
| [09:36.15] | Look,I've been through a divorce. Trust me,you're gonna be fine. |
| [09:40.26] | You can't see it because you haven't had closure |
| [09:44.30] | Closure! |
| [09:46.33] | That's what it is! That's what I need! |
| [09:48.63] | God,you're brilliant! |
| [09:52.54] | Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that? |
| [09:56.77] | Well,there's no one way really,it's just.... |
| [10:04.22] | "I'm over you." “ |
| [10:06.85] | Over you. |
| [10:08.52] | That's what it is. |
| [10:11.29] | Closure. |
| [10:13.79] | Hello? Excuse me? |
| [10:16.49] | Excuse me. Hel |
| [10:19.06] | -Hang on. -Excuse me? |
| [10:20.46] | -What? -Hi. I'm sorry. |
| [10:22.37] | I need to borrow your phone for just one minute. |
| [10:26.70] | -I'm talking. -I see that. |
| [10:28.31] | One phone call,I'll be very quick. I'll even pay for it myself. |
| [10:34.38] | You're being a little weird about your phone. |
| [10:40.55] | All right. Fine. |
| [10:42.65] | I'll call you back. |
| [10:46.86] | Thank you. |
| [10:56.20] | Machine. |
| [10:58.20] | -Just waiting for the beep. -Good. |
| [11:02.17] | Ross! Hi,it's Rachel. |
| [11:05.84] | I'm just calling to say that... |
| [11:08.61] | ...everything's fine. … |
| [11:10.41] | And I'm really happy for you... |
| [11:12.72] | ...and your cat. … |
| [11:15.25] | Who,by the way,I think you should name Michael. |
| [11:22.09] | You see there, I'm thinking of names... |
| [11:24.76] | ...so obviously I am over you. … |
| [11:28.37] | I am over you. |
| [11:31.70] | And that,my friend, is what they call "closure." |
| [11:51.00] | It's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. |
| [11:54.33] | -Why not? -Because it's Sunday! |
| [11:57.50] | It's God's day. |
| [12:00.93] | If you say stop,then we stop. |
| [12:04.84] | Stop. |
| [12:06.00] | No,come on! We can't stop! |
| [12:08.17] | We got three more pounds to go! |
| [12:10.31] | I am the energy train and you are on board! |
| [12:32.90] | And how was the date? |
| [12:35.37] | I think there was a restaurant. |
| [12:38.47] | I know there was wine. |
| [12:43.51] | Actually,Julie's getting a cab. |
| [12:45.58] | I just need the cat toys. Did Monica say.... |
| [12:52.15] | I'm sorry. I don't know,l.... |
| [12:54.75] | I feel like I dreamed about you last night... |
| [12:57.32] | ... but I don't remember. … |
| [13:03.43] | There they are. |
| [13:06.20] | Did we speak on the phone? Did you call me? |
| [13:08.70] | No. I stayed at Julie's last night. |
| [13:12.87] | I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? |
| [13:16.91] | Oh,yeah,go ahead. |
| [13:22.45] | Rach,I got a message from you! |
| [13:29.45] | Who's Michael? |
| [13:30.86] | Oh,my God! |
| [13:32.26] | Ross,no! Hang up the phone. Give me the phone! |
| [13:37.73] | Give me the |
| [13:45.04] | You're over me? |
| [13:47.07] | Oh,God! |
| [13:49.57] | -You're -Oh,God. |
| [13:51.78] | You're over me? |
| [13:59.55] | When were you... |
| [14:01.65] | ... under me? … |
| [14:11.23] | I mean,were you? |
| [14:13.46] | What? |
| [14:17.74] | Basically... |
| [14:19.40] | ...Iately,I've.... … |
| [14:23.11] | I've sort of had feelings for you. |
| [14:29.81] | You've had feelings for me? |
| [14:33.15] | So? You had feelings for me first! |
| [14:39.32] | You know about my You know I had |
| [14:41.79] | You know? |
| [14:45.40] | Chandler told me. |
| [14:46.66] | When did he? When did he? When did he? |
| [14:51.80] | When you were in China. |
| [14:53.77] | Meeting Julie. |
| [14:55.87] | Julie. That's Oh,God! |
| [15:01.38] | I need to lie down. |
| [15:04.05] | No,I'm gonna stand. |
| [15:05.55] | I'm gonna stand... |
| [15:07.45] | ...and I'm gonna walk. I'm walking and I am standing. … |
| [15:14.73] | Now you're over me? |
| [15:18.90] | Are you over me? |
| [15:30.57] | That's Julie. |
| [15:34.55] | -Hi,Julie. -I've got a cab waiting. |
| [15:37.31] | I'll be right down! |
| [15:43.32] | Wait,so you're going? |
| [15:44.92] | Well,okay,I have to. I can't deal with this right now. |
| [15:48.83] | I mean,I've You know,I've got a cab. |
| [15:51.23] | I've got a girlfriend. I'm gonna go get a cat. |
| [15:58.84] | Cat! |
| [16:16.92] | -Hey,Joey. -Hey,Pheebs. |
| [16:20.76] | How come you're watching a rabbi play electric guitar? |
| [16:25.30] | I can't find the remote. |
| [16:30.80] | Thank you. |
| [16:33.57] | Scott asked me to come over for lunch and I did. |
| [16:36.37] | -And? -And we did. |
| [16:39.38] | All right! Way to go! |
| [16:41.31] | Yea,me! |
| [16:43.28] | So how did it happen? |
| [16:45.55] | I took your advice and asked him what was going on. |
| [16:48.59] | What did he say? |
| [16:50.05] | He understands how sex can be a very emotional thing for a woman. |
| [16:54.56] | And he was just afraid that I was going to get all: |
| [16:57.80] | "ls he gonna call me the next day?" and "Where is this going?" “ |
| [17:02.57] | So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be serious. |
| [17:09.47] | So I said,"Okay. Relax,please." |
| [17:14.85] | Sex can be just about two people right there in the moment. |
| [17:19.15] | If he wants to see me again,he can call. If not,that's fine too. |
| [17:23.15] | So after a lot of talking... |
| [17:28.86] | ... I convinced him. … |
| [17:34.50] | Let me get this straight. |
| [17:36.43] | He got you to beg to sleep with him. |
| [17:39.64] | He got you to say he never has to call you again. |
| [17:44.54] | And he got you thinking this is a great idea? |
| [17:51.12] | This man is my god! |
| [18:11.04] | I didn't get a cat. |
| [18:14.64] | That's interesting. |
| [18:17.91] | No,it's not "interesting." It's very,very not interesting. |
| [18:22.05] | It's actually 100% the opposite of interesting. |
| [18:25.25] | I got it,Ross. |
| [18:26.68] | You had no right to say you had feelings for me. |
| [18:30.69] | I was doing great with Julie before I knew! |
| [18:33.56] | I was doing great before I knew about you! |
| [18:35.66] | You think it's easy to see you with Julie? |
| [18:38.23] | You should've said something before! |
