| [00:04.14] | Hey. - Hey. |
| [00:05.28] | Hold on a second. |
| [00:10.24] | Nice. Nice. |
| [00:12.46] | I got you something. |
| [00:13.89] | - What's this? - Eight hundred and twelve bucks. |
| [00:17.29] | I don't know what Big Leon told you, but it's a thousand... |
| [00:19.35] | ...if you want me for the whole night. |
| [00:22.79] | What is this for? - Well, I'm making money now. |
| [00:25.13] | And this is paying you back for headshots, electric bills... |
| [00:28.17] | ...and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. |
| [00:31.84] | I love you, man. - Well, thanks, man. |
| [00:32.69] | Now I can get my pony. |
| [00:37.10] | Hey. This is a little extra something for always being there for me. |
| [00:42.22] | Wow, I don't know what to say. |
| [00:50.32] | Wow, I don't know what to say. |
| [00:53.65] | Eh? What do you say? - I don't know. |
| [00:58.36] | It's a bracelet. |
| [00:59.57] | Isn't it? It's engraved too. Check it out. |
| [01:02.87] | "To my best bud."〝 |
| [01:09.76] | Thanks, best bud. |
| [01:11.91] | Put it on. - Oh. Now? |
| [01:16.98] | No, something this nice should be saved for a special occasion. |
| [01:19.67] | No, that's the beauty part. It goes with everything. |
| [01:23.78] | When you put this on, you're good to go. |
| [01:32.81] | You are so wearing that bracelet! |
| [01:36.74] | I so am! |
| [01:39.28] | Oh! Any idea what this will do for your *** life? |
| [01:42.28] | It'll probably slow it down at first... |
| [01:44.20] | ...but once I'm used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track. |
| [02:36.07] | This all looks good. - Great. |
| [02:38.47] | If I want to call for a reference on your last job? |
| [02:41.60] | Oh, that's there on the bottom, see? The manager, Chandler Bing? |
| [02:45.08] | All right. |
| [02:46.57] | Let's see if you're as good in person as you are on paper. Make me a salad. |
| [02:50.65] | A salad? I could do something more complicated. |
| [02:54.22] | No, just the salad will be fine. |
| [02:57.90] | You got it. |
| [02:59.14] | Now I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it. |
| [03:04.44] | All right. Well, I'm tearing the lettuce. |
| [03:07.85] | Uh-huh. Is it dirty? |
| [03:09.68] | Oh, no, no. I'm gonna wash it. |
| [03:11.18] | Don't. I like it dirty. |
| [03:16.34] | That's your call. |
| [03:17.93] | So, uh, what are you going to do next? |
| [03:21.91] | I thought that I'd cut up the tomatoes. |
| [03:24.05] | Are they firm? |
| [03:28.49] | They're alright. - You sure they haven't gone bad? |
| [03:31.05] | You sure they're not very, very bad? |
| [03:37.81] | Ahem. No, really, they're okay. |
| [03:39.72] | You gonna slice them up real nice? |
| [03:42.76] | I was going to do them julienne. |
| [03:47.34] | I'm out of here! |
| [03:56.97] | Hello? |
| [03:59.08] | Rachel's not here right now. Can I take a message? |
| [04:01.58] | All right. And how do we spell Casey? |
| [04:04.48] | Is it like "at the bat" or "and The Sunshine Band"? |
| [04:07.62] | Okay, bye-bye. |
| [04:11.20] | Hey, who's this Casey? |
| [04:13.27] | Some guy she met at the movies. |
| [04:15.61] | What does he want with her? |
| [04:17.01] | I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance... |
| [04:21.10] | ...you know, make a little love.. |
| [04:26.14] | Well, pretty much get down tonight. |
| [04:34.02] | I don't know. I don't... |
| [04:35.63] | I don't get it! Two months ago, Rachel and I were this close. |
| [04:39.68] | Now I'm taking messages from guys she meets at the movies? |
| [04:44.59] | I mean, this Casey should be taking down my messages, you know? |
| [04:47.37] | Or Rachel and I should be together... |
| [04:50.28] | ...and we should get some kind of message service. |
| [04:55.38] | Hang in there. It's gonna happen. |
| [04:57.88] | Now how do you know that? |
| [04:59.65] | Because she's your lobster. |
| [05:04.20] | Oh, she's going somewhere. |
| [05:08.50] | It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. |
| [05:12.50] | You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples... |
| [05:15.65] | ...walking around their tank, holding claws, like... |
| [05:24.83] | Hey, you feeling better? |
| [05:26.57] | Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me. |
| [05:30.46] | So do you have any other possibilities? |
| [05:32.91] | Yeah. There is the possibility that I won't make rent. |
| [05:36.38] | Monica, if you want, I can lend you money. |
| [05:38.47] | No, no. If I couldn't pay you back right away... |
| [05:41.30] | ...then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you. |
| [05:43.54] | Oh. Then why don't you borrow it from Mom and Dad? |
| [05:47.31] | You feel guilty and tense around them already. |
| [05:50.24] | Might as well make some money off of them. |
| [05:53.33] | The man's got a point. |
| [05:56.61] | What is that sparkly thing? |
| [06:04.02] | That thing? It's a, uh... |
| [06:05.14] | Yeah, it's a little flashy. |
| [06:07.13] | No, no. |
| [06:08.34] | No, no. It's not flashy. Not for a goodfella. |
| [06:14.18] | Man, that is sharp! That must have cost you quite a few doubloons. |
| [06:24.45] | _Hi. - Hi |
| [06:25.75] | - Hi, darling. MONICA: So what's this? |
| [06:27.04] | Some of your old stuff. |
| [06:28.65] | Well, sweetie, we have a surprise for you. |
| [06:32.51] | We're turning your room into a gym. |
| [06:36.23] | Wow, that is a surprise! |
| [06:38.69] | Just one little question. Why not Ross' room? |
| [06:41.44] | Gosh, we talked about that... |
| [06:42.73] | ...but your brother had so many science trophies, plaques, merit badges... |
| [06:47.82] | Well, we didn't want to disturb them. |
| [06:50.24] | God forbid! |
| [06:54.18] | |
| [06:55.98] | Hi, Rachel. Aww. |
| [06:58.07] | We were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up. |
| [07:01.40] | Well, they're just separated. You never know! We'll see. |
| [07:05.62] | I can't say any of us were surprised. |
| [07:09.89] | Your parents have been unhappy ever since we've known them. |
| [07:12.94] | - Oh. - Especially after that incident in Hawaii. |
| [07:15.77] | What? What incident? |
| [07:19.80] | Um, no, no. I must be thinking of someone else. |
| [07:23.36] | Maybe me! Ha! |
| [07:25.05] | Don't you have some folding to do? Go fold, dear. Fold. You fold. |
| [07:32.93] | _Want a refill |
| [07:38.48] | You gotta give me a second. I want to get this just right. |
| [07:42.08] | Ahem. |
| [07:45.83] | Dude, 11:00, totally hot babe checking you out. |
| [07:52.05] | That was really good. I think I'm ready for my ***** now. |
| [08:03.96] | I know what you're thinking. Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's. |
| [08:08.72] | - I'm Gail. - Chandler. |
| [08:10.08] | I... I really have to be somewhere, but it was nice meeting you. |
| [08:17.40] | |
| [08:25.03] | This is excellent! |
| [08:25.93] | He could've gotten me a VCR or a set of golf clubs. |
| [08:29.12] | But no! He has to get me the "woman repeller"! |
| [08:32.56] | The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap! |
| [08:36.26] | It's not that bad. - Easy for you to say. |
| [08:38.38] | You're not sporting a reject from the Mr. T collection! |
| [08:42.01] | Chandler. Chandler. |
| [08:43.16] | "I pity the fool that puts on my jewelry! I do! I do!〝 |
| [08:44.87] | I pity that fool..." Ay.〝 |
| [08:50.98] | Hey, man! We were just doing some impressions. |
| [08:53.91] | Do your Marcel Marceau. |
| [08:58.25] | That's actually good. |
| [09:07.91] | Would you look at that guy? |
| [09:09.70] | How long has he been talking to her? |
| [09:11.94] | It's like, back off, buddy! She's a waitress, not a geisha. |
| [09:17.11] | I think she's okay. |
| [09:19.92] | Look at that! See how she's pushing him away and he won't budge? |
| [09:24.46] | I'm gonna do something. |
| [09:27.74] | We'll get a condo right on the mountain. Ski in, ski out, it's great. |
| [09:32.52] | Excuse me? Are you Rachel? |
| [09:35.17] | |
| [09:38.59] | Ross Geller. |
| [09:39.89] | God, in your ad you said you were pretty, but wow! |
| [09:44.49] | What are you doing? |
| [09:45.85] | Oh, my God, is this the wrong day? |
| [09:49.87] | I don't believe it! |
