| [01:03.-2] | Tongue? |
| [03:29.-4] | Good. |
| [05:31.-1] | All right. |
| [06:27.-3] | Abso-... |
| [07:10.-2] | He's gonna stay with Julie. |
| [08:23.-1] | Rachel first. |
| [09:12.-3] | Okay,let's do Julie. |
| [10:39.-4] | I just got back... |
| [11:47.-1] | -Let me get my coat. -Okay. No,hey! |
| [13:22.-4] | A lonely gray couch. |
| [13:54.-1] | I do not need to see it! |
| [15:02.-4] | It's "She's not Rachel"! |
| [16:20.-3] | Hey! Open up! Please? |
| [16:43.-4] | Number three: the way you play with your hair when you're nervous. |
| [17:03.-2] | Oh,yeah. |
| [19:15.-2] | Anyhow,here's your check. |
| [19:31.-1] | So it doesn't burn when you pee,does it? |
| [00:04.82] | Ross kissed me. |
| [00:07.32] | Oh,my God! Oh,my God! Oh,my God! |
| [00:09.82] | It was unbelievable! |
| [00:11.39] | Oh,my God! Oh,my God! Oh,my God! |
| [00:14.69] | Let's hear everything. |
| [00:16.43] | Monica,get the wine and unplug the phone. |
| [00:19.36] | Rachel,does this end well or do we need to get tissues? |
| [00:23.10] | It ended very well. |
| [00:26.20] | Do not start without me! Do not start without me! |
| [00:29.34] | Okay. All right. Let's hear about the kiss. |
| [00:32.18] | Was it a soft brush against your lips... |
| [00:34.78] | ...or was it a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing? |
| [00:38.88] | Well,at first it was really intense, you know? And then.... |
| [00:43.22] | Oh,God. And then we just sort of sunk into it. |
| [00:46.79] | So was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back? |
| [00:50.63] | No,actually,first they started out on my waist... |
| [00:54.37] | ...and then they slid up and were in my hair. |
| [01:00.27] | And... |
| [01:01.44] | ...then I kissed her. … |
| [01:04.08] | -Yeah. -Cool. |
| [01:53.16] | All right,check out this bad boy! |
| [01:55.53] | Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500-megabyte hard drive... 12MGRAM 500MG |
| [01:59.10] | ... built-in spreadsheet capabilities... |
| [02:01.10] | ...and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS. |
| [02:05.27] | What will you use it for? |
| [02:07.84] | Games and stuff. |
| [02:11.51] | There are no jobs. There are no jobs for me. |
| [02:14.41] | Oh,wait,here's one. |
| [02:16.92] | -Would you be willing to cook naked? -There's an ad for a naked chef? |
| [02:21.29] | No,but if you'll cook naked,then you might be willing to dance naked. |
| [02:26.26] | And then. |
| [02:31.43] | So how'd you make out last night? |
| [02:37.44] | That is funny. That is painfully funny. |
| [02:40.14] | No,wait,wait. … |
| [02:41.81] | Yeah,that's just painful. |
| [02:44.31] | Wait a minute. I thought last night was great. |
| [02:47.65] | Yeah,it was. But I get home... |
| [02:49.75] | ...and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table... |
| [02:53.25] | ...and I think, "My God! What am I doing?" |
| [02:55.79] | Here I am with Julie, this incredible,great woman... |
| [02:58.89] | ...who I care about and who cares about me... … |
| [03:01.83] | ...and I'm just throwing all that away? |
| [03:04.50] | You got all that from saline solution? |
| [03:08.00] | Wait. We're talking about Rachel. You and Rachel. |
| [03:11.50] | I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for 10 years. |
| [03:14.67] | But now I'm with Julie. |
| [03:16.64] | So it's like,me and Julie, me and Rachel. |
| [03:19.74] | Me and Julie,me and Rach |
| [03:22.48] | Rachel! Rachel. |
| [03:24.85] | -Hey,you. -How are you? |
| [03:27.29] | Good. How are you? |
| [03:30.36] | -Hi,honey. -Hi,Julie. Hi,Julie? |
| [03:33.76] | Julie! |
| [03:36.59] | How are you? |
| [03:37.66] | Good. |
| [03:39.33] | So everybody's here. |
| [03:41.87] | Everybody's good. |
| [03:46.67] | Were you gonna play something? |
| [03:49.14] | -Well,actually -Play it! |
| [03:53.28] | All right. |
| [03:55.15] | -Julie,I didn't know you wore lenses. -What? |
| [04:00.22] | Okay. Hi. |
| [04:02.00] | Hello. Hi. Okay. |
| [04:06.22] | This is a song about a love triangle... |
| [04:09.53] | ... between three people I made up. … |
| [04:15.40] | It's called "Two of Them Kissed Last Night." |
| [04:21.64] | There was a girl We'll call her Betty |
| [04:25.54] | And a guy Let's call him Neil |
| [04:29.55] | Now I can't stress This point too strongly |
| [04:33.59] | This story isn't real |
| [04:39.00] | Now our Neil must decide Who will be the girl that he casts aside |
| [04:44.00] | Will Betty be the one Who he loves truly |
| [04:46.40] | Or will it be the one Who we'll call Loolie |
| [04:53.37] | He must decide He must decide |
| [04:55.91] | Even though I made him up He must decide |
| [05:03.01] | Well,this is a nice resume. |
| [05:06.05] | Nice,nice,nice. |
| [05:08.52] | Muy impressivo. |
| [05:11.52] | Mr. Rastatter,what does this job entail? The ad wasn't clear. |
| [05:16.76] | Macholate. |
| [05:18.93] | -I'm sorry? -Macholate. |
| [05:20.47] | It's a synthetic chocolate substitute. |
| [05:25.94] | Go ahead,try a piece. |
| [05:27.74] | We think Macholate is even better than chocolate. |
| [05:41.29] | I love how it crumbles. |
| [05:43.82] | -You see,chocolate doesn't do that. -No,ma'am. |
| [05:47.83] | We should be getting our FDA approval any day now. |
| [05:52.40] | Hopefully,in time for Thanksgiving. |
| [05:55.10] | The way we see it, chocolate dominates... |
| [05:57.80] | ...your major food-preparation holidays. Easter,Christmas,what have you. … |
| [06:02.84] | But given the right marketing... |
| [06:05.14] | ...we can make Thanksgiving the Macholate holiday. … |
| [06:09.18] | Wow. |
| [06:11.12] | Aren't you gonna swallow that? |
| [06:13.69] | Just waiting for it to stop bubbling. |
| [06:16.32] | Isn't that great? |
| [06:20.29] | Well,anyhow... |
| [06:21.83] | ...we're looking for chefs who can create Thanksgiving recipes. … |
| [06:25.53] | You interested? |
| [06:29.27] | ... -lutely! … |
| [06:32.27] | I love creating recipes, I love Thanksgiving,and now... |
| [06:36.01] | ... I love Macholate. … |
| [06:37.44] | Really? |
| [06:38.71] | Especially that aftertaste. I tell you... |
| [06:41.61] | ...that'll last you till Christmas. … |
| [06:48.22] | How about Macholate mousse? |
| [06:50.19] | It's not... |
| [06:51.62] | ...very Thanksgiving-y. … |
| [06:53.66] | How about Pilgrim Macholate mousse? |
| [06:57.20] | What makes it Pilgrim? |
| [06:58.73] | We'll put buckles on it. |
| [07:04.07] | Did Ross call? |
| [07:05.54] | No,I'm sorry. |
| [07:07.64] | Why didn't he call? |
| [07:11.81] | He's gonna stay with her and she'll be: |
| [07:14.18] | "Hi,I'm Julie. Ross picked me. “ |
| [07:16.68] | We'll get married and have lots of kids and dig up stuff together!" “ |
| [07:22.42] | No offense,but that sounds nothing like her. |
| [07:28.03] | What am I gonna do? This is like a complete nightmare! |
| [07:32.26] | I know. This must be so hard. "Oh,no! Two women love me! |
| [07:37.74] | They're both gorgeous, my wallet's too small for my 50s... |
| [07:41.21] | ...and my diamond shoes are too tight!" … |
| [07:45.11] | -Here's a thought -Don't ever touch the computer. |
| [07:50.11] | Ross,listen. I got two words for you: |
| [07:53.18] | Threesome. |
| [07:58.29] | Let's get logical about this. We'll make a list. |
| [08:01.26] | "Rachel and Julie: Pros and Cons." “ |
| [08:07.90] | We'll put their names in different fonts... |
| [08:10.87] | ...and I can use different colors for each column. |
| [08:13.74] | Can't we use a pen? |
| [08:15.24] | No,Amish boy. |
| [08:19.04] | Let's start with the cons because they're more fun. |
| [08:24.82] | I don't know. |
| [08:26.48] | I mean.... |
| [08:27.92] | All right,I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes. |
| [08:32.89] | You could say that. |
| [08:36.46] | I guess,sometimes she's a little ditzy,you know? |
| [08:40.80] | And I've seen her be a little too into her looks. |