| [18:40.53] | I didn't know then. And how come you never said anything? |
| [18:44.03] | There was never a good time. |
| [18:45.84] | You only had a year. And we only hung out every night! |
| [18:49.57] | Not... |
| [18:51.58] | ...every night. … |
| [18:54.41] | It's not like I didn't try. But things got in the way. |
| [18:57.58] | You know,like ltalian guys... |
| [18:59.45] | ...or ex-fiances... … |
| [19:03.09] | ...or ltalian guys. … |
| [19:07.22] | There was one ltalian guy,okay? And do you have a point? |
| [19:11.06] | The point is,I don't need this right now! |
| [19:14.03] | Okay? It's too late. |
| [19:15.93] | I'm with somebody else. I'm happy. This ship has sailed! |
| [19:19.10] | You're just gonna put away your feelings for me? |
| [19:22.47] | I've done it since ninth grade. I'm good at it. |
| [19:25.38] | All right,fine. You go ahead and do that. |
| [19:28.08] | I don't need your ship! |
| [19:29.58] | -Good. -Good! |
| [19:32.15] | And you know what? Now I got closure! |
| [20:27.77] | Try the bottom one. |
| [20:57.20] | Monica,it's 6:30 in the morning. |
| [21:00.94] | We're not working out. It's over. |
| [21:04.04] | No way! With one pound to go? Come on! |
| [21:06.71] | We're workin',we're movin' We're in the zone,we're groovin' |
| [21:11.65] | I don't mind the last pound. |
| [21:13.75] | In fact,I kind of like the last pound. |
| [21:17.75] | So don't make me do anything that I'll regret. |
| [21:21.12] | What you gonna do,fat boy? |
| [21:24.83] | What? |
| [21:27.83] | Nothing. Except tell you it's wonderful how much energy you have. |
| [21:32.74] | Well,thanks. |
| [21:34.61] | Especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. |
| [21:40.78] | You can't tell your parents you were fired,because they'd be disappointed. |
| [21:55.46] | Well,no. But l.... |
| [21:57.53] | If it were me,I'd have difficulty getting out of bed at all. |
| [22:07.37] | You know,I try to stay positive. |
| [22:10.54] | So you.... |
| [22:12.48] | You feel like going for a run? |
| [22:17.68] | All right. |
| [22:19.48] | Because you don't have to. You could just take a nap right here. |
| [00:03.-4] | What is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? |
| [00:16.-3] | What is it? Am I hideously unattractive? |
| [03:11.-2] | It' s before work, after work, and during work. |
| [03:40.-3] | He' s really interesting, and he' s really sweet. |
| [04:41.-3] | Monica' s setting me up. |
| [04:46.-3] | What? My whole insane jealousy thing? |
| [04:56.-2] | Oh, yeah, come on! I' m moving on. |
| [06:21.-3] | ... I am. |
| [07:00.-3] | It' s this thing. |
| [10:01.-4] | Whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him: |
| [12:49.-1] | What? Why are you looking at me like that? |
| [21:50.-4] | It' s not as if you have a boyfriend' s shoulder to cry on. |
| [00:06.22] | Is there something repellent about me? |
| [00:10.42] | How was the party? |
| [00:11.59] | It couldn' t have been worse. A woman literally passed through me. |
| [00:18.60] | No, you are not. You are very attractive. |
| [00:21.63] | I go through the same thing. |
| [00:23.50] | When I put on a little weight, I question everything. |
| [00:31.11] | I' ve put on weight? |
| [00:33.65] | Did you want to...? |
| [00:37.68] | No, not weight. More like insulation. |
| [00:42.65] | I' m unemployed, in dire need of a project. |
| [00:45.69] | Wanna work out? I can remake you. |
| [00:47.79] | I would, but that might get in the way of my lyingaround time. |
| [00:52.13] | Please? |
| [00:53.26] | Come on, let her do it! |
| [00:55.60] | All right. |
| [00:56.63] | If we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I' m going home. |
| [01:01.37] | Your boobs are fine. |
| [01:02.71] | I shouldn' t have said anything. |
| [01:04.48] | Come here. Come here! |
| [01:08.88] | Can' t make hands meet! |
| [02:03.74] | Let' s do it! |
| [02:09.87] | What? |
| [02:11.21] | Nothing. Just never seen your little stretchy pants before. |
| [02:16.48] | And we' re changing. |
| [02:33.26] | Come on, give me five more! |
| [02:35.53] | Five more! |
| [02:38.84] | Five more and I' ll flash you. |
| [02:40.61] | One... |
| [02:43.58] | ... two... |
| [02:46.04] | ... two and a half. |
| [02:50.35] | Just show me one of them. |
| [03:08.47] | She' s insane! |
| [03:09.70] | The woman is insane. |
| [03:13.81] | She' s got me doing buttclenches at my desk. |
| [03:17.28] | And now they won' t bring me my mail anymore. |
| [03:21.71] | Hey, Pheebs. How' d it go with Scott? |
| [03:23.88] | It was nice. Took him to a romantic restaurant... |
| [03:27.32] | ... ordered champagne. Nice. |
| [03:29.92] | He still won' t put out? |
| [03:31.46] | Nope. Zilch. Nothing. |
| [03:34.06] | Sorry, Pheebs. |
| [03:36.39] | Look, I don' t mind taking it slow. |
| [03:38.50] | I like him a lot. |
| [03:43.23] | Why won' t he give it up? |
| [03:46.34] | Maybe he drives his car on the other side of the road. |
| [03:49.77] | If you know what I mean. |
| [03:52.81] | No. What do you mean? He' s not British. |
| [03:58.62] | Maybe he' s gay. |
| [04:02.69] | I don' t think that' s the problem. |
| [04:05.00] | We went dancing the other night... |
| [04:07.03] | ... and just the way he held me so close and looked into my eyes.... |
| [04:11.46] | I just definitely felt something. |
| [04:14.20] | But how much can you tell from a look? |
| [04:16.77] | I felt it on my hip. I could tell. |
| [04:22.37] | Yo, Bing! Racquetball in 20 minutes. |
| [04:26.01] | Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it. |
| [04:31.78] | Oh, Rachel! Don' t look. |
| [04:33.45] | What? |
| [04:36.49] | I don' t care. I have a date tonight. |
| [04:39.82] | You have a date? |
| [04:43.73] | What about Ross and.... |
| [04:48.50] | Well, you know, as much fun as that was... |
| [04:51.30] | ... I' ve decided to opt for sanity. |
| [04:54.21] | You' re okay about all this? |
| [04:58.58] | He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. |
| [05:02.31] | For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing. |
| [05:07.69] | Hi, guys. |