| [09:53.42] | If it works out, we'll have something to tell the grandkids! |
| [09:54.82] | You sure will. |
| [09:57.40] | I've gotta go. |
| [09:59.45] | Take care. ROSS: Okay. |
| [10:00.51] | - See you later. RACHEL: Ohh. |
| [10:04.79] | You're welcome. |
| [10:07.09] | What? - I was saving you. |
| [10:10.32] | Saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man? |
| [10:14.77] | From where I was... - Okay, Ross, listen to me. |
| [10:17.19] | I am not yours to save. |
| [10:21.58] | But you are. - What? |
| [10:24.38] | Uh, well, um... You're my lobster. |
| [10:30.61] | Okay. Are you being the blind-date guy again? |
| [10:34.71] | No, you're my lobster. |
| [10:37.88] | See, um... Lobsters... |
| [10:40.38] | Uh, in the tank, when they're old... |
| [10:44.62] | ...they get with the... They walk around holding the claws. |
| [10:50.42] | In the tank! You know, with... |
| [10:52.77] | ...with the holding and... |
| [10:55.59] | Pheebs, you wanna help me with the lobster thing? |
| [10:58.51] | Do the claws again. |
| [11:02.62] | Rach, forget the lobsters, okay? |
| [11:05.55] | Let's talk... What about us? |
| [11:06.79] | Ross, there is no "us," okay? |
| [11:09.91] | No, but... - No! Listen to me! |
| [11:12.46] | I fell for you and I get clobbered. |
| [11:14.97] | You then fall for me and I again get clobbered. |
| [11:19.04] | I'm tired of being clobbered, you know? |
| [11:22.36] | It's just not worth it. |
| [11:24.23] | Well, but.. |
| [11:26.32] | No "but," Ross. |
| [11:28.11] | We are never gonna happen, okay? Accept that. |
| [11:31.99] | Except... Except that what? |
| [11:36.87] | No. No. |
| [11:39.92] | Accept that. |
| [11:52.66] | Hey, man! Look, it's my best bud! How you doing? |
| [11:57.78] | Wow. You're getting good at that Marcel Marceau thing. |
| [12:02.73] | What do you say we play some ball? You and me, huh? What do you say |
| [12:09.29] | Okay, that's my bad. |
| [12:12.11] | If you hated the bracelet, you should have just said so. |
| [12:15.59] | Doesn't the fact that I wore it... |
| [12:17.93] | ...say how much our friendship means to me? |
| [12:20.80] | What about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me? |
| [12:25.31] | Well, that's the part where I'm a wank. |
| [12:28.65] | I was hoping you wouldn't focus on that. |
| [12:31.82] | Come on, man! I said I was sorry a hundred times. |
| [12:34.92] | I promise, I will never take it off my... |
| [12:38.43] | ...wrist. |
| [12:42.86] | But if you want to stay in there and be mad... |
| [12:46.47] | ...you just, you stay in there. |
| [12:48.51] | You know what the... |
| [12:50.90] | I am here, on my knees... |
| [12:54.26] | ...holding up these couch cushions... |
| [12:57.01] | ...as a symbol of my sorrow and regret. |
| [13:00.95] | Much like they did in biblical times. |
| [13:04.27] | Though you may haveth anger now... |
| [13:11.30] | You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush. |
| [13:16.57] | I'm just saying! It's right there! |
| [13:19.53] | |
| [13:22.44] | Where's my grandson? You didn't bring him? |
| [13:24.58] | No. He's at Carol and Susan's today. |
| [13:27.64] | A woman in my office is a lesbian. |
| [13:31.47] | I'm just saying! |
| [13:34.23] | Jack, look! There's that house paint commercial that cracks you up! |
| [13:43.51] | - Where have you been? - Emotional hell.- |
| [13:45.75] | So did they lend you the money? |
| [13:47.44] | No, I haven't asked them yet. |
| [13:49.69] | Come on, Monica, do it. |
| [13:51.63] | Hey, you guys. |
| [13:53.35] | Monica has some news. |
| [13:56.71] | So listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before, but... |
| [14:01.59] | ...I'm no longer at my job. I had to leave it. |
| [14:05.43] | - Why? - Because they made me.- |
| [14:10.07] | You were fired? What are you gonna do? |
| [14:14.16] | Judy, relax. This is our little Harmonica we're talking about. |
| [14:18.65] | We taught her well. |
| [14:20.17] | Ten percent of your paycheck goes where? BOTH: In the bank. |
| [14:26.13] | So she dips into her savings. That's what it's there for. |
| [14:30.02] | She's gonna be fine. |
| [14:30.74] | If you need a little extra... |
| [14:32.34] | ...you know where to find it. |
| [14:34.67] | Anything larger back there? |
| [14:38.37] | I can't believe it! |
| [14:41.11] | Would you stop already? |
| [14:41.71] | Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay. |
| [14:44.89] | Oh, you're right. I should play in the hay. |
| [14:47.55] | For about the fact I just dropped $400 to replace a bracelet I hated to begin with. |
| [14:52.19] | Bring on the hay! |
| [14:54.42] | Hey! |
| [14:58.02] | I've got something that'll make you happy. |
| [15:00.31] | Guess what Gunther found? |
| [15:02.40] | _Ohh! |
| [15:04.75] | Hey, now you have two! |
| [15:07.94] | Oh, now you have two. |
| [15:12.69] | What am I gonna do? |
| [15:13.73] | Hey. |
| [15:13.83] | Hey. |
| [15:21.62] | How come you have two? |
| [15:23.51] | This one's for you. |
| [15:26.39] | Get out! - No, I can't. |
| [15:30.33] | I know how much this means to you... |
| [15:33.10] | ...and I also know this is about more than jewelry. |
| [15:35.46] | It's about you and me and the fact that we're "best buds." |
| [15:40.88] | Wow. Is this friendship? I think so! |
| [15:45.61] | Check it out! We're bracelet buddies! |
| [15:48.83] | That's what they'll call us! |
| [15:54.47] | Okay, here you go. Pay me back whenever you like. |
| [15:56.76] | You have dinosaur checks? |
| [15:59.32] | Yeah. You get your money and you learn something. |
| [16:03.45] | What's wrong with that? |
| [16:04.71] | Nothing. |
| [16:05.91] | Hey, you're a cheap-a-saurus! |
| [16:10.93] | I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Thank you, I'm very grateful. |
| [16:13.90] | Hey, Mon, what is this? |
| [16:17.14] | Oh, um... |
| [16:18.55] | That's my bathing suit from high school. I was a little bigger then. |
| [16:23.56] | Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rains. |
| [16:29.63] | Hey, what's on this videotape? |
| [16:30.86] | You got me. Let's put it in. |
| [16:36.97] | - Hi. - Hey.- |
| [16:44.00] | JUDY: Over here, Jack. Okay. |
| [16:46.50] | Rachel's coming up the path. |
| [16:48.66] | Doesn't she look pretty? Jack? |
| [16:50.65] | Can you get this? |
| [16:54.78] | Oh, my God! |
| [16:56.96] | What is with your nose? |
| [17:00.99] | They had to reduce it because of my deviated septum. |
| [17:05.44] | Okay, I was wrong. That's what they use to cover Connecticut. |
| [17:10.14] | - This is us getting ready for the prom. - Ah! |
| [17:14.34] | - We don't have to watch. - Yeah, we do.- |
| [17:15.91] | _Come on! RACHEL_ It's fun! |
| [17:18.14] | JUDY: Get a shot of Monica. |
| [17:20.98] | Where's Monica? MONICA: Over here, Dad! |
| [17:22.79] | JACK: Wait. How do you zoom out? |
| [17:26.67] | There she is! |
| [17:32.30] | Some girl ate Monica! |
| [17:36.23] | Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds. |
| [17:39.56] | So how many cameras are actually on you? |
| [17:45.59] | Oh, you look so great! |
| [17:47.94] | RACHEL: So do you! You look beautiful! |
| [17:51.19] | _Oops. RACHEL_ What |
| [17:53.38] | I think I got mayonnaise on you. |
| [17:54.69] | Oh, it's just the shoulder, not my dress. |
| [17:59.69] | JACK: Everybody smile! |
| [18:01.24] | Oh, Dad, turn it off! |
| [18:03.88] | JACK: It is off. - It is not! What's with the red light? |
| [18:07.81] | _It's the off light. Right, Ross |
| [18:18.07] | Looking good, Mr. Kotter. |
| [18:24.50] | You look pretty tonight. - Oh, thanks. |
| [18:30.46] | What are you doing this summer? - I'm gonna hang out... |
| [18:33.86] | ...work on my music. |
| [18:39.60] | Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down. |
| [18:49.53] | Let me see. I don't know. |
| [18:52.12] | What are you gonna do... |
| [18:54.21] | Oh! The guys are here! |
| [18:55.61] | This summer? |
| [18:56.92] | Work on your music? |
| [19:04.14] | RACHEL: Oh, my God! There's Roy Gublik! |
| [19:06.40] | You know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. |
| [19:10.49] | His name was in the paper. |
| [19:13.51] | Where's Chip? Why isn't he here yet? |
| [19:16.51] | He'll be here, okay? Take a chill pill. |
| [19:20.59] | There. |