| [08:44.40] | And Julie and I have a lot in common... |
| [08:46.74] | ... because we're both paleontologists,right? … |
| [08:49.84] | But Rachel's just a waitress. |
| [08:51.91] | Waitress. |
| [08:53.85] | Got it. You guys want to play Doom? |
| [08:58.58] | Or we could keep doing this. |
| [09:02.42] | What else? |
| [09:04.26] | I don't know. |
| [09:07.63] | Oh! Her ankles are a little chubby. |
| [09:13.60] | What's wrong with her? |
| [09:18.54] | She's not Rachel. |
| [09:23.94] | This is pumpkin pie with a Macholate crust. |
| [09:27.04] | This is Macholate cranberry cake, and these are Macholate-chip cookies. |
| [09:31.05] | Just like the lndians served. |
| [09:36.69] | Oh,my God! |
| [09:37.89] | "Oh,my God" good? |
| [09:39.06] | Oh,my God! I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth. |
| [09:43.76] | Sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like! |
| [09:53.47] | I tell you,it won't print. |
| [09:56.47] | I pressed that button,like,100 times. |
| [09:59.38] | For a hotline,you're not so hot. |
| [10:03.75] | What is that in the background? |
| [10:05.75] | Are you watching Star Trek? |
| [10:14.56] | So did you break Julie's heart? |
| [10:18.40] | It was horrible. She cried,I cried. She threw things,they hit me. |
| [10:25.77] | I did the right thing. |
| [10:27.24] | So Spock actually hugs his father? |
| [10:31.84] | Hey,do you guys have |
| [10:37.85] | Where you going? |
| [10:42.52] | ...from Julie's. … |
| [10:46.46] | No,no. |
| [10:47.79] | It's not what you think. |
| [10:49.83] | It's the other thing. |
| [10:58.44] | Well,what's the other thing? What do I think? |
| [11:03.84] | Well.... |
| [11:05.31] | He broke up with Julie! |
| [11:08.15] | Well,go hug her,for God's sakes! |
| [11:12.68] | Really? |
| [11:13.85] | Really. |
| [11:15.89] | It's always been you,Rach. |
| [11:18.02] | Oh,God. |
| [11:31.37] | Oh,this is good. |
| [11:33.17] | -This is really good. -I know. I know. |
| [11:35.51] | It's almost.... |
| [11:43.65] | What do you say we take a walk? Just us. Not them. |
| [11:50.42] | I'll get your coat. |
| [11:59.23] | He's going to get my coat. He's going to get my coat,Joey! |
| [12:02.90] | Joey,I can't believe this! This is unbelievable! |
| [12:07.24] | -What's that? -What? Nothing! |
| [12:11.84] | -I saw my name. What is it? -No,no,see? See? |
| [12:15.41] | It's printing! |
| [12:17.72] | It's printing! |
| [12:20.58] | Let me see! |
| [12:22.05] | Hey,someone order a coat? |
| [12:23.89] | Chandler wrote something about me and won't let me see. |
| [12:27.43] | He won't? He won't! |
| [12:31.26] | Because isn't that... |
| [12:33.10] | ...the short story you were writing? |
| [12:36.27] | Yes,it is a short story... |
| [12:38.74] | ...that I was writing. … |
| [12:40.20] | And I'm in it? Let me read it. |
| [12:42.31] | No! |
| [12:45.64] | -Come on! -Hey,why don't you read it to her? |
| [12:59.56] | All right. |
| [13:10.60] | "It was summer. |
| [13:14.47] | And it was hot. |
| [13:16.91] | Rachel was there. |
| [13:26.32] | 'Oh,look!' cried Ned. |
| [13:29.49] | And the kingdom was his forever. The end!" |
| [13:35.59] | That's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the world! |
| [13:40.13] | This isn't funny anymore. |
| [13:42.00] | There's something about me on that paper,and I want to see it. |
| [13:46.27] | No,you don't. |
| [13:49.84] | All right,fine. If you guys want to be children,that's fine. |
| [14:02.29] | What is this? |
| [14:03.52] | That is.... |
| [14:06.46] | What is this? |
| [14:07.53] | -Thank you. -Good luck. |
| [14:12.53] | Okay. Just remember how crazy I am about you,okay? |
| [14:16.30] | "Kind of ditzy"? “ |
| [14:18.37] | "Too into her looks"? “ |
| [14:21.07] | "Spoiled"? |
| [14:22.34] | A little spoiled. He was supposed to type "little," the idiot! |
| [14:27.38] | "Just a waitress"? “ |
| [14:30.51] | Now that was.... |
| [14:32.68] | I mean,as opposed to.... |
| [14:36.32] | Okay,is this over yet? Rach? |
| [14:39.42] | I do not have chubby ankles! |
| [14:43.03] | No! I |
| [14:44.43] | Okay,look at the other side. Look at Julie's column. |
| [14:48.43] | "She's not Rachem"? “ |
| [14:51.37] | What the hell's a Rachem? |
| [14:53.07] | Is that a stupid paleontology word... |
| [14:55.34] | ... I wouldn't know, because I'm just a waitress? |
| [14:58.24] | Rach,come on! |
| [15:04.05] | She's not.... |
| [15:13.86] | My diary! Brilliant! |
| [15:15.43] | If I'd said it was my diary, she wouldn't have made me read it. |
| [15:19.46] | That's true. You'd be a great person to have around after an emergency. |
| [15:25.57] | I cannot believe Ross even made this list. |
| [15:28.14] | -I know. -What a dinkus! |
| [15:31.81] | Hey,cut him some slack. It was Chandler's idea. |
| [15:35.31] | What? |
| [15:36.81] | Oh,good. I was hoping that would come up. |
| [15:40.55] | This was your idea? |
| [15:42.15] | Let's get some perspective here. These things happen for a reason. |
| [15:46.79] | Yeah. You! |
| [15:49.89] | Pheebs,back me up. You believe in that karma crap,don't you? |
| [15:54.83] | By the way,good luck in your next life as a dung beetle. |
| [16:16.02] | Rach! |
| [16:22.66] | When somebody does not buzz you in, Ross,that means,"Go away." |
| [16:26.80] | It doesn't mean, "Climb up the fire escape." |
| [16:29.27] | I just want to read you your "Pro List." |
| [16:32.30] | Not interested. |
| [16:35.44] | "Number one: the way you cry at game shows. |
| [16:39.18] | Number two: how much you love your friends. |
| [16:47.18] | Number four: how brave you are for starting your life over. |
| [16:51.29] | Number five: how great you are with Ben. |
| [16:54.63] | Number six: the way you smell." |
| [16:59.53] | What are you doing? |
| [17:01.13] | You want to open the window? |
| [17:05.57] | -What are you doing out there? -I'm.... |
| [17:08.17] | You must be freezing. You know what you need? |
| [17:10.87] | How about a nice,steaming cup of hot Macholate? |
| [17:18.18] | Come on,open up. |
| [17:20.65] | Rach,come on. You gotta give me another chance. |
| [17:24.00] | No. |
| [17:25.89] | -No? -That's what I said. |
| [17:28.19] | Maybe we should go. |
| [17:29.53] | You don't have to go. We're done. |
| [17:31.83] | I know how you must |
| [17:33.56] | No! You don't,Ross. |
| [17:35.90] | Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. |
| [17:40.04] | How would you feel if the person you trusted most in the world... |
| [17:44.44] | ... not only thinks them too... |
| [17:46.34] | ... but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you. |
| [17:50.51] | No,but see,I want to be with you in spite of all those things. |
| [17:55.85] | Well,that's mighty big of you. |
| [17:58.76] | I said,don't go! |
| [18:03.43] | You know what? |
| [18:04.90] | If it were the other way around,there is nothing you could put on a list... |
| [18:09.93] | ...that would make me not want to be with you. … |
| [18:13.37] | Well,then I guess that's the difference between us. |
| [18:16.77] | See,I'd never make a list. |
| [18:34.93] | I never know how long to wait in this situation before you can talk. |
| [18:41.60] | Maybe a little longer. |
| [18:48.57] | In these recipes, the quantities may seem unusual. |
| [18:51.91] | Like these coconut Macholate holiday nut bars? |
| [18:55.11] | I've indicated four cups of coconut and four cups of nuts... |
| [18:58.42] | ...and only one tablespoon of Macholate. … |
| [19:02.82] | Doesn't matter. |
| [19:05.36] | Our FDA approval didn't come through. |
| [19:08.09] | Something about laboratory rats. |
| [19:12.13] | Gosh,I'm sorry. |
| [19:13.36] | Yeah. |
| [19:18.10] | Thank you for all the trouble you went through. |
| [19:20.94] | Listen,you didn't eat a lot of it while you were cooking,did you? |
| [19:25.18] | Well,I ate some. |
| [19:26.88] | Oh,some is fine. Some is not a lot. |
| [19:51.87] | Is that him again? |