| [05:09.22] | Monica, I' ll come by tomorrow and pick up Fluffy' s old cat toys, okay? |
| [05:13.86] | If you say his full name. |
| [05:16.33] | Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington' s cat toys? |
| [05:22.83] | All right. |
| [05:23.94] | You' re getting a cat? Actually, we' re getting a cat. |
| [05:28.51] | Together? |
| [05:30.07] | Both of you? Together? |
| [05:32.38] | It' ll live with Ross half the time and with me half the time. |
| [05:36.35] | Well, isn' t that just lovely? |
| [05:40.25] | That' s something you' ll enjoy... |
| [05:42.55] | ... for a really, really, really long time. |
| [05:45.26] | Hopefully. |
| [05:47.19] | Look at that. I gotta go! I got a date! |
| [05:50.60] | With a man. |
| [05:53.20] | You guys have a really good night... |
| [05:55.70] | ... and you two have a really good cat. |
| [06:03.91] | We' re not supposed to take these when we leave. |
| [06:13.38] | I don' t know if Monica told you, but this my first date since my divorce. |
| [06:18.82] | If I seem a little nervous... |
| [06:23.06] | How long do cats live? |
| [06:26.40] | I' m sorry? |
| [06:27.47] | Cats. How long do they live? |
| [06:29.77] | Figuring you don' t throw them under a bus or something? |
| [06:34.64] | Maybe 1 5, 1 6 years. |
| [06:37.18] | Well, that' s just great. |
| [06:40.48] | Cheers! |
| [06:42.61] | Right. Clink. |
| [06:50.92] | Monica told you I was cuter than this, didn' t she? |
| [06:55.36] | No, Michael, it' s not you. Sorry. It' s just.... |
| [07:01.60] | It' s not as bad as it sounds... |
| [07:03.60] | ... but this friend of mine is getting a cat with his girlfriend. |
| [07:07.51] | Oh, that does sound.... |
| [07:12.64] | He just started going out with her. |
| [07:16.01] | Is this guy an old boyfriend? |
| [07:21.45] | Yeah, he wishes. |
| [07:26.02] | I' m sorry. Look at me. |
| [07:28.13] | Michael, let' s talk about you. |
| [07:34.20] | So.... |
| [07:38.00] | Did you ever get a pet with a girlfriend? |
| [07:42.31] | So I figured it out. What? |
| [07:45.38] | Why Scott doesn' t want to sleep with me. |
| [07:47.85] | I' m not sexy enough. |
| [07:50.38] | Phoebe, that' s crazy. |
| [07:52.88] | When I first met you, you know what I said? |
| [07:55.82] | I said," Excellent butt, great rack." |
| [08:02.06] | Really? That' s so sweet. |
| [08:06.33] | I mean, I' m officially offended. But that' s so sweet. |
| [08:11.17] | If you wanna know what the deal is, you' re gonna have to ask him. |
| [08:15.74] | You' re right. You' re right. |
| [08:18.08] | You are so " yum"! |
| [08:39.80] | I mean, it' s a cat, you know? It' s a cat. |
| [08:45.30] | Why can' t they get a bug? One of those fruit flies. |
| [08:48.81] | Those things that live for a day. |
| [08:51.21] | What are they called? |
| [08:54.08] | Fruit flies? |
| [08:56.91] | Thank you. |
| [08:58.05] | Would you like dessert? |
| [09:00.79] | No dessert. |
| [09:01.92] | Just the check. Please. |
| [09:05.12] | Oh, no. You' re not having fun, are you? |
| [09:08.23] | No, no, I am. |
| [09:10.06] | But only because I' ve been playing the movie Diner in my head. |
| [09:16.60] | Oh, look at me. |
| [09:18.40] | Look at me. |
| [09:19.74] | I' m on a date with a really great guy. |
| [09:23.57] | All I can think about is Ross... |
| [09:26.08] | ... and his cat... |
| [09:28.18] | ... and his Julie. |
| [09:30.75] | I just want to get over him. Why can' t I do that? |
| [09:36.15] | Look, I' ve been through a divorce. Trust me, you' re gonna be fine. |
| [09:40.26] | You can' t see it because you haven' t had closure |
| [09:44.30] | Closure! |
| [09:46.33] | That' s what it is! That' s what I need! |
| [09:48.63] | God, you' re brilliant! |
| [09:52.54] | Why didn' t I think of that? How do I get that? |
| [09:56.77] | Well, there' s no one way really, it' s just.... |
| [10:04.22] | " I' m over you." " |
| [10:06.85] | Over you. |
| [10:08.52] | That' s what it is. |
| [10:11.29] | Closure. |
| [10:13.79] | Hello? Excuse me? |
| [10:16.49] | Excuse me. Hel |
| [10:19.06] | Hang on. Excuse me? |
| [10:20.46] | What? Hi. I' m sorry. |
| [10:22.37] | I need to borrow your phone for just one minute. |
| [10:26.70] | I' m talking. I see that. |
| [10:28.31] | One phone call, I' ll be very quick. I' ll even pay for it myself. |
| [10:34.38] | You' re being a little weird about your phone. |
| [10:40.55] | All right. Fine. |
| [10:42.65] | I' ll call you back. |
| [10:46.86] | Thank you. |
| [10:56.20] | Machine. |
| [10:58.20] | Just waiting for the beep. Good. |
| [11:02.17] | Ross! Hi, it' s Rachel. |
| [11:05.84] | I' m just calling to say that... |
| [11:08.61] | ... everything' s fine. |
| [11:10.41] | And I' m really happy for you... |
| [11:12.72] | ... and your cat. |
| [11:15.25] | Who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. |
| [11:22.09] | You see there, I' m thinking of names... |
| [11:24.76] | ... so obviously I am over you. |
| [11:28.37] | I am over you. |
| [11:31.70] | And that, my friend, is what they call " closure." |
| [11:51.00] | It' s Sunday morning. I' m not running on a Sunday. |
| [11:54.33] | Why not? Because it' s Sunday! |
| [11:57.50] | It' s God' s day. |
| [12:00.93] | If you say stop, then we stop. |
| [12:04.84] | Stop. |
| [12:06.00] | No, come on! We can' t stop! |
| [12:08.17] | We got three more pounds to go! |
| [12:10.31] | I am the energy train and you are on board! |
| [12:32.90] | And how was the date? |
| [12:35.37] | I think there was a restaurant. |
| [12:38.47] | I know there was wine. |
| [12:43.51] | Actually, Julie' s getting a cab. |
| [12:45.58] | I just need the cat toys. Did Monica say.... |
| [12:52.15] | I' m sorry. I don' t know, l.... |
| [12:54.75] | I feel like I dreamed about you last night... |
| [12:57.32] | ... but I don' t remember. |
| [13:03.43] | There they are. |
| [13:06.20] | Did we speak on the phone? Did you call me? |
| [13:08.70] | No. I stayed at Julie' s last night. |
| [13:12.87] | I haven' t even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? |
| [13:16.91] | Oh, yeah, go ahead. |
