| [05:36.-1] | ...and swirl it around. |
| [06:23.-3] | Aim him at that pack of babes. Maybe one of them will break away. |
| [06:46.-1] | ... me. … |
| [09:34.-4] | I see someone's having a little allergic reaction. |
| [09:57.-2] | Under these circumstances,it has to be an injection,and it has to be now. |
| [12:36.-2] | Sorry! I got my S's back! |
| [15:37.-4] | And Ben was definitely wearing ducks. |
| [16:15.-4] | Right! 好的！ |
| [21:08.-4] | Hey,I have a question. |
| [00:02.65] | Who the winny-binny boy? |
| [00:05.35] | You the winny-winny-binny-binny boy! |
| [00:11.16] | Don't cry. |
| [00:13.39] | Don't cry. |
| [00:17.20] | Why is he still crying? |
| [00:19.76] | Let me hold him for a sec. |
| [00:22.03] | Here we go. |
| [00:24.74] | There we are. |
| [00:27.44] | Maybe it's me. |
| [00:28.91] | Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Cranky Pants. |
| [00:33.08] | You know,I once dated a Miss Cranky Pants. |
| [00:36.92] | Lovely girl. IKind of moody. |
| [00:40.29] | There we go,all better. |
| [00:42.69] | There's my little boy. |
| [00:51.13] | Can I see something? |
| [01:07.21] | Cool! |
| [01:08.31] | He hates me. My nephew hates me! |
| [01:11.05] | Come on,don't do this. |
| [01:12.55] | What if my own baby hates me? What do I do then? |
| [01:15.45] | Monica,stop! This is nuts. |
| [01:17.29] | Do you know how long it'll be before you have to deal with this? |
| [01:22.09] | You don't even have a boyfriend yet. |
| [01:27.07] | Joey,she does not look fat. |
| [01:38.77] | 六人行 第2季 第06集 宝宝落在巴士上了 |
| [02:16.85] | Here you go. |
| [02:22.82] | Goo,goo,goo! |
| [02:27.89] | That is so funny! Let me see that a sec. |
| [02:38.40] | You okay? |
| [02:39.47] | I don't know. |
| [02:42.91] | What's in this pie? |
| [02:44.68] | I don't know. Butter and eggs and flour and lime and kiwi |
| [02:48.58] | Kiwi? Kiwi?! |
| [02:51.48] | You said it was a key lime pie. |
| [02:53.15] | No,I didn't. I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special. |
| [02:57.32] | That's what's gonna kill me. |
| [03:01.26] | I'm allergic to kiwi. |
| [03:03.16] | No,you're not. You're allergic to lobster and peanuts and |
| [03:09.07] | Oh,my God! |
| [03:10.54] | It's definitely getting worse. |
| [03:13.17] | Is your tongue swelling up? |
| [03:15.24] | Either that or my mouth is getting smaller! |
| [03:18.68] | Get your coat. We're going to the hospital. |
| [03:21.08] | -Will he be okay? -He's gotta get a shot. |
| [03:23.55] | You know,actually, it's getting better. It is. |
| [03:27.12] | Let's not go. Anyone up for Scrabble? |
| [03:30.69] | Jacket,now! |
| [03:32.89] | What about Ben? We can't bring a baby to the hospital. |
| [03:36.93] | We'll watch him. |
| [03:38.93] | I don't think so. |
| [03:41.73] | I have seven Catholic sisters. I've taken care of hundreds of kids. |
| [03:46.54] | Come on,we want to do it. Don't we? |
| [03:48.71] | I was gonna play basketball... |
| [03:51.04] | ... but I guess that's out the window. … |
| [03:54.15] | If you take him out for a walk, remember to bring his hat. |
| [03:57.45] | There's milk in the refrigerator and diapers in the bag. |
| [04:00.49] | Hat,milk.... |
| [04:02.12] | Got it! |
| [04:12.50] | Consider it done! |
| [04:14.40] | You understood? |
| [04:15.47] | My uncle Sal has a really big tongue. |
| [04:20.31] | Is he the one with the beautiful wife? |
| [04:26.34] | |
| [04:28.65] | You want to hear the song I'm singing this afternoon? |
| [04:32.32] | I wrote it this morning in the shower. |
| [04:37.16] | I'm in the shower And I'm writing a song |
| [04:42.19] | Stop me if you've heard it |
| [04:48.30] | My skin is soapy and my hair is wet |
| [04:52.34] | And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget |
| [05:00.31] | Rachel,sweetheart, could I see you for a minute? |
| [05:08.22] | What's up? |
| [05:10.02] | FYK: |
| [05:12.00] | I've decided to pay a professional musician to play here on Sundays. |
| [05:16.39] | Her name is Stephanie something. She's supposed to be very good. |
| [05:20.73] | But what about Phoebe? |
| [05:23.74] | It's not that your friend is bad. |
| [05:27.37] | It's that she's so bad... |
| [05:31.04] | ...she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain... |
| [05:39.72] | Okay,so you're not a fan. |
| [05:43.00] | But,I mean,come on. You cannot do this to her. |
| [05:49.93] | I have to do this to her? |
| [05:51.70] | Lather,rinse,repeat |
| [05:54.00] | And lather,rinse,repeat |
| [05:56.40] | And lather,rinse,repeat |
| [06:00.10] | As needed |
| [06:08.55] | We didn't bring enough stuff. |
| [06:10.38] | Did you forget to pack the baby's anvil? |
| [06:13.12] | I'm telling you,it'll be worth it. |
| [06:15.62] | It's a known fact that women love babies. |
| [06:18.29] | Women love guys who love babies. It's the sensitive thing. |
| [06:27.47] | Wait,forget them. We got one. Hard left. |
| [06:31.04] | -Give me the baby. -No,I got him. |
| [06:33.10] | Come on,seriously. |
| [06:34.47] | Oh,seriously,you want him? |
| [06:41.08] | Who is this little cutie-pie? |
| [06:43.11] | Well,don't think me immodest,but... |
| [06:48.89] | Want to smell him? |
| [06:50.05] | I assume we're talking about the baby? |
| [06:54.83] | He's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head. |
| [07:00.40] | My uterus just skipped a beat. |
| [07:03.47] | What'd I tell you? |
| [07:04.90] | It's great you're doing this. |
| [07:06.80] | Well,we are great guys. |
| [07:09.01] | My brother and his boyfriend have been trying to adopt. |
| [07:12.34] | What agency did you two go through? |
| [07:19.42] | But this is my gig. |
| [07:21.19] | This is where I play. |
| [07:22.85] | My name is written out there in chalk. |
| [07:25.59] | You know,you can't just erase chalk. |
| [07:31.76] | Honey,I'm sorry. |
| [07:33.20] | And he's going to be paying this woman? |
| [07:35.67] | Why doesn't he just give her a throne and a crown? |
| [07:38.80] | And,like,a gold stick with a ball on top? |
| [07:44.61] | Terry is a jerk! That's why we always say,"Terry's a jerk!" |
| [07:48.45] | That's where that came from. |
| [07:53.62] | You probably did everything you could. |
| [07:57.36] | You know what? Let me just see what else I could do. |