| [19:53.50] | Tell him I'd come to the phone, but my ankles are weighing me down. |
| [19:59.81] | I don't think this is the best time. |
| [20:02.18] | Look,can you do something for me? |
| [20:05.32] | Sure. What? |
| [20:10.65] | All right. |
| [20:15.23] | Music? |
| [20:17.03] | Sure. |
| [20:25.17] | The next one's dedicated to Rachel from Ross. |
| [20:28.37] | Rachel,he wants you to know he's sorry for what he did... |
| [20:31.44] | ...and he hopes you can forgive him. … |
| [20:34.61] | See the stones set in your eyes |
| [20:39.22] | See the thorn twist in your side |
| [20:43.75] | I'll wait for you |
| [20:52.53] | Sleight of hand and twist of fate |
| [20:56.53] | On a bed of nails she makes me wait |
| [21:01.47] | And I'll wait without you |
| [21:06.11] | We've just gotten a call from Rachel and she told us what Ross did. |
| [21:11.22] | It's pretty appalling. And,Ross,if you're listening... |
| [21:14.42] | ...I don't want to play your song anymore. … |
| [21:22.83] | Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? |
| [21:25.93] | Avery,Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car... |
| [21:28.57] | ...and she hopes you two will work it out. |
| [21:31.64] | There's a room where |
| [21:34.44] | I can go … |
| [21:38.08] | And tell my secrets to |
| [21:43.81] | In my room |
| [21:50.32] | In my room |
| [22:04.94] | Thanks for coming in again. |
| [22:07.14] | Not at all. I have no morals, and I need the cash. |
| [22:10.44] | It's like I'm looking in a mirror. |
| [22:13.48] | Anyway,they're called Fish-tachios. |
| [22:17.68] | They taste exactly like pistachios... |
| [22:20.52] | ... but they're made of reconstituted fish bits. |
| [22:24.02] | Here,try one. |
| [22:26.66] | -All right. -You're not allergic to anything? |
| [22:29.69] | Cat hair. |
| [22:30.73] | Oh,sorry. |
| [01:03.-2] | Tongue? |
| [03:29.-4] | Good. |
| [05:31.-1] | All right. |
| [06:27.-3] | Abso... |
| [07:10.-2] | He' s gonna stay with Julie. |
| [08:23.-1] | Rachel first. |
| [09:12.-3] | Okay, let' s do Julie. |
| [10:39.-4] | I just got back... |
| [11:47.-1] | Let me get my coat. Okay. No, hey! |
| [13:22.-4] | A lonely gray couch. |
| [13:54.-1] | I do not need to see it! |
| [15:02.-4] | It' s " She' s not Rachel"! |
| [16:20.-3] | Hey! Open up! Please? |
| [16:43.-4] | Number three: the way you play with your hair when you' re nervous. |
| [17:03.-2] | Oh, yeah. |
| [19:15.-2] | Anyhow, here' s your check. |
| [19:31.-1] | So it doesn' t burn when you pee, does it? |
| [00:04.82] | Ross kissed me. |
| [00:07.32] | Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
| [00:09.82] | It was unbelievable! |
| [00:11.39] | Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
| [00:14.69] | Let' s hear everything. |
| [00:16.43] | Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. |
| [00:19.36] | Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues? |
| [00:23.10] | It ended very well. |
| [00:26.20] | Do not start without me! Do not start without me! |
| [00:29.34] | Okay. All right. Let' s hear about the kiss. |
| [00:32.18] | Was it a soft brush against your lips... |
| [00:34.78] | ... or was it a " I gotta have you now" kind of thing? |
| [00:38.88] | Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then.... |
| [00:43.22] | Oh, God. And then we just sort of sunk into it. |
| [00:46.79] | So was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back? |
| [00:50.63] | No, actually, first they started out on my waist... |
| [00:54.37] | ... and then they slid up and were in my hair. |
| [01:00.27] | And... |
| [01:01.44] | ... then I kissed her. |
| [01:04.08] | Yeah. Cool. |
| [01:53.16] | All right, check out this bad boy! |
| [01:55.53] | Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500megabyte hard drive... 12MGRAM 500MG |
| [01:59.10] | ... builtin spreadsheet capabilities... |
| [02:01.10] | ... and a modem that transmits at over 28, 000 BPS. |
| [02:05.27] | What will you use it for? |
| [02:07.84] | Games and stuff. |
| [02:11.51] | There are no jobs. There are no jobs for me. |
| [02:14.41] | Oh, wait, here' s one. |
| [02:16.92] | Would you be willing to cook naked? There' s an ad for a naked chef? |
| [02:21.29] | No, but if you' ll cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. |
| [02:26.26] | And then. |
| [02:31.43] | So how' d you make out last night? |
| [02:37.44] | That is funny. That is painfully funny. |
| [02:40.14] | No, wait, wait. |
| [02:41.81] | Yeah, that' s just painful. |
| [02:44.31] | Wait a minute. I thought last night was great. |
| [02:47.65] | Yeah, it was. But I get home... |
| [02:49.75] | ... and I see Julie' s saline solution on my night table... |
| [02:53.25] | ... and I think, " My God! What am I doing?" |
| [02:55.79] | Here I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman... |
| [02:58.89] | ... who I care about and who cares about me... |
| [03:01.83] | ... and I' m just throwing all that away? |
| [03:04.50] | You got all that from saline solution? |
| [03:08.00] | Wait. We' re talking about Rachel. You and Rachel. |
| [03:11.50] | I' ve been dreaming about me and Rachel for 10 years. |
| [03:14.67] | But now I' m with Julie. |
| [03:16.64] | So it' s like, me and Julie, me and Rachel. |
| [03:19.74] | Me and Julie, me and Rach |
| [03:22.48] | Rachel! Rachel. |
| [03:24.85] | Hey, you. How are you? |
| [03:27.29] | Good. How are you? |
| [03:30.36] | Hi, honey. Hi, Julie. Hi, Julie? |
| [03:33.76] | Julie! |
| [03:36.59] | How are you? |
| [03:37.66] | Good. |
| [03:39.33] | So everybody' s here. |
| [03:41.87] | Everybody' s good. |
| [03:46.67] | Were you gonna play something? |
| [03:49.14] | Well, actually Play it! |
| [03:53.28] | All right. |
| [03:55.15] | Julie, I didn' t know you wore lenses. What? |
| [04:00.22] | Okay. Hi. |
| [04:02.00] | Hello. Hi. Okay. |
| [04:06.22] | This is a song about a love triangle... |
| [04:09.53] | ... between three people I made up. |
| [04:15.40] | It' s called " Two of Them Kissed Last Night." |
| [04:21.64] | There was a girl We' ll call her Betty |
| [04:25.54] | And a guy Let' s call him Neil |
| [04:29.55] | Now I can' t stress This point too strongly |
| [04:33.59] | This story isn' t real |
| [04:39.00] | Now our Neil must decide Who will be the girl that he casts aside |
| [04:44.00] | Will Betty be the one Who he loves truly |
| [04:46.40] | Or will it be the one Who we' ll call Loolie |
| [04:53.37] | He must decide He must decide |
| [04:55.91] | Even though I made him up He must decide |
| [05:03.01] | Well, this is a nice resume. |
| [05:06.05] | Nice, nice, nice. |
| [05:08.52] | Muy impressivo. |
| [05:11.52] | Mr. Rastatter, what does this job entail? The ad wasn' t clear. |
| [05:16.76] | Macholate. |
| [05:18.93] | I' m sorry? Macholate. |
| [05:20.47] | It' s a synthetic chocolate substitute. |
| [05:25.94] | Go ahead, try a piece. |
| [05:27.74] | We think Macholate is even better than chocolate. |
| [05:41.29] | I love how it crumbles. |
| [05:43.82] | You see, chocolate doesn' t do that. No, ma' am. |
| [05:47.83] | We should be getting our FDA approval any day now. |
| [05:52.40] | Hopefully, in time for Thanksgiving. |
| [05:55.10] | The way we see it, chocolate dominates... |
| [05:57.80] | ... your major foodpreparation holidays. Easter, Christmas, what have you. |
| [06:02.84] | But given the right marketing... |
| [06:05.14] | ... we can make Thanksgiving the Macholate holiday. |
| [06:09.18] | Wow. |
| [06:11.12] | Aren' t you gonna swallow that? |
| [06:13.69] | Just waiting for it to stop bubbling. |
| [06:16.32] | Isn' t that great? |
| [06:20.29] | Well, anyhow... |
| [06:21.83] | ... we' re looking for chefs who can create Thanksgiving recipes. |
| [06:25.53] | You interested? |
| [06:29.27] | ... lutely! |
| [06:32.27] | I love creating recipes, I love Thanksgiving, and now... |