| [13:22.45] | Rach, I got a message from you! |
| [13:29.45] | Who' s Michael? |
| [13:30.86] | Oh, my God! |
| [13:32.26] | Ross, no! Hang up the phone. Give me the phone! |
| [13:37.73] | Give me the |
| [13:45.04] | You' re over me? |
| [13:47.07] | Oh, God! |
| [13:49.57] | You' re Oh, God. |
| [13:51.78] | You' re over me? |
| [13:59.55] | When were you... |
| [14:01.65] | ... under me? |
| [14:11.23] | I mean, were you? |
| [14:13.46] | What? |
| [14:17.74] | Basically... |
| [14:19.40] | ... Iately, I' ve.... |
| [14:23.11] | I' ve sort of had feelings for you. |
| [14:29.81] | You' ve had feelings for me? |
| [14:33.15] | So? You had feelings for me first! |
| [14:39.32] | You know about my You know I had |
| [14:41.79] | You know? |
| [14:45.40] | Chandler told me. |
| [14:46.66] | When did he? When did he? When did he? |
| [14:51.80] | When you were in China. |
| [14:53.77] | Meeting Julie. |
| [14:55.87] | Julie. That' s Oh, God! |
| [15:01.38] | I need to lie down. |
| [15:04.05] | No, I' m gonna stand. |
| [15:05.55] | I' m gonna stand... |
| [15:07.45] | ... and I' m gonna walk. I' m walking and I am standing. |
| [15:14.73] | Now you' re over me? |
| [15:18.90] | Are you over me? |
| [15:30.57] | That' s Julie. |
| [15:34.55] | Hi, Julie. I' ve got a cab waiting. |
| [15:37.31] | I' ll be right down! |
| [15:43.32] | Wait, so you' re going? |
| [15:44.92] | Well, okay, I have to. I can' t deal with this right now. |
| [15:48.83] | I mean, I' ve You know, I' ve got a cab. |
| [15:51.23] | I' ve got a girlfriend. I' m gonna go get a cat. |
| [15:58.84] | Cat! |
| [16:16.92] | Hey, Joey. Hey, Pheebs. |
| [16:20.76] | How come you' re watching a rabbi play electric guitar? |
| [16:25.30] | I can' t find the remote. |
| [16:30.80] | Thank you. |
| [16:33.57] | Scott asked me to come over for lunch and I did. |
| [16:36.37] | And? And we did. |
| [16:39.38] | All right! Way to go! |
| [16:41.31] | Yea, me! |
| [16:43.28] | So how did it happen? |
| [16:45.55] | I took your advice and asked him what was going on. |
| [16:48.59] | What did he say? |
| [16:50.05] | He understands how sex can be a very emotional thing for a woman. |
| [16:54.56] | And he was just afraid that I was going to get all: |
| [16:57.80] | " ls he gonna call me the next day?" and " Where is this going?" " |
| [17:02.57] | So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be serious. |
| [17:09.47] | So I said," Okay. Relax, please." |
| [17:14.85] | Sex can be just about two people right there in the moment. |
| [17:19.15] | If he wants to see me again, he can call. If not, that' s fine too. |
| [17:23.15] | So after a lot of talking... |
| [17:28.86] | ... I convinced him. |
| [17:34.50] | Let me get this straight. |
| [17:36.43] | He got you to beg to sleep with him. |
| [17:39.64] | He got you to say he never has to call you again. |
| [17:44.54] | And he got you thinking this is a great idea? |
| [17:51.12] | This man is my god! |
| [18:11.04] | I didn' t get a cat. |
| [18:14.64] | That' s interesting. |
| [18:17.91] | No, it' s not " interesting." It' s very, very not interesting. |
| [18:22.05] | It' s actually 100 the opposite of interesting. |
| [18:25.25] | I got it, Ross. |
| [18:26.68] | You had no right to say you had feelings for me. |
| [18:30.69] | I was doing great with Julie before I knew! |
| [18:33.56] | I was doing great before I knew about you! |
| [18:35.66] | You think it' s easy to see you with Julie? |
| [18:38.23] | You should' ve said something before! |
| [18:40.53] | I didn' t know then. And how come you never said anything? |
| [18:44.03] | There was never a good time. |
| [18:45.84] | You only had a year. And we only hung out every night! |
| [18:49.57] | Not... |
| [18:51.58] | ... every night. |
| [18:54.41] | It' s not like I didn' t try. But things got in the way. |
| [18:57.58] | You know, like ltalian guys... |
| [18:59.45] | ... or exfiances... |
| [19:03.09] | ... or ltalian guys. |
| [19:07.22] | There was one ltalian guy, okay? And do you have a point? |
| [19:11.06] | The point is, I don' t need this right now! |
| [19:14.03] | Okay? It' s too late. |
| [19:15.93] | I' m with somebody else. I' m happy. This ship has sailed! |
| [19:19.10] | You' re just gonna put away your feelings for me? |
| [19:22.47] | I' ve done it since ninth grade. I' m good at it. |
| [19:25.38] | All right, fine. You go ahead and do that. |
| [19:28.08] | I don' t need your ship! |
| [19:29.58] | Good. Good! |
| [19:32.15] | And you know what? Now I got closure! |
| [20:27.77] | Try the bottom one. |
| [20:57.20] | Monica, it' s 6: 30 in the morning. |
| [21:00.94] | We' re not working out. It' s over. |
| [21:04.04] | No way! With one pound to go? Come on! |
| [21:06.71] | We' re workin', we' re movin' We' re in the zone, we' re groovin' |
| [21:11.65] | I don' t mind the last pound. |
| [21:13.75] | In fact, I kind of like the last pound. |
| [21:17.75] | So don' t make me do anything that I' ll regret. |
| [21:21.12] | What you gonna do, fat boy? |
| [21:24.83] | What? |
| [21:27.83] | Nothing. Except tell you it' s wonderful how much energy you have. |
| [21:32.74] | Well, thanks. |
| [21:34.61] | Especially considering how tough it' s been for you to find work. |
| [21:40.78] | You can' t tell your parents you were fired, because they' d be disappointed. |
| [21:55.46] | Well, no. But l.... |
| [21:57.53] | If it were me, I' d have difficulty getting out of bed at all. |
| [22:07.37] | You know, I try to stay positive. |
| [22:10.54] | So you.... |
| [22:12.48] | You feel like going for a run? |
| [22:17.68] | All right. |
| [22:19.48] | Because you don' t have to. You could just take a nap right here. |
| [00:03.-4] | What is it about me? Do I not look fun enough? |
| [00:16.-3] | What is it? Am I hideously unattractive? |
| [03:11.-2] | It' s before work, after work, and during work. |
| [03:40.-3] | He' s really interesting, and he' s really sweet. |
| [04:41.-3] | Monica' s setting me up. |
| [04:46.-3] | What? My whole insane jealousy thing? |