| [08:04.16] | Just let her go on after Stephanie whatever her name is. |
| [08:07.37] | You won't be here. You don't pay her. |
| [08:10.30] | I don't know. |
| [08:11.80] | I'll clean the cappuccino machine! |
| [08:13.87] | You don't clean the cappuccino machine? |
| [08:17.88] | Of course I clean it. |
| [08:20.91] | I mean,I will clean it. |
| [08:23.85] | I mean,I will clean it. |
| [08:25.65] | All right,fine,fine,fine! |
| [08:33.56] | -Done. -Really? |
| [08:35.16] | Who's working for you,babe? |
| [08:37.40] | Oh,my God! This is so exciting! How much am I gonna get? |
| [08:42.23] | What? |
| [08:44.04] | He's paying the people who were playing. |
| [08:47.37] | I meant,he's paying that other woman because she's a professional. |
| [08:52.74] | I'm not gonna be the only one who's not getting paid. |
| [08:57.38] | I'm sorry,no! |
| [08:59.08] | No,I'm not some sloppy second, you know,charity band. |
| [09:03.62] | There are thousands of places in this city... |
| [09:06.39] | ...where people would pay to hear me play. … |
| [09:09.29] | When I play,I play for me |
| [09:11.43] | I don't need your charity |
| [09:13.70] | Thank you! |
| [09:23.31] | I'm not getting a shot. Maybe they can take the needle... |
| [09:26.88] | ...and squirt it into my mouth. Like a squirt gun. … |
| [09:31.15] | Hello there. I'm Dr. Carlin. |
| [09:37.89] | Doctor,can I see you for just a moment? |
| [09:42.46] | My brother has a slight phobia about needles. |
| [09:46.46] | Did you tell him about my squirt gun idea? |
| [09:50.94] | My brother,the Ph.D., would like to know... |
| [09:53.50] | ...if there's any way to treat this orally? |
| [10:02.28] | So? |
| [10:06.08] | Go and have a seat. The doctor says it's got to be a needle. |
| [10:10.02] | You're just going to have to be brave. Can you do that for me? |
| [10:17.86] | Oh,boy! You are doing so good. |
| [10:22.60] | You want to squeeze my hand? |
| [10:25.47] | Ross,don't squeeze it so hard. |
| [10:27.71] | Honey,really. Don't squeeze it so hard! |
| [10:30.44] | Let go of my hand! |
| [10:35.81] | Good plan. Next time we want to pick up women... |
| [10:38.55] | ...we should go to the park and make out. … |
| [10:41.52] | Taxi! Taxi! |
| [10:45.29] | Look at that talent. |
| [10:50.00] | Just practicing. You're good. |
| [10:52.30] | Carry on. |
| [10:54.23] | Wait,wait,wait! |
| [10:56.47] | Hey,you. He's just adorable. |
| [10:59.84] | Can you tell him that? Because he thinks he looks too pink. |
| [11:05.64] | -What are you guys out doing today? -We're not out. |
| [11:10.65] | We're two heterosexual guys hanging with the son... |
| [11:13.82] | ...of our other heterosexual friend, doing the usual straight-guy stuff. … |
| [11:19.42] | You done? |
| [11:21.86] | There's our stop. |
| [11:23.66] | Get out of here! This is our stop. |
| [11:26.50] | You guys live around here too? |
| [11:28.70] | We live in the building by the sidewalk. |
| [11:33.84] | You know it? |
| [11:36.54] | Since we're neighbors,what do you say we get together for a drink? |
| [11:45.55] | So you want to go to Markel's? |
| [11:48.69] | Sure,they love us over there. |
| [11:50.86] | Where's your baby? |
| [12:03.13] | Ben! Ben! |
| [12:05.74] | That's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord! |
| [12:09.44] | Stop the bus! |
| [12:19.72] | Are you sure he didn't break it? It hurts. |
| [12:22.32] | No,it's just a good bone bruise. |
| [12:26.39] | And right here is the puncture wound from your ring. |
| [12:31.30] | -I'm really sorry. -It's okay. |
| [12:34.17] | Sorry. |
| [12:40.14] | Which we can celebrate later. |
| [12:43.41] | Celebrate. Celebrate |
| [12:46.61] | He was a double,double |
| [12:48.65] | Double-jointed boy |
| [12:53.32] | So are you the professional guitar player? |
| [12:57.82] | Yeah,I'm Stephanie. |
| [13:00.02] | Right. My name was on there, but now it just says carrot cake. |
| [13:06.60] | So how many chords do you know? |
| [13:09.93] | -All of them. -So you know D? |
| [13:14.44] | Do you know A-minor? |
| [13:18.71] | Do you know how to go from D to A-minor? |
| [13:25.62] | So does your guitar have a strap? |
| [13:31.52] | Mine does. |
| [13:36.46] | Stephanie knows all the chords |
| [13:41.23] | Come on! Pick up,pick up! |
| [13:44.74] | Transit Authority? |
| [13:47.17] | I'm doing research for a book. |
| [13:49.04] | I was wondering what somebody might do if they left a baby on a city bus. |
| [13:55.01] | Yes,I realize that would be a stupid character. |
| [13:57.88] | Here's the deal: We lost a car seat on a bus. |
| [14:00.72] | It's white plastic and it fits onto a stroller. |
| [14:04.36] | And there was a baby in it. |
| [14:07.56] | He wants to talk to you. |
| [14:10.83] | Everybody,let's give a warm Central Perk welcome to |
| [14:14.37] | Terry's a jerk And he won't let me work |
| [14:17.40] | And I hate Central Perk |
| [14:24.01] | To Stephanie Schiffer! |
| [14:31.55] | I'd like to start with a song I wrote for the first man I ever loved. |
| [14:39.39] | Zachary |
| [14:41.09] | Are all invited to bite me |
| [14:53.37] | We're the guys that called about the baby! Is he here?! |
| [14:57.58] | He's here. |
| [15:01.75] | I assume one of you is the father. |
| [15:03.58] | -That's me. -I'm him. |
| [15:07.65] | Actually,we're both the father. |
| [15:20.80] | Oh,Ben! Hey,buddy. |
| [15:29.67] | Please tell me you know which one is our baby. |
| [15:33.78] | That one has ducks on his T-shirt and this one has clowns. |
| [15:39.25] | Or clowns. |
| [15:42.75] | That one's Ben! Remember he had that cute little mole by his mouth! |
| [15:47.59] | Hey,Ben! Remember us? |
| [15:51.03] | Okay,the mole came off. |
| [15:54.33] | What are we gonna do? |
| [15:57.64] | We'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns. |
| [15:59.67] | -Flip for the baby? -You got a better idea? |
| [16:02.11] | All right,call it in the air. |
| [16:05.51] | Heads. |
| [16:06.81] | Heads,it is. |
| [16:11.05] | We have to assign heads to something! |
| [16:19.06] | Ducks is heads because ducks have heads. |
| [16:27.36] | What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday? |
| [16:37.71] | Just call me angel Of the morning,angel |
| [16:42.31] | Just touch my cheek Before you leave me,baby |