| [06:36.01] | ... I love Macholate. |
| [06:37.44] | Really? |
| [06:38.71] | Especially that aftertaste. I tell you... |
| [06:41.61] | ... that' ll last you till Christmas. |
| [06:48.22] | How about Macholate mousse? |
| [06:50.19] | It' s not... |
| [06:51.62] | ... very Thanksgivingy. |
| [06:53.66] | How about Pilgrim Macholate mousse? |
| [06:57.20] | What makes it Pilgrim? |
| [06:58.73] | We' ll put buckles on it. |
| [07:04.07] | Did Ross call? |
| [07:05.54] | No, I' m sorry. |
| [07:07.64] | Why didn' t he call? |
| [07:11.81] | He' s gonna stay with her and she' ll be: |
| [07:14.18] | " Hi, I' m Julie. Ross picked me. " |
| [07:16.68] | We' ll get married and have lots of kids and dig up stuff together!" " |
| [07:22.42] | No offense, but that sounds nothing like her. |
| [07:28.03] | What am I gonna do? This is like a complete nightmare! |
| [07:32.26] | I know. This must be so hard. " Oh, no! Two women love me! |
| [07:37.74] | They' re both gorgeous, my wallet' s too small for my 50s... |
| [07:41.21] | ... and my diamond shoes are too tight!" |
| [07:45.11] | Here' s a thought Don' t ever touch the computer. |
| [07:50.11] | Ross, listen. I got two words for you: |
| [07:53.18] | Threesome. |
| [07:58.29] | Let' s get logical about this. We' ll make a list. |
| [08:01.26] | " Rachel and Julie: Pros and Cons." " |
| [08:07.90] | We' ll put their names in different fonts... |
| [08:10.87] | ... and I can use different colors for each column. |
| [08:13.74] | Can' t we use a pen? |
| [08:15.24] | No, Amish boy. |
| [08:19.04] | Let' s start with the cons because they' re more fun. |
| [08:24.82] | I don' t know. |
| [08:26.48] | I mean.... |
| [08:27.92] | All right, I guess you can say she' s a little spoiled sometimes. |
| [08:32.89] | You could say that. |
| [08:36.46] | I guess, sometimes she' s a little ditzy, you know? |
| [08:40.80] | And I' ve seen her be a little too into her looks. |
| [08:44.40] | And Julie and I have a lot in common... |
| [08:46.74] | ... because we' re both paleontologists, right? |
| [08:49.84] | But Rachel' s just a waitress. |
| [08:51.91] | Waitress. |
| [08:53.85] | Got it. You guys want to play Doom? |
| [08:58.58] | Or we could keep doing this. |
| [09:02.42] | What else? |
| [09:04.26] | I don' t know. |
| [09:07.63] | Oh! Her ankles are a little chubby. |
| [09:13.60] | What' s wrong with her? |
| [09:18.54] | She' s not Rachel. |
| [09:23.94] | This is pumpkin pie with a Macholate crust. |
| [09:27.04] | This is Macholate cranberry cake, and these are Macholatechip cookies. |
| [09:31.05] | Just like the lndians served. |
| [09:36.69] | Oh, my God! |
| [09:37.89] | " Oh, my God" good? |
| [09:39.06] | Oh, my God! I can' t believe you let me put this in my mouth. |
| [09:43.76] | Sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like! |
| [09:53.47] | I tell you, it won' t print. |
| [09:56.47] | I pressed that button, like, 100 times. |
| [09:59.38] | For a hotline, you' re not so hot. |
| [10:03.75] | What is that in the background? |
| [10:05.75] | Are you watching Star Trek? |
| [10:14.56] | So did you break Julie' s heart? |
| [10:18.40] | It was horrible. She cried, I cried. She threw things, they hit me. |
| [10:25.77] | I did the right thing. |
| [10:27.24] | So Spock actually hugs his father? |
| [10:31.84] | Hey, do you guys have |
| [10:37.85] | Where you going? |
| [10:42.52] | ... from Julie' s. |
| [10:46.46] | No, no. |
| [10:47.79] | It' s not what you think. |
| [10:49.83] | It' s the other thing. |
| [10:58.44] | Well, what' s the other thing? What do I think? |
| [11:03.84] | Well.... |
| [11:05.31] | He broke up with Julie! |
| [11:08.15] | Well, go hug her, for God' s sakes! |
| [11:12.68] | Really? |
| [11:13.85] | Really. |
| [11:15.89] | It' s always been you, Rach. |
| [11:18.02] | Oh, God. |
| [11:31.37] | Oh, this is good. |
| [11:33.17] | This is really good. I know. I know. |
| [11:35.51] | It' s almost.... |
| [11:43.65] | What do you say we take a walk? Just us. Not them. |
| [11:50.42] | I' ll get your coat. |
| [11:59.23] | He' s going to get my coat. He' s going to get my coat, Joey! |
| [12:02.90] | Joey, I can' t believe this! This is unbelievable! |
| [12:07.24] | What' s that? What? Nothing! |
| [12:11.84] | I saw my name. What is it? No, no, see? See? |
| [12:15.41] | It' s printing! |
| [12:17.72] | It' s printing! |
| [12:20.58] | Let me see! |
| [12:22.05] | Hey, someone order a coat? |
| [12:23.89] | Chandler wrote something about me and won' t let me see. |
| [12:27.43] | He won' t? He won' t! |
| [12:31.26] | Because isn' t that... |
| [12:33.10] | ... the short story you were writing? |
| [12:36.27] | Yes, it is a short story... |
| [12:38.74] | ... that I was writing. |
| [12:40.20] | And I' m in it? Let me read it. |
| [12:42.31] | No! |
| [12:45.64] | Come on! Hey, why don' t you read it to her? |
| [12:59.56] | All right. |
| [13:10.60] | " It was summer. |
| [13:14.47] | And it was hot. |
| [13:16.91] | Rachel was there. |
| [13:26.32] | ' Oh, look!' cried Ned. |
| [13:29.49] | And the kingdom was his forever. The end!" |
| [13:35.59] | That' s all you wrote? You' re the worst writer in the world! |
| [13:40.13] | This isn' t funny anymore. |
| [13:42.00] | There' s something about me on that paper, and I want to see it. |
| [13:46.27] | No, you don' t. |
| [13:49.84] | All right, fine. If you guys want to be children, that' s fine. |
| [14:02.29] | What is this? |
| [14:03.52] | That is.... |
| [14:06.46] | What is this? |
| [14:07.53] | Thank you. Good luck. |
| [14:12.53] | Okay. Just remember how crazy I am about you, okay? |
| [14:16.30] | " Kind of ditzy"? " |
| [14:18.37] | " Too into her looks"? " |
| [14:21.07] | " Spoiled"? |
| [14:22.34] | A little spoiled. He was supposed to type " little," the idiot! |
| [14:27.38] | " Just a waitress"? " |
| [14:30.51] | Now that was.... |
| [14:32.68] | I mean, as opposed to.... |
| [14:36.32] | Okay, is this over yet? Rach? |
| [14:39.42] | I do not have chubby ankles! |
| [14:43.03] | No! I |
| [14:44.43] | Okay, look at the other side. Look at Julie' s column. |
| [14:48.43] | " She' s not Rachem"? " |
| [14:51.37] | What the hell' s a Rachem? |
| [14:53.07] | Is that a stupid paleontology word... |
| [14:55.34] | ... I wouldn' t know, because I' m just a waitress? |
| [14:58.24] | Rach, come on! |
| [15:04.05] | She' s not.... |
| [15:13.86] | My diary! Brilliant! |
| [15:15.43] | If I' d said it was my diary, she wouldn' t have made me read it. |
| [15:19.46] | That' s true. You' d be a great person to have around after an emergency. |
| [15:25.57] | I cannot believe Ross even made this list. |
| [15:28.14] | I know. What a dinkus! |
| [15:31.81] | Hey, cut him some slack. It was Chandler' s idea. |
| [15:35.31] | What? |
| [15:36.81] | Oh, good. I was hoping that would come up. |
| [15:40.55] | This was your idea? |
| [15:42.15] | Let' s get some perspective here. These things happen for a reason. |
| [15:46.79] | Yeah. You! |
| [15:49.89] | Pheebs, back me up. You believe in that karma crap, don' t you? |
| [15:54.83] | By the way, good luck in your next life as a dung beetle. |
| [16:16.02] | Rach! |
| [16:22.66] | When somebody does not buzz you in, Ross, that means," Go away." |
| [16:26.80] | It doesn' t mean, " Climb up the fire escape." |
| [16:29.27] | I just want to read you your " Pro List." |
| [16:32.30] | Not interested. |
| [16:35.44] | " Number one: the way you cry at game shows. |
| [16:39.18] | Number two: how much you love your friends. |
| [16:47.18] | Number four: how brave you are for starting your life over. |
| [16:51.29] | Number five: how great you are with Ben. |
| [16:54.63] | Number six: the way you smell." |
| [16:59.53] | What are you doing? |
| [17:01.13] | You want to open the window? |
| [17:05.57] | What are you doing out there? I' m.... |
| [17:08.17] | You must be freezing. You know what you need? |