| [19:26.76] | I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob. |
| [19:31.34] | I can't go to the prom without a date. I can't! It's too late! |
| [19:36.96] | If you're not going, then I don't want to go either. |
| [19:40.05] | Oh, I'm gonna kick Chip's ass! |
| [19:44.48] | I have a wonderful idea. |
| [19:46.34] | You should take Rachel to the prom. |
| [19:50.62] | Doubtful. |
| [19:51.80] | Jack, give me that. Talk to your son. |
| [19:56.52] | |
| [19:59.21] | Your mother's right. Take her. You can wear my tux. |
| [20:02.29] | She won't wanna go with me. |
| [20:03.98] | JACK: Of course she would! You're a college man! |
| [20:07.54] | |
| [20:09.53] | Don't you wanna find out? |
| [20:12.67] | I can't believe I can't go to the prom! |
| [20:15.39] | This is so harsh! |
| [20:21.34] | Hold my board. - Attaboy! Attaboy! |
| [20:25.13] | ROSS: I think we've seen enough. |
| [20:26.99] | Let's turn it off. - No, no, no! |
| [20:28.79] | Well, I'm not gonna watch. |
| [20:31.85] | Come on, kid. Let's go! |
| [20:35.68] | _My! Are you handsome! JACK_ Let's show them! |
| [20:39.68] | Just a sec, Dad. |
| [20:42.46] | Okay, be cool. Just be cool. |
| [20:54.37] | Okay, Dad. |
| [20:55.61] | Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining... |
| [20:59.65] | Oh, no. |
| [21:00.99] | MONICA: Bye! Don't wait up! |
| [21:03.25] | _Chip! |
| [21:06.84] | JUDY: Oh, dear! |
| [21:09.37] | Jack. How do I turn this off? |
| [21:10.83] | JACK: Press the button. |
| [21:12.53] | JUDY: Which one? Which button? Jack! |
| [21:13.97] | JACK: The button! The button! |
| [21:20.18] | I can't believe you did that. |
| [21:54.77] | See? He's her lobster! |
| [22:05.19] | JUDY: Dance with him! |
| [22:07.08] | Mom, I'm hungry! |
| [22:09.54] | JUDY: Dance with your father. |
| [22:10.89] | I don't know any of your flashdances, but I'm no slouch on the dance floor. |
| [22:15.66] | All right. |
| [22:23.19] | _Oh, Jack! JACK_ Oh, Judy! |
| [22:26.48] | _Oh, Judy! |
| [00:04.14] | Hey. Hey. |
| [00:05.28] | Hold on a second. |
| [00:10.24] | Nice. Nice. |
| [00:12.46] | I got you something. |
| [00:13.89] | What' s this? Eight hundred and twelve bucks. |
| [00:17.29] | I don' t know what Big Leon told you, but it' s a thousand... |
| [00:19.35] | ... if you want me for the whole night. |
| [00:22.79] | What is this for? Well, I' m making money now. |
| [00:25.13] | And this is paying you back for headshots, electric bills... |
| [00:28.17] | ... and so many slices of pizza I can' t even count. |
| [00:31.84] | I love you, man. Well, thanks, man. |
| [00:32.69] | Now I can get my pony. |
| [00:37.10] | Hey. This is a little extra something for always being there for me. |
| [00:42.22] | Wow, I don' t know what to say. |
| [00:50.32] | Wow, I don' t know what to say. |
| [00:53.65] | Eh? What do you say? I don' t know. |
| [00:58.36] | It' s a bracelet. |
| [00:59.57] | Isn' t it? It' s engraved too. Check it out. |
| [01:02.87] | " To my best bud." |
| [01:09.76] | Thanks, best bud. |
| [01:11.91] | Put it on. Oh. Now? |
| [01:16.98] | No, something this nice should be saved for a special occasion. |
| [01:19.67] | No, that' s the beauty part. It goes with everything. |
| [01:23.78] | When you put this on, you' re good to go. |
| [01:32.81] | You are so wearing that bracelet! |
| [01:36.74] | I so am! |
| [01:39.28] | Oh! Any idea what this will do for your life? |
| [01:42.28] | It' ll probably slow it down at first... |
| [01:44.20] | ... but once I' m used to the extra weight, I' ll be back on track. |
| [02:36.07] | This all looks good. Great. |
| [02:38.47] | If I want to call for a reference on your last job? |
| [02:41.60] | Oh, that' s there on the bottom, see? The manager, Chandler Bing? |
| [02:45.08] | All right. |
| [02:46.57] | Let' s see if you' re as good in person as you are on paper. Make me a salad. |
| [02:50.65] | A salad? I could do something more complicated. |
| [02:54.22] | No, just the salad will be fine. |
| [02:57.90] | You got it. |
| [02:59.14] | Now I want you to tell me what you' re doing while you' re doing it. |
| [03:04.44] | All right. Well, I' m tearing the lettuce. |
| [03:07.85] | Uhhuh. Is it dirty? |
| [03:09.68] | Oh, no, no. I' m gonna wash it. |
| [03:11.18] | Don' t. I like it dirty. |
| [03:16.34] | That' s your call. |
| [03:17.93] | So, uh, what are you going to do next? |
| [03:21.91] | I thought that I' d cut up the tomatoes. |
| [03:24.05] | Are they firm? |
| [03:28.49] | They' re alright. You sure they haven' t gone bad? |
| [03:31.05] | You sure they' re not very, very bad? |
| [03:37.81] | Ahem. No, really, they' re okay. |
| [03:39.72] | You gonna slice them up real nice? |
| [03:42.76] | I was going to do them julienne. |
| [03:47.34] | I' m out of here! |
| [03:56.97] | Hello? |
| [03:59.08] | Rachel' s not here right now. Can I take a message? |
| [04:01.58] | All right. And how do we spell Casey? |
| [04:04.48] | Is it like " at the bat" or " and The Sunshine Band"? |
| [04:07.62] | Okay, byebye. |
| [04:11.20] | Hey, who' s this Casey? |
| [04:13.27] | Some guy she met at the movies. |
| [04:15.61] | What does he want with her? |
| [04:17.01] | I' m guessing he wants to do a little dance... |
| [04:21.10] | ... you know, make a little love.. |
| [04:26.14] | Well, pretty much get down tonight. |
| [04:34.02] | I don' t know. I don' t... |
| [04:35.63] | I don' t get it! Two months ago, Rachel and I were this close. |
| [04:39.68] | Now I' m taking messages from guys she meets at the movies? |
| [04:44.59] | I mean, this Casey should be taking down my messages, you know? |
| [04:47.37] | Or Rachel and I should be together... |
| [04:50.28] | ... and we should get some kind of message service. |
| [04:55.38] | Hang in there. It' s gonna happen. |
| [04:57.88] | Now how do you know that? |
| [04:59.65] | Because she' s your lobster. |
| [05:04.20] | Oh, she' s going somewhere. |
| [05:08.50] | It' s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. |
| [05:12.50] | You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples... |
| [05:15.65] | ... walking around their tank, holding claws, like... |
| [05:24.83] | Hey, you feeling better? |
| [05:26.57] | Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me. |
| [05:30.46] | So do you have any other possibilities? |
| [05:32.91] | Yeah. There is the possibility that I won' t make rent. |
| [05:36.38] | Monica, if you want, I can lend you money. |
| [05:38.47] | No, no. If I couldn' t pay you back right away... |
| [05:41.30] | ... then I' d feel guilty and tense every time I saw you. |
| [05:43.54] | Oh. Then why don' t you borrow it from Mom and Dad? |
| [05:47.31] | You feel guilty and tense around them already. |
| [05:50.24] | Might as well make some money off of them. |
| [05:53.33] | The man' s got a point. |
| [05:56.61] | What is that sparkly thing? |
| [06:04.02] | That thing? It' s a, uh... |
| [06:05.14] | Yeah, it' s a little flashy. |
| [06:07.13] | No, no. |
| [06:08.34] | No, no. It' s not flashy. Not for a goodfella. |
| [06:14.18] | Man, that is sharp! That must have cost you quite a few doubloons. |
| [06:24.45] | _Hi. Hi |
| [06:25.75] | Hi, darling. MONICA: So what' s this? |
| [06:27.04] | Some of your old stuff. |
| [06:28.65] | Well, sweetie, we have a surprise for you. |
| [06:32.51] | We' re turning your room into a gym. |
| [06:36.23] | Wow, that is a surprise! |
| [06:38.69] | Just one little question. Why not Ross' room? |
| [06:41.44] | Gosh, we talked about that... |
| [06:42.73] | ... but your brother had so many science trophies, plaques, merit badges... |
| [06:47.82] | Well, we didn' t want to disturb them. |
| [06:50.24] | God forbid! |
| [06:54.18] | |
| [06:55.98] | Hi, Rachel. Aww. |
| [06:58.07] | We were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up. |
| [07:01.40] | Well, they' re just separated. You never know! We' ll see. |
| [07:05.62] | I can' t say any of us were surprised. |
| [07:09.89] | Your parents have been unhappy ever since we' ve known them. |
| [07:12.94] | Oh. Especially after that incident in Hawaii. |
| [07:15.77] | What? What incident? |
| [07:19.80] | Um, no, no. I must be thinking of someone else. |
| [07:23.36] | Maybe me! Ha! |