| [16:47.25] | Just call me angel Of the morning,angel |
| [16:52.06] | Then slowly turn away |
| [16:56.93] | I won't beg you to stay |
| [17:01.00] | With me |
| [17:13.71] | Here. I thought you might be cold. |
| [17:16.61] | Thank you. |
| [17:25.39] | Look at you! You did pretty well. |
| [17:28.03] | $8. 27. |
| [17:31.13] | But not really,because I put in the first two. |
| [17:34.93] | Just to get the ball rolling and to make myself feel better. |
| [17:39.70] | Do you? |
| [17:42.74] | You know,this whole playing for money thing is so not good for me. |
| [17:47.54] | I don't know,when l sang "Su-su-suicide"... |
| [17:52.05] | ... I got,like,$ 1. 75. … |
| [17:56.09] | But then "Smelly Cat"? |
| [17:59.79] | I got 25 cents and a condom. |
| [18:04.16] | So,you know,now I just feel really bad for "Smelly Cat." |
| [18:10.50] | Honey,I don't think everybody gets "Smelly Cat." |
| [18:14.81] | I mean,if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets,then whoosh! |
| [18:21.85] | But it's not even that,you know? |
| [18:24.42] | I used to do my songs because it made me happy. |
| [18:27.45] | Now it's just all about the money,you know? |
| [18:34.02] | Well,people missed you in there. |
| [18:36.46] | In fact,there was actually a request for "Smelly Cat." |
| [18:40.00] | Really? From who? |
| [18:42.03] | Well,me. |
| [18:45.04] | And I know it's not your big money song,but it's my favorite. |
| [18:53.04] | Did I accidentally drop a condom in your case? |
| [19:00.65] | It's kind of an emergency. |
| [19:04.02] | -Here you go. -Thanks a lot. |
| [19:05.72] | Hey,Christine! I got it! |
| [19:14.23] | I want to thank you for being there for me. |
| [19:17.33] | And I'm sorry I almost broke your hand. |
| [19:19.87] | That's okay. I'm sorry I poisoned you. |
| [19:24.64] | Remember the time I jammed that pencil into your hand? |
| [19:28.21] | Remember it? What do you think this is,a freckle? |
| [19:33.48] | What about the time I hit you in the face with Sylvian's pumpkin? |
| [19:37.52] | Remember when I stuck that broom in your spokes... |
| [19:40.32] | ...and you hit your head on the curb? |
| [19:44.23] | But I remember people telling me about it. |
| [19:48.40] | I hope Ben has a little sister. |
| [19:52.20] | And I hope she can kick his ass. |
| [19:55.74] | I'm gonna get a new Band-Aid. |
| [19:58.58] | How about the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken? |
| [20:02.25] | That was you? |
| [20:06.12] | They were infected. He wouldn't have made it. |
| [20:13.36] | My little nephew. |
| [20:14.93] | Come here,little one! |
| [20:17.39] | There's my little baby,Ben! |
| [20:25.30] | Hey,he's not crying! |
| [20:31.44] | Hey,he's not crying! |
| [20:39.88] | There's still pie! |
| [20:42.92] | I'm here. I'm here. |
| [20:45.89] | How's my little boy? |
| [20:48.33] | You want Daddy to change your diaper? I know,I know. |
| [20:53.33] | Did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today? |
| [20:58.14] | He rode the bus today. |
| [21:04.27] | Big boy riding the bus |
| [21:12.32] | How come it says, "Property of Human Services"? |
| [21:20.36] | You are gonna love this. |
| [21:23.69] | Can you hold Ben for a sec? |
| [21:26.10] | Come here. Come here. |
| [21:27.30] | Stay back! I've got kiwi! Run,Joey,run! |
| [21:36.11] | Smelly cat,smelly cat |
| [21:39.68] | What are they feeding you? |
| [21:42.58] | No,no. I'm sorry,it's: |
| [21:43.78] | Smelly cat,smelly cat |
| [21:51.36] | Smelly cat,smelly cat |
| [21:55.69] | Better! |
| [21:56.93] | Much better. Good. |
| [21:58.23] | Don't feel bad, because it's a hard song. |
| [22:03.13] | -You want to try it again? -From the top? |
| [22:05.74] | There is no "top," all right? |
| [22:09.04] | That's the beauty of "Smelly Cat." |
| [22:14.41] | Why don't you just follow me. |
| [22:17.45] | Smelly cat,smelly cat |
| [22:21.29] | What are they feeding you? |
| [22:24.66] | Smelly cat,smelly cat |
| [22:28.00] | It's not your fault |
| [22:31.90] | That's too much. Sorry. |
| [05:36.-1] | ... and swirl it around. |
| [06:23.-3] | Aim him at that pack of babes. Maybe one of them will break away. |
| [06:46.-1] | ... me. |
| [09:34.-4] | I see someone' s having a little allergic reaction. |
| [09:57.-2] | Under these circumstances, it has to be an injection, and it has to be now. |
| [12:36.-2] | Sorry! I got my S' s back! |
| [15:37.-4] | And Ben was definitely wearing ducks. |
| [16:15.-4] | Right! hao de! |
| [21:08.-4] | Hey, I have a question. |
| [00:02.65] | Who the winnybinny boy? |
| [00:05.35] | You the winnywinnybinnybinny boy! |
| [00:11.16] | Don' t cry. |
| [00:13.39] | Don' t cry. |
| [00:17.20] | Why is he still crying? |
| [00:19.76] | Let me hold him for a sec. |
| [00:22.03] | Here we go. |
| [00:24.74] | There we are. |
| [00:27.44] | Maybe it' s me. |
| [00:28.91] | Don' t be silly. Ben loves you. He' s just being Mr. Cranky Pants. |
| [00:33.08] | You know, I once dated a Miss Cranky Pants. |
| [00:36.92] | Lovely girl. IKind of moody. |
| [00:40.29] | There we go, all better. |
| [00:42.69] | There' s my little boy. |
| [00:51.13] | Can I see something? |
| [01:07.21] | Cool! |
| [01:08.31] | He hates me. My nephew hates me! |
| [01:11.05] | Come on, don' t do this. |
| [01:12.55] | What if my own baby hates me? What do I do then? |
| [01:15.45] | Monica, stop! This is nuts. |
| [01:17.29] | Do you know how long it' ll be before you have to deal with this? |
| [01:22.09] | You don' t even have a boyfriend yet. |
| [01:27.07] | Joey, she does not look fat. |
| [01:38.77] | liu ren xing di 2 ji di 06 ji bao bao luo zai ba shi shang le |
| [02:16.85] | Here you go. |
| [02:22.82] | Goo, goo, goo! |
| [02:27.89] | That is so funny! Let me see that a sec. |
| [02:38.40] | You okay? |
| [02:39.47] | I don' t know. |
| [02:42.91] | What' s in this pie? |
| [02:44.68] | I don' t know. Butter and eggs and flour and lime and kiwi |
| [02:48.58] | Kiwi? Kiwi?! |
| [02:51.48] | You said it was a key lime pie. |
| [02:53.15] | No, I didn' t. I said kiwi lime. That' s what makes it so special. |
| [02:57.32] | That' s what' s gonna kill me. |
| [03:01.26] | I' m allergic to kiwi. |
| [03:03.16] | No, you' re not. You' re allergic to lobster and peanuts and |