| [04:56.-2] | Oh, yeah, come on! I' m moving on. |
| [06:21.-3] | ... I am. |
| [07:00.-3] | It' s this thing. |
| [10:01.-4] | Whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him: |
| [12:49.-1] | What? Why are you looking at me like that? |
| [21:50.-4] | It' s not as if you have a boyfriend' s shoulder to cry on. |
| [00:06.22] | Is there something repellent about me? |
| [00:10.42] | How was the party? |
| [00:11.59] | It couldn' t have been worse. A woman literally passed through me. |
| [00:18.60] | No, you are not. You are very attractive. |
| [00:21.63] | I go through the same thing. |
| [00:23.50] | When I put on a little weight, I question everything. |
| [00:31.11] | I' ve put on weight? |
| [00:33.65] | Did you want to...? |
| [00:37.68] | No, not weight. More like insulation. |
| [00:42.65] | I' m unemployed, in dire need of a project. |
| [00:45.69] | Wanna work out? I can remake you. |
| [00:47.79] | I would, but that might get in the way of my lyingaround time. |
| [00:52.13] | Please? |
| [00:53.26] | Come on, let her do it! |
| [00:55.60] | All right. |
| [00:56.63] | If we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I' m going home. |
| [01:01.37] | Your boobs are fine. |
| [01:02.71] | I shouldn' t have said anything. |
| [01:04.48] | Come here. Come here! |
| [01:08.88] | Can' t make hands meet! |
| [02:03.74] | Let' s do it! |
| [02:09.87] | What? |
| [02:11.21] | Nothing. Just never seen your little stretchy pants before. |
| [02:16.48] | And we' re changing. |
| [02:33.26] | Come on, give me five more! |
| [02:35.53] | Five more! |
| [02:38.84] | Five more and I' ll flash you. |
| [02:40.61] | One... |
| [02:43.58] | ... two... |
| [02:46.04] | ... two and a half. |
| [02:50.35] | Just show me one of them. |
| [03:08.47] | She' s insane! |
| [03:09.70] | The woman is insane. |
| [03:13.81] | She' s got me doing buttclenches at my desk. |
| [03:17.28] | And now they won' t bring me my mail anymore. |
| [03:21.71] | Hey, Pheebs. How' d it go with Scott? |
| [03:23.88] | It was nice. Took him to a romantic restaurant... |
| [03:27.32] | ... ordered champagne. Nice. |
| [03:29.92] | He still won' t put out? |
| [03:31.46] | Nope. Zilch. Nothing. |
| [03:34.06] | Sorry, Pheebs. |
| [03:36.39] | Look, I don' t mind taking it slow. |
| [03:38.50] | I like him a lot. |
| [03:43.23] | Why won' t he give it up? |
| [03:46.34] | Maybe he drives his car on the other side of the road. |
| [03:49.77] | If you know what I mean. |
| [03:52.81] | No. What do you mean? He' s not British. |
| [03:58.62] | Maybe he' s gay. |
| [04:02.69] | I don' t think that' s the problem. |
| [04:05.00] | We went dancing the other night... |
| [04:07.03] | ... and just the way he held me so close and looked into my eyes.... |
| [04:11.46] | I just definitely felt something. |
| [04:14.20] | But how much can you tell from a look? |
| [04:16.77] | I felt it on my hip. I could tell. |
| [04:22.37] | Yo, Bing! Racquetball in 20 minutes. |
| [04:26.01] | Joey, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack her with it. |
| [04:31.78] | Oh, Rachel! Don' t look. |
| [04:33.45] | What? |
| [04:36.49] | I don' t care. I have a date tonight. |
| [04:39.82] | You have a date? |
| [04:43.73] | What about Ross and.... |
| [04:48.50] | Well, you know, as much fun as that was... |
| [04:51.30] | ... I' ve decided to opt for sanity. |
| [04:54.21] | You' re okay about all this? |
| [04:58.58] | He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. |
| [05:02.31] | For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing. |
| [05:07.69] | Hi, guys. |
| [05:09.22] | Monica, I' ll come by tomorrow and pick up Fluffy' s old cat toys, okay? |
| [05:13.86] | If you say his full name. |
| [05:16.33] | Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington' s cat toys? |
| [05:22.83] | All right. |
| [05:23.94] | You' re getting a cat? Actually, we' re getting a cat. |
| [05:28.51] | Together? |
| [05:30.07] | Both of you? Together? |
| [05:32.38] | It' ll live with Ross half the time and with me half the time. |
| [05:36.35] | Well, isn' t that just lovely? |
| [05:40.25] | That' s something you' ll enjoy... |
| [05:42.55] | ... for a really, really, really long time. |
| [05:45.26] | Hopefully. |
| [05:47.19] | Look at that. I gotta go! I got a date! |
| [05:50.60] | With a man. |
| [05:53.20] | You guys have a really good night... |
| [05:55.70] | ... and you two have a really good cat. |
| [06:03.91] | We' re not supposed to take these when we leave. |
| [06:13.38] | I don' t know if Monica told you, but this my first date since my divorce. |
| [06:18.82] | If I seem a little nervous... |
| [06:23.06] | How long do cats live? |
| [06:26.40] | I' m sorry? |
| [06:27.47] | Cats. How long do they live? |
| [06:29.77] | Figuring you don' t throw them under a bus or something? |
| [06:34.64] | Maybe 1 5, 1 6 years. |
| [06:37.18] | Well, that' s just great. |
| [06:40.48] | Cheers! |
| [06:42.61] | Right. Clink. |
| [06:50.92] | Monica told you I was cuter than this, didn' t she? |
| [06:55.36] | No, Michael, it' s not you. Sorry. It' s just.... |
| [07:01.60] | It' s not as bad as it sounds... |
| [07:03.60] | ... but this friend of mine is getting a cat with his girlfriend. |
| [07:07.51] | Oh, that does sound.... |
| [07:12.64] | He just started going out with her. |
| [07:16.01] | Is this guy an old boyfriend? |
| [07:21.45] | Yeah, he wishes. |
| [07:26.02] | I' m sorry. Look at me. |
| [07:28.13] | Michael, let' s talk about you. |
| [07:34.20] | So.... |
| [07:38.00] | Did you ever get a pet with a girlfriend? |
| [07:42.31] | So I figured it out. What? |
| [07:45.38] | Why Scott doesn' t want to sleep with me. |
| [07:47.85] | I' m not sexy enough. |
| [07:50.38] | Phoebe, that' s crazy. |
| [07:52.88] | When I first met you, you know what I said? |
| [07:55.82] | I said," Excellent butt, great rack." |
| [08:02.06] | Really? That' s so sweet. |
| [08:06.33] | I mean, I' m officially offended. But that' s so sweet. |
| [08:11.17] | If you wanna know what the deal is, you' re gonna have to ask him. |