| [07:25.05] | Don' t you have some folding to do? Go fold, dear. Fold. You fold. |
| [07:32.93] | _Want a refill |
| [07:38.48] | You gotta give me a second. I want to get this just right. |
| [07:42.08] | Ahem. |
| [07:45.83] | Dude, 11: 00, totally hot babe checking you out. |
| [07:52.05] | That was really good. I think I' m ready for my now. |
| [08:03.96] | I know what you' re thinking. Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy' s. |
| [08:08.72] | I' m Gail. Chandler. |
| [08:10.08] | I... I really have to be somewhere, but it was nice meeting you. |
| [08:17.40] | |
| [08:25.03] | This is excellent! |
| [08:25.93] | He could' ve gotten me a VCR or a set of golf clubs. |
| [08:29.12] | But no! He has to get me the " woman repeller"! |
| [08:32.56] | The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap! |
| [08:36.26] | It' s not that bad. Easy for you to say. |
| [08:38.38] | You' re not sporting a reject from the Mr. T collection! |
| [08:42.01] | Chandler. Chandler. |
| [08:43.16] | " I pity the fool that puts on my jewelry! I do! I do! |
| [08:44.87] | I pity that fool..." Ay. |
| [08:50.98] | Hey, man! We were just doing some impressions. |
| [08:53.91] | Do your Marcel Marceau. |
| [08:58.25] | That' s actually good. |
| [09:07.91] | Would you look at that guy? |
| [09:09.70] | How long has he been talking to her? |
| [09:11.94] | It' s like, back off, buddy! She' s a waitress, not a geisha. |
| [09:17.11] | I think she' s okay. |
| [09:19.92] | Look at that! See how she' s pushing him away and he won' t budge? |
| [09:24.46] | I' m gonna do something. |
| [09:27.74] | We' ll get a condo right on the mountain. Ski in, ski out, it' s great. |
| [09:32.52] | Excuse me? Are you Rachel? |
| [09:35.17] | |
| [09:38.59] | Ross Geller. |
| [09:39.89] | God, in your ad you said you were pretty, but wow! |
| [09:44.49] | What are you doing? |
| [09:45.85] | Oh, my God, is this the wrong day? |
| [09:49.87] | I don' t believe it! |
| [09:53.42] | If it works out, we' ll have something to tell the grandkids! |
| [09:54.82] | You sure will. |
| [09:57.40] | I' ve gotta go. |
| [09:59.45] | Take care. ROSS: Okay. |
| [10:00.51] | See you later. RACHEL: Ohh. |
| [10:04.79] | You' re welcome. |
| [10:07.09] | What? I was saving you. |
| [10:10.32] | Saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man? |
| [10:14.77] | From where I was... Okay, Ross, listen to me. |
| [10:17.19] | I am not yours to save. |
| [10:21.58] | But you are. What? |
| [10:24.38] | Uh, well, um... You' re my lobster. |
| [10:30.61] | Okay. Are you being the blinddate guy again? |
| [10:34.71] | No, you' re my lobster. |
| [10:37.88] | See, um... Lobsters... |
| [10:40.38] | Uh, in the tank, when they' re old... |
| [10:44.62] | ... they get with the... They walk around holding the claws. |
| [10:50.42] | In the tank! You know, with... |
| [10:52.77] | ... with the holding and... |
| [10:55.59] | Pheebs, you wanna help me with the lobster thing? |
| [10:58.51] | Do the claws again. |
| [11:02.62] | Rach, forget the lobsters, okay? |
| [11:05.55] | Let' s talk... What about us? |
| [11:06.79] | Ross, there is no " us," okay? |
| [11:09.91] | No, but... No! Listen to me! |
| [11:12.46] | I fell for you and I get clobbered. |
| [11:14.97] | You then fall for me and I again get clobbered. |
| [11:19.04] | I' m tired of being clobbered, you know? |
| [11:22.36] | It' s just not worth it. |
| [11:24.23] | Well, but.. |
| [11:26.32] | No " but," Ross. |
| [11:28.11] | We are never gonna happen, okay? Accept that. |
| [11:31.99] | Except... Except that what? |
| [11:36.87] | No. No. |
| [11:39.92] | Accept that. |
| [11:52.66] | Hey, man! Look, it' s my best bud! How you doing? |
| [11:57.78] | Wow. You' re getting good at that Marcel Marceau thing. |
| [12:02.73] | What do you say we play some ball? You and me, huh? What do you say |
| [12:09.29] | Okay, that' s my bad. |
| [12:12.11] | If you hated the bracelet, you should have just said so. |
| [12:15.59] | Doesn' t the fact that I wore it... |
| [12:17.93] | ... say how much our friendship means to me? |
| [12:20.80] | What about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me? |
| [12:25.31] | Well, that' s the part where I' m a wank. |
| [12:28.65] | I was hoping you wouldn' t focus on that. |
| [12:31.82] | Come on, man! I said I was sorry a hundred times. |
| [12:34.92] | I promise, I will never take it off my... |
| [12:38.43] | ... wrist. |
| [12:42.86] | But if you want to stay in there and be mad... |
| [12:46.47] | ... you just, you stay in there. |
| [12:48.51] | You know what the... |
| [12:50.90] | I am here, on my knees... |
| [12:54.26] | ... holding up these couch cushions... |
| [12:57.01] | ... as a symbol of my sorrow and regret. |
| [13:00.95] | Much like they did in biblical times. |
| [13:04.27] | Though you may haveth anger now... |
| [13:11.30] | You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush. |
| [13:16.57] | I' m just saying! It' s right there! |
| [13:19.53] | |
| [13:22.44] | Where' s my grandson? You didn' t bring him? |
| [13:24.58] | No. He' s at Carol and Susan' s today. |
| [13:27.64] | A woman in my office is a lesbian. |
| [13:31.47] | I' m just saying! |
| [13:34.23] | Jack, look! There' s that house paint commercial that cracks you up! |
| [13:43.51] | Where have you been? Emotional hell. |
| [13:45.75] | So did they lend you the money? |
| [13:47.44] | No, I haven' t asked them yet. |
| [13:49.69] | Come on, Monica, do it. |
| [13:51.63] | Hey, you guys. |
| [13:53.35] | Monica has some news. |
| [13:56.71] | So listen, I' m sorry I didn' t tell you this before, but... |
| [14:01.59] | ... I' m no longer at my job. I had to leave it. |
| [14:05.43] | Why? Because they made me. |
| [14:10.07] | You were fired? What are you gonna do? |
| [14:14.16] | Judy, relax. This is our little Harmonica we' re talking about. |
| [14:18.65] | We taught her well. |
| [14:20.17] | Ten percent of your paycheck goes where? BOTH: In the bank. |
| [14:26.13] | So she dips into her savings. That' s what it' s there for. |
| [14:30.02] | She' s gonna be fine. |
| [14:30.74] | If you need a little extra... |
| [14:32.34] | ... you know where to find it. |
| [14:34.67] | Anything larger back there? |
| [14:38.37] | I can' t believe it! |
| [14:41.11] | Would you stop already? |
| [14:41.71] | Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay. |
| [14:44.89] | Oh, you' re right. I should play in the hay. |
| [14:47.55] | For about the fact I just dropped 400 to replace a bracelet I hated to begin with. |
| [14:52.19] | Bring on the hay! |
| [14:54.42] | Hey! |
| [14:58.02] | I' ve got something that' ll make you happy. |
| [15:00.31] | Guess what Gunther found? |
| [15:02.40] | _Ohh! |
| [15:04.75] | Hey, now you have two! |
| [15:07.94] | Oh, now you have two. |
| [15:12.69] | What am I gonna do? |
| [15:13.73] | Hey. |
| [15:13.83] | Hey. |
| [15:21.62] | How come you have two? |
| [15:23.51] | This one' s for you. |
| [15:26.39] | Get out! No, I can' t. |
| [15:30.33] | I know how much this means to you... |
| [15:33.10] | ... and I also know this is about more than jewelry. |
| [15:35.46] | It' s about you and me and the fact that we' re " best buds." |
| [15:40.88] | Wow. Is this friendship? I think so! |
| [15:45.61] | Check it out! We' re bracelet buddies! |
| [15:48.83] | That' s what they' ll call us! |
| [15:54.47] | Okay, here you go. Pay me back whenever you like. |
| [15:56.76] | You have dinosaur checks? |
| [15:59.32] | Yeah. You get your money and you learn something. |
| [16:03.45] | What' s wrong with that? |
| [16:04.71] | Nothing. |
| [16:05.91] | Hey, you' re a cheapasaurus! |
| [16:10.93] | I' m kidding, I' m kidding. Thank you, I' m very grateful. |
| [16:13.90] | Hey, Mon, what is this? |
| [16:17.14] | Oh, um... |
| [16:18.55] | That' s my bathing suit from high school. I was a little bigger then. |
| [16:23.56] | Oh, I thought that' s what they used to cover Connecticut when it rains. |
| [16:29.63] | Hey, what' s on this videotape? |
| [16:30.86] | You got me. Let' s put it in. |
| [16:36.97] | Hi. Hey. |
| [16:44.00] | JUDY: Over here, Jack. Okay. |
| [16:46.50] | Rachel' s coming up the path. |
| [16:48.66] | Doesn' t she look pretty? Jack? |