| [17:10.87] | How about a nice, steaming cup of hot Macholate? |
| [17:18.18] | Come on, open up. |
| [17:20.65] | Rach, come on. You gotta give me another chance. |
| [17:24.00] | No. |
| [17:25.89] | No? That' s what I said. |
| [17:28.19] | Maybe we should go. |
| [17:29.53] | You don' t have to go. We' re done. |
| [17:31.83] | I know how you must |
| [17:33.56] | No! You don' t, Ross. |
| [17:35.90] | Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. |
| [17:40.04] | How would you feel if the person you trusted most in the world... |
| [17:44.44] | ... not only thinks them too... |
| [17:46.34] | ... but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you. |
| [17:50.51] | No, but see, I want to be with you in spite of all those things. |
| [17:55.85] | Well, that' s mighty big of you. |
| [17:58.76] | I said, don' t go! |
| [18:03.43] | You know what? |
| [18:04.90] | If it were the other way around, there is nothing you could put on a list... |
| [18:09.93] | ... that would make me not want to be with you. |
| [18:13.37] | Well, then I guess that' s the difference between us. |
| [18:16.77] | See, I' d never make a list. |
| [18:34.93] | I never know how long to wait in this situation before you can talk. |
| [18:41.60] | Maybe a little longer. |
| [18:48.57] | In these recipes, the quantities may seem unusual. |
| [18:51.91] | Like these coconut Macholate holiday nut bars? |
| [18:55.11] | I' ve indicated four cups of coconut and four cups of nuts... |
| [18:58.42] | ... and only one tablespoon of Macholate. |
| [19:02.82] | Doesn' t matter. |
| [19:05.36] | Our FDA approval didn' t come through. |
| [19:08.09] | Something about laboratory rats. |
| [19:12.13] | Gosh, I' m sorry. |
| [19:13.36] | Yeah. |
| [19:18.10] | Thank you for all the trouble you went through. |
| [19:20.94] | Listen, you didn' t eat a lot of it while you were cooking, did you? |
| [19:25.18] | Well, I ate some. |
| [19:26.88] | Oh, some is fine. Some is not a lot. |
| [19:51.87] | Is that him again? |
| [19:53.50] | Tell him I' d come to the phone, but my ankles are weighing me down. |
| [19:59.81] | I don' t think this is the best time. |
| [20:02.18] | Look, can you do something for me? |
| [20:05.32] | Sure. What? |
| [20:10.65] | All right. |
| [20:15.23] | Music? |
| [20:17.03] | Sure. |
| [20:25.17] | The next one' s dedicated to Rachel from Ross. |
| [20:28.37] | Rachel, he wants you to know he' s sorry for what he did... |
| [20:31.44] | ... and he hopes you can forgive him. |
| [20:34.61] | See the stones set in your eyes |
| [20:39.22] | See the thorn twist in your side |
| [20:43.75] | I' ll wait for you |
| [20:52.53] | Sleight of hand and twist of fate |
| [20:56.53] | On a bed of nails she makes me wait |
| [21:01.47] | And I' ll wait without you |
| [21:06.11] | We' ve just gotten a call from Rachel and she told us what Ross did. |
| [21:11.22] | It' s pretty appalling. And, Ross, if you' re listening... |
| [21:14.42] | ... I don' t want to play your song anymore. |
| [21:22.83] | Why don' t we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? |
| [21:25.93] | Avery, Michelle' s sorry she hit you with her car... |
| [21:28.57] | ... and she hopes you two will work it out. |
| [21:31.64] | There' s a room where |
| [21:34.44] | I can go |
| [21:38.08] | And tell my secrets to |
| [21:43.81] | In my room |
| [21:50.32] | In my room |
| [22:04.94] | Thanks for coming in again. |
| [22:07.14] | Not at all. I have no morals, and I need the cash. |
| [22:10.44] | It' s like I' m looking in a mirror. |
| [22:13.48] | Anyway, they' re called Fishtachios. |
| [22:17.68] | They taste exactly like pistachios... |
| [22:20.52] | ... but they' re made of reconstituted fish bits. |
| [22:24.02] | Here, try one. |
| [22:26.66] | All right. You' re not allergic to anything? |
| [22:29.69] | Cat hair. |
| [22:30.73] | Oh, sorry. |
| [01:03.-2] | Tongue? |
| [03:29.-4] | Good. |
| [05:31.-1] | All right. |
| [06:27.-3] | Abso... |
| [07:10.-2] | He' s gonna stay with Julie. |
| [08:23.-1] | Rachel first. |
| [09:12.-3] | Okay, let' s do Julie. |
| [10:39.-4] | I just got back... |
| [11:47.-1] | Let me get my coat. Okay. No, hey! |
| [13:22.-4] | A lonely gray couch. |
| [13:54.-1] | I do not need to see it! |
| [15:02.-4] | It' s " She' s not Rachel"! |
| [16:20.-3] | Hey! Open up! Please? |
| [16:43.-4] | Number three: the way you play with your hair when you' re nervous. |
| [17:03.-2] | Oh, yeah. |
| [19:15.-2] | Anyhow, here' s your check. |
| [19:31.-1] | So it doesn' t burn when you pee, does it? |
| [00:04.82] | Ross kissed me. |
| [00:07.32] | Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
| [00:09.82] | It was unbelievable! |
| [00:11.39] | Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
| [00:14.69] | Let' s hear everything. |
| [00:16.43] | Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. |
| [00:19.36] | Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues? |
| [00:23.10] | It ended very well. |
| [00:26.20] | Do not start without me! Do not start without me! |
| [00:29.34] | Okay. All right. Let' s hear about the kiss. |
| [00:32.18] | Was it a soft brush against your lips... |
| [00:34.78] | ... or was it a " I gotta have you now" kind of thing? |
| [00:38.88] | Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then.... |
| [00:43.22] | Oh, God. And then we just sort of sunk into it. |
| [00:46.79] | So was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back? |
| [00:50.63] | No, actually, first they started out on my waist... |
| [00:54.37] | ... and then they slid up and were in my hair. |
| [01:00.27] | And... |
| [01:01.44] | ... then I kissed her. |
| [01:04.08] | Yeah. Cool. |
| [01:53.16] | All right, check out this bad boy! |
| [01:55.53] | Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500megabyte hard drive... 12MGRAM 500MG |
| [01:59.10] | ... builtin spreadsheet capabilities... |
| [02:01.10] | ... and a modem that transmits at over 28, 000 BPS. |
| [02:05.27] | What will you use it for? |
| [02:07.84] | Games and stuff. |
| [02:11.51] | There are no jobs. There are no jobs for me. |
| [02:14.41] | Oh, wait, here' s one. |
| [02:16.92] | Would you be willing to cook naked? There' s an ad for a naked chef? |
| [02:21.29] | No, but if you' ll cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. |
| [02:26.26] | And then. |
| [02:31.43] | So how' d you make out last night? |
| [02:37.44] | That is funny. That is painfully funny. |
| [02:40.14] | No, wait, wait. |
| [02:41.81] | Yeah, that' s just painful. |
| [02:44.31] | Wait a minute. I thought last night was great. |
| [02:47.65] | Yeah, it was. But I get home... |
| [02:49.75] | ... and I see Julie' s saline solution on my night table... |
| [02:53.25] | ... and I think, " My God! What am I doing?" |
| [02:55.79] | Here I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman... |
| [02:58.89] | ... who I care about and who cares about me... |
| [03:01.83] | ... and I' m just throwing all that away? |
| [03:04.50] | You got all that from saline solution? |
| [03:08.00] | Wait. We' re talking about Rachel. You and Rachel. |
| [03:11.50] | I' ve been dreaming about me and Rachel for 10 years. |
| [03:14.67] | But now I' m with Julie. |
| [03:16.64] | So it' s like, me and Julie, me and Rachel. |
| [03:19.74] | Me and Julie, me and Rach |
| [03:22.48] | Rachel! Rachel. |
| [03:24.85] | Hey, you. How are you? |
| [03:27.29] | Good. How are you? |
| [03:30.36] | Hi, honey. Hi, Julie. Hi, Julie? |
| [03:33.76] | Julie! |
| [03:36.59] | How are you? |
| [03:37.66] | Good. |
| [03:39.33] | So everybody' s here. |
| [03:41.87] | Everybody' s good. |
| [03:46.67] | Were you gonna play something? |
| [03:49.14] | Well, actually Play it! |
| [03:53.28] | All right. |
| [03:55.15] | Julie, I didn' t know you wore lenses. What? |
| [04:00.22] | Okay. Hi. |