| [03:09.07] | Oh, my God! |
| [03:10.54] | It' s definitely getting worse. |
| [03:13.17] | Is your tongue swelling up? |
| [03:15.24] | Either that or my mouth is getting smaller! |
| [03:18.68] | Get your coat. We' re going to the hospital. |
| [03:21.08] | Will he be okay? He' s gotta get a shot. |
| [03:23.55] | You know, actually, it' s getting better. It is. |
| [03:27.12] | Let' s not go. Anyone up for Scrabble? |
| [03:30.69] | Jacket, now! |
| [03:32.89] | What about Ben? We can' t bring a baby to the hospital. |
| [03:36.93] | We' ll watch him. |
| [03:38.93] | I don' t think so. |
| [03:41.73] | I have seven Catholic sisters. I' ve taken care of hundreds of kids. |
| [03:46.54] | Come on, we want to do it. Don' t we? |
| [03:48.71] | I was gonna play basketball... |
| [03:51.04] | ... but I guess that' s out the window. |
| [03:54.15] | If you take him out for a walk, remember to bring his hat. |
| [03:57.45] | There' s milk in the refrigerator and diapers in the bag. |
| [04:00.49] | Hat, milk.... |
| [04:02.12] | Got it! |
| [04:12.50] | Consider it done! |
| [04:14.40] | You understood? |
| [04:15.47] | My uncle Sal has a really big tongue. |
| [04:20.31] | Is he the one with the beautiful wife? |
| [04:26.34] | |
| [04:28.65] | You want to hear the song I' m singing this afternoon? |
| [04:32.32] | I wrote it this morning in the shower. |
| [04:37.16] | I' m in the shower And I' m writing a song |
| [04:42.19] | Stop me if you' ve heard it |
| [04:48.30] | My skin is soapy and my hair is wet |
| [04:52.34] | And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget |
| [05:00.31] | Rachel, sweetheart, could I see you for a minute? |
| [05:08.22] | What' s up? |
| [05:10.02] | FYK: |
| [05:12.00] | I' ve decided to pay a professional musician to play here on Sundays. |
| [05:16.39] | Her name is Stephanie something. She' s supposed to be very good. |
| [05:20.73] | But what about Phoebe? |
| [05:23.74] | It' s not that your friend is bad. |
| [05:27.37] | It' s that she' s so bad... |
| [05:31.04] | ... she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain... |
| [05:39.72] | Okay, so you' re not a fan. |
| [05:43.00] | But, I mean, come on. You cannot do this to her. |
| [05:49.93] | I have to do this to her? |
| [05:51.70] | Lather, rinse, repeat |
| [05:54.00] | And lather, rinse, repeat |
| [05:56.40] | And lather, rinse, repeat |
| [06:00.10] | As needed |
| [06:08.55] | We didn' t bring enough stuff. |
| [06:10.38] | Did you forget to pack the baby' s anvil? |
| [06:13.12] | I' m telling you, it' ll be worth it. |
| [06:15.62] | It' s a known fact that women love babies. |
| [06:18.29] | Women love guys who love babies. It' s the sensitive thing. |
| [06:27.47] | Wait, forget them. We got one. Hard left. |
| [06:31.04] | Give me the baby. No, I got him. |
| [06:33.10] | Come on, seriously. |
| [06:34.47] | Oh, seriously, you want him? |
| [06:41.08] | Who is this little cutiepie? |
| [06:43.11] | Well, don' t think me immodest, but... |
| [06:48.89] | Want to smell him? |
| [06:50.05] | I assume we' re talking about the baby? |
| [06:54.83] | He' s got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head. |
| [07:00.40] | My uterus just skipped a beat. |
| [07:03.47] | What' d I tell you? |
| [07:04.90] | It' s great you' re doing this. |
| [07:06.80] | Well, we are great guys. |
| [07:09.01] | My brother and his boyfriend have been trying to adopt. |
| [07:12.34] | What agency did you two go through? |
| [07:19.42] | But this is my gig. |
| [07:21.19] | This is where I play. |
| [07:22.85] | My name is written out there in chalk. |
| [07:25.59] | You know, you can' t just erase chalk. |
| [07:31.76] | Honey, I' m sorry. |
| [07:33.20] | And he' s going to be paying this woman? |
| [07:35.67] | Why doesn' t he just give her a throne and a crown? |
| [07:38.80] | And, like, a gold stick with a ball on top? |
| [07:44.61] | Terry is a jerk! That' s why we always say," Terry' s a jerk!" |
| [07:48.45] | That' s where that came from. |
| [07:53.62] | You probably did everything you could. |
| [07:57.36] | You know what? Let me just see what else I could do. |
| [08:04.16] | Just let her go on after Stephanie whatever her name is. |
| [08:07.37] | You won' t be here. You don' t pay her. |
| [08:10.30] | I don' t know. |
| [08:11.80] | I' ll clean the cappuccino machine! |
| [08:13.87] | You don' t clean the cappuccino machine? |
| [08:17.88] | Of course I clean it. |
| [08:20.91] | I mean, I will clean it. |
| [08:23.85] | I mean, I will clean it. |
| [08:25.65] | All right, fine, fine, fine! |
| [08:33.56] | Done. Really? |
| [08:35.16] | Who' s working for you, babe? |
| [08:37.40] | Oh, my God! This is so exciting! How much am I gonna get? |
| [08:42.23] | What? |
| [08:44.04] | He' s paying the people who were playing. |
| [08:47.37] | I meant, he' s paying that other woman because she' s a professional. |
| [08:52.74] | I' m not gonna be the only one who' s not getting paid. |
| [08:57.38] | I' m sorry, no! |
| [08:59.08] | No, I' m not some sloppy second, you know, charity band. |
| [09:03.62] | There are thousands of places in this city... |
| [09:06.39] | ... where people would pay to hear me play. |
| [09:09.29] | When I play, I play for me |
| [09:11.43] | I don' t need your charity |
| [09:13.70] | Thank you! |
| [09:23.31] | I' m not getting a shot. Maybe they can take the needle... |
| [09:26.88] | ... and squirt it into my mouth. Like a squirt gun. |
| [09:31.15] | Hello there. I' m Dr. Carlin. |
| [09:37.89] | Doctor, can I see you for just a moment? |
| [09:42.46] | My brother has a slight phobia about needles. |
| [09:46.46] | Did you tell him about my squirt gun idea? |
| [09:50.94] | My brother, the Ph. D., would like to know... |
| [09:53.50] | ... if there' s any way to treat this orally? |
| [10:02.28] | So? |
| [10:06.08] | Go and have a seat. The doctor says it' s got to be a needle. |
| [10:10.02] | You' re just going to have to be brave. Can you do that for me? |
| [10:17.86] | Oh, boy! You are doing so good. |
| [10:22.60] | You want to squeeze my hand? |
| [10:25.47] | Ross, don' t squeeze it so hard. |
| [10:27.71] | Honey, really. Don' t squeeze it so hard! |
| [10:30.44] | Let go of my hand! |