| [16:50.65] | Can you get this? |
| [16:54.78] | Oh, my God! |
| [16:56.96] | What is with your nose? |
| [17:00.99] | They had to reduce it because of my deviated septum. |
| [17:05.44] | Okay, I was wrong. That' s what they use to cover Connecticut. |
| [17:10.14] | This is us getting ready for the prom. Ah! |
| [17:14.34] | We don' t have to watch. Yeah, we do. |
| [17:15.91] | _Come on! RACHEL_ It' s fun! |
| [17:18.14] | JUDY: Get a shot of Monica. |
| [17:20.98] | Where' s Monica? MONICA: Over here, Dad! |
| [17:22.79] | JACK: Wait. How do you zoom out? |
| [17:26.67] | There she is! |
| [17:32.30] | Some girl ate Monica! |
| [17:36.23] | Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds. |
| [17:39.56] | So how many cameras are actually on you? |
| [17:45.59] | Oh, you look so great! |
| [17:47.94] | RACHEL: So do you! You look beautiful! |
| [17:51.19] | _Oops. RACHEL_ What |
| [17:53.38] | I think I got mayonnaise on you. |
| [17:54.69] | Oh, it' s just the shoulder, not my dress. |
| [17:59.69] | JACK: Everybody smile! |
| [18:01.24] | Oh, Dad, turn it off! |
| [18:03.88] | JACK: It is off. It is not! What' s with the red light? |
| [18:07.81] | _It' s the off light. Right, Ross |
| [18:18.07] | Looking good, Mr. Kotter. |
| [18:24.50] | You look pretty tonight. Oh, thanks. |
| [18:30.46] | What are you doing this summer? I' m gonna hang out... |
| [18:33.86] | ... work on my music. |
| [18:39.60] | Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down. |
| [18:49.53] | Let me see. I don' t know. |
| [18:52.12] | What are you gonna do... |
| [18:54.21] | Oh! The guys are here! |
| [18:55.61] | This summer? |
| [18:56.92] | Work on your music? |
| [19:04.14] | RACHEL: Oh, my God! There' s Roy Gublik! |
| [19:06.40] | You know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. |
| [19:10.49] | His name was in the paper. |
| [19:13.51] | Where' s Chip? Why isn' t he here yet? |
| [19:16.51] | He' ll be here, okay? Take a chill pill. |
| [19:20.59] | There. |
| [19:26.76] | I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob. |
| [19:31.34] | I can' t go to the prom without a date. I can' t! It' s too late! |
| [19:36.96] | If you' re not going, then I don' t want to go either. |
| [19:40.05] | Oh, I' m gonna kick Chip' s ass! |
| [19:44.48] | I have a wonderful idea. |
| [19:46.34] | You should take Rachel to the prom. |
| [19:50.62] | Doubtful. |
| [19:51.80] | Jack, give me that. Talk to your son. |
| [19:56.52] | |
| [19:59.21] | Your mother' s right. Take her. You can wear my tux. |
| [20:02.29] | She won' t wanna go with me. |
| [20:03.98] | JACK: Of course she would! You' re a college man! |
| [20:07.54] | |
| [20:09.53] | Don' t you wanna find out? |
| [20:12.67] | I can' t believe I can' t go to the prom! |
| [20:15.39] | This is so harsh! |
| [20:21.34] | Hold my board. Attaboy! Attaboy! |
| [20:25.13] | ROSS: I think we' ve seen enough. |
| [20:26.99] | Let' s turn it off. No, no, no! |
| [20:28.79] | Well, I' m not gonna watch. |
| [20:31.85] | Come on, kid. Let' s go! |
| [20:35.68] | _My! Are you handsome! JACK_ Let' s show them! |
| [20:39.68] | Just a sec, Dad. |
| [20:42.46] | Okay, be cool. Just be cool. |
| [20:54.37] | Okay, Dad. |
| [20:55.61] | Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining... |
| [20:59.65] | Oh, no. |
| [21:00.99] | MONICA: Bye! Don' t wait up! |
| [21:03.25] | _Chip! |
| [21:06.84] | JUDY: Oh, dear! |
| [21:09.37] | Jack. How do I turn this off? |
| [21:10.83] | JACK: Press the button. |
| [21:12.53] | JUDY: Which one? Which button? Jack! |
| [21:13.97] | JACK: The button! The button! |
| [21:20.18] | I can' t believe you did that. |
| [21:54.77] | See? He' s her lobster! |
| [22:05.19] | JUDY: Dance with him! |
| [22:07.08] | Mom, I' m hungry! |
| [22:09.54] | JUDY: Dance with your father. |
| [22:10.89] | I don' t know any of your flashdances, but I' m no slouch on the dance floor. |
| [22:15.66] | All right. |
| [22:23.19] | _Oh, Jack! JACK_ Oh, Judy! |
| [22:26.48] | _Oh, Judy! |
| [00:04.14] | Hey. Hey. |
| [00:05.28] | Hold on a second. |
| [00:10.24] | Nice. Nice. |
| [00:12.46] | I got you something. |
| [00:13.89] | What' s this? Eight hundred and twelve bucks. |
| [00:17.29] | I don' t know what Big Leon told you, but it' s a thousand... |
| [00:19.35] | ... if you want me for the whole night. |
| [00:22.79] | What is this for? Well, I' m making money now. |
| [00:25.13] | And this is paying you back for headshots, electric bills... |
| [00:28.17] | ... and so many slices of pizza I can' t even count. |
| [00:31.84] | I love you, man. Well, thanks, man. |
| [00:32.69] | Now I can get my pony. |
| [00:37.10] | Hey. This is a little extra something for always being there for me. |
| [00:42.22] | Wow, I don' t know what to say. |
| [00:50.32] | Wow, I don' t know what to say. |
| [00:53.65] | Eh? What do you say? I don' t know. |
| [00:58.36] | It' s a bracelet. |
| [00:59.57] | Isn' t it? It' s engraved too. Check it out. |
| [01:02.87] | " To my best bud." |
| [01:09.76] | Thanks, best bud. |
| [01:11.91] | Put it on. Oh. Now? |
| [01:16.98] | No, something this nice should be saved for a special occasion. |
| [01:19.67] | No, that' s the beauty part. It goes with everything. |
| [01:23.78] | When you put this on, you' re good to go. |
| [01:32.81] | You are so wearing that bracelet! |
| [01:36.74] | I so am! |
| [01:39.28] | Oh! Any idea what this will do for your life? |
| [01:42.28] | It' ll probably slow it down at first... |
| [01:44.20] | ... but once I' m used to the extra weight, I' ll be back on track. |
| [02:36.07] | This all looks good. Great. |
| [02:38.47] | If I want to call for a reference on your last job? |
| [02:41.60] | Oh, that' s there on the bottom, see? The manager, Chandler Bing? |
| [02:45.08] | All right. |
| [02:46.57] | Let' s see if you' re as good in person as you are on paper. Make me a salad. |
| [02:50.65] | A salad? I could do something more complicated. |
| [02:54.22] | No, just the salad will be fine. |
| [02:57.90] | You got it. |
| [02:59.14] | Now I want you to tell me what you' re doing while you' re doing it. |
| [03:04.44] | All right. Well, I' m tearing the lettuce. |
| [03:07.85] | Uhhuh. Is it dirty? |
| [03:09.68] | Oh, no, no. I' m gonna wash it. |
| [03:11.18] | Don' t. I like it dirty. |
| [03:16.34] | That' s your call. |
| [03:17.93] | So, uh, what are you going to do next? |
| [03:21.91] | I thought that I' d cut up the tomatoes. |
| [03:24.05] | Are they firm? |
| [03:28.49] | They' re alright. You sure they haven' t gone bad? |
| [03:31.05] | You sure they' re not very, very bad? |
| [03:37.81] | Ahem. No, really, they' re okay. |
| [03:39.72] | You gonna slice them up real nice? |
| [03:42.76] | I was going to do them julienne. |
| [03:47.34] | I' m out of here! |
| [03:56.97] | Hello? |
| [03:59.08] | Rachel' s not here right now. Can I take a message? |
| [04:01.58] | All right. And how do we spell Casey? |
| [04:04.48] | Is it like " at the bat" or " and The Sunshine Band"? |
| [04:07.62] | Okay, byebye. |
| [04:11.20] | Hey, who' s this Casey? |
| [04:13.27] | Some guy she met at the movies. |
| [04:15.61] | What does he want with her? |
| [04:17.01] | I' m guessing he wants to do a little dance... |
| [04:21.10] | ... you know, make a little love.. |
| [04:26.14] | Well, pretty much get down tonight. |
| [04:34.02] | I don' t know. I don' t... |
| [04:35.63] | I don' t get it! Two months ago, Rachel and I were this close. |
| [04:39.68] | Now I' m taking messages from guys she meets at the movies? |
| [04:44.59] | I mean, this Casey should be taking down my messages, you know? |
| [04:47.37] | Or Rachel and I should be together... |
| [04:50.28] | ... and we should get some kind of message service. |
| [04:55.38] | Hang in there. It' s gonna happen. |
| [04:57.88] | Now how do you know that? |
| [04:59.65] | Because she' s your lobster. |
| [05:04.20] | Oh, she' s going somewhere. |
| [05:08.50] | It' s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. |
| [05:12.50] | You know what? You can actually see old lobster couples... |
| [05:15.65] | ... walking around their tank, holding claws, like... |
| [05:24.83] | Hey, you feeling better? |
| [05:26.57] | Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me. |