| [04:02.00] | Hello. Hi. Okay. |
| [04:06.22] | This is a song about a love triangle... |
| [04:09.53] | ... between three people I made up. |
| [04:15.40] | It' s called " Two of Them Kissed Last Night." |
| [04:21.64] | There was a girl We' ll call her Betty |
| [04:25.54] | And a guy Let' s call him Neil |
| [04:29.55] | Now I can' t stress This point too strongly |
| [04:33.59] | This story isn' t real |
| [04:39.00] | Now our Neil must decide Who will be the girl that he casts aside |
| [04:44.00] | Will Betty be the one Who he loves truly |
| [04:46.40] | Or will it be the one Who we' ll call Loolie |
| [04:53.37] | He must decide He must decide |
| [04:55.91] | Even though I made him up He must decide |
| [05:03.01] | Well, this is a nice resume. |
| [05:06.05] | Nice, nice, nice. |
| [05:08.52] | Muy impressivo. |
| [05:11.52] | Mr. Rastatter, what does this job entail? The ad wasn' t clear. |
| [05:16.76] | Macholate. |
| [05:18.93] | I' m sorry? Macholate. |
| [05:20.47] | It' s a synthetic chocolate substitute. |
| [05:25.94] | Go ahead, try a piece. |
| [05:27.74] | We think Macholate is even better than chocolate. |
| [05:41.29] | I love how it crumbles. |
| [05:43.82] | You see, chocolate doesn' t do that. No, ma' am. |
| [05:47.83] | We should be getting our FDA approval any day now. |
| [05:52.40] | Hopefully, in time for Thanksgiving. |
| [05:55.10] | The way we see it, chocolate dominates... |
| [05:57.80] | ... your major foodpreparation holidays. Easter, Christmas, what have you. |
| [06:02.84] | But given the right marketing... |
| [06:05.14] | ... we can make Thanksgiving the Macholate holiday. |
| [06:09.18] | Wow. |
| [06:11.12] | Aren' t you gonna swallow that? |
| [06:13.69] | Just waiting for it to stop bubbling. |
| [06:16.32] | Isn' t that great? |
| [06:20.29] | Well, anyhow... |
| [06:21.83] | ... we' re looking for chefs who can create Thanksgiving recipes. |
| [06:25.53] | You interested? |
| [06:29.27] | ... lutely! |
| [06:32.27] | I love creating recipes, I love Thanksgiving, and now... |
| [06:36.01] | ... I love Macholate. |
| [06:37.44] | Really? |
| [06:38.71] | Especially that aftertaste. I tell you... |
| [06:41.61] | ... that' ll last you till Christmas. |
| [06:48.22] | How about Macholate mousse? |
| [06:50.19] | It' s not... |
| [06:51.62] | ... very Thanksgivingy. |
| [06:53.66] | How about Pilgrim Macholate mousse? |
| [06:57.20] | What makes it Pilgrim? |
| [06:58.73] | We' ll put buckles on it. |
| [07:04.07] | Did Ross call? |
| [07:05.54] | No, I' m sorry. |
| [07:07.64] | Why didn' t he call? |
| [07:11.81] | He' s gonna stay with her and she' ll be: |
| [07:14.18] | " Hi, I' m Julie. Ross picked me. " |
| [07:16.68] | We' ll get married and have lots of kids and dig up stuff together!" " |
| [07:22.42] | No offense, but that sounds nothing like her. |
| [07:28.03] | What am I gonna do? This is like a complete nightmare! |
| [07:32.26] | I know. This must be so hard. " Oh, no! Two women love me! |
| [07:37.74] | They' re both gorgeous, my wallet' s too small for my 50s... |
| [07:41.21] | ... and my diamond shoes are too tight!" |
| [07:45.11] | Here' s a thought Don' t ever touch the computer. |
| [07:50.11] | Ross, listen. I got two words for you: |
| [07:53.18] | Threesome. |
| [07:58.29] | Let' s get logical about this. We' ll make a list. |
| [08:01.26] | " Rachel and Julie: Pros and Cons." " |
| [08:07.90] | We' ll put their names in different fonts... |
| [08:10.87] | ... and I can use different colors for each column. |
| [08:13.74] | Can' t we use a pen? |
| [08:15.24] | No, Amish boy. |
| [08:19.04] | Let' s start with the cons because they' re more fun. |
| [08:24.82] | I don' t know. |
| [08:26.48] | I mean.... |
| [08:27.92] | All right, I guess you can say she' s a little spoiled sometimes. |
| [08:32.89] | You could say that. |
| [08:36.46] | I guess, sometimes she' s a little ditzy, you know? |
| [08:40.80] | And I' ve seen her be a little too into her looks. |
| [08:44.40] | And Julie and I have a lot in common... |
| [08:46.74] | ... because we' re both paleontologists, right? |
| [08:49.84] | But Rachel' s just a waitress. |
| [08:51.91] | Waitress. |
| [08:53.85] | Got it. You guys want to play Doom? |
| [08:58.58] | Or we could keep doing this. |
| [09:02.42] | What else? |
| [09:04.26] | I don' t know. |
| [09:07.63] | Oh! Her ankles are a little chubby. |
| [09:13.60] | What' s wrong with her? |
| [09:18.54] | She' s not Rachel. |
| [09:23.94] | This is pumpkin pie with a Macholate crust. |
| [09:27.04] | This is Macholate cranberry cake, and these are Macholatechip cookies. |
| [09:31.05] | Just like the lndians served. |
| [09:36.69] | Oh, my God! |
| [09:37.89] | " Oh, my God" good? |
| [09:39.06] | Oh, my God! I can' t believe you let me put this in my mouth. |
| [09:43.76] | Sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like! |
| [09:53.47] | I tell you, it won' t print. |
| [09:56.47] | I pressed that button, like, 100 times. |
| [09:59.38] | For a hotline, you' re not so hot. |
| [10:03.75] | What is that in the background? |
| [10:05.75] | Are you watching Star Trek? |
| [10:14.56] | So did you break Julie' s heart? |
| [10:18.40] | It was horrible. She cried, I cried. She threw things, they hit me. |
| [10:25.77] | I did the right thing. |
| [10:27.24] | So Spock actually hugs his father? |
| [10:31.84] | Hey, do you guys have |
| [10:37.85] | Where you going? |
| [10:42.52] | ... from Julie' s. |
| [10:46.46] | No, no. |
| [10:47.79] | It' s not what you think. |
| [10:49.83] | It' s the other thing. |
| [10:58.44] | Well, what' s the other thing? What do I think? |
| [11:03.84] | Well.... |
| [11:05.31] | He broke up with Julie! |
| [11:08.15] | Well, go hug her, for God' s sakes! |
| [11:12.68] | Really? |
| [11:13.85] | Really. |
| [11:15.89] | It' s always been you, Rach. |
| [11:18.02] | Oh, God. |
| [11:31.37] | Oh, this is good. |
| [11:33.17] | This is really good. I know. I know. |
| [11:35.51] | It' s almost.... |
| [11:43.65] | What do you say we take a walk? Just us. Not them. |
| [11:50.42] | I' ll get your coat. |
| [11:59.23] | He' s going to get my coat. He' s going to get my coat, Joey! |
| [12:02.90] | Joey, I can' t believe this! This is unbelievable! |
| [12:07.24] | What' s that? What? Nothing! |
| [12:11.84] | I saw my name. What is it? No, no, see? See? |
| [12:15.41] | It' s printing! |
| [12:17.72] | It' s printing! |
| [12:20.58] | Let me see! |
| [12:22.05] | Hey, someone order a coat? |
| [12:23.89] | Chandler wrote something about me and won' t let me see. |
| [12:27.43] | He won' t? He won' t! |
| [12:31.26] | Because isn' t that... |
| [12:33.10] | ... the short story you were writing? |
| [12:36.27] | Yes, it is a short story... |
| [12:38.74] | ... that I was writing. |
| [12:40.20] | And I' m in it? Let me read it. |
| [12:42.31] | No! |
| [12:45.64] | Come on! Hey, why don' t you read it to her? |
| [12:59.56] | All right. |
| [13:10.60] | " It was summer. |
| [13:14.47] | And it was hot. |
| [13:16.91] | Rachel was there. |
| [13:26.32] | ' Oh, look!' cried Ned. |
| [13:29.49] | And the kingdom was his forever. The end!" |
| [13:35.59] | That' s all you wrote? You' re the worst writer in the world! |
| [13:40.13] | This isn' t funny anymore. |
| [13:42.00] | There' s something about me on that paper, and I want to see it. |
| [13:46.27] | No, you don' t. |
| [13:49.84] | All right, fine. If you guys want to be children, that' s fine. |
| [14:02.29] | What is this? |
| [14:03.52] | That is.... |
| [14:06.46] | What is this? |
| [14:07.53] | Thank you. Good luck. |
| [14:12.53] | Okay. Just remember how crazy I am about you, okay? |
| [14:16.30] | " Kind of ditzy"? " |
| [14:18.37] | " Too into her looks"? " |
| [14:21.07] | " Spoiled"? |
| [14:22.34] | A little spoiled. He was supposed to type " little," the idiot! |
| [14:27.38] | " Just a waitress"? " |