| [10:35.81] | Good plan. Next time we want to pick up women... |
| [10:38.55] | ... we should go to the park and make out. |
| [10:41.52] | Taxi! Taxi! |
| [10:45.29] | Look at that talent. |
| [10:50.00] | Just practicing. You' re good. |
| [10:52.30] | Carry on. |
| [10:54.23] | Wait, wait, wait! |
| [10:56.47] | Hey, you. He' s just adorable. |
| [10:59.84] | Can you tell him that? Because he thinks he looks too pink. |
| [11:05.64] | What are you guys out doing today? We' re not out. |
| [11:10.65] | We' re two heterosexual guys hanging with the son... |
| [11:13.82] | ... of our other heterosexual friend, doing the usual straightguy stuff. |
| [11:19.42] | You done? |
| [11:21.86] | There' s our stop. |
| [11:23.66] | Get out of here! This is our stop. |
| [11:26.50] | You guys live around here too? |
| [11:28.70] | We live in the building by the sidewalk. |
| [11:33.84] | You know it? |
| [11:36.54] | Since we' re neighbors, what do you say we get together for a drink? |
| [11:45.55] | So you want to go to Markel' s? |
| [11:48.69] | Sure, they love us over there. |
| [11:50.86] | Where' s your baby? |
| [12:03.13] | Ben! Ben! |
| [12:05.74] | That' s good. Maybe he' ll hear you and pull the cord! |
| [12:09.44] | Stop the bus! |
| [12:19.72] | Are you sure he didn' t break it? It hurts. |
| [12:22.32] | No, it' s just a good bone bruise. |
| [12:26.39] | And right here is the puncture wound from your ring. |
| [12:31.30] | I' m really sorry. It' s okay. |
| [12:34.17] | Sorry. |
| [12:40.14] | Which we can celebrate later. |
| [12:43.41] | Celebrate. Celebrate |
| [12:46.61] | He was a double, double |
| [12:48.65] | Doublejointed boy |
| [12:53.32] | So are you the professional guitar player? |
| [12:57.82] | Yeah, I' m Stephanie. |
| [13:00.02] | Right. My name was on there, but now it just says carrot cake. |
| [13:06.60] | So how many chords do you know? |
| [13:09.93] | All of them. So you know D? |
| [13:14.44] | Do you know Aminor? |
| [13:18.71] | Do you know how to go from D to Aminor? |
| [13:25.62] | So does your guitar have a strap? |
| [13:31.52] | Mine does. |
| [13:36.46] | Stephanie knows all the chords |
| [13:41.23] | Come on! Pick up, pick up! |
| [13:44.74] | Transit Authority? |
| [13:47.17] | I' m doing research for a book. |
| [13:49.04] | I was wondering what somebody might do if they left a baby on a city bus. |
| [13:55.01] | Yes, I realize that would be a stupid character. |
| [13:57.88] | Here' s the deal: We lost a car seat on a bus. |
| [14:00.72] | It' s white plastic and it fits onto a stroller. |
| [14:04.36] | And there was a baby in it. |
| [14:07.56] | He wants to talk to you. |
| [14:10.83] | Everybody, let' s give a warm Central Perk welcome to |
| [14:14.37] | Terry' s a jerk And he won' t let me work |
| [14:17.40] | And I hate Central Perk |
| [14:24.01] | To Stephanie Schiffer! |
| [14:31.55] | I' d like to start with a song I wrote for the first man I ever loved. |
| [14:39.39] | Zachary |
| [14:41.09] | Are all invited to bite me |
| [14:53.37] | We' re the guys that called about the baby! Is he here?! |
| [14:57.58] | He' s here. |
| [15:01.75] | I assume one of you is the father. |
| [15:03.58] | That' s me. I' m him. |
| [15:07.65] | Actually, we' re both the father. |
| [15:20.80] | Oh, Ben! Hey, buddy. |
| [15:29.67] | Please tell me you know which one is our baby. |
| [15:33.78] | That one has ducks on his Tshirt and this one has clowns. |
| [15:39.25] | Or clowns. |
| [15:42.75] | That one' s Ben! Remember he had that cute little mole by his mouth! |
| [15:47.59] | Hey, Ben! Remember us? |
| [15:51.03] | Okay, the mole came off. |
| [15:54.33] | What are we gonna do? |
| [15:57.64] | We' ll flip for it. Ducks or clowns. |
| [15:59.67] | Flip for the baby? You got a better idea? |
| [16:02.11] | All right, call it in the air. |
| [16:05.51] | Heads. |
| [16:06.81] | Heads, it is. |
| [16:11.05] | We have to assign heads to something! |
| [16:19.06] | Ducks is heads because ducks have heads. |
| [16:27.36] | What kind of scaryass clowns came to your birthday? |
| [16:37.71] | Just call me angel Of the morning, angel |
| [16:42.31] | Just touch my cheek Before you leave me, baby |
| [16:47.25] | Just call me angel Of the morning, angel |
| [16:52.06] | Then slowly turn away |
| [16:56.93] | I won' t beg you to stay |
| [17:01.00] | With me |
| [17:13.71] | Here. I thought you might be cold. |
| [17:16.61] | Thank you. |
| [17:25.39] | Look at you! You did pretty well. |
| [17:28.03] | 8. 27. |
| [17:31.13] | But not really, because I put in the first two. |
| [17:34.93] | Just to get the ball rolling and to make myself feel better. |
| [17:39.70] | Do you? |
| [17:42.74] | You know, this whole playing for money thing is so not good for me. |
| [17:47.54] | I don' t know, when l sang " Sususuicide"... |
| [17:52.05] | ... I got, like, 1. 75. |
| [17:56.09] | But then " Smelly Cat"? |
| [17:59.79] | I got 25 cents and a condom. |
| [18:04.16] | So, you know, now I just feel really bad for " Smelly Cat." |
| [18:10.50] | Honey, I don' t think everybody gets " Smelly Cat." |
| [18:14.81] | I mean, if all you' ve ever actually had are healthy pets, then whoosh! |
| [18:21.85] | But it' s not even that, you know? |
| [18:24.42] | I used to do my songs because it made me happy. |
| [18:27.45] | Now it' s just all about the money, you know? |
| [18:34.02] | Well, people missed you in there. |
| [18:36.46] | In fact, there was actually a request for " Smelly Cat." |
| [18:40.00] | Really? From who? |
| [18:42.03] | Well, me. |
| [18:45.04] | And I know it' s not your big money song, but it' s my favorite. |
| [18:53.04] | Did I accidentally drop a condom in your case? |
| [19:00.65] | It' s kind of an emergency. |
| [19:04.02] | Here you go. Thanks a lot. |
| [19:05.72] | Hey, Christine! I got it! |
| [19:14.23] | I want to thank you for being there for me. |
| [19:17.33] | And I' m sorry I almost broke your hand. |
| [19:19.87] | That' s okay. I' m sorry I poisoned you. |
| [19:24.64] | Remember the time I jammed that pencil into your hand? |
| [19:28.21] | Remember it? What do you think this is, a freckle? |
| [19:33.48] | What about the time I hit you in the face with Sylvian' s pumpkin? |
| [19:37.52] | Remember when I stuck that broom in your spokes... |