| [08:15.74] | You' re right. You' re right. |
| [08:18.08] | You are so " yum"! |
| [08:39.80] | I mean, it' s a cat, you know? It' s a cat. |
| [08:45.30] | Why can' t they get a bug? One of those fruit flies. |
| [08:48.81] | Those things that live for a day. |
| [08:51.21] | What are they called? |
| [08:54.08] | Fruit flies? |
| [08:56.91] | Thank you. |
| [08:58.05] | Would you like dessert? |
| [09:00.79] | No dessert. |
| [09:01.92] | Just the check. Please. |
| [09:05.12] | Oh, no. You' re not having fun, are you? |
| [09:08.23] | No, no, I am. |
| [09:10.06] | But only because I' ve been playing the movie Diner in my head. |
| [09:16.60] | Oh, look at me. |
| [09:18.40] | Look at me. |
| [09:19.74] | I' m on a date with a really great guy. |
| [09:23.57] | All I can think about is Ross... |
| [09:26.08] | ... and his cat... |
| [09:28.18] | ... and his Julie. |
| [09:30.75] | I just want to get over him. Why can' t I do that? |
| [09:36.15] | Look, I' ve been through a divorce. Trust me, you' re gonna be fine. |
| [09:40.26] | You can' t see it because you haven' t had closure |
| [09:44.30] | Closure! |
| [09:46.33] | That' s what it is! That' s what I need! |
| [09:48.63] | God, you' re brilliant! |
| [09:52.54] | Why didn' t I think of that? How do I get that? |
| [09:56.77] | Well, there' s no one way really, it' s just.... |
| [10:04.22] | " I' m over you." " |
| [10:06.85] | Over you. |
| [10:08.52] | That' s what it is. |
| [10:11.29] | Closure. |
| [10:13.79] | Hello? Excuse me? |
| [10:16.49] | Excuse me. Hel |
| [10:19.06] | Hang on. Excuse me? |
| [10:20.46] | What? Hi. I' m sorry. |
| [10:22.37] | I need to borrow your phone for just one minute. |
| [10:26.70] | I' m talking. I see that. |
| [10:28.31] | One phone call, I' ll be very quick. I' ll even pay for it myself. |
| [10:34.38] | You' re being a little weird about your phone. |
| [10:40.55] | All right. Fine. |
| [10:42.65] | I' ll call you back. |
| [10:46.86] | Thank you. |
| [10:56.20] | Machine. |
| [10:58.20] | Just waiting for the beep. Good. |
| [11:02.17] | Ross! Hi, it' s Rachel. |
| [11:05.84] | I' m just calling to say that... |
| [11:08.61] | ... everything' s fine. |
| [11:10.41] | And I' m really happy for you... |
| [11:12.72] | ... and your cat. |
| [11:15.25] | Who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. |
| [11:22.09] | You see there, I' m thinking of names... |
| [11:24.76] | ... so obviously I am over you. |
| [11:28.37] | I am over you. |
| [11:31.70] | And that, my friend, is what they call " closure." |
| [11:51.00] | It' s Sunday morning. I' m not running on a Sunday. |
| [11:54.33] | Why not? Because it' s Sunday! |
| [11:57.50] | It' s God' s day. |
| [12:00.93] | If you say stop, then we stop. |
| [12:04.84] | Stop. |
| [12:06.00] | No, come on! We can' t stop! |
| [12:08.17] | We got three more pounds to go! |
| [12:10.31] | I am the energy train and you are on board! |
| [12:32.90] | And how was the date? |
| [12:35.37] | I think there was a restaurant. |
| [12:38.47] | I know there was wine. |
| [12:43.51] | Actually, Julie' s getting a cab. |
| [12:45.58] | I just need the cat toys. Did Monica say.... |
| [12:52.15] | I' m sorry. I don' t know, l.... |
| [12:54.75] | I feel like I dreamed about you last night... |
| [12:57.32] | ... but I don' t remember. |
| [13:03.43] | There they are. |
| [13:06.20] | Did we speak on the phone? Did you call me? |
| [13:08.70] | No. I stayed at Julie' s last night. |
| [13:12.87] | I haven' t even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? |
| [13:16.91] | Oh, yeah, go ahead. |
| [13:22.45] | Rach, I got a message from you! |
| [13:29.45] | Who' s Michael? |
| [13:30.86] | Oh, my God! |
| [13:32.26] | Ross, no! Hang up the phone. Give me the phone! |
| [13:37.73] | Give me the |
| [13:45.04] | You' re over me? |
| [13:47.07] | Oh, God! |
| [13:49.57] | You' re Oh, God. |
| [13:51.78] | You' re over me? |
| [13:59.55] | When were you... |
| [14:01.65] | ... under me? |
| [14:11.23] | I mean, were you? |
| [14:13.46] | What? |
| [14:17.74] | Basically... |
| [14:19.40] | ... Iately, I' ve.... |
| [14:23.11] | I' ve sort of had feelings for you. |
| [14:29.81] | You' ve had feelings for me? |
| [14:33.15] | So? You had feelings for me first! |
| [14:39.32] | You know about my You know I had |
| [14:41.79] | You know? |
| [14:45.40] | Chandler told me. |
| [14:46.66] | When did he? When did he? When did he? |
| [14:51.80] | When you were in China. |
| [14:53.77] | Meeting Julie. |
| [14:55.87] | Julie. That' s Oh, God! |
| [15:01.38] | I need to lie down. |
| [15:04.05] | No, I' m gonna stand. |
| [15:05.55] | I' m gonna stand... |
| [15:07.45] | ... and I' m gonna walk. I' m walking and I am standing. |
| [15:14.73] | Now you' re over me? |
| [15:18.90] | Are you over me? |
| [15:30.57] | That' s Julie. |
| [15:34.55] | Hi, Julie. I' ve got a cab waiting. |
| [15:37.31] | I' ll be right down! |
| [15:43.32] | Wait, so you' re going? |
| [15:44.92] | Well, okay, I have to. I can' t deal with this right now. |
| [15:48.83] | I mean, I' ve You know, I' ve got a cab. |
| [15:51.23] | I' ve got a girlfriend. I' m gonna go get a cat. |
| [15:58.84] | Cat! |
| [16:16.92] | Hey, Joey. Hey, Pheebs. |
| [16:20.76] | How come you' re watching a rabbi play electric guitar? |
| [16:25.30] | I can' t find the remote. |
| [16:30.80] | Thank you. |
| [16:33.57] | Scott asked me to come over for lunch and I did. |
| [16:36.37] | And? And we did. |
| [16:39.38] | All right! Way to go! |
| [16:41.31] | Yea, me! |
| [16:43.28] | So how did it happen? |
| [16:45.55] | I took your advice and asked him what was going on. |
| [16:48.59] | What did he say? |
| [16:50.05] | He understands how sex can be a very emotional thing for a woman. |
| [16:54.56] | And he was just afraid that I was going to get all: |
| [16:57.80] | " ls he gonna call me the next day?" and " Where is this going?" " |
| [17:02.57] | So he said he wanted to hold off until he was prepared to be serious. |
| [17:09.47] | So I said," Okay. Relax, please." |