| [05:30.46] | So do you have any other possibilities? |
| [05:32.91] | Yeah. There is the possibility that I won' t make rent. |
| [05:36.38] | Monica, if you want, I can lend you money. |
| [05:38.47] | No, no. If I couldn' t pay you back right away... |
| [05:41.30] | ... then I' d feel guilty and tense every time I saw you. |
| [05:43.54] | Oh. Then why don' t you borrow it from Mom and Dad? |
| [05:47.31] | You feel guilty and tense around them already. |
| [05:50.24] | Might as well make some money off of them. |
| [05:53.33] | The man' s got a point. |
| [05:56.61] | What is that sparkly thing? |
| [06:04.02] | That thing? It' s a, uh... |
| [06:05.14] | Yeah, it' s a little flashy. |
| [06:07.13] | No, no. |
| [06:08.34] | No, no. It' s not flashy. Not for a goodfella. |
| [06:14.18] | Man, that is sharp! That must have cost you quite a few doubloons. |
| [06:24.45] | _Hi. Hi |
| [06:25.75] | Hi, darling. MONICA: So what' s this? |
| [06:27.04] | Some of your old stuff. |
| [06:28.65] | Well, sweetie, we have a surprise for you. |
| [06:32.51] | We' re turning your room into a gym. |
| [06:36.23] | Wow, that is a surprise! |
| [06:38.69] | Just one little question. Why not Ross' room? |
| [06:41.44] | Gosh, we talked about that... |
| [06:42.73] | ... but your brother had so many science trophies, plaques, merit badges... |
| [06:47.82] | Well, we didn' t want to disturb them. |
| [06:50.24] | God forbid! |
| [06:54.18] | |
| [06:55.98] | Hi, Rachel. Aww. |
| [06:58.07] | We were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up. |
| [07:01.40] | Well, they' re just separated. You never know! We' ll see. |
| [07:05.62] | I can' t say any of us were surprised. |
| [07:09.89] | Your parents have been unhappy ever since we' ve known them. |
| [07:12.94] | Oh. Especially after that incident in Hawaii. |
| [07:15.77] | What? What incident? |
| [07:19.80] | Um, no, no. I must be thinking of someone else. |
| [07:23.36] | Maybe me! Ha! |
| [07:25.05] | Don' t you have some folding to do? Go fold, dear. Fold. You fold. |
| [07:32.93] | _Want a refill |
| [07:38.48] | You gotta give me a second. I want to get this just right. |
| [07:42.08] | Ahem. |
| [07:45.83] | Dude, 11: 00, totally hot babe checking you out. |
| [07:52.05] | That was really good. I think I' m ready for my now. |
| [08:03.96] | I know what you' re thinking. Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy' s. |
| [08:08.72] | I' m Gail. Chandler. |
| [08:10.08] | I... I really have to be somewhere, but it was nice meeting you. |
| [08:17.40] | |
| [08:25.03] | This is excellent! |
| [08:25.93] | He could' ve gotten me a VCR or a set of golf clubs. |
| [08:29.12] | But no! He has to get me the " woman repeller"! |
| [08:32.56] | The eyesore from the Liberace House of Crap! |
| [08:36.26] | It' s not that bad. Easy for you to say. |
| [08:38.38] | You' re not sporting a reject from the Mr. T collection! |
| [08:42.01] | Chandler. Chandler. |
| [08:43.16] | " I pity the fool that puts on my jewelry! I do! I do! |
| [08:44.87] | I pity that fool..." Ay. |
| [08:50.98] | Hey, man! We were just doing some impressions. |
| [08:53.91] | Do your Marcel Marceau. |
| [08:58.25] | That' s actually good. |
| [09:07.91] | Would you look at that guy? |
| [09:09.70] | How long has he been talking to her? |
| [09:11.94] | It' s like, back off, buddy! She' s a waitress, not a geisha. |
| [09:17.11] | I think she' s okay. |
| [09:19.92] | Look at that! See how she' s pushing him away and he won' t budge? |
| [09:24.46] | I' m gonna do something. |
| [09:27.74] | We' ll get a condo right on the mountain. Ski in, ski out, it' s great. |
| [09:32.52] | Excuse me? Are you Rachel? |
| [09:35.17] | |
| [09:38.59] | Ross Geller. |
| [09:39.89] | God, in your ad you said you were pretty, but wow! |
| [09:44.49] | What are you doing? |
| [09:45.85] | Oh, my God, is this the wrong day? |
| [09:49.87] | I don' t believe it! |
| [09:53.42] | If it works out, we' ll have something to tell the grandkids! |
| [09:54.82] | You sure will. |
| [09:57.40] | I' ve gotta go. |
| [09:59.45] | Take care. ROSS: Okay. |
| [10:00.51] | See you later. RACHEL: Ohh. |
| [10:04.79] | You' re welcome. |
| [10:07.09] | What? I was saving you. |
| [10:10.32] | Saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man? |
| [10:14.77] | From where I was... Okay, Ross, listen to me. |
| [10:17.19] | I am not yours to save. |
| [10:21.58] | But you are. What? |
| [10:24.38] | Uh, well, um... You' re my lobster. |
| [10:30.61] | Okay. Are you being the blinddate guy again? |
| [10:34.71] | No, you' re my lobster. |
| [10:37.88] | See, um... Lobsters... |
| [10:40.38] | Uh, in the tank, when they' re old... |
| [10:44.62] | ... they get with the... They walk around holding the claws. |
| [10:50.42] | In the tank! You know, with... |
| [10:52.77] | ... with the holding and... |
| [10:55.59] | Pheebs, you wanna help me with the lobster thing? |
| [10:58.51] | Do the claws again. |
| [11:02.62] | Rach, forget the lobsters, okay? |
| [11:05.55] | Let' s talk... What about us? |
| [11:06.79] | Ross, there is no " us," okay? |
| [11:09.91] | No, but... No! Listen to me! |
| [11:12.46] | I fell for you and I get clobbered. |
| [11:14.97] | You then fall for me and I again get clobbered. |
| [11:19.04] | I' m tired of being clobbered, you know? |
| [11:22.36] | It' s just not worth it. |
| [11:24.23] | Well, but.. |
| [11:26.32] | No " but," Ross. |
| [11:28.11] | We are never gonna happen, okay? Accept that. |
| [11:31.99] | Except... Except that what? |
| [11:36.87] | No. No. |
| [11:39.92] | Accept that. |
| [11:52.66] | Hey, man! Look, it' s my best bud! How you doing? |
| [11:57.78] | Wow. You' re getting good at that Marcel Marceau thing. |
| [12:02.73] | What do you say we play some ball? You and me, huh? What do you say |
| [12:09.29] | Okay, that' s my bad. |
| [12:12.11] | If you hated the bracelet, you should have just said so. |
| [12:15.59] | Doesn' t the fact that I wore it... |
| [12:17.93] | ... say how much our friendship means to me? |
| [12:20.80] | What about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me? |
| [12:25.31] | Well, that' s the part where I' m a wank. |
| [12:28.65] | I was hoping you wouldn' t focus on that. |
| [12:31.82] | Come on, man! I said I was sorry a hundred times. |
| [12:34.92] | I promise, I will never take it off my... |
| [12:38.43] | ... wrist. |
| [12:42.86] | But if you want to stay in there and be mad... |
| [12:46.47] | ... you just, you stay in there. |
| [12:48.51] | You know what the... |
| [12:50.90] | I am here, on my knees... |
| [12:54.26] | ... holding up these couch cushions... |
| [12:57.01] | ... as a symbol of my sorrow and regret. |
| [13:00.95] | Much like they did in biblical times. |
| [13:04.27] | Though you may haveth anger now... |
| [13:11.30] | You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush. |
| [13:16.57] | I' m just saying! It' s right there! |
| [13:19.53] | |
| [13:22.44] | Where' s my grandson? You didn' t bring him? |
| [13:24.58] | No. He' s at Carol and Susan' s today. |
| [13:27.64] | A woman in my office is a lesbian. |
| [13:31.47] | I' m just saying! |
| [13:34.23] | Jack, look! There' s that house paint commercial that cracks you up! |
| [13:43.51] | Where have you been? Emotional hell. |
| [13:45.75] | So did they lend you the money? |
| [13:47.44] | No, I haven' t asked them yet. |
| [13:49.69] | Come on, Monica, do it. |
| [13:51.63] | Hey, you guys. |
| [13:53.35] | Monica has some news. |
| [13:56.71] | So listen, I' m sorry I didn' t tell you this before, but... |
| [14:01.59] | ... I' m no longer at my job. I had to leave it. |
| [14:05.43] | Why? Because they made me. |
| [14:10.07] | You were fired? What are you gonna do? |
| [14:14.16] | Judy, relax. This is our little Harmonica we' re talking about. |
| [14:18.65] | We taught her well. |
| [14:20.17] | Ten percent of your paycheck goes where? BOTH: In the bank. |
| [14:26.13] | So she dips into her savings. That' s what it' s there for. |
| [14:30.02] | She' s gonna be fine. |
| [14:30.74] | If you need a little extra... |
| [14:32.34] | ... you know where to find it. |
| [14:34.67] | Anything larger back there? |