| [19:40.32] | ... and you hit your head on the curb? |
| [19:44.23] | But I remember people telling me about it. |
| [19:48.40] | I hope Ben has a little sister. |
| [19:52.20] | And I hope she can kick his ass. |
| [19:55.74] | I' m gonna get a new BandAid. |
| [19:58.58] | How about the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken? |
| [20:02.25] | That was you? |
| [20:06.12] | They were infected. He wouldn' t have made it. |
| [20:13.36] | My little nephew. |
| [20:14.93] | Come here, little one! |
| [20:17.39] | There' s my little baby, Ben! |
| [20:25.30] | Hey, he' s not crying! |
| [20:31.44] | Hey, he' s not crying! |
| [20:39.88] | There' s still pie! |
| [20:42.92] | I' m here. I' m here. |
| [20:45.89] | How' s my little boy? |
| [20:48.33] | You want Daddy to change your diaper? I know, I know. |
| [20:53.33] | Did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today? |
| [20:58.14] | He rode the bus today. |
| [21:04.27] | Big boy riding the bus |
| [21:12.32] | How come it says, " Property of Human Services"? |
| [21:20.36] | You are gonna love this. |
| [21:23.69] | Can you hold Ben for a sec? |
| [21:26.10] | Come here. Come here. |
| [21:27.30] | Stay back! I' ve got kiwi! Run, Joey, run! |
| [21:36.11] | Smelly cat, smelly cat |
| [21:39.68] | What are they feeding you? |
| [21:42.58] | No, no. I' m sorry, it' s: |
| [21:43.78] | Smelly cat, smelly cat |
| [21:51.36] | Smelly cat, smelly cat |
| [21:55.69] | Better! |
| [21:56.93] | Much better. Good. |
| [21:58.23] | Don' t feel bad, because it' s a hard song. |
| [22:03.13] | You want to try it again? From the top? |
| [22:05.74] | There is no " top," all right? |
| [22:09.04] | That' s the beauty of " Smelly Cat." |
| [22:14.41] | Why don' t you just follow me. |
| [22:17.45] | Smelly cat, smelly cat |
| [22:21.29] | What are they feeding you? |
| [22:24.66] | Smelly cat, smelly cat |
| [22:28.00] | It' s not your fault |
| [22:31.90] | That' s too much. Sorry. |
| [05:36.-1] | ... and swirl it around. |
| [06:23.-3] | Aim him at that pack of babes. Maybe one of them will break away. |
| [06:46.-1] | ... me. |
| [09:34.-4] | I see someone' s having a little allergic reaction. |
| [09:57.-2] | Under these circumstances, it has to be an injection, and it has to be now. |
| [12:36.-2] | Sorry! I got my S' s back! |
| [15:37.-4] | And Ben was definitely wearing ducks. |
| [16:15.-4] | Right! hǎo de! |
| [21:08.-4] | Hey, I have a question. |
| [00:02.65] | Who the winnybinny boy? |
| [00:05.35] | You the winnywinnybinnybinny boy! |
| [00:11.16] | Don' t cry. |
| [00:13.39] | Don' t cry. |
| [00:17.20] | Why is he still crying? |
| [00:19.76] | Let me hold him for a sec. |
| [00:22.03] | Here we go. |
| [00:24.74] | There we are. |
| [00:27.44] | Maybe it' s me. |
| [00:28.91] | Don' t be silly. Ben loves you. He' s just being Mr. Cranky Pants. |
| [00:33.08] | You know, I once dated a Miss Cranky Pants. |
| [00:36.92] | Lovely girl. IKind of moody. |
| [00:40.29] | There we go, all better. |
| [00:42.69] | There' s my little boy. |
| [00:51.13] | Can I see something? |
| [01:07.21] | Cool! |
| [01:08.31] | He hates me. My nephew hates me! |
| [01:11.05] | Come on, don' t do this. |
| [01:12.55] | What if my own baby hates me? What do I do then? |
| [01:15.45] | Monica, stop! This is nuts. |
| [01:17.29] | Do you know how long it' ll be before you have to deal with this? |
| [01:22.09] | You don' t even have a boyfriend yet. |
| [01:27.07] | Joey, she does not look fat. |
| [01:38.77] | liù rén xíng dì 2 jì dì 06 jí bǎo bǎo luò zài bā shì shàng le |
| [02:16.85] | Here you go. |
| [02:22.82] | Goo, goo, goo! |
| [02:27.89] | That is so funny! Let me see that a sec. |
| [02:38.40] | You okay? |
| [02:39.47] | I don' t know. |
| [02:42.91] | What' s in this pie? |
| [02:44.68] | I don' t know. Butter and eggs and flour and lime and kiwi |
| [02:48.58] | Kiwi? Kiwi?! |
| [02:51.48] | You said it was a key lime pie. |
| [02:53.15] | No, I didn' t. I said kiwi lime. That' s what makes it so special. |
| [02:57.32] | That' s what' s gonna kill me. |
| [03:01.26] | I' m allergic to kiwi. |
| [03:03.16] | No, you' re not. You' re allergic to lobster and peanuts and |
| [03:09.07] | Oh, my God! |
| [03:10.54] | It' s definitely getting worse. |
| [03:13.17] | Is your tongue swelling up? |
| [03:15.24] | Either that or my mouth is getting smaller! |
| [03:18.68] | Get your coat. We' re going to the hospital. |
| [03:21.08] | Will he be okay? He' s gotta get a shot. |
| [03:23.55] | You know, actually, it' s getting better. It is. |
| [03:27.12] | Let' s not go. Anyone up for Scrabble? |
| [03:30.69] | Jacket, now! |
| [03:32.89] | What about Ben? We can' t bring a baby to the hospital. |
| [03:36.93] | We' ll watch him. |
| [03:38.93] | I don' t think so. |
| [03:41.73] | I have seven Catholic sisters. I' ve taken care of hundreds of kids. |
| [03:46.54] | Come on, we want to do it. Don' t we? |
| [03:48.71] | I was gonna play basketball... |
| [03:51.04] | ... but I guess that' s out the window. |
| [03:54.15] | If you take him out for a walk, remember to bring his hat. |
| [03:57.45] | There' s milk in the refrigerator and diapers in the bag. |
| [04:00.49] | Hat, milk.... |
| [04:02.12] | Got it! |
| [04:12.50] | Consider it done! |
| [04:14.40] | You understood? |
| [04:15.47] | My uncle Sal has a really big tongue. |
| [04:20.31] | Is he the one with the beautiful wife? |
| [04:26.34] | |
| [04:28.65] | You want to hear the song I' m singing this afternoon? |
| [04:32.32] | I wrote it this morning in the shower. |
| [04:37.16] | I' m in the shower And I' m writing a song |
| [04:42.19] | Stop me if you' ve heard it |
| [04:48.30] | My skin is soapy and my hair is wet |
| [04:52.34] | And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget |
| [05:00.31] | Rachel, sweetheart, could I see you for a minute? |
| [05:08.22] | What' s up? |
| [05:10.02] | FYK: |
| [05:12.00] | I' ve decided to pay a professional musician to play here on Sundays. |
| [05:16.39] | Her name is Stephanie something. She' s supposed to be very good. |
| [05:20.73] | But what about Phoebe? |
| [05:23.74] | It' s not that your friend is bad. |
| [05:27.37] | It' s that she' s so bad... |