| [17:14.85] | Sex can be just about two people right there in the moment. |
| [17:19.15] | If he wants to see me again, he can call. If not, that' s fine too. |
| [17:23.15] | So after a lot of talking... |
| [17:28.86] | ... I convinced him. |
| [17:34.50] | Let me get this straight. |
| [17:36.43] | He got you to beg to sleep with him. |
| [17:39.64] | He got you to say he never has to call you again. |
| [17:44.54] | And he got you thinking this is a great idea? |
| [17:51.12] | This man is my god! |
| [18:11.04] | I didn' t get a cat. |
| [18:14.64] | That' s interesting. |
| [18:17.91] | No, it' s not " interesting." It' s very, very not interesting. |
| [18:22.05] | It' s actually 100 the opposite of interesting. |
| [18:25.25] | I got it, Ross. |
| [18:26.68] | You had no right to say you had feelings for me. |
| [18:30.69] | I was doing great with Julie before I knew! |
| [18:33.56] | I was doing great before I knew about you! |
| [18:35.66] | You think it' s easy to see you with Julie? |
| [18:38.23] | You should' ve said something before! |
| [18:40.53] | I didn' t know then. And how come you never said anything? |
| [18:44.03] | There was never a good time. |
| [18:45.84] | You only had a year. And we only hung out every night! |
| [18:49.57] | Not... |
| [18:51.58] | ... every night. |
| [18:54.41] | It' s not like I didn' t try. But things got in the way. |
| [18:57.58] | You know, like ltalian guys... |
| [18:59.45] | ... or exfiances... |
| [19:03.09] | ... or ltalian guys. |
| [19:07.22] | There was one ltalian guy, okay? And do you have a point? |
| [19:11.06] | The point is, I don' t need this right now! |
| [19:14.03] | Okay? It' s too late. |
| [19:15.93] | I' m with somebody else. I' m happy. This ship has sailed! |
| [19:19.10] | You' re just gonna put away your feelings for me? |
| [19:22.47] | I' ve done it since ninth grade. I' m good at it. |
| [19:25.38] | All right, fine. You go ahead and do that. |
| [19:28.08] | I don' t need your ship! |
| [19:29.58] | Good. Good! |
| [19:32.15] | And you know what? Now I got closure! |
| [20:27.77] | Try the bottom one. |
| [20:57.20] | Monica, it' s 6: 30 in the morning. |
| [21:00.94] | We' re not working out. It' s over. |
| [21:04.04] | No way! With one pound to go? Come on! |
| [21:06.71] | We' re workin', we' re movin' We' re in the zone, we' re groovin' |
| [21:11.65] | I don' t mind the last pound. |
| [21:13.75] | In fact, I kind of like the last pound. |
| [21:17.75] | So don' t make me do anything that I' ll regret. |
| [21:21.12] | What you gonna do, fat boy? |
| [21:24.83] | What? |
| [21:27.83] | Nothing. Except tell you it' s wonderful how much energy you have. |
| [21:32.74] | Well, thanks. |
| [21:34.61] | Especially considering how tough it' s been for you to find work. |
| [21:40.78] | You can' t tell your parents you were fired, because they' d be disappointed. |
| [21:55.46] | Well, no. But l.... |
| [21:57.53] | If it were me, I' d have difficulty getting out of bed at all. |
| [22:07.37] | You know, I try to stay positive. |
| [22:10.54] | So you.... |
| [22:12.48] | You feel like going for a run? |
| [22:17.68] | All right. |
| [22:19.48] | Because you don' t have to. You could just take a nap right here. |
| [00:03.-4] | 我是哪里不对？ 我看起来不够有趣吗？ |
| [00:06.22] | 我是有哪里讨人厌吗？ |
| [00:10.42] | 派对好玩吗？ |
| [00:11.59] | 难玩死了 有个女人对我大送秋波 |
| [00:16.-3] | 我有那么不讨人喜欢吗？ |
| [00:18.60] | 不，才怪 |
| [00:21.63] | 我也是一样 |
| [00:23.50] | 每当我增加了一点点重量 我就开始质疑一切了 |
| [00:31.11] | 你说我变胖了？ |
| [00:33.65] | 你要…？ |
| [00:37.68] | 不是，不是重量 说绝缘体比较恰当 |
| [00:42.65] | 钱德，我正在失业 迫切需要做点事情 |
| [00:45.69] | 你要不要运动？我可以重塑你 |
| [00:47.79] | 我很想，但那或许会妨碍 我那些无所事事的时间 |
| [00:52.13] | 拜托啦 |
| [00:53.26] | 对啦，让她做一下嘛 |
| [00:55.60] | 好吧… |
| [00:56.63] | 但我穿上紧身衣后 胸部比你大的话，我就不来了 |
| [01:01.37] | 你的胸部很好呀 |
| [01:02.71] | 听着，我们不该乱开乌鸦嘴的 |
| [01:04.48] | 过来… |
| [01:08.88] | 双手都合不起来了 |
| [01:14.61] | 六人行 第2季 第07集 罗斯发现瑞秋对他有意思 |
| [02:03.74] | 好，开始吧 |
| [02:09.87] | 怎么了？ |
| [02:11.21] | 没什么 只是没看过你穿紧身裤而已呀 |
| [02:16.48] | 我去换衣服 |
| [02:33.26] | 加油，再做五个 |
| [02:35.53] | 再五个 |
| [02:38.84] | 做就给你看波波 |
| [02:40.61] | 一… |
| [02:43.58] | 二… |
| [02:46.04] | 二点五 |
| [02:50.35] | 好了，给我看一边吧 |
| [02:54.45] | 中央公园 |
| [03:08.47] | 她疯了 |
| [03:09.70] | 那个女人疯了 |
| [03:11.-2] | 上班前，上班后，上班中 |
| [03:13.81] | 她叫我在公司做收臀运动 |
| [03:17.28] | 现在，他们不再送邮件给我了 |
| [03:21.71] | 菲菲，你昨晚跟史考怎么样？ |
| [03:23.88] | 不错呀 带他去一家浪漫的餐厅… |
| [03:27.32] | 点了香槟，很好 |
| [03:29.92] | 那个傢伙还是不行动啊？ |
| [03:31.46] | 不，零蛋，没有 |
| [03:34.06] | 真遗撼，菲菲 |
| [03:36.39] | 我不在乎慢慢的来 |
| [03:38.50] | 我很喜欢他 |
| [03:40.-3] | 他这个人很有趣，人也很甜 |
| [03:43.23] | 他干嘛那么矜持呢？ |
| [03:46.34] | 或许他跟我们反方向开车 |
| [03:49.77] | 你懂我的意思吧？ |
| [03:52.81] | 不懂，他又不是英国人 |
| [03:58.62] | 他或许是同性恋 |
| [04:02.69] | 不，我觉得问题不在那儿 |
| [04:05.00] | 因为我们前几天去跳舞… |
| [04:07.03] | 他紧紧抱住我的那个样子 还有他凝视我眼睛的样子… |
| [04:11.46] | 我觉得他对我绝对有意思 |
| [04:14.20] | 是啊，从眼神能看出多少呢？ |
| [04:16.77] | 不，我是从屁股感觉到的 |
| [04:22.37] | 钱兄弟，二十分钟后打壁球 |
| [04:26.01] | 乔伊，好兄弟 举起我的手赏她一巴掌 |
| [04:31.78] | 瑞秋，你别看 |
| [04:33.45] | 什么？ |
| [04:36.49] | 我才不在乎 我今晚有约会 |
| [04:39.82] | 你有约会？ |
| [04:41.-3] | 对呀，摩妮卡介绍的 |
| [04:43.73] | 那罗斯跟… |
| [04:46.-3] | 我打翻醋坛子那码子事啊？ |
| [04:48.50] | 虽然那还挺有趣的… |
| [04:51.30] | 我决定不再疯下去了 |
| [04:54.21] | 你真的不介意那些了？ |
| [04:56.-2] | 少来了，我还要过我的日子呢 |
| [04:58.58] | 他爱怎么把她压在那扇窗子上 就怎么压吧 |
| [05:02.31] | 干脆把她摔过窗子算了 |
| [05:07.69] | 各位 |
| [05:09.22] | 摩妮卡，我想明天早上过来 拿膨胀以前的猫玩具 |
| [05:13.86] | 不讲全名就不给喔 |
| [05:16.33] | 好吧，那我明天可不可以 过来拿喵喵膨膨的猫玩具？ |
| [05:22.83] | 没问题 |
| [05:23.94] | 你要养猫啊？ 事实上，是我们要养猫 |
| [05:28.51] | 一起养？ |
| [05:30.07] | 你们两个？一起？ |
| [05:32.38] | 我们想它会一半时间跟罗斯住 一半跟我住 |
| [05:36.35] | 那是不是很棒呢 |
| [05:40.25] | 那是一件你们两个… |
| [05:42.55] | 可以疼爱非常非常久的东西 |
| [05:45.26] | 希望如此 |
| [05:47.19] | 我得走了 我有约会 |
| [05:50.60] | 跟个男人喔 |
| [05:53.20] | 祝各位今晚顺利… |
| [05:55.70] | 而你们两个得到一只好猫 |
| [06:03.91] | 顺手牵羊是不对的 |
| [06:13.38] | 我不晓得摩妮卡有没有告诉你 这是我离婚之后的第一次约会 |
| [06:18.82] | 我显得有一点紧张… |
| [06:21.-3] | 那是真的 |
| [06:23.06] | 猫能活多久啊？ |
| [06:26.40] | 你说什么？ |
| [06:27.47] | 猫，猫能活多久？ |
| [06:29.77] | 如果不把它们丢到 巴士下面去送死的话 |
| [06:34.64] | 大概是十五，六年吧 |
| [06:37.18] | 那真是太棒了 |
| [06:40.48] | 干杯 |
| [06:42.61] | 好，干杯 |