| [14:30.51] | Now that was.... |
| [14:32.68] | I mean, as opposed to.... |
| [14:36.32] | Okay, is this over yet? Rach? |
| [14:39.42] | I do not have chubby ankles! |
| [14:43.03] | No! I |
| [14:44.43] | Okay, look at the other side. Look at Julie' s column. |
| [14:48.43] | " She' s not Rachem"? " |
| [14:51.37] | What the hell' s a Rachem? |
| [14:53.07] | Is that a stupid paleontology word... |
| [14:55.34] | ... I wouldn' t know, because I' m just a waitress? |
| [14:58.24] | Rach, come on! |
| [15:04.05] | She' s not.... |
| [15:13.86] | My diary! Brilliant! |
| [15:15.43] | If I' d said it was my diary, she wouldn' t have made me read it. |
| [15:19.46] | That' s true. You' d be a great person to have around after an emergency. |
| [15:25.57] | I cannot believe Ross even made this list. |
| [15:28.14] | I know. What a dinkus! |
| [15:31.81] | Hey, cut him some slack. It was Chandler' s idea. |
| [15:35.31] | What? |
| [15:36.81] | Oh, good. I was hoping that would come up. |
| [15:40.55] | This was your idea? |
| [15:42.15] | Let' s get some perspective here. These things happen for a reason. |
| [15:46.79] | Yeah. You! |
| [15:49.89] | Pheebs, back me up. You believe in that karma crap, don' t you? |
| [15:54.83] | By the way, good luck in your next life as a dung beetle. |
| [16:16.02] | Rach! |
| [16:22.66] | When somebody does not buzz you in, Ross, that means," Go away." |
| [16:26.80] | It doesn' t mean, " Climb up the fire escape." |
| [16:29.27] | I just want to read you your " Pro List." |
| [16:32.30] | Not interested. |
| [16:35.44] | " Number one: the way you cry at game shows. |
| [16:39.18] | Number two: how much you love your friends. |
| [16:47.18] | Number four: how brave you are for starting your life over. |
| [16:51.29] | Number five: how great you are with Ben. |
| [16:54.63] | Number six: the way you smell." |
| [16:59.53] | What are you doing? |
| [17:01.13] | You want to open the window? |
| [17:05.57] | What are you doing out there? I' m.... |
| [17:08.17] | You must be freezing. You know what you need? |
| [17:10.87] | How about a nice, steaming cup of hot Macholate? |
| [17:18.18] | Come on, open up. |
| [17:20.65] | Rach, come on. You gotta give me another chance. |
| [17:24.00] | No. |
| [17:25.89] | No? That' s what I said. |
| [17:28.19] | Maybe we should go. |
| [17:29.53] | You don' t have to go. We' re done. |
| [17:31.83] | I know how you must |
| [17:33.56] | No! You don' t, Ross. |
| [17:35.90] | Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. |
| [17:40.04] | How would you feel if the person you trusted most in the world... |
| [17:44.44] | ... not only thinks them too... |
| [17:46.34] | ... but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you. |
| [17:50.51] | No, but see, I want to be with you in spite of all those things. |
| [17:55.85] | Well, that' s mighty big of you. |
| [17:58.76] | I said, don' t go! |
| [18:03.43] | You know what? |
| [18:04.90] | If it were the other way around, there is nothing you could put on a list... |
| [18:09.93] | ... that would make me not want to be with you. |
| [18:13.37] | Well, then I guess that' s the difference between us. |
| [18:16.77] | See, I' d never make a list. |
| [18:34.93] | I never know how long to wait in this situation before you can talk. |
| [18:41.60] | Maybe a little longer. |
| [18:48.57] | In these recipes, the quantities may seem unusual. |
| [18:51.91] | Like these coconut Macholate holiday nut bars? |
| [18:55.11] | I' ve indicated four cups of coconut and four cups of nuts... |
| [18:58.42] | ... and only one tablespoon of Macholate. |
| [19:02.82] | Doesn' t matter. |
| [19:05.36] | Our FDA approval didn' t come through. |
| [19:08.09] | Something about laboratory rats. |
| [19:12.13] | Gosh, I' m sorry. |
| [19:13.36] | Yeah. |
| [19:18.10] | Thank you for all the trouble you went through. |
| [19:20.94] | Listen, you didn' t eat a lot of it while you were cooking, did you? |
| [19:25.18] | Well, I ate some. |
| [19:26.88] | Oh, some is fine. Some is not a lot. |
| [19:51.87] | Is that him again? |
| [19:53.50] | Tell him I' d come to the phone, but my ankles are weighing me down. |
| [19:59.81] | I don' t think this is the best time. |
| [20:02.18] | Look, can you do something for me? |
| [20:05.32] | Sure. What? |
| [20:10.65] | All right. |
| [20:15.23] | Music? |
| [20:17.03] | Sure. |
| [20:25.17] | The next one' s dedicated to Rachel from Ross. |
| [20:28.37] | Rachel, he wants you to know he' s sorry for what he did... |
| [20:31.44] | ... and he hopes you can forgive him. |
| [20:34.61] | See the stones set in your eyes |
| [20:39.22] | See the thorn twist in your side |
| [20:43.75] | I' ll wait for you |
| [20:52.53] | Sleight of hand and twist of fate |
| [20:56.53] | On a bed of nails she makes me wait |
| [21:01.47] | And I' ll wait without you |
| [21:06.11] | We' ve just gotten a call from Rachel and she told us what Ross did. |
| [21:11.22] | It' s pretty appalling. And, Ross, if you' re listening... |
| [21:14.42] | ... I don' t want to play your song anymore. |
| [21:22.83] | Why don' t we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? |
| [21:25.93] | Avery, Michelle' s sorry she hit you with her car... |
| [21:28.57] | ... and she hopes you two will work it out. |
| [21:31.64] | There' s a room where |
| [21:34.44] | I can go |
| [21:38.08] | And tell my secrets to |
| [21:43.81] | In my room |
| [21:50.32] | In my room |
| [22:04.94] | Thanks for coming in again. |
| [22:07.14] | Not at all. I have no morals, and I need the cash. |
| [22:10.44] | It' s like I' m looking in a mirror. |
| [22:13.48] | Anyway, they' re called Fishtachios. |
| [22:17.68] | They taste exactly like pistachios... |
| [22:20.52] | ... but they' re made of reconstituted fish bits. |
| [22:24.02] | Here, try one. |
| [22:26.66] | All right. You' re not allergic to anything? |
| [22:29.69] | Cat hair. |
| [22:30.73] | Oh, sorry. |
| [00:04.82] | 罗斯亲了我 |
| [00:07.32] | 天啊… |
| [00:09.82] | 很不可思议吧 |
| [00:11.39] | 天啊… |
| [00:14.69] | 现在全部从实招来 |
| [00:16.43] | 摩妮卡，拔掉电话线拿酒来 |
| [00:19.36] | 瑞秋，结局好不好？ 我们需不需要面纸？ |
| [00:23.10] | 结局非常好 |
| [00:26.20] | 等我来再讲… |
| [00:29.34] | 先谈谈那个吻 |
| [00:32.18] | 是像轻拂过你嘴唇的轻吻呢… |
| [00:34.78] | 还是像… “我现在就要你”的那种吻呢 |
| [00:38.88] | 刚开始很热烈，然后… |
| [00:43.22] | 天啊，然后我们就完全沉醉了 |
| [00:46.79] | 他抱着你吗？ 还是说他的手在你的背上呢？ |
| [00:50.63] | 不，他的手开始时在我腰上 |
| [00:54.37] | 然后往上滑，最后落在我头发上 |
| [01:00.27] | 然后… |
| [01:01.44] | 然后我吻了她 |
| [01:03.-2] | 舌头？ |
| [01:04.08] | 对 酷 |
| [01:15.87] | 六人行 第2季 第08集 清单 |
| [01:53.16] | 各位，瞧瞧这个坏小子 |
| [01:55.53] | 的硬碟… |
| [01:59.10] | 里面还有内建试算表的功能… |
| [02:01.10] | 再加上传输速度 超过两万八BPS的数据机 |
| [02:05.27] | 你要用它来嘛啊？ |
| [02:07.84] | 玩游戏之类的 |
| [02:11.51] | 根本没有工作 没有适合我的工作 |
| [02:14.41] | 等一下，这边有一个 |
| [02:16.92] | 你愿意裸体做菜吗？ 有徵裸体厨师的广告？ |
| [02:21.29] | 没有，但你如果愿意裸体做菜 你或许会愿意裸体跳舞 |
| [02:26.26] | 然后… |
| [02:31.43] | 对了，昨晚亲得怎么样了？ |
| [02:37.44] | 那真风趣，风趣得很痛苦 |
| [02:40.14] | 不，等等… |
| [02:41.81] | 对，只是痛苦而已 |
| [02:44.31] | 我以为昨天晚上很棒耶 |
| [02:47.65] | 没错，是很棒 但是当我回到家… |
| [02:49.75] | 我看到茱莉的食盐水 放在我床边的桌上… |
| [02:53.25] | 我就想“老天啊 我到底在做什么呀？” |
| [02:55.79] | 我跟茱莉这么好的女人 在一起… |
| [02:58.89] | 彼此关怀珍惜… |
| [03:01.83] | 而我就那样抛弃一切吗？ |
| [03:04.50] | 一瓶食盐水可以讲那么多？ |
| [03:08.00] | 我们现在是在谈瑞秋 你跟瑞秋 |
| [03:11.50] | 我梦想我跟瑞秋一起 想了十年了 |
| [03:14.67] | 但现在我跟茱莉在一起 |
| [03:16.64] | 就好像我跟茱莉，我跟瑞秋 |
| [03:19.74] | 我跟茱莉，我跟瑞秋… |
| [03:22.48] | 瑞秋？瑞秋 |
| [03:24.85] | 你 你好吗？ |
| [03:27.29] | 很好，你呢？ |
| [03:29.-4] | 很好 |
| [03:30.36] | 亲爱的 茱莉，你好 |
| [03:33.76] | 茱莉… |
| [03:36.59] | 你好吗？ |
| [03:37.66] | 很好 |
| [03:39.33] | 大家都在 |
| [03:41.87] | 大家都很好 |
| [03:46.67] | 你不是要弹什么吗，菲比？ |
| [03:49.14] | 其实我没有… 弹啊 |
| [03:53.28] | 好 |
| [03:55.15] | 我不知道你戴隐形眼镜 什么？ |
| [04:00.22] | 好，嗨 |
| [04:02.00] | 哈罗，好，嗨 |
| [04:06.22] | 所以，这是一首关于一个… |
| [04:09.53] | 我乱编的三角恋爱故事的歌 |
| [04:15.40] | 叫做“昨晚两个接吻了” |
| [04:21.64] | 有个女孩，我们叫她贝蒂 |
| [04:25.54] | 有个男孩，咱们叫他尼尔 |