| [05:31.04] | ... she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain... |
| [05:39.72] | Okay, so you' re not a fan. |
| [05:43.00] | But, I mean, come on. You cannot do this to her. |
| [05:49.93] | I have to do this to her? |
| [05:51.70] | Lather, rinse, repeat |
| [05:54.00] | And lather, rinse, repeat |
| [05:56.40] | And lather, rinse, repeat |
| [06:00.10] | As needed |
| [06:08.55] | We didn' t bring enough stuff. |
| [06:10.38] | Did you forget to pack the baby' s anvil? |
| [06:13.12] | I' m telling you, it' ll be worth it. |
| [06:15.62] | It' s a known fact that women love babies. |
| [06:18.29] | Women love guys who love babies. It' s the sensitive thing. |
| [06:27.47] | Wait, forget them. We got one. Hard left. |
| [06:31.04] | Give me the baby. No, I got him. |
| [06:33.10] | Come on, seriously. |
| [06:34.47] | Oh, seriously, you want him? |
| [06:41.08] | Who is this little cutiepie? |
| [06:43.11] | Well, don' t think me immodest, but... |
| [06:48.89] | Want to smell him? |
| [06:50.05] | I assume we' re talking about the baby? |
| [06:54.83] | He' s got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head. |
| [07:00.40] | My uterus just skipped a beat. |
| [07:03.47] | What' d I tell you? |
| [07:04.90] | It' s great you' re doing this. |
| [07:06.80] | Well, we are great guys. |
| [07:09.01] | My brother and his boyfriend have been trying to adopt. |
| [07:12.34] | What agency did you two go through? |
| [07:19.42] | But this is my gig. |
| [07:21.19] | This is where I play. |
| [07:22.85] | My name is written out there in chalk. |
| [07:25.59] | You know, you can' t just erase chalk. |
| [07:31.76] | Honey, I' m sorry. |
| [07:33.20] | And he' s going to be paying this woman? |
| [07:35.67] | Why doesn' t he just give her a throne and a crown? |
| [07:38.80] | And, like, a gold stick with a ball on top? |
| [07:44.61] | Terry is a jerk! That' s why we always say," Terry' s a jerk!" |
| [07:48.45] | That' s where that came from. |
| [07:53.62] | You probably did everything you could. |
| [07:57.36] | You know what? Let me just see what else I could do. |
| [08:04.16] | Just let her go on after Stephanie whatever her name is. |
| [08:07.37] | You won' t be here. You don' t pay her. |
| [08:10.30] | I don' t know. |
| [08:11.80] | I' ll clean the cappuccino machine! |
| [08:13.87] | You don' t clean the cappuccino machine? |
| [08:17.88] | Of course I clean it. |
| [08:20.91] | I mean, I will clean it. |
| [08:23.85] | I mean, I will clean it. |
| [08:25.65] | All right, fine, fine, fine! |
| [08:33.56] | Done. Really? |
| [08:35.16] | Who' s working for you, babe? |
| [08:37.40] | Oh, my God! This is so exciting! How much am I gonna get? |
| [08:42.23] | What? |
| [08:44.04] | He' s paying the people who were playing. |
| [08:47.37] | I meant, he' s paying that other woman because she' s a professional. |
| [08:52.74] | I' m not gonna be the only one who' s not getting paid. |
| [08:57.38] | I' m sorry, no! |
| [08:59.08] | No, I' m not some sloppy second, you know, charity band. |
| [09:03.62] | There are thousands of places in this city... |
| [09:06.39] | ... where people would pay to hear me play. |
| [09:09.29] | When I play, I play for me |
| [09:11.43] | I don' t need your charity |
| [09:13.70] | Thank you! |
| [09:23.31] | I' m not getting a shot. Maybe they can take the needle... |
| [09:26.88] | ... and squirt it into my mouth. Like a squirt gun. |
| [09:31.15] | Hello there. I' m Dr. Carlin. |
| [09:37.89] | Doctor, can I see you for just a moment? |
| [09:42.46] | My brother has a slight phobia about needles. |
| [09:46.46] | Did you tell him about my squirt gun idea? |
| [09:50.94] | My brother, the Ph. D., would like to know... |
| [09:53.50] | ... if there' s any way to treat this orally? |
| [10:02.28] | So? |
| [10:06.08] | Go and have a seat. The doctor says it' s got to be a needle. |
| [10:10.02] | You' re just going to have to be brave. Can you do that for me? |
| [10:17.86] | Oh, boy! You are doing so good. |
| [10:22.60] | You want to squeeze my hand? |
| [10:25.47] | Ross, don' t squeeze it so hard. |
| [10:27.71] | Honey, really. Don' t squeeze it so hard! |
| [10:30.44] | Let go of my hand! |
| [10:35.81] | Good plan. Next time we want to pick up women... |
| [10:38.55] | ... we should go to the park and make out. |
| [10:41.52] | Taxi! Taxi! |
| [10:45.29] | Look at that talent. |
| [10:50.00] | Just practicing. You' re good. |
| [10:52.30] | Carry on. |
| [10:54.23] | Wait, wait, wait! |
| [10:56.47] | Hey, you. He' s just adorable. |
| [10:59.84] | Can you tell him that? Because he thinks he looks too pink. |
| [11:05.64] | What are you guys out doing today? We' re not out. |
| [11:10.65] | We' re two heterosexual guys hanging with the son... |
| [11:13.82] | ... of our other heterosexual friend, doing the usual straightguy stuff. |
| [11:19.42] | You done? |
| [11:21.86] | There' s our stop. |
| [11:23.66] | Get out of here! This is our stop. |
| [11:26.50] | You guys live around here too? |
| [11:28.70] | We live in the building by the sidewalk. |
| [11:33.84] | You know it? |
| [11:36.54] | Since we' re neighbors, what do you say we get together for a drink? |
| [11:45.55] | So you want to go to Markel' s? |
| [11:48.69] | Sure, they love us over there. |
| [11:50.86] | Where' s your baby? |
| [12:03.13] | Ben! Ben! |
| [12:05.74] | That' s good. Maybe he' ll hear you and pull the cord! |
| [12:09.44] | Stop the bus! |
| [12:19.72] | Are you sure he didn' t break it? It hurts. |
| [12:22.32] | No, it' s just a good bone bruise. |
| [12:26.39] | And right here is the puncture wound from your ring. |
| [12:31.30] | I' m really sorry. It' s okay. |
| [12:34.17] | Sorry. |
| [12:40.14] | Which we can celebrate later. |
| [12:43.41] | Celebrate. Celebrate |
| [12:46.61] | He was a double, double |
| [12:48.65] | Doublejointed boy |
| [12:53.32] | So are you the professional guitar player? |
| [12:57.82] | Yeah, I' m Stephanie. |
| [13:00.02] | Right. My name was on there, but now it just says carrot cake. |
| [13:06.60] | So how many chords do you know? |
| [13:09.93] | All of them. So you know D? |
| [13:14.44] | Do you know Aminor? |
| [13:18.71] | Do you know how to go from D to Aminor? |
| [13:25.62] | So does your guitar have a strap? |