| [14:38.37] | I can' t believe it! |
| [14:41.11] | Would you stop already? |
| [14:41.71] | Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay. |
| [14:44.89] | Oh, you' re right. I should play in the hay. |
| [14:47.55] | For about the fact I just dropped 400 to replace a bracelet I hated to begin with. |
| [14:52.19] | Bring on the hay! |
| [14:54.42] | Hey! |
| [14:58.02] | I' ve got something that' ll make you happy. |
| [15:00.31] | Guess what Gunther found? |
| [15:02.40] | _Ohh! |
| [15:04.75] | Hey, now you have two! |
| [15:07.94] | Oh, now you have two. |
| [15:12.69] | What am I gonna do? |
| [15:13.73] | Hey. |
| [15:13.83] | Hey. |
| [15:21.62] | How come you have two? |
| [15:23.51] | This one' s for you. |
| [15:26.39] | Get out! No, I can' t. |
| [15:30.33] | I know how much this means to you... |
| [15:33.10] | ... and I also know this is about more than jewelry. |
| [15:35.46] | It' s about you and me and the fact that we' re " best buds." |
| [15:40.88] | Wow. Is this friendship? I think so! |
| [15:45.61] | Check it out! We' re bracelet buddies! |
| [15:48.83] | That' s what they' ll call us! |
| [15:54.47] | Okay, here you go. Pay me back whenever you like. |
| [15:56.76] | You have dinosaur checks? |
| [15:59.32] | Yeah. You get your money and you learn something. |
| [16:03.45] | What' s wrong with that? |
| [16:04.71] | Nothing. |
| [16:05.91] | Hey, you' re a cheapasaurus! |
| [16:10.93] | I' m kidding, I' m kidding. Thank you, I' m very grateful. |
| [16:13.90] | Hey, Mon, what is this? |
| [16:17.14] | Oh, um... |
| [16:18.55] | That' s my bathing suit from high school. I was a little bigger then. |
| [16:23.56] | Oh, I thought that' s what they used to cover Connecticut when it rains. |
| [16:29.63] | Hey, what' s on this videotape? |
| [16:30.86] | You got me. Let' s put it in. |
| [16:36.97] | Hi. Hey. |
| [16:44.00] | JUDY: Over here, Jack. Okay. |
| [16:46.50] | Rachel' s coming up the path. |
| [16:48.66] | Doesn' t she look pretty? Jack? |
| [16:50.65] | Can you get this? |
| [16:54.78] | Oh, my God! |
| [16:56.96] | What is with your nose? |
| [17:00.99] | They had to reduce it because of my deviated septum. |
| [17:05.44] | Okay, I was wrong. That' s what they use to cover Connecticut. |
| [17:10.14] | This is us getting ready for the prom. Ah! |
| [17:14.34] | We don' t have to watch. Yeah, we do. |
| [17:15.91] | _Come on! RACHEL_ It' s fun! |
| [17:18.14] | JUDY: Get a shot of Monica. |
| [17:20.98] | Where' s Monica? MONICA: Over here, Dad! |
| [17:22.79] | JACK: Wait. How do you zoom out? |
| [17:26.67] | There she is! |
| [17:32.30] | Some girl ate Monica! |
| [17:36.23] | Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds. |
| [17:39.56] | So how many cameras are actually on you? |
| [17:45.59] | Oh, you look so great! |
| [17:47.94] | RACHEL: So do you! You look beautiful! |
| [17:51.19] | _Oops. RACHEL_ What |
| [17:53.38] | I think I got mayonnaise on you. |
| [17:54.69] | Oh, it' s just the shoulder, not my dress. |
| [17:59.69] | JACK: Everybody smile! |
| [18:01.24] | Oh, Dad, turn it off! |
| [18:03.88] | JACK: It is off. It is not! What' s with the red light? |
| [18:07.81] | _It' s the off light. Right, Ross |
| [18:18.07] | Looking good, Mr. Kotter. |
| [18:24.50] | You look pretty tonight. Oh, thanks. |
| [18:30.46] | What are you doing this summer? I' m gonna hang out... |
| [18:33.86] | ... work on my music. |
| [18:39.60] | Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down. |
| [18:49.53] | Let me see. I don' t know. |
| [18:52.12] | What are you gonna do... |
| [18:54.21] | Oh! The guys are here! |
| [18:55.61] | This summer? |
| [18:56.92] | Work on your music? |
| [19:04.14] | RACHEL: Oh, my God! There' s Roy Gublik! |
| [19:06.40] | You know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. |
| [19:10.49] | His name was in the paper. |
| [19:13.51] | Where' s Chip? Why isn' t he here yet? |
| [19:16.51] | He' ll be here, okay? Take a chill pill. |
| [19:20.59] | There. |
| [19:26.76] | I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob. |
| [19:31.34] | I can' t go to the prom without a date. I can' t! It' s too late! |
| [19:36.96] | If you' re not going, then I don' t want to go either. |
| [19:40.05] | Oh, I' m gonna kick Chip' s ass! |
| [19:44.48] | I have a wonderful idea. |
| [19:46.34] | You should take Rachel to the prom. |
| [19:50.62] | Doubtful. |
| [19:51.80] | Jack, give me that. Talk to your son. |
| [19:56.52] | |
| [19:59.21] | Your mother' s right. Take her. You can wear my tux. |
| [20:02.29] | She won' t wanna go with me. |
| [20:03.98] | JACK: Of course she would! You' re a college man! |
| [20:07.54] | |
| [20:09.53] | Don' t you wanna find out? |
| [20:12.67] | I can' t believe I can' t go to the prom! |
| [20:15.39] | This is so harsh! |
| [20:21.34] | Hold my board. Attaboy! Attaboy! |
| [20:25.13] | ROSS: I think we' ve seen enough. |
| [20:26.99] | Let' s turn it off. No, no, no! |
| [20:28.79] | Well, I' m not gonna watch. |
| [20:31.85] | Come on, kid. Let' s go! |
| [20:35.68] | _My! Are you handsome! JACK_ Let' s show them! |
| [20:39.68] | Just a sec, Dad. |
| [20:42.46] | Okay, be cool. Just be cool. |
| [20:54.37] | Okay, Dad. |
| [20:55.61] | Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining... |
| [20:59.65] | Oh, no. |
| [21:00.99] | MONICA: Bye! Don' t wait up! |
| [21:03.25] | _Chip! |
| [21:06.84] | JUDY: Oh, dear! |
| [21:09.37] | Jack. How do I turn this off? |
| [21:10.83] | JACK: Press the button. |
| [21:12.53] | JUDY: Which one? Which button? Jack! |
| [21:13.97] | JACK: The button! The button! |
| [21:20.18] | I can' t believe you did that. |
| [21:54.77] | See? He' s her lobster! |
| [22:05.19] | JUDY: Dance with him! |
| [22:07.08] | Mom, I' m hungry! |
| [22:09.54] | JUDY: Dance with your father. |
| [22:10.89] | I don' t know any of your flashdances, but I' m no slouch on the dance floor. |
| [22:15.66] | All right. |
| [22:23.19] | _Oh, Jack! JACK_ Oh, Judy! |
| [22:26.48] | _Oh, Judy! |
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| [00:04.14] | 嘿 - 嘿 |
| [00:05.28] | 等我一下 |
| [00:10.24] | 厉害 、厉害 |
| [00:12.46] | 有东西要给你 |
| [00:13.89] | 这是什么？ - 812块钱 |
| [00:17.29] | 老鸨没告诉你吗？ 要一千 |
| [00:19.35] | 如果要我过一整夜的话 |
| [00:22.79] | 这是在干嘛啊？ - 哦，我现在有在赚钱了 |
| [00:25.13] | 这是要还你拍大头照的钱、电费 |
| [00:28.17] | 还有数不清的披萨的钱 |
| [00:31.84] | 我爱你，老兄 - 哦，谢了，老兄 |
| [00:32.69] | 这下子我可以买小马了 |
| [00:37.10] | 这是我小小的心意 谢谢你一直陪在我身边 |
| [00:42.22] | 哇！我不晓得该说什么才好 |
| [00:50.32] | 哇！我不晓得该说什么才好 |
| [00:53.65] | 你觉得怎样？ - 我不知道 |
| [00:58.36] | 这是一条手链 |
| [00:59.57] | 可不是吗？还有刻字 快看看 |
| [01:02.87] | 送给我的好兄弟〞 |
| [01:09.76] | 谢了，好兄弟 |
| [01:11.91] | 戴上去！ - 现在吗？ |
| [01:16.98] | 不，这种好货色应该留着 等重大场合才戴 |
| [01:19.67] | 不，最棒的就在这儿 这手链什么场合都能用 |
| [01:23.78] | 只要戴上去 就可风风光光的出门 |
| [01:32.81] | 你真适合戴手链 |
| [01:36.74] | 我真的咧 |
| [01:39.28] | 知道这种东东 会为你的性生活带来什么好处？ |
| [01:42.28] | 一开始可能会让我速度变慢… |
| [01:44.20] | 等我习惯这种重量之后 就可回归常轨 |
| [02:36.07] | 看起来都很棒 - 太好了 |
| [02:38.47] | 如果我想找人问问 你过去的工作表现呢？ |
| [02:41.60] | 就在那边 经理是钱德宾 |
| [02:45.08] | 好的 |
| [02:46.57] | 我们就来看看你本人有没有纸上写的那么好 给我做个沙拉 |
| [02:50.65] | 沙拉？ 我可以做更复杂的东西 |
| [02:54.22] | 不，沙拉就可以了 |
| [02:57.90] | 没问题 |
| [02:59.14] | 可是我要你一边做一边告诉我你正在做什么 |
| [03:04.44] | 好的 哦，我在撕莴苣 |
| [03:07.85] | 莴苣很脏吗？ |
| [03:09.68] | 放心好了，我会清洗的 |
| [03:11.18] | 不要，我喜欢脏脏的 |
| [03:16.34] | 悉听尊便了 |
| [03:17.93] | 你接下来要做什么呢？ |
| [03:21.91] | 我想我要切蕃茄 |
| [03:24.05] | 蕃茄很坚挺吗？ |
| [03:28.49] | 还可以 - 你确定没有变坏吗？ |
| [03:31.05] | 你确定 都没有很坏、很坏吗？ |
| [03:37.81] | 不，都可以啦 |
| [03:39.72] | 你会切片切得很好吗？ |
| [03:42.76] | 事实上，我打算切成丝状 |
| [03:47.34] | 我不干了 |
| [03:56.97] | 喂？ |
| [03:59.08] | 瑞秋不在 需要我转达什么吗？ |
| [04:01.58] | 是哪个凯西？ |
| [04:04.48] | 是《凯西出击》 或是《凯希阳光合唱团》那个？ |
| [04:07.62] | 好，再见 |
| [04:11.20] | 嘿，这个凯西是谁啊？ |
| [04:13.27] | 一个她看电影时遇到的家伙 |
| [04:15.61] | 他要找她干嘛？ |
| [04:17.01] | 我猜他想跟她跳点小舞 |
| [04:21.10] | 也就是去〝嘿咻一下〞 |
| [04:26.14] | 哦，也就等于是 〝上床〞去 |
| [04:34.02] | 我不晓得，我不… |
| [04:35.63] | 我不懂 两个月前，我跟瑞秋还很亲密 |
| [04:39.68] | 现在我却在帮一个 她看电影时遇到的家伙留话？ |
| [04:44.59] | 这个凯西才该帮我留言 你们知道吗？ |
| [04:47.37] | 瑞秋和我才应该在一起… |
| [04:50.28] | 然后我们一起请电话秘书 |
| [04:55.38] | 等等吧，会有那么一天的 |
| [04:57.88] | 你怎么知道？ |
| [04:59.65] | 因为她是你的龙虾 |
| [05:04.20] | 哦，她会说明的 |
| [05:08.50] | 龙虾都会爱上一生的伴侣 这是常识 |
| [05:12.50] | 知道吗？我们真的可以目睹 年老的龙虾夫妇… |