| [04:29.55] | 我再三强调这一点 |
| [04:33.59] | 这故事不是真的 |
| [04:39.00] | 现在尼尔必须决定 他要放弃哪一个 |
| [04:44.00] | 是那个他真心相爱的贝蒂 |
| [04:46.40] | 还是我们称为露莉的女孩 |
| [04:53.37] | 他必须决定，他必须决定 |
| [04:55.91] | 虽然他纯属虚构，他必须决定 |
| [05:03.01] | 你的资历很不错 |
| [05:06.05] | 不错… |
| [05:08.52] | 可以说非常的可观 |
| [05:11.52] | 这份工作到底是什么呢？ 广告写得很含糊 |
| [05:16.76] | 麻克力 |
| [05:18.93] | 什么？ 麻克力 |
| [05:20.47] | 一种完全人工的巧克力替代品 |
| [05:25.94] | 别客气，试一块 |
| [05:27.74] | 对，我们认为 麻克力比巧克力好吃的多了 |
| [05:31.-1] | 好 |
| [05:41.29] | 我爱这碎碎的感觉 |
| [05:43.82] | 巧克力不会这样 不会 |
| [05:47.83] | 反正呢，这个食品药物管理局 应该很快就会通过检验了 |
| [05:52.40] | 希望能够赶得上感恩节 |
| [05:55.10] | 照我们看来呢 巧克力已经… |
| [05:57.80] | 霸占了大部份跟大餐有关的 节日，复活节，圣诞节等 |
| [06:02.84] | 我们在想，只要行销搞好了… |
| [06:05.14] | 我们能让感恩节 成为麻克力节 |
| [06:09.18] | 哇 |
| [06:11.12] | 你不吞下去吗？ |
| [06:13.69] | 我只是在等泡泡停止 |
| [06:16.32] | 是不是很棒？ |
| [06:20.29] | 我们… |
| [06:21.83] | 在找几个厨师 来搞一些新感恩节食谱 |
| [06:25.53] | 这下你有兴趣吗？ |
| [06:27.-3] | 绝对… |
| [06:29.27] | 有 |
| [06:32.27] | 我爱创新食谱我爱感恩节 而现在呢… |
| [06:36.01] | 我爱麻克力 |
| [06:37.44] | 真的？ |
| [06:38.71] | 特别是那种口里的余味… |
| [06:41.61] | 可以缭绕到圣诞节 |
| [06:48.22] | 麻克力慕斯怎么样？ |
| [06:50.19] | 没什么… |
| [06:51.62] | 感恩节的味道 |
| [06:53.66] | 那感恩节善信慕斯呢？ |
| [06:57.20] | 哪里像善信啊？ |
| [06:58.73] | 放个大铁上去啊 |
| [07:04.07] | 罗斯来电话没？ |
| [07:05.54] | 没有，抱歉 |
| [07:07.64] | 他为什么不打来呢？ |
| [07:10.-2] | 他要跟茱莉在一起是不是？ |
| [07:11.81] | 他要跟她在一起 然后她会一副： |
| [07:14.18] | 我是茱莉，罗斯选我” |
| [07:16.68] | 我们要结婚，生一堆孩子” “然后全家一起去挖骨头” |
| [07:22.42] | 恕我冒犯，她不会这样讲的 |
| [07:28.03] | 我不知道该怎么办 这简直是一场恶梦 |
| [07:32.26] | 我知道，这一定很难受 “不，两个女人都爱我” |
| [07:37.74] | 两个都是旷世尤物 我的钱太多，皮包装不下… |
| [07:41.21] | 我的钻石鞋太紧了 |
| [07:45.11] | 我有一个办法，罗斯 别碰我的电脑，永远都别碰 |
| [07:50.11] | 罗斯，听着 我送你三个字： |
| [07:53.18] | 三人行 |
| [07:58.29] | 我们用理性来分析，好吗？ 我们来列个单子 |
| [08:01.26] | 瑞秋和茱莉，优缺点” |
| [08:07.90] | 名字用不同字型的粗体字 |
| [08:10.87] | 然后每一栏 可以用不同的颜色来写上 |
| [08:13.74] | 不能够用笔就好了吗？ |
| [08:15.24] | 不可以，原始人 |
| [08:19.04] | 我们就先从缺点开始 那比较好玩一点 |
| [08:23.-1] | 先列瑞秋 |
| [08:24.82] | 我不知道 |
| [08:26.48] | 我是说… |
| [08:27.92] | 好吧，我想你可以说她 有时候有一点娇纵 |
| [08:32.89] | 可以这么说 |
| [08:36.46] | 有时候…她有点像傻大姐 |
| [08:40.80] | 我觉得她有点太注重她的外表 |
| [08:44.40] | 茱莉跟我们有很多共同点… |
| [08:46.74] | 因为我们都是古生物学家 |
| [08:49.84] | 但是瑞秋她只是个女侍 |
| [08:51.91] | 女侍 |
| [08:53.85] | 好了 你们要玩“毁灭”吗？ |
| [08:58.58] | 我们也可以继续 |
| [09:02.42] | 还有呢？ |
| [09:04.26] | 我不知道 |
| [09:07.63] | 她的脚踝有一点胖 |
| [09:12.-3] | 换茱莉了 |
| [09:13.60] | 她有什么不好的？ |
| [09:18.54] | 她不是瑞秋 |
| [09:23.94] | 这是麻克力饼屑南瓜馅饼 |
| [09:27.04] | 这个是麻克力红莓蛋糕 而这些是麻克力饼干 |
| [09:31.05] | 跟印第安人的一样 |
| [09:36.69] | 天啊 |
| [09:37.89] | 天啊”很好？ |
| [09:39.06] | 天啊 我不敢相信你给我吃这个 |
| [09:43.76] | 这一定是万恶之味 |
| [09:53.47] | 我说这个玩意儿不能印 |
| [09:56.47] | 对，那个按钮我按了一百次了 |
| [09:59.38] | 对热线而言，你没有那么热 |
| [10:03.75] | 什么？我听到了什么？ |
| [10:05.75] | 你在看“星舰迷航记”？ |
| [10:14.56] | 你让茱莉心碎了吗？ |
| [10:18.40] | 是啊，好可怕，她哭，我也哭 她丢东西，打到了我 |
| [10:25.77] | 我这么做是对的 |
| [10:27.24] | 史巴克真的拥抱了他爸爸吗？ |
| [10:31.84] | 你们有没… |
| [10:37.85] | 你去哪儿了？ |
| [10:39.-4] | 我刚刚… |
| [10:42.52] | 从茱莉那边回来 |
| [10:46.46] | 不… |
| [10:47.79] | 不是你想的那样 |
| [10:49.83] | 是别的事 |
| [10:58.44] | 什么是别的事？ |
| [11:03.84] | 这个嘛… |
| [11:05.31] | 他跟茱莉分手了 |
| [11:08.15] | 老天在上，去抱抱她呀 |
| [11:12.68] | 真的？ |
| [11:13.85] | 真的 |
| [11:15.89] | 我爱的一直是你 |
| [11:18.02] | 天啊 |
| [11:31.37] | 这真好 |
| [11:33.17] | 这真的很好 我知道… |
| [11:35.51] | 几乎… |
| [11:43.65] | 我们出去走一走怎么样？ 就我们两个人 |
| [11:47.-1] | 好，我去拿外套 好，不… |
| [11:50.42] | 我帮你拿 |
| [11:59.23] | 他去帮我拿外套 他去帮我拿外套，乔伊 |
| [12:02.90] | 我真不敢相信 |
| [12:07.24] | 那是什么？ 什么？没什么 |
| [12:11.84] | 我看到我的名字，是什么？ 不，不，你看… |
| [12:15.41] | 在印了 |
| [12:17.72] | 在印了 |
| [12:20.58] | 那是什么嘛？给我看 |
| [12:22.05] | 有人订外套吗？ |
| [12:23.89] | 罗斯，钱德在电脑上 写了关于我的事还不让我看 |
| [12:27.43] | 他不… |
| [12:31.26] | 因为那是不是… |
| [12:33.10] | 你正在写的短篇故事 |
| [12:36.27] | 对，那是一篇我正在写的… |
| [12:38.74] | 短篇故事 |
| [12:40.20] | 里面有我？ 那让我看啊 |
| [12:42.31] | 不… |
| [12:45.64] | 好啦 干脆你念给她听好了 |
| [12:59.56] | 好吧 |
| [13:10.60] | 那个时候是夏天 |
| [13:14.47] | 天气很热 |
| [13:16.91] | 瑞秋在那里… |
| [13:22.-4] | 寂寞的灰沙发 |
| [13:26.32] | 奈德大叫“看啊” |
| [13:29.49] | 然后他就是永远的国王了 剧终 |
| [13:35.59] | 就这样？你只写了这样？ 你是全世界最烂的作家 |
| [13:40.13] | 好了，我不再觉得好玩了 |
| [13:42.00] | 那张纸上写了关于我的事情 而我想要看一看 |
| [13:46.27] | 不，不可以 |
| [13:49.84] | 好吧，你们要这么孩子气的话 没关系 |
| [13:54.-1] | 我根本就不需要看 |
| [14:02.29] | 这是什么？ |
| [14:03.52] | 这是… |
| [14:06.46] | 罗斯，这是什么？ |
| [14:07.53] | 谢谢 祝你好运 |
| [14:12.53] | 你只要记得我多为你疯狂 |
| [14:16.30] | 有点傻大姐”？ |
| [14:18.37] | 太注重外表”？ |
| [14:21.07] | 娇纵”？ |
| [14:22.34] | 是有一点娇纵 他应该加上“有一点”才对 |
| [14:27.38] | 只是个女侍？” |
| [14:30.51] | 那是… |
| [14:32.68] | 我是说，相对于… |
| [14:36.32] | 你念完了没有，瑞秋？ |
| [14:39.42] | 我的脚踝一点都不肥 |
| [14:43.03] | 不，瑞秋… |
| [14:44.43] | 好…你看另一边嘛 你看看茱莉那一栏 |
| [14:48.43] | 她不是瑞琪”？ |
| [14:51.37] | 瑞琪是什么东西啊 |
| [14:53.07] | 那是什么？因为我是女侍… |
| [14:55.34] | 而不懂得愚蠢古生物用语吗？ |
| [14:58.24] | 不，瑞秋，你不要这样 |
| [15:02.-4] | 是“她不是瑞秋” |
| [15:04.05] | 她不是… |
| [15:13.86] | 我的日记太聪明了 |
| [15:15.43] | 我应该说那是我的日记 她绝对不会逼我念我的日记 |
| [15:19.46] | 那倒是真的，你很适合在 紧急事件的第二天放马后炮 |
| [15:25.57] | 真不敢相信罗斯列了单子 |
| [15:28.14] | 我知道 简直浑蛋 |
| [15:31.81] | 放他一马吧 那是钱德的主意 |
| [15:35.31] | 什么？ |
| [15:36.81] | 很好，我正在希望你提呢 |
| [15:40.55] | 这是你的主意？ |
| [15:42.15] | 拜托，你们想一下 事出必有因 |
| [15:46.79] | 对，是你呀 |
| [15:49.89] | 菲菲，帮我一下，好吗？ 你相信宿命那套狗屁，对吧？ |
| [15:54.83] | 对，祝你下辈子当大便虫好运 |
| [16:16.02] | 瑞秋 |
| [16:20.-3] | 瑞秋，瑞秋，开门 |
| [16:22.66] | 当别人不开门让你进来的时候 那表示“走开” |
| [16:26.80] | 那并不表示请你爬防火梯上来 |
| [16:29.27] | 我只是想念一点 你的优点给你听 |
| [16:32.30] | 我不感兴趣 |
| [16:35.44] | 第一，你看游戏节目时会哭 |
| [16:39.18] | 第二，你对你朋友的感情 |
| [16:43.-4] | 第三，你紧张的时候 玩你头发的样子 |
| [16:47.18] | 第四，勇敢地开始你的新生活 |
| [16:51.29] | 第五，你很会逗小班 |
| [16:54.63] | 第六，还有你的香味 |
| [16:59.53] | 罗斯，你在干什么？ |
| [17:01.13] | 乔伊，帮我开窗，好不好？ |
| [17:03.-2] | 好呀，来 |
| [17:05.57] | 你在外面干什么？ 我…我… |
| [17:08.17] | 天啊，你一定冷死了 知道你需要什么吗？ |
| [17:10.87] | 来杯热腾腾的麻克力怎么样？ |
| [17:18.18] | 阿秋，开门 |
| [17:20.65] | 阿秋，别这样嘛 你再给我一次机会 |
| [17:24.00] | 不 |
| [17:25.89] | 不？ 不就是不 |
| [17:28.19] | 也许我们该离开一下 |
| [17:29.53] | 不，你们真的不用走 我们已经谈完了 |
| [17:31.83] | 拜托，我知道你一定… |
| [17:33.56] | 不，你不，罗斯 |
| [17:35.90] | 想像一下 你觉得自己最糟的地方 |
| [17:40.04] | 如果这个世界上 你最信任的人… |
| [17:44.44] | 不只也这样想 |
| [17:46.34] | 而且用来当做不跟你在一起的 理由，换了你会怎么样？ |
| [17:50.51] | 就算是那样 我还是想要跟你在一起 |
| [17:55.85] | 你真是宽宏大量，罗斯 |
| [17:58.76] | 我说，别走 |
| [18:03.43] | 你知道吗？ |
| [18:04.90] | 如果今天是你列单子… |
| [18:09.93] | 不管你在单子上头写些什么 都阻止不了我跟你在一起 |
| [18:13.37] | 我猜我们就是那一点不同 |
| [18:16.77] | 我绝对不会去列单子 |
| [18:34.93] | 每一次遇上这种情况 我都不知道要等多久才能开口 |
| [18:41.60] | 我再等一会儿好了 |
| [18:48.57] | 我其中的一些食谱用的 麻克力份量或许有点不寻常 |
| [18:51.91] | 像这个椰子麻克力干果棒 |
| [18:55.11] | 我上面写了四杯椰子 四杯碎干果… |
| [18:58.42] | 而只有一大匙的麻克力 |
| [19:02.82] | 没关系 |
| [19:05.36] | 食品药物管理局没有通过 |
| [19:08.09] | 实验室老鼠出了问题 |
| [19:12.13] | 天啊，真遗撼… |
| [19:13.36] | 是呀 |
| [19:15.-2] | 反正，这是给你的支票 |
| [19:18.10] | 还有谢谢你出了这么多力 |
| [19:20.94] | 你做的时候没有吃很多吧？ |
| [19:25.18] | 我吃了一些 |
| [19:26.88] | 一些，那还好 一些可以，一些不是很多 |
| [19:31.-1] | 那你尿尿的时候 没有灼痛的感觉吧？ |
| [19:51.87] | 又是他吗？ |
| [19:53.50] | 告诉他我很想去接 可是我脚踝太粗走不动 |
| [19:59.81] | 我想现在时机不对 |
| [20:02.18] | 你帮我一个忙，好不好？ |
| [20:05.32] | 当然，什么事？ |
| [20:10.65] | 好的 |
| [20:15.23] | 音乐？ |
| [20:17.03] | 没问题 |
| [20:25.17] | 下一首是 罗斯要点给瑞秋的歌曲 |
| [20:28.37] | 瑞秋，他要你知道 他为他的行为深感抱歉 |
| [20:31.44] | 希望你能从心里原谅他 |
| [20:34.61] | 看到你眼若冰霜 |
| [20:39.22] | 看到你浑身带刺 |
| [20:43.75] | 我会等你的 |
| [20:52.53] | 上天实在作弄人 |
| [20:56.53] | 她就让我苦苦的等 |
| [21:01.47] | 不论你是否在身旁，我会等的 |
| [21:06.11] | 我们刚接到瑞秋的电话 她告诉我们罗斯做了什么 |
| [21:11.22] | 真令人发指 罗斯，如果你在听… |
| [21:14.42] | 我不想再放你点的歌了 |
| [21:22.83] | 我们何不将时间 留给还有机会的情侣 |
| [21:25.93] | 艾佛 米雪很抱歉用她的车撞你 |
| [21:28.57] | 她希望你们能够解决问题 |
| [21:31.64] | 我有个房间… |
| [21:34.44] | 可以去 |
| [21:38.08] | 倾吐心中的秘密 |
| [21:43.81] | 在我房里 |
| [21:50.32] | 在我房里 |
| [22:04.94] | 谢谢你再度光临 |
| [22:07.14] | 不客气 我既无道德又需要钱 |
| [22:10.44] | 我们真是一丘之貉 |
| [22:13.48] | 这个东西叫做开心鱼 |
| [22:17.68] | 吃起来是跟开心果一样的… |
| [22:20.52] | 但主要是用鱼肉重新压制的… |
| [22:24.02] | 来，试试看 |
| [22:26.66] | 好吧 你没有什么过敏问题吧？ |
| [22:29.69] | 猫毛 |
| [22:30.73] | 抱歉 |
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