| [13:31.52] | Mine does. |
| [13:36.46] | Stephanie knows all the chords |
| [13:41.23] | Come on! Pick up, pick up! |
| [13:44.74] | Transit Authority? |
| [13:47.17] | I' m doing research for a book. |
| [13:49.04] | I was wondering what somebody might do if they left a baby on a city bus. |
| [13:55.01] | Yes, I realize that would be a stupid character. |
| [13:57.88] | Here' s the deal: We lost a car seat on a bus. |
| [14:00.72] | It' s white plastic and it fits onto a stroller. |
| [14:04.36] | And there was a baby in it. |
| [14:07.56] | He wants to talk to you. |
| [14:10.83] | Everybody, let' s give a warm Central Perk welcome to |
| [14:14.37] | Terry' s a jerk And he won' t let me work |
| [14:17.40] | And I hate Central Perk |
| [14:24.01] | To Stephanie Schiffer! |
| [14:31.55] | I' d like to start with a song I wrote for the first man I ever loved. |
| [14:39.39] | Zachary |
| [14:41.09] | Are all invited to bite me |
| [14:53.37] | We' re the guys that called about the baby! Is he here?! |
| [14:57.58] | He' s here. |
| [15:01.75] | I assume one of you is the father. |
| [15:03.58] | That' s me. I' m him. |
| [15:07.65] | Actually, we' re both the father. |
| [15:20.80] | Oh, Ben! Hey, buddy. |
| [15:29.67] | Please tell me you know which one is our baby. |
| [15:33.78] | That one has ducks on his Tshirt and this one has clowns. |
| [15:39.25] | Or clowns. |
| [15:42.75] | That one' s Ben! Remember he had that cute little mole by his mouth! |
| [15:47.59] | Hey, Ben! Remember us? |
| [15:51.03] | Okay, the mole came off. |
| [15:54.33] | What are we gonna do? |
| [15:57.64] | We' ll flip for it. Ducks or clowns. |
| [15:59.67] | Flip for the baby? You got a better idea? |
| [16:02.11] | All right, call it in the air. |
| [16:05.51] | Heads. |
| [16:06.81] | Heads, it is. |
| [16:11.05] | We have to assign heads to something! |
| [16:19.06] | Ducks is heads because ducks have heads. |
| [16:27.36] | What kind of scaryass clowns came to your birthday? |
| [16:37.71] | Just call me angel Of the morning, angel |
| [16:42.31] | Just touch my cheek Before you leave me, baby |
| [16:47.25] | Just call me angel Of the morning, angel |
| [16:52.06] | Then slowly turn away |
| [16:56.93] | I won' t beg you to stay |
| [17:01.00] | With me |
| [17:13.71] | Here. I thought you might be cold. |
| [17:16.61] | Thank you. |
| [17:25.39] | Look at you! You did pretty well. |
| [17:28.03] | 8. 27. |
| [17:31.13] | But not really, because I put in the first two. |
| [17:34.93] | Just to get the ball rolling and to make myself feel better. |
| [17:39.70] | Do you? |
| [17:42.74] | You know, this whole playing for money thing is so not good for me. |
| [17:47.54] | I don' t know, when l sang " Sususuicide"... |
| [17:52.05] | ... I got, like, 1. 75. |
| [17:56.09] | But then " Smelly Cat"? |
| [17:59.79] | I got 25 cents and a condom. |
| [18:04.16] | So, you know, now I just feel really bad for " Smelly Cat." |
| [18:10.50] | Honey, I don' t think everybody gets " Smelly Cat." |
| [18:14.81] | I mean, if all you' ve ever actually had are healthy pets, then whoosh! |
| [18:21.85] | But it' s not even that, you know? |
| [18:24.42] | I used to do my songs because it made me happy. |
| [18:27.45] | Now it' s just all about the money, you know? |
| [18:34.02] | Well, people missed you in there. |
| [18:36.46] | In fact, there was actually a request for " Smelly Cat." |
| [18:40.00] | Really? From who? |
| [18:42.03] | Well, me. |
| [18:45.04] | And I know it' s not your big money song, but it' s my favorite. |
| [18:53.04] | Did I accidentally drop a condom in your case? |
| [19:00.65] | It' s kind of an emergency. |
| [19:04.02] | Here you go. Thanks a lot. |
| [19:05.72] | Hey, Christine! I got it! |
| [19:14.23] | I want to thank you for being there for me. |
| [19:17.33] | And I' m sorry I almost broke your hand. |
| [19:19.87] | That' s okay. I' m sorry I poisoned you. |
| [19:24.64] | Remember the time I jammed that pencil into your hand? |
| [19:28.21] | Remember it? What do you think this is, a freckle? |
| [19:33.48] | What about the time I hit you in the face with Sylvian' s pumpkin? |
| [19:37.52] | Remember when I stuck that broom in your spokes... |
| [19:40.32] | ... and you hit your head on the curb? |
| [19:44.23] | But I remember people telling me about it. |
| [19:48.40] | I hope Ben has a little sister. |
| [19:52.20] | And I hope she can kick his ass. |
| [19:55.74] | I' m gonna get a new BandAid. |
| [19:58.58] | How about the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken? |
| [20:02.25] | That was you? |
| [20:06.12] | They were infected. He wouldn' t have made it. |
| [20:13.36] | My little nephew. |
| [20:14.93] | Come here, little one! |
| [20:17.39] | There' s my little baby, Ben! |
| [20:25.30] | Hey, he' s not crying! |
| [20:31.44] | Hey, he' s not crying! |
| [20:39.88] | There' s still pie! |
| [20:42.92] | I' m here. I' m here. |
| [20:45.89] | How' s my little boy? |
| [20:48.33] | You want Daddy to change your diaper? I know, I know. |
| [20:53.33] | Did you have fun with Uncle Joey and Uncle Chandler today? |
| [20:58.14] | He rode the bus today. |
| [21:04.27] | Big boy riding the bus |
| [21:12.32] | How come it says, " Property of Human Services"? |
| [21:20.36] | You are gonna love this. |
| [21:23.69] | Can you hold Ben for a sec? |
| [21:26.10] | Come here. Come here. |
| [21:27.30] | Stay back! I' ve got kiwi! Run, Joey, run! |
| [21:36.11] | Smelly cat, smelly cat |
| [21:39.68] | What are they feeding you? |
| [21:42.58] | No, no. I' m sorry, it' s: |
| [21:43.78] | Smelly cat, smelly cat |
| [21:51.36] | Smelly cat, smelly cat |
| [21:55.69] | Better! |
| [21:56.93] | Much better. Good. |
| [21:58.23] | Don' t feel bad, because it' s a hard song. |
| [22:03.13] | You want to try it again? From the top? |
| [22:05.74] | There is no " top," all right? |
| [22:09.04] | That' s the beauty of " Smelly Cat." |
| [22:14.41] | Why don' t you just follow me. |
| [22:17.45] | Smelly cat, smelly cat |
| [22:21.29] | What are they feeding you? |
| [22:24.66] | Smelly cat, smelly cat |
| [22:28.00] | It' s not your fault |
| [22:31.90] | That' s too much. Sorry. |
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