| [05:15.65] | 在他们的水槽里 钳子牵着钳子漫步，就像这样… |
| [05:24.83] | 有觉得好一点了吗？ |
| [05:26.57] | 我想洗到第五次 就可以把面试的记忆冲掉了 |
| [05:30.46] | 你还有别的机会吗？ |
| [05:32.91] | 我是有机会付不出房租 |
| [05:36.38] | 摩妮卡，如果你想要，我可以借你一点钱 |
| [05:38.47] | 不，不 如果我无法立刻还你钱 |
| [05:41.30] | 每次见到你 我就会感到充满罪恶感与压力 |
| [05:43.54] | 何不直接找爸爸妈妈借？ |
| [05:47.31] | 反正你在他们面前 已经充满罪恶感与压力了 |
| [05:50.24] | 何不顺便捞点钱出来 |
| [05:53.33] | 说的有理 |
| [05:56.61] | 那闪闪发亮的是什么东东？ |
| [06:04.02] | 这玩意儿？ |
| [06:05.14] | 对，是有点俗气 |
| [06:07.13] | 不，不会 |
| [06:08.34] | 不，不俗气的 黑帮戴正好 |
| [06:14.18] | 太正点了！ 你一定有给它〝闲〞很多钱吧？ |
| [06:24.45] | .嗨 - 嗨，亲爱的 |
| [06:25.75] | 这是什么？ |
| [06:27.04] | 你的一些旧东西 |
| [06:28.65] | 哦，亲爱的，我们要给你一个惊喜 |
| [06:32.51] | 我们要把你的房间变成健身房 |
| [06:36.23] | 哇，真是没想到！ |
| [06:38.69] | 容我问一下 干嘛不用罗斯的房间？ |
| [06:41.44] | 我们是有讨论过了… |
| [06:42.73] | 可是他有太多 科学类的奖杯、奖状、奖章这类的 |
| [06:47.82] | 我们不想去动到 |
| [06:50.24] | 万万不可 |
| [06:54.18] | Ohh. - Hi.哦 - 嗨 |
| [06:55.98] | 嗨，瑞秋 |
| [06:58.07] | 我们很遗憾听到 你的父母分手了 |
| [07:01.40] | 哦，他们才刚分居而已 还说不定，我们等着瞧就是 |
| [07:05.62] | 我是不能说感到惊讶啦 |
| [07:09.89] | 从我们认识他们之后 就没看他们快乐过 |
| [07:12.94] | 特别是在夏威夷出状况后 |
| [07:15.77] | 什么？什么状况？ |
| [07:19.80] | 不，不，我一定是想错人了 |
| [07:23.36] | 搞不好是我自己 |
| [07:25.05] | 你不是有衣服要摺吗？去摺，亲爱的，你去忙 |
| [07:32.93] | 要续杯吗？ - 我不要了，谢谢 |
| [07:38.48] | 等我一下下 我要演得很像 |
| [07:42.08] | 恩 |
| [07:45.83] | 兄弟，十一点方向 无敌辣妹一直在看你 |
| [07:52.05] | 真的很棒 我想我可以去变性了 |
| [08:03.96] | 我知道你误认我为何许人 大卫汤玛斯，温蒂的创办人 |
| [08:08.72] | - 我是盖儿 - 钱德 |
| [08:10.08] | 我真的得走了 真是幸会了 |
| [08:17.40] | What?什么？ |
| [08:25.03] | 太棒了！ |
| [08:25.93] | 他大可送我一台录影机或高尔夫球秆 |
| [08:29.12] | 但他没有！他却给我弄了个 〝女性终结者〞 |
| [08:32.56] | 什么〝废物之屋〞 出品的丑东西 |
| [08:36.26] | 没那么糟 - 你说的倒容易 |
| [08:38.38] | 你又不用戴着 连T先生都不要的东西到处走 |
| [08:42.01] | 钱德… |
| [08:43.16] | 我同情那些戴着我的珠宝的傻瓜 我真的同情〞 |
| [08:44.87] | 我同情那些戴着…〞 嗨 |
| [08:50.98] | 嘿，兄弟，我们刚刚在玩模仿秀 |
| [08:53.91] | 模仿你的马歇马叟 |
| [08:58.25] | 演得还不错 |
| [09:07.91] | 你看看那家伙？ |
| [09:09.70] | 他跟她已经聊多久了？ |
| [09:11.94] | 真想说〝滚开，臭家伙 她是服务生又不是艺妓〞 |
| [09:17.11] | 我想她很愉快 |
| [09:19.92] | 你看看，她都推开他了 他还死不走 |
| [09:24.46] | 我得采取行动才行 |
| [09:27.74] | 我们可以在山上租间木屋 滑进滑出的，很棒 |
| [09:32.52] | 抱歉？你是瑞秋吗？ |
| [09:35.17] | What?干嘛？ |
| [09:38.59] | 我是罗斯盖勒 |
| [09:39.89] | 老天，你在广告上有写到 你很美，不过，哇！ |
| [09:44.49] | 你在做什么？ |
| [09:45.85] | 哦，我的天，你今天不行吗？ |
| [09:49.87] | 我真不敢相信 |
| [09:53.42] | 如果行的话 我们就能对后代子孙好好吹嘘一番了 |
| [09:54.82] | 你会有机会的 |
| [09:57.40] | 我得走了 |
| [09:59.45] | 后会有期 - 好 |
| [10:00.51] | 再见了 很高兴认识你 |
| [10:04.79] | 不客气 |
| [10:07.09] | 什么？ - 我是在救你 |
| [10:10.32] | 好让我结束跟一个迷人男子很开心的对话？ |
| [10:14.77] | 从我刚才坐的位置看来… - 罗斯，听我说 |
| [10:17.19] | 我不用你救 |
| [10:21.58] | 但是，你要… - 什么？ |
| [10:24.38] | 你是我的龙虾 |
| [10:30.61] | 你又在玩盲目约会的游戏了？ |
| [10:34.71] | 不，你是我的龙虾 |
| [10:37.88] | 龙虾呢… |
| [10:40.38] | 在水槽里，他们变老了以后… |
| [10:44.62] | 会那个… 他们会牵着钳子散步 |
| [10:50.42] | 在水槽里！ |
| [10:52.77] | 牵着钳子而且… |
| [10:55.59] | 菲比，要来帮我说龙虾的事吗？ |
| [10:58.51] | 再做一次握的动作 |
| [11:02.62] | 瑞秋 别管龙虾了，可以吗？ |
| [11:05.55] | 我们来谈谈… 谈谈我们如何？ |
| [11:06.79] | 罗斯，没有所谓的〝我们〞 可以吗？ |
| [11:09.91] | 对，可是… - 不，你听我说！ |
| [11:12.46] | 我爱上你却深受打击 |
| [11:14.97] | 你爱上我 我还是深受打击 |
| [11:19.04] | 我不想再受伤了 你知道吗？ |
| [11:22.36] | 不值得的 |
| [11:24.23] | .嗯，可是… |
| [11:26.32] | 没有〝可是〞了，罗斯 |
| [11:28.11] | 我们是不可能的，好吗？ 接受吧 |
| [11:31.99] | 要我接受什么吗？ |
| [11:36.87] | 不，不 |
| [11:39.92] | 接受这个事实吧！ |
| [11:52.66] | 嘿，老兄，哇，是我的好兄弟！ 你好吗？ |
| [11:57.78] | 你愈来愈会模仿马歇马叟了 |
| [12:02.73] | 我们打打球如何？ 就你和我？ |
| [12:09.29] | 好，是我不好 |
| [12:12.11] | 如果你不喜欢那条手链 你大可直说 |
| [12:15.59] | 我有戴着不就表示 |
| [12:17.93] | 我有多重视我们的友谊了？ |
| [12:20.80] | 那你羞辱那条手链 还有你还取笑我的事实呢 |
| [12:25.31] | 哦，那部分我倒是个王八蛋 |
| [12:28.65] | 希望我们不要 只注意那种小地方 |
| [12:31.82] | 好啦！我说过几百遍我很抱歉了 |
| [12:34.92] | 我保证我再也不会拿下我的… |
| [12:38.43] | 手链 |
| [12:42.86] | 如果你想待在里面发脾气… |
| [12:46.47] | 那就待吧 |
| [12:48.51] | 你知道吗… |
| [12:50.90] | 我就在这里，跪着… |
| [12:54.26] | 拿着这两个椅垫… |
| [12:57.01] | 作为我悲伤与悔恨的象征 |
| [13:00.95] | 就像《圣经》里的故事一样 |
| [13:04.27] | 你现在可以痛快的发泄了… |
| [13:11.30] | 知道吗，葛拉芙真的很会叫 |
| [13:16.57] | 我只是说说！ 你自己看 |
| [13:19.53] | - Hey, guys. JUDY: Hi, darling.嘿，大家好 - 嗨，亲爱的 |
| [13:22.44] | 我的孙子呢？你没把他带来？ |
| [13:24.58] | 没，他今天在卡萝跟苏珊那里 |
| [13:27.64] | 我公司的一个女孩也是个同性恋 |
| [13:31.47] | 我只是说说 |
| [13:34.23] | 杰克，快看 你看了就会笑的那个油漆广告开始了 |
| [13:43.51] | 你去哪里了？ - 陷入情绪的地狱里 |
| [13:45.75] | 他们有借你钱吗？ |
| [13:47.44] | 没有，因为我还没开口 |
| [13:49.69] | 得了，摩妮卡，快点 |
| [13:51.63] | 嘿，你们 |
| [13:53.35] | 摩妮卡有事要说 |
| [13:56.71] | 很抱歉我没有早点告诉你们 可是… |
| [14:01.59] | 我已经辞职了 我不得不辞职 |
| [14:05.43] | 为什么？ - 被他们逼的 |
| [14:10.07] | 你被炒鱿鱼了？ 这下子你该怎么办呢？ |
| [14:14.16] | 茱蒂，别紧张 她可是我们的小小〝魔女卡〞 |
| [14:18.65] | 我们把她教得很精 |
| [14:20.17] | 你一成的薪水都会…？ - 存银行 |
| [14:26.13] | 她有在积少成多的 储蓄就是为此 |
| [14:30.02] | 她不会有事的 |
| [14:30.74] | 如果你不太够用 |
| [14:32.34] | 你也知道该去哪里要 |
| [14:34.67] | 有大张一点的吗？ |
| [14:38.37] | 真是难以置信 |
| [14:41.11] | 可以不要碎碎念了吗？ |
| [14:41.71] | 就别再抱怨谷仓里的苦差事 跳到草堆里玩玩吧 |
| [14:44.89] | 没错，我是该跳到稻草堆里玩玩 |
| [14:47.55] | 别忘了，我刚刚拿四百块换来一个 我一开始就很讨厌的手链 |
| [14:52.19] | 就拿稻草来给我玩玩吧！ |
| [14:54.42] | 嘿！ |
| [14:58.02] | 我有一个能让你很开心的东西 |
| [15:00.31] | 你猜甘瑟找到什么东西了？ |
| [15:02.40] | 喔！ |
| [15:04.75] | 这下子你有两个了！ |
| [15:07.94] | 哦，你有两个哦 |
| [15:12.69] | 这下子我怎么办呢？ |
| [15:13.73] | |
| [15:13.83] | |
| [15:21.62] | 你怎么会有两个？ |
| [15:23.51] | 这一个是给你的 |
| [15:26.39] | 别闹了！ - 不，我停不下来 |
| [15:30.33] | 我知道这手链对你意义有多大 |
| [15:33.10] | 我也知道这不只是个首饰 |
| [15:35.46] | 这代表了你和我 代表我们是〝好哥儿们〞 |
| [15:40.88] | 这代表友谊吗？ 我想是的 |
| [15:45.61] | 你看看 我们是手链好哥儿们！ |
| [15:48.83] | 以后他们就会这样叫我们 |
| [15:54.47] | 好了 你什么时候还我都可以 |
| [15:56.76] | 你竟然有恐龙图案的支票？ |
| [15:59.32] | 对，你拿到钱的同时 还可以学些东西 |
| [16:03.45] | 有什么不好吗？ |
| [16:04.71] | 没有 |
| [16:05.91] | 嘿，你是只小气的恐龙！ |
| [16:10.93] | 开玩笑的啦 谢了，感激不尽 |
| [16:13.90] | 嘿，摩妮卡，这是什么？ |
| [16:17.14] | 哦，恩 |
| [16:18.55] | 我高中时的泳装 我当年比较肿一点 |
| [16:23.56] | 我还以为这是以前下雨时 用来遮盖康乃迪克州的东西 |
| [16:29.63] | 摩妮卡，这带子有录什么？ |
| [16:30.86] | 我不晓得，放进去看看 |
| [16:36.97] | 嗨 - 嘿 |
| [16:44.00] | 照这边，杰克，好 |
| [16:46.50] | 瑞秋就要进门了 |
| [16:48.66] | 她是不是很美？杰克？ |
| [16:50.65] | 你能拍到吗？ |
| [16:54.78] | 哦，我的天 |
| [16:56.96] | 你的鼻子怎么了？ |
| [17:00.99] | 我当年有鼻中膈弯曲 后来只好弄短了 |
| [17:05.44] | 我错了 用来遮盖康乃迪克的是这个才对 |
| [17:10.14] | 知道是什么吗？ 这是我们准备要去毕业舞会的带子 |
| [17:14.34] | 我们不要看这个 - 要，要看 |
| [17:15.91] | 要啦 - 很好玩的！ |
| [17:18.14] | 来拍摩妮卡 |
| [17:20.98] | 摩妮卡人呢？ - 在这边，爸 |
| [17:22.79] | 等等，怎么拉远？ |
| [17:26.67] | 拍到罗 |
| [17:32.30] | 有个女孩把摩妮卡吞掉了！ |
| [17:36.23] | 闭嘴 摄影机本来就会让人多十磅 |
| [17:39.56] | 哇，有几部摄影机同时在拍你啊？ |
| [17:45.59] | 哦，你看起来好棒！ |
| [17:47.94] | 你也是！你好美 |
| [17:51.19] | 哇 - 干嘛？ |
| [17:53.38] | 我的美乃滋沾到你了 |
| [17:54.69] | 只是肩膀 没沾到衣服 |
| [17:59.69] | 大家，微笑 |
| [18:01.24] | 关掉！ |
| [18:03.88] | 哪有！红灯怎么还亮着？ - 那是代表关掉的灯 |
| [18:07.81] | 是吧，罗斯？ |
| [18:18.07] | 帅哦，科特尔先生 |
| [18:24.50] | 你今夜看起来很美 - 哦，谢了 |
| [18:30.46] | 你这个暑假要做什么？ - 我会留下来 |
| [18:33.86] | 弄我的音乐 |
| [18:39.60] | 我的扣子松了吗？ 这些东东一直往下掉 |
| [18:49.53] | 我看看，我不晓得 |
| [18:52.12] | 你打算如何… |
| [18:54.21] | 男孩子到了！ |
| [18:55.61] | 过暑假？ |
| [18:56.92] | 弄你的音乐？ |
| [19:04.14] | 哦，我的天 是洛伊·贾柏立克！ |
| [19:06.40] | 洛伊看了《星际大战》317次 |
| [19:10.49] | 他还拿来写论文 |
| [19:13.51] | 奇普人呢？ 他怎么还没到？ |
| [19:16.51] | 他会来的，可以吗？ 吞颗镇定剂吧 |
| [19:20.59] | 好了 |
| [19:26.76] | 我刚才是跟瑞秋说 洛伊碰了我的胸部 |
| [19:31.34] | 我没有舞伴不能去参加 我不能，来不及了 |
| [19:36.96] | 你不去的话 我也不想去 |
| [19:40.05] | 哦，我要宰了奇普！ |
| [19:44.48] | 我有个好主意 |
| [19:46.34] | 你应该带瑞秋去参加毕业舞会 |
| [19:50.62] | 很怀疑呐！ |
| [19:51.80] | 杰克，摄影机给我 你来跟你儿子说 |
| [19:56.52] | All right, go on. This thing's heavy.好，赶快 - 这东西很重耶 |
| [19:59.21] | 你妈妈说的对 带她去，你可以穿我的礼服 |
| [20:02.29] | 她不会想跟我去的 |
| [20:03.98] | 她当然愿意 你是大学生了 |
| [20:07.54] | I don't know. - Well, come on.我不晓得 - 哦，好了啦 |
| [20:09.53] | 你就不想试试看？ |
| [20:12.67] | 我真是不敢相信 我不能参加毕业舞会了 |
| [20:15.39] | 太糟糕了！ |
| [20:21.34] | 好，帮我拿键盘 - 好孩子，好孩子 |
| [20:25.13] | 我想我们也看够了 |
| [20:26.99] | 可以关掉了 - 不，不，不！ |
| [20:28.79] | 好，我不看了 |
| [20:31.85] | 快点，小鬼，咱们走 |
| [20:35.68] | 哇！真是帅啊！ - 给大家瞧瞧 |
| [20:39.68] | 等一下，爸 |
| [20:42.46] | 好，要酷、要酷一点 |
| [20:54.37] | 好了，爸 |
| [20:55.61] | 瑞秋，准备好了没？ 你的白马王子来了… |
| [20:59.65] | 哦，糟了！ |
| [21:00.99] | 再见！不用等我们了 |
| [21:03.25] | 奇普！ |
| [21:06.84] | 哦，真是 |
| [21:09.37] | 杰克，我怎么把这东西关了？ |
| [21:10.83] | 按下按钮 |
| [21:12.53] | 哪一个？哪个按钮？杰克！ |
| [21:13.97] | 那一个，就那一个！ |
| [21:20.18] | 没想到你愿意这样做 |
| [21:54.77] | 看到没？他是她的龙虾 |
| [22:05.19] | 跟他跳 |
| [22:07.08] | 妈，我饿了！ |
| [22:09.54] | 跟你爸爸跳 |
| [22:10.89] | 我也许不会跳闪舞 不过我上了舞池亦非等闲之辈 |
| [22:15.66] | 好吧 |
| [22:23.19] | 哦，杰克 - 哦，茱蒂！ |
| [22:26.48] | 哦，菜蒂！ |
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