| [06:50.92] | 摩妮卡把我吹得比本人可爱 对不对？ |
| [06:55.36] | 不，麦克 不是因为你… |
| [07:00.-3] | 我是…我另外有心事 |
| [07:01.60] | 事情说不定没那么糟啦… |
| [07:03.60] | 我有一个朋友 他跟他的女朋友要养猫 |
| [07:07.51] | 听起来的确是… |
| [07:12.64] | 他们两个才刚刚开始交往不久 |
| [07:16.01] | 他是你以前的男朋友吗？ |
| [07:21.45] | 他想得美喔 |
| [07:26.02] | 对不起，你瞧瞧我 |
| [07:28.13] | 好了，麦克，谈谈你吧 |
| [07:34.20] | 那么… |
| [07:38.00] | 以前你跟女朋友 一起养过宠物吗？ |
| [07:42.31] | 我知道为什么了 什么？ |
| [07:45.38] | 史考为什么不想跟我上床 |
| [07:47.85] | 因为我不够性感 |
| [07:50.38] | 菲比，别傻了 |
| [07:52.88] | 第一次看到你之后 你知道我对钱德说什么吗？ |
| [07:55.82] | 我说“前突后翘，有看头” |
| [08:02.06] | 真的？嘴好甜 |
| [08:06.33] | 说实在的，我被冒犯了 可是感觉真好 |
| [08:11.17] | 菲菲，你想知道为什么的话 你必须开口去问他 |
| [08:15.74] | 你说得对… |
| [08:18.08] | 你真棒耶 |
| [08:39.80] | 那是只猫 你知道的，猫 |
| [08:45.30] | 他们干嘛不养只昆虫 养只果蝇就好了 |
| [08:48.81] | 那种只活一，两天的东西 |
| [08:51.21] | 它们叫什么？ |
| [08:54.08] | 果蝇？ |
| [08:56.91] | 谢谢 |
| [08:58.05] | 要不要点甜点啊？ |
| [09:00.79] | 不，不要了 |
| [09:01.92] | 我想结账 |
| [09:05.12] | 你玩得不开心？ |
| [09:08.23] | 不…我很开心 |
| [09:10.06] | 不过刚才那一个半小时 我都在回忆“餐馆”的情节 |
| [09:16.60] | 你看我 |
| [09:18.40] | 你看我 |
| [09:19.74] | 我在跟一个很棒的男人约会 |
| [09:23.57] | 却满脑子是罗斯… |
| [09:26.08] | 跟他的猫… |
| [09:28.18] | 还有他的茱莉 |
| [09:30.75] | 我只是想忘了他 天啊，为什么我不能呢？ |
| [09:36.15] | 听我说，我经历过离婚 相信我，不会有事的 |
| [09:40.26] | 你还看不出来 因为你跟他还没有了结嘛… |
| [09:44.30] | 了结！ |
| [09:46.33] | 就是那个，我就需要那个 |
| [09:48.63] | 天啊，你太棒了 |
| [09:52.54] | 我为什么没有想到？ 我要怎么了结？ |
| [09:56.77] | 这没有一定的方法，这只是… |
| [10:01.-4] | 你要用任何的方法 只要能让你对他说： |
| [10:04.22] | 我不在乎你了”就行了 |
| [10:06.85] | 不在乎你 |
| [10:08.52] | 就是这个 |
| [10:11.29] | 了结 |
| [10:13.79] | 抱歉 |
| [10:16.49] | 抱歉… |
| [10:19.06] | 请稍等 对不起啊 |
| [10:20.46] | 什么？ 对不起 |
| [10:22.37] | 我需要跟你借一下电话 |
| [10:26.70] | 我正在讲耶 我看得出来 |
| [10:28.31] | 我打一个电话就可以了 很快的，我甚至会付钱给你 |
| [10:34.38] | 你对你的电话有点诡异耶 |
| [10:40.55] | 好… |
| [10:42.65] | 我待会儿再打给你 |
| [10:46.86] | 谢了 |
| [10:56.20] | 答录机 |
| [10:58.20] | 我在等哔哔 太好了 |
| [11:02.17] | 罗斯，我是瑞秋 |
| [11:05.84] | 我只是打来说… |
| [11:08.61] | 一切都很好 |
| [11:10.41] | 我为你… |
| [11:12.72] | 还有你的猫感到高兴 |
| [11:15.25] | 对了，我认为你应该叫他麦克 |
| [11:22.09] | 知道吗？你瞧 我在想名字… |
| [11:24.76] | 所以显然我不在乎你了 |
| [11:28.37] | 我不在乎你了 |
| [11:31.70] | 这就是我那位朋友 所谓的“了结” |
| [11:51.00] | 摩妮卡，今天是礼拜天早上 礼拜天我绝不跑步 |
| [11:54.33] | 为什么？ 因为是礼拜天 |
| [11:57.50] | 是神的日子 |
| [12:00.93] | 你说停我们就停 |
| [12:04.84] | 停 |
| [12:06.00] | 不，别这样啦，我们不能停 |
| [12:08.17] | 还有三磅要减 |
| [12:10.31] | 我是精力火车而你在车上 |
| [12:32.90] | 你的约会怎么样啊？ |
| [12:35.37] | 我记得有家餐厅 |
| [12:38.47] | 我还记得有酒 |
| [12:43.51] | 事实上，茱莉在楼下叫计程车 |
| [12:45.58] | 我想要拿猫玩具 摩妮卡有没有说… |
| [12:49.-1] | 你为什么那样看我？ |
| [12:52.15] | 对不起，我不知道… |
| [12:54.75] | 我觉得我昨晚好像梦到你… |
| [12:57.32] | 但我不记得了 |
| [13:03.43] | 在这儿 |
| [13:06.20] | 我们昨晚有通电话吗？ 你有没有打给我？ |
| [13:08.70] | 没有，我昨晚住在茱莉那里 |
| [13:12.87] | 事实上，我根本还没回家呢 你介意我听一下留言吗？ |
| [13:16.91] | 请便啊 |
| [13:22.45] | 阿秋，我有你的留言 |
| [13:29.45] | 麦克是谁啊？ |
| [13:30.86] | 天啊 |
| [13:32.26] | 天啊，罗斯，把电话挂掉 |
| [13:37.73] | 电话给我… |
| [13:45.04] | 你不在乎我了 |
| [13:47.07] | 天啊 |
| [13:49.57] | 你… 我的天啊… |
| [13:51.78] | 你不在乎我了？ |
| [13:59.55] | 你是什么时候… |
| [14:01.65] | 在乎我的？ |
| [14:09.-3] | 阿秋，你…？ |
| [14:11.23] | 我是说，你…你…？ |
| [14:13.46] | 什么？ |
| [14:17.74] | 基本上… |
| [14:19.40] | 最近我… |
| [14:23.11] | 我对你有一些感觉 |
| [14:29.81] | 你对我有感觉？ |
| [14:33.15] | 那又怎样？你先对我有感觉的 |
| [14:39.32] | 你知道我… |
| [14:41.79] | 我是说，你知道我有… |
| [14:45.40] | 钱德告诉我的 |
| [14:46.66] | 钱德，他什么时候，他… |
| [14:51.80] | 你在中国的时候 |
| [14:53.77] | 认识茱莉时 |
| [14:55.87] | 茱莉？茱莉？那… 天啊 |
| [15:01.38] | 我需要躺下来 |
| [15:04.05] | 不，你知道，我要站着 |
| [15:05.55] | 我要站着… |
| [15:07.45] | 我要踱步 我踱步，而且我站着 |
| [15:14.73] | 现在你不在乎我了？ |
| [15:18.90] | 你还在乎我吗？ |
| [15:30.57] | 那…那是茱莉 |
| [15:34.55] | 茱莉 甜心，计程车在等喔 |
| [15:37.31] | 我马上下来 |
| [15:43.32] | 等等，你要走了？ |
| [15:44.92] | 对，我得走 我现在没有办法谈这个 |
| [15:48.83] | 计程车在等着 |
| [15:51.23] | 我有女朋友 我要去领养一只猫 |
| [15:58.84] | 猫 |
| [16:16.92] | 乔伊 菲比 |
| [16:20.76] | 你为什么在看 犹太牧师弹电吉他？ |
| [16:25.30] | 我找不到遥控器 |
| [16:30.80] | 谢谢 |
| [16:33.57] | 对了，史考约我去他家午餐 我去了 |
| [16:36.37] | 然后… 我们做了 |
| [16:39.38] | 正点，菲比好耶 |
| [16:41.31] | 对呀 |
| [16:43.28] | 怎么发生的？ |
| [16:45.55] | 我听了你的建议 问他到底怎么回事啊？ |
| [16:48.59] | 那他说什么？ |
| [16:50.05] | 他了解性对女人而言呢 可以说是一件非常情绪化的事 |
| [16:54.56] | 他只是怕我会变得像… |
| [16:57.80] | 第二天是否会打电话给我” “我们会有结局吗”之类的 |
| [17:02.57] | 所以他说他想等到 他准备开始认真了以后再说 |
| [17:09.47] | 所以我说“放轻松好吗？” |
| [17:14.85] | 我是说，性可以只是 两个人一时的感觉 |
| [17:19.15] | 若他想再见我可以打电话给我 如果不想的话也没关系 |
| [17:23.15] | 所以在长谈之后… |
| [17:28.86] | 我说服他了 |
| [17:34.50] | 让我先搞清楚 |
| [17:36.43] | 他让你求他跟你上床 |
| [17:39.64] | 他让你说 他永远不用再打电话给你 |
| [17:44.54] | 而且还让你觉得 这是一个好主意？ |
| [17:51.12] | 我简直崇拜他 |
| [18:11.04] | 我没有领养猫 |
| [18:14.64] | 真有趣 |
| [18:17.91] | 不，那一点都没有趣 那非常非常没有趣 |
| [18:22.05] | 事实上那百分之百是 有趣的相反，瑞秋 |
| [18:25.25] | 好，我懂了，罗斯 |
| [18:26.68] | 你没有权利告诉我说 你曾经喜欢过我 |
| [18:30.69] | 在我发现之前 我跟茱莉过得很快乐 |
| [18:33.56] | 在我发现之前 我也过得很快乐 |
| [18:35.66] | 你以为看你跟茱莉那样 我心里好受吗？ |
| [18:38.23] | 你应该在我认识她之前说出来 |
| [18:40.53] | 那时我不知道啊 那你为何从不说什么呢？ |
| [18:44.03] | 因为总没有机会 |
| [18:45.84] | 对，你有一年机会 我们每晚都在一起混 |
| [18:49.57] | 不是… |
| [18:51.58] | 每个晚上 |
| [18:54.41] | 而且我也不是没试过，瑞秋 但是每次都有事情发生 |
| [18:57.58] | 就像是意大利人啊… |
| [18:59.45] | 或者是前任的未婚夫啦… |
| [19:03.09] | 或者意大利人啊 |
| [19:07.22] | 只有一个意大利人 你到底有没有重点啊？ |
| [19:11.06] | 重点是 我现在已经不需要这个了 |
| [19:14.03] | 太迟了 |
| [19:15.93] | 我在跟别人交往，我很快乐 这艘船开航了 |
| [19:19.10] | 你喜欢什么时候搁开感情 都可以吗？ |
| [19:22.47] | 我从初三就开始这样了 我早驾轻就熟了 |
| [19:25.38] | 那好，你尽管去做吧，罗斯 |
| [19:28.08] | 我告诉你，我不需要你的蠢船 |
| [19:29.58] | 好 好 |
| [19:32.15] | 你知道吗？我现在了结了 |
| [20:27.77] | 试试下面那个 |
| [20:57.20] | 摩妮卡，现在是早上六点半 |
| [21:00.94] | 我们不再去运动，结束了 |
| [21:04.04] | 怎么啦？只剩一磅，来啦 |
| [21:06.71] | 我们运动，我们移动 我们在其中舞动 |
| [21:11.65] | 我不在乎我的最后一磅 |
| [21:13.75] | 我很喜欢这最后一磅 |
| [21:17.75] | 所以不要逼我 做下终生遗撼的事 |
| [21:21.12] | 那你要做什么，肥仔？ |
| [21:24.83] | 什么？ |
| [21:27.83] | 没什么，除了告诉你 我觉得你精力这么充沛真棒 |
| [21:32.74] | 谢了 |
| [21:34.61] | 尤其是你现在去找工作 找得焦头烂额 |
| [21:40.78] | 你不能告诉你父母你被开除了 因为他们会非常的失望 |
| [21:50.-4] | 尤其你又没有男朋友 可以借肩膀让你哭 |
| [21:55.46] | 没有，但是我… |
| [21:57.53] | 我是说，如果是我的话 我想我会连起床都会很困难 |
| [22:07.37] | 我试着保持积极 |
| [22:10.54] | 那么… |
| [22:12.48] | 你想出去跑一跑吗？ |
| [22:17.68] | 好吧 |
| [22:19.48] | 你知道你不一定要去跑的 你可以在这里睡一下 